/ps2g/ - planetside 2 general

the brakes are still broken edition
37th thread since the zombification

>What is this game?
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>How do I shot?
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>How do I shot mans? (advanced)
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>Tweaks and optimizations
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>stats and vehicle memes
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>chart some dead user made
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today I will have carapace

no :)

3 lootboxes and no rares, another failed week

it takes you a WEEK to get 2250 certs?

hossin is absolute garbage. not only is the map shit but everyone always logs off immediately after they're forced to go there because of continent lock/over pop control. either get rid of it or at least take it out of the rotation so that people aren't forced to play on it.

hossin is the best continent, though?

The only reason Hossin may be considered bad is because shitters like yourself dislike it so much they stop playing when Hossin is the only open cont, resulting in less crops for me.

Haha, no.

>hossin is the best continent, though?

Only if you are a bolt shitter on an airnigger

>contrarians show up to defend the indefensible
it's all so tiresome. i don't care how much you like hossin, it kills the game every time, you can keep it if you like just leave one of the other continents open.

post stats

kys yourselves seriously
hossin is so badly designed, bases are far too large and overcomplicated and heavily, HEAVILY favor the attackers in pretty much every instance

post stats

post stats

post stats

...

>no name
not you

none of your business

>sub 40% accuracy
lmao

t. imposter

now then, post your stats

you haven't posted yours though?????

you'd like to think that now wouldn't you
post stats bitch

post yours first

just as legitimate as yours ;)

>play my NC alt
>NC wins friday primetime indar alert
reply to this post and thank me

just as expected, all talk and no substance

>only 2500 IVI
jesus get a load of mr dickshot over here

and you're no different, tough guy ;DDD

are you butthurt none of your ranks start with an A or an S?

>doesn't even have U's

wow

thank you anime girl! may the rng gods bless you with Carapace

>play VS on Cobalt
>start an alert with 48% territory
>NC and TR zerg us
>NC wins
I knew NC were too smug today, it was you! (it's what I get for playing VS but it's still your fault)

>review questionable players' stats
>has S rank in all weapons
>lower kdr than I do though
>watch him in-game
>zero situational awareness
>facerolls into the enemy like a fucking retard
>usually kills 3+ enemy before dying because of the aim

really rollin my marbles here

hey guys mattiace here

>call him out in yell chat
>he logs out or answer with something like "xaxaxa it's just skill comrade))"
At least it's what happens to me usually, there is always someone defending them in yell too.

No way you are the real mattiace
youtube.com/watch?v=gpqmoBYkQfc

whats up guys wrel here

Buff gauss saw to 215 boolet per boolet

Carapace medic + vampire + rebel

good idea / bad idea?

lol

to what end

carapace goes with combat surgeon.

every kill = 300hp

stop talking like you had carapace I know you dont

have fun trying to chain kills with a sidearm to actually make use of vampire

why are implant upgrades so expensive

I miss colors

Don't worry goy.. I mean, guy!
Now you can have your colors back, you just have to buy them!

but you can't though

i want to suck gus banana

fuck off gus

>stop talking like you had carapace I know you dont

I forgot, weekend is when all the blatant miller hackers come out

they're always out you retard

yeah but weekend is when they get really rude

they're always really rude you retard

You can have A color back

y-you too~
*smugs @u*

>log in
>indar locked
>log out

>log in
>spend 15 min in VR, even though im a member

thank you wrel

>zerg a base and take it with 2:1 overpop
>immediately redeploy elsewhere and leave the base to be captured again
what did DIG mean by this?

mmmmmmmmmm if rude = hacker .. then... oh fugg u is cheedings i caut u

just what I wanted

what server do you play in that has that much people on
memerald has 200 max at this hour, and half of it goes to one fucking 96-96 shitfest
I've had ZER6 do the same, maybe they go to fight another zerg

miller. Queues are because every shitter switches faction when alert starts

true
t. 4th faction

henlo?

>CatWomanMeow bitching in /y
looks like some things never change

yes?

hi :3

you guys ever been to a graveyard?

/pol/cucks are the new NC
Worst timeline

hello qt!

>fell asleep with music playing
>dreaming of slotting spandex-clad floppies
>it's a long way to mukumbura starts playing
gob less

hello im here 2 drink blods

πŸ§› πŸ§› πŸ§› πŸ§› πŸ§›
t. dragula

Ptchoo :---D

*smugs u*
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ΠΏoшeΠ» Π½a Ρ…yΠΉ ))

Why so ded today my memers?

all 13 of us are too busy playing the game in the same squad right now (without you)!

........ this is a trick???

I lied only 12 people can be in the same squad

Fug, I'm already in bed :(

i am a cleric i reviee gaem and revive thred

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t. cleric

i knew u played w/o me

Just go to squad browser and look for us. Squad is named "Carapace only"

but...

Yes?

We all know TR are the christcuck /pol/tards with trap fetishes

What seems to be the problem dear?

n-nothing.. nvm

So when are you joining?

soon.. very soon.. youll see YOULL ALL SEE

:)

Good night!

sweet dreams honey

one of these episodes again