/eagg/ East Asian Genocide General: Cute Wife Edition

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Dynasty Warriors 9 New Gameplay Playlist:
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLmBdlHcHH7paWcO8ucTw-UqwlEWUhvUS7

Total War: THREE KINGDOMS Trailer:
youtu.be/s4D42vMUSIM

Bulletin:
-Zhou Cang, Cheng Pu, Man Chong, Xu Sheng, Xun You, Cao Xiu and Xin Xianying are newcomers.
-Dong Bai, Xiahou Ji, Hua Xiong and Yuan Shu are DLCs.
-Everyone from 8XL and Xun Yu from Empires will return.
-Dynasty Warriors 9 will be out in February 8th in Japan and February 13th worldwide.
-Dynasty Warriors 9 will have a roster of 94 playable characters.
-Zhang Fei and Zhao Yun are clones of each other.
-Lingqi is shit.

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One day.

Buy my DLC faggot

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Should I play Toukiden 1 before 2 or is 2 just a flat gameplay upgrade? 1's a bit cheaper but if it's just the same game but worse I'll keep waiting for a 2 price drop. I don't really care about story

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Can he be bought standalone or do I have to purchase all four faggots?

All four are part of one scenario pack

What a shit group of unique NPCs/DLC, especially Hua Xiong what's he even do than lose his head to Guan Yu?

Ridiculous things like "how dare a Japanese company make money by stealing from a Chinese book" or "it doesn't work on my toaster"

Lose his head to Sun Jian

>lose his head to Guan Yu?
Don't you mean Sun Jian?

Goddamn. Thanks man, guess I'll just wait and see if he's worth my shekels.

If Koei didn't suck he should be present when Dong Zhuo army
>fights the Yellow Turbans
>puts down a rebellion in Xiliang
>takes over Luoyang and fights Ding Yuan/Lu Bu
>fights the coalition
4 missions isn't that bad compared to some important characters

This is DW, not history of course Guan Yu is the one who kills him.

I dont know man it's wierd

>Xiahouji
>get lost in forest
>get raped by Zhang Fei

>Hua Xiong
>be butt buddies with Lu Bu
>get killed by Guan Yu

>Dong Bai
>be smug around grandpappy Dong Zhuo
>executed after he's murdered

Only one I think that's going to get a decent semblance of a story is Yuan Shu

After Lu Bu's story in DW8, requests for him shot up.

My only hope for Yuan Shu is now that he's in, maybe Yuan Shao will return to his DW4/5 self. Cool hat, cool beard, serious rival while Yuan Shu becomes silly sissy man.

*to Sun Jian's troops

Well Yuan Shao's moveset animations are still that of a silly sissy man in DW9.

Why does KT fear the Yuans?

Well, I preordered my copy. Either I'll have fun with the game when it releases... or I'm part of the problem.

Considering I plan to buy Hyrule Warriors for a third time this spring, I think I'm part of the problem.

>spoiler
Yes, user. You are the problem.

Who is team Little Big of DW?

Literally Meng Huo and Zhu Rong

Big Joe and Little Joe obviously

>Zhurong
>little

Zhang Fei & Xiahouji.

Sun Ce & Da Qiao

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>Xiahou Ji and Zhang Fei exclusive DLC mission

The real question is who is the John Cena of DW

And this is him Right Here

Alexa Bliss is 5 feet and only 23 years old. Zhurong looks like a milf and has gotta be like 8 inches taller easy.

Dong Bai probably won't be executed in DW's lore, more likely will get a Lu Linqi style 'escape' scene.

Nobody even knows who that guy is
Everybody knows John Cena

>Lu Linqi style
Shacked near Changan, yes?

>character that's barely used for anything
>John Cena

> John Cena
> Used for anything in current year other than making indie darling's cry

5'8" according to Koei Wiki. Meng Huo on the other hand is 6'11".

Yeah but who doesn't love watching /asp/ cry every time their favourite manlet is beaten by Big Match John?

If we want to compare a Dynasty Warrior to an overrated wrestler elevated to pleb god status? Guan Yu.

Who's the bucky beaver motherfucker of the Three Kingdoms?

Better yet, who is the James E. Cornette?

Who is the Liu Bei of Three Kingdoms?

