/srg/ - Speedrunning General

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Fuck

youtu.be/q1lNBXJVcwE

What? Why did you make a new thread?

To talk about speedrunning of course.

You've got to be joking. If you want speedrunning discussion you talk to runners. Not stream monsters on Veeky Forums.

There's the upper evil
There's the lower evil
and then there's the medievil

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>Eli-san will never teach you how to speedgame
why live?

Shut the FUCK up anime

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>Cheese got a 22:59 BoB split
this is actually awe inspiring.

No one cares. Not even SM64 runners.

there are multiple runners with thousands of hours who haven't even had a mid 23 BoB split. how do you not understand how insane this is?

stay mad that your game has no skill gap and all runners get the same times on early splits lmao

That just means they’re all shit and he finally got a good time whereas everyone else is still failing to do so. It’s not amazing, it should be the norm.

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Stay mad that all the runners in the game you nutgobble are all shit bar one guy.

that's not how it works.

yes it is toast

>it's the toast obsessed freak
figures.

>toast this desperate to be relevant
Just leave already jesus christ

ok squid.

Yes it is.

ok ion

22:59 BoB is harder than WR in most speedgames.

Fucking christ

truth hurts

Your stupidity and lack of general speedrun knowledge hurts.

What makes you think I'm the one who lacks knowledge and not you?

lmao

why do we shill speedrun dot tv

truth hurts

laughter isn't pain unless you're stabbed

Because you exposed the fact after your absolutely insane claim. It proves you know nothing about games that aren’t SM64.

>your absolutely insane claim
What's your basis for the claim being insane?
>It proves you know nothing about games that aren’t SM64.
I follow all kinds of games and have a record in a non-sm64 game.

None of what you've offered so far are arguments, by the way. It just seems like you really don't like SM64 and your bias makes it impossible to comprehend the fact that it's hard to optimize.

>and have a record in a non-sm64 game.
the fact that you haven't given it proves you're lying out of your ass

*plugs in Hori controller*
*copies inputs from toast's guide*
*mindlessly grinds single stars until it's muscle memory*
*mindlessly grinds RTA until everything randomly works out*
SM64 BEST SPEEDGAME ME BEST SPEEDRUNNER OOH OOH AAH AAH

just end this general please

>TELL ME YOUR WR SO I CAN GRINDMONKEY IT AND STEAL IT FROM YOU
no

>so unskilled a grindmonkey can steal the WR from him
lel

EEK EEK STOP EXPOSING ME

PLEASE let this general end

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It’s always the freak. Every fucking time.

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thicc

Haven't been here since 2015.

Is RWhiteGoose still our guy?

>parasitic drama attention whore that's forcing the objectively worst game in existence as a good speedrun
He's absolutely not, everything he ever says comes off as smug shitposting except he pretends he says it unironically

You are literally addicted to shitposting about me. I can tell you've already pushed aside responsibilities such as washing your dishes, feeding your family or brushing your teeth in order to shitpost against me. You're a pathetic loser who will never accomplish anything in life. Not only that, but you're too pathetic; too scared, to show your face or your name online. That's the real reason why you guys like to drum up so much drama about Sam, Narcissa, Stiv or myself. Because we are unafraid and unapologetic. We live our lives, do our things, and be the people we want to be. You sit there, afraid and alone, criticizing every move of stronger, better, more intelligent people.

>be the people we want to be

Who are the brainlets of speedrunning?

Wilko, MrSpeedrun, Squid, Almo

pvtcb

name something more pathetic than spending hours every day obsessing over the personal lives of people who speedrun videogames while watching them on twitch

being a tranny

mindlessly grinding 70 star 18 hours a day for over 3 years, peaking at a mid 52, fleeing to a no competition monkey memegame to (unsuccessfully) avoid the exposure, and then proceeding to police a speedrunning thread in response to any mention of said exposure

*peeking

>Squid

This is just the freak trying to force his failed agenda 4 years in the making.

And again.

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Would you look at that, it was the freak all along. What a surprise.

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LOL

Sad.

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OFFICIAL LIST OF SPEEDRUNNING TRANNY NUTTERS
Cronikeys
soe/ari
Krystal
Narcissa/CosmoWright
dancingscarecow
yadra121
EnchantressofNumbers
Nickynoel
CrystalBeauty
EeveeSpirit
Kartseven
AzuraSarah
JackieDaggers
Emily Brooks
Withelde
Protomagicalgirl
tegangibby
Sagev3
Mewyabby
MissFantastic
superaliceinwonderland
transFaerie
runnee22
orcastraw
MilesSMB/ClarisRobyn
Hazel_
Cyberdemon
Littlenino
emeraldaly
abootoo
ThatMG2
TheMageling
Wuest/tinahacks
Catlynat
Xaltis
Soulcloset
ferianjay
PrincessSynahel
Amber
Mofat
mxkai3
soothingplumtea
Torco
belchin
Empulent
xHotCoffee
LizGoddess
Squibbons
JazzSpeedruns
WitchsHex
Samsara
MemoryTAS
MegaZoeT
headstrong1290
Cadence
LeRoyalGamer
CURED
Missy
Rachel

Add to this, if someone is missing!

add siglemic

So which of these are hot? imma hit them up.

Anyone else watching SGU? Kotti is about to do some runs, I'm hella hyped

add squid

why are you so obsessed with squid?

Literally just Missy, Cronikeys, and Orcastraw.

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>Orcastraw
>Hot

Nigga, what the fuck are you on?

Cyghfer is making a bold claim that nothing new will ever be found in Rockman 2. Isn't this guy supposed to be some kind of expert in speedrunning? Or is that just oldboi cred. Because that's a pretty fucking dumb thing to say.

If you haven't learned from Toastrider, "expert" is a pretty meaningless title.

ok squid

ok ion

>oldboi gets cocky and says nothing new will be found for a game or that the game is as optimized as it's going to get
>game gets a big breakthrough within the year
Happens every single time.

He's right. You can't keep finding new things forever and RM2 is well studied.

False. There is absolutely no way to tell what will be discovered that could completely changed the game. No one can ever say this with confidence.

>5.51 is possible

it already happened

Fuck off Omnigamer.

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1:39 by August

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The God Gamer Stigma

I wish /SRG/ was actually about speedrunning rather than just one elaborate waifu claiming thread

>speedrunning

Croni is cute

Missy is a man now and Orcastraw isn't hot.

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THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING DELUSION.

I know I'm a few days late, but...
52.4.157.15/news/changes-to-zeldaspeedruns

I remember some shitter said that Cosmo just got framed.
Yeah, right.

it's zelda.speedruns.com now

>SMG 1 all 242 stars WR is 12h 36m from over a year ago
Brutal.

Yeah, I read the post.

then why did you link to the IP address

Because I was on it.

That looks like a fucking macho caveman compared to croni. Trim your eyebrows, wear some makeup, and lose the SJW glasses ffs