the brakes are still broken edition
37th thread since the zombification
>What is this game?
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>How do I shot?
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>How do I shot mans? (advanced)
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>Tweaks and optimizations
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>stats and vehicle memes
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>chart some dead user made
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today I will have carapace
no :)
3 lootboxes and no rares, another failed week
it takes you a WEEK to get 2250 certs?
hossin is absolute garbage. not only is the map shit but everyone always logs off immediately after they're forced to go there because of continent lock/over pop control. either get rid of it or at least take it out of the rotation so that people aren't forced to play on it.
hossin is the best continent, though?
The only reason Hossin may be considered bad is because shitters like yourself dislike it so much they stop playing when Hossin is the only open cont, resulting in less crops for me.
Haha, no.
>hossin is the best continent, though?
Only if you are a bolt shitter on an airnigger
>contrarians show up to defend the indefensible
it's all so tiresome. i don't care how much you like hossin, it kills the game every time, you can keep it if you like just leave one of the other continents open.
post stats
kys yourselves seriously
hossin is so badly designed, bases are far too large and overcomplicated and heavily, HEAVILY favor the attackers in pretty much every instance
post stats
post stats
post stats
...
>no name
not you
none of your business
>sub 40% accuracy
lmao
t. imposter
now then, post your stats
you haven't posted yours though?????
you'd like to think that now wouldn't you
post stats bitch
post yours first
just as legitimate as yours ;)
>play my NC alt
>NC wins friday primetime indar alert
reply to this post and thank me
just as expected, all talk and no substance
>only 2500 IVI
jesus get a load of mr dickshot over here
and you're no different, tough guy ;DDD
are you butthurt none of your ranks start with an A or an S?
>doesn't even have U's
wow
thank you anime girl! may the rng gods bless you with Carapace
>play VS on Cobalt
>start an alert with 48% territory
>NC and TR zerg us
>NC wins
I knew NC were too smug today, it was you! (it's what I get for playing VS but it's still your fault)
>review questionable players' stats
>has S rank in all weapons
>lower kdr than I do though
>watch him in-game
>zero situational awareness
>facerolls into the enemy like a fucking retard
>usually kills 3+ enemy before dying because of the aim
really rollin my marbles here
hey guys mattiace here
>call him out in yell chat
>he logs out or answer with something like "xaxaxa it's just skill comrade))"
At least it's what happens to me usually, there is always someone defending them in yell too.
No way you are the real mattiace
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whats up guys wrel here
Buff gauss saw to 215 boolet per boolet
Carapace medic + vampire + rebel
good idea / bad idea?
lol
to what end
carapace goes with combat surgeon.
every kill = 300hp
stop talking like you had carapace I know you dont
have fun trying to chain kills with a sidearm to actually make use of vampire
why are implant upgrades so expensive
I miss colors
Don't worry goy.. I mean, guy!
Now you can have your colors back, you just have to buy them!
but you can't though
i want to suck gus banana
fuck off gus
>stop talking like you had carapace I know you dont
I forgot, weekend is when all the blatant miller hackers come out
they're always out you retard
yeah but weekend is when they get really rude
they're always really rude you retard
You can have A color back
y-you too~
*smugs @u*
>log in
>indar locked
>log out
>log in
>spend 15 min in VR, even though im a member
thank you wrel
>zerg a base and take it with 2:1 overpop
>immediately redeploy elsewhere and leave the base to be captured again
what did DIG mean by this?
mmmmmmmmmm if rude = hacker .. then... oh fugg u is cheedings i caut u
just what I wanted
what server do you play in that has that much people on
memerald has 200 max at this hour, and half of it goes to one fucking 96-96 shitfest
I've had ZER6 do the same, maybe they go to fight another zerg
miller. Queues are because every shitter switches faction when alert starts
true
t. 4th faction
henlo?
>CatWomanMeow bitching in /y
looks like some things never change
yes?
hi :3
you guys ever been to a graveyard?
/pol/cucks are the new NC
Worst timeline
hello qt!
>fell asleep with music playing
>dreaming of slotting spandex-clad floppies
>it's a long way to mukumbura starts playing
gob less
hello im here 2 drink blods
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t. dragula
Ptchoo :---D
*smugs u*
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ΠΏoΡeΠ» Π½a Ρ yΠΉ ))
Why so ded today my memers?
all 13 of us are too busy playing the game in the same squad right now (without you)!
........ this is a trick???
I lied only 12 people can be in the same squad
Fug, I'm already in bed :(
i am a cleric i reviee gaem and revive thred
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t. cleric
i knew u played w/o me
Just go to squad browser and look for us. Squad is named "Carapace only"
but...
Yes?
We all know TR are the christcuck /pol/tards with trap fetishes
What seems to be the problem dear?
n-nothing.. nvm
So when are you joining?
soon.. very soon.. youll see YOULL ALL SEE
:)
Good night!
sweet dreams honey
one of these episodes again