Cao Cao

>Pan Jun, having heard of Lü Yi's abuses of power, sought permission to leave his position and return to the imperial capital, Jianye, for an audience with the emperor Sun Quan. Upon returning to Jianye, he learnt that Sun Deng, the Crown Prince, had already spoken up numerous times about Lü Yi's behaviour, but Sun Quan refused to listen to him. Many other officials, fearing that they would offend Lü Yi by speaking up, remained silent. Pan Jun decided to take matters into his own hands. He pretended to host a banquet, invited all his colleagues to attend, and hoped to use the opportunity to assassinate Lü Yi. However, Lü Yi secretly found out that Pan Jun wanted to kill him, so he lied that he was sick and did not show up.
Lu Yi = Kevin Dunn
Pan Jun = Jim Cornette

>At that time, army advisor Wei Yan and chief clerk Yang Yi hated each other, and every time they meet they ended up in an altercation. Sometimes Wei Yan would draw his sword and wave it at Yang Yi, and Yang Yi would weep freely. When this happens, Fei Yi would position himself between their seats, and separate them with admonishments.

Wei Yan = Jim Cornette
Yang Yi = Kevin Dunn/Vince Russo
Fei Yi = Jim Ross

Wrestling is fucking gay idiots

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> Implying there's any difference between Wrestling and the Three Kingdoms

Lu lingqi is so beautiful that I can't live without her.

So we went from Saber posting to wrastlin? Noice

Are there pictures of Saber wrestling? We can combine the threat and take over the thread.

>Saber Posting.

Is this cute

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>spits blood

Why isn't there photo's of Saber wrestling.

FGO has failed the land.

IS IT FEBRUARY 13 YET
I NEED TO PLAY SOMETHING AAAAAAAHHH

just play some minecraft, it's basically the same thing.

strawpoll.me/14985495
Let's keep the results going lads
There are more than 16 people here.

Leave Saber to Me.

Where's the "I'm buying it because it looks fun" option?

Funny, that's the same reason I want to buy you

Ironic fun with a bad game?

Did they?

Slavery was practiced during the Han Dynasty, so you can buy Lingqi if you want to.

You have to suck out the venom, user.

But my desire is a purchase of You, upon which time I shall

Oh Supreme Chancellor Dong...

Why do the Tachibana's feel so out of place in Feudal Japan

Carpet man, what were his accomplishments? Why did Liu Bei value him and his opinion so highly? What was the nature of his place in the three kingdoms?

He handed Liu Bei Yizhou on a silver platter. Handed Liu Bei Hanzhong on a silver platter. He killed Xiahou Yuan and handed Liu Bei his head on a silver platter. Then he died.
>Also he murdered a ton of people and Liu Bei was like, "It's fine."

Based

>fate
>wrestling
/eagg/ has become real shit recently

Guan Yu definitely draws dimes as a historical icon. People actually know the guy outside of dynasty warriors and he's a literal deity to the chinese.

>ironic fun
How many fedoras are you wearing?

Didn't Fate have a musou though?

It's about east asian genocide

Not officially.
Jesus what have I become. I gave saberpost so much shit for months ago for posting saber all the time and I've been posting wrestling images now for like 6 months and now the place is practically full of aspfags. What have I done.

>Musou: true ludo masterpieces that transcend the medium
DW8
DW4

>Warriors: decent beat-em-ups that are dated but still enjoyable
DW7
DW5
DW3
DW2

>Nusou: bad apps that are difficult to enjoy or obtain any meaning from
DW6

>Nusoy: nusou but on estrogen
DW9

As expected of the 8babby.

>DW8 that high
this man is gay, disregard everything he says

>reasons why DW8 are bad
a tumblrfag migrant spergs out about it

t. Daoshit

Congrats, you've killed /eagg/

I'm genuinely curious, those of you that played DW6 and did not like it, did you play the PS2 version, the PS3 version or the PC version?

>he doesn't like my game he must be from tumblr
>the utter state of 8fags

>S E E T H I N G soyboy

>doesn't remember me shitting on 8 before namefag showed his retarded face here
t. newfag

Why would anybody remember somebody like you, online or offline?

8 couldn't draw a dime with a pen and paper.

I've got a 13 inch cock

>Musou: true ludo masterpieces that transcend the medium
the ones you don't like

>Nusoy: nusou but on estrogen
the ones you like

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>4 better than 3, 5, and 7
Found the shit taste. No wonder he's mindlessly hating on 9 for no good reason.

8 is perfecting the gameplay while 9 tells you to draw dimes for some reason in an open world.

These aren't good games guys

Ya