/twg/ - Total War General

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Off the boats!

Is that an officer skaven mod?

Make more use of melee guard mode. Chasing fleeing rats is going to get more of your dudes killed from spreading the fuck out than anything else.

Be the cliff that breaks the tide.

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Is that gyrocopter ok?

it sank

post memri please

It's just taking a bath, right?

Yes, it's awesome because the officers for Skaven stand at the back of the unit.

no it is dead

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>tfw theres an event mentionning the halflings using pots of hot sauce to burn your troops

fucking halfling army when ?

>play as wood elves
>ally with greenskins
>win on auto pilot
I need to try this

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GAELIC HISTORICAL RATS

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Post carpets

nice rat butts u fuck

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>tfw we'll never get a Total War again with ranged units being this satisfying

t. reading comprehension

>want archer spam again

I'd prefer archer spam to 10 volleys of arrows killing 3 dudes

>fight against Morghur
>unit gets low to hp threshold
>fully chevroned troops automatically get wiped out and replaced by Chaos Spawn
Completely forgot about that ability. I'm slightly upset. Doesn't help that army was already tattered by some level 20+ Wight that decided it's his personal job to follow my army around. And my fucking heroes keep getting Critical Failures on him, despite it being around 4-10% chance.

>he hasn't bought the tomb kings dlc yet
Do you even skelly archers and bow ushabti?

>come out with the coolest entries of the series
>remove first person view
Why can't it just be fucking perfect

>fantasy shit

No thanks

>fantasoy

>it's a "the beastmemes show up at a city with six fucking giants and everything else is a fucking bestigor" episode

Also why the fuck are the beastmen INSTANTLY putting cities into starvation mode? is this an ability they have or is some fucky mod fucking with me?

which side are the fate/shitters gonna take in the coming Chink invasion of /twg/?

It would only further expose how ugly Warhammer is, despite the requirements and performance issues in WH2

VH Oda campaign. So fucking dense, you can't really develop anything because of the fucking chaos everywhere. Just seven years in, Ashikaga attacked me and was promptly defeated, triggering realm divide. Eleven years, the campaign is won.

Post Graces

>which side are the fate/shitters gonna take in the coming Chink invasion of /twg/?
Hopefully the fucking door

>low tier units
Yea its hell
>high tier units
Lizard things die easy-fast

Do you name units /twg/? I’ll name a unit if it gets 2 silver chevrons (rank 5). I’ll name a general or hero at level 5 or after a significant feat.
Here’s from my current campaign:
Doomwheel - Strong-Mighty Kill Wheel
Death Runners - Students of Splinter
Stormvermin (swords) - Tretch’s Mouseketeers

They probably put points into the ruination skill.

Beastmen I think are the easiest race to get -siege holdout time with.

this sounds fun-exciting

what did CA mean by this

why is the skull catapult so fucking bad?

what did this poster mean by this

>Basic artillery with an extra -leadership debuff.

What exactly were you expecting?

The fucking chaff all ran away when ordered to sally out, only the general's hatamoto fought.

I name units if I give them a cool banneQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDSSSSS

shogun 1 looking good

Reminder that this is a general of BENEVOLENCE

A better name for Death Runners for Tretch would be the Tailbitters.

That sounds sexual

Veeky Forums and /twg/ by default has always been Wei territory in the past, and will always be Wei territory in the future

/gsg/ is better than this shithole

;)

/gsg/ will not divide us

the campfire is rendered in exquisite detail

t. gsg

Nice quads senpai

Thanks senpai

We won one Veeky Forums league while you didn't so we are better.

I wanted to play Ikko Legendary next, but considering what a clusterfuck playing in central Japan is, I have some reservations now. Any suggestions?

/gsg/ is better than this shithole

/gsg/ is on par with this shithole

/gsg/ is only remarkable for stealing that get from the Fate niggers

/gsg/ are our masters

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*pays tribute to /gsg/*

You realize you wasted over an hour just waiting for each turn to end since ME turn endings take a while.

But then I guess since you did nothing at all you probably spent like 2 or 3 hours max anyway. Sounds like hell though.

/gsg/ is a bit better

>that drunk bitch falls back in the water

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Don't ignore the ronin units, yari ronin are substantially stronger than yari samurai and can butcher ashigaru.

They also cost half the upkeep of monks.

Why do the wh1 races only have generic responses for the wh2 races?

massive cringe although the frognigger isn't wrong

I want to fuck Lauren desu but I know I'll never.

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execute yourself immediately

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see

>frog display picture
>'confederate pepe'
>/pol/ buzzwords

I rate this bait 14/88

Or Wood Elves, Wood Elves spam archers too

So /pol/ posting is /twg/ friendly now?

When will these guys realize that white chads have the birth rate covered?

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see 51 for replying direcly

Want to play Shogun 2 again, as a dishonarabru Otomo this time.
Are yari ashigaru + teppo ashigaru + shock cavalry perfectly viable?
Should I bother with stealing black ship from my gaijin trading partners, with their not so black ones lol?

huh, what now buddy?

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the shown character appears to be the simplified version of the character for kingdom as opposed to the traditional version, and simplified was invented by the commies. Of course iirc lots of simplified was based off of old Chinese shorthand so who knows.

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huh? huh? HUH??

Stop, you will only make his schizophrenia worse.