Overwatch General - /owg/

>pepperonis
plebian tastes
what a trailer trash skank

>play mei
>ice block once
>outhealed zenyatta

>do more healing as tracer than zen

>tfw got suspended from the ow forums for calling symmetra niggers autistic

>not moira and junk

Did you get killed by genji and tracer?

>95k viewers

Hurry and buff pls

>4-0verwatch

How does Blizzard expect people to get people interested when we have these 0-4 stomps.

1st for reaper is a pedophile

You need more subtlety, user.

>Dragons still haven't gotten a single point from Spitfire
>literally going to win 1-0, 1-0, 2-0 and 1-0
Nice ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''players'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' you've got there China

If it makes you feel better. I healed 2HP as zen in a game earlier and that was it. D.va was the only person who was really suitable at the time and she took no damage and stayed at the back of the point (Mercy Main btw). I just switched off to McCree straight after.

As much as I love playing her, hopefully never.
t. zen main

Reduce rip tire's speed by %10
give it 50 armor or extra HP do it doesn't get deleted by random fire like a stray tracer round

shit bait

they announced that they would already, expect PTR.

I LOVE my wife, Lena Oxton!

The only acceptable buff is a bugfix. Allowing hacking to not be interrupted by damage. It's the only non-ult in the game that can.

My wife Fareeha!

Not bait

Terrible.

Fareeha!

>toxic Mercy one-trick on my team
>they've dropped from low GM to mid masters post-nerf and it's showing no signs of stopping
>their winrate on Mercy is now 44%

Get fucked, cunt. Back to gold you go.

Then it's even more terrible.

It wasn't even that bad desu, I guess no shitposting for a week for me

gg
ez

I, too, love my wife Lena Oxton.

>watch OWL
>see mercy insta rez
>leave

FORTY FUCKING MINUTES OF FILLER
HOLY SHIT

GOAT ow play?

>my retarded idea is not bait guys, im not merely pretending
this is too many levels deep

Time for /our guys/ to take the stage.

tighter spread
quicker decloak
EMP effects more ultimates like soldiers and grav.
hack through DMG

I don't know why, but that person's teeth bother me.

gg close game

delete the dragons honestly, they're a waste of time

Good one, worth it.

i want to bully XQC until he cries!

>going full retard with the changes in one rather than trying only one or two out at a time
Do you work as a consultant for Blizzard?

toxic

How come everyone in the roster seems to love Justice except Widow? Is she a quisling?

i love my wife soes cheeks
fusion are the owg guys
Id just take tighter damage spread

How will they keep breaking DF today?

mercy main visibly unimpressed behind monkey faced tooth demon.

Doomfist would be even more useless if they ever implemented that.

Here comes T.Racer.

kys

Doomfist is kinda shit in design though, blizzard fucked up.
Sombra's had this problem since launch and it's still the only ability in the game with the issue.

Twitch is not allowing me to post "Free XQC"

Here cums Mercy.

Will Effect: a) move to another team or b) kill himself when DF loses yet another game?

He'll turn into xqc and start throwing on stream.

>be girl
>have chad boyfriend next to you
>soyboy screaming next to you
>turn round to acknowledge his 'tism
>scream YEAH to mock him
why are girls such bullies

Is very beautiful!

>xqc not playing even after ban is over
>said ban may or not be extended

Man, what a shitshow.

Effect likes his team.

>3 snipers on my team
Why not just fucking shoot me in the head.

b) If he plays nothing but Doomfist again.

Go home, uninstall paladins, play Tekken 7 then murder a kitten on stream getting himself kicked out of the league.

OH NO NO NO NO NO

>spend $40 on game
>find out the only characters you enjoy playing are designated shitters
>game is balanced around dev self-inserts, their favorites, and whose mains buy the most lootboxes
>they're all mind-numbingly boring to play

How the FUCK is hanzo a sniper

Yes she does.

What do you think Seagull smells like?

Meanwhile Taimou is permabenched after getting exposed kek

desu xqc is noticeable below the league level and his hero pool is quite limited

good thing no one cares about that filthy nigger with completely horribly character design and retarded hit box. just kill him off.

>the mere mention of junkrat being useful triggers people
Kek
and don't give me that "BUT HE'S OP DUBBA MINE" just use range

Explain

Ok. It won't heal you double though.

you can say that about the entire dallas fuel roster.

>still analyzing this shitshow shanghai game

>tfw don't mind junkrat at all and think he's balanced
I don't even play him, anyone else?

>enter comp game
>press P
>hover my team
>hover the enemy team
>two Junkrat mains
>pick widow
>know my team will tilt
>know that even if one shitter switches from trashmouse there's another one who's dumb enough to take his place
>enjoy my free win
It's not hard.

its funny because theyre by far the ones with most name recognition

>0-8

The only thing that works, from pub play to pro play, is going with the designated "meta" of heroes and doing the exact same flowchart of shit.

>stay as 6
>bum rush the healer (since there's maybe 2 ways in total to protect them in the entire game)
>clean up the DPS, anybody left
>sit on the objective
>either pick off enemies too stupid to wait for everyone to respawn as 6, or wait for yet another 6v6
>when available, use every ult on your team at the same time

There's no reward for solitary ganks. There's no reward for flanking. There's no reward for playing anybody outside the pool of 6-8 heroes who are simply the best in the patch. The game barely even rewards fucking aiming or maneuvering, two of the basic fundamentals of first person shooters. All that matters is meta and positioning, like some kind of discount MOBA. It's so bad that entire characters (Symmetra, Sombra, Torb) are literal joke picks because they aren't even marginally useful as Genji, Tracer, D.va, etc.

that lil nig with the boop sign going full "oh fug" when he had the camera on him :3

xQc said Dallas over NY with a score of 3-2

>not as strong physically or emotionally as men
>not as ambitious or succsessful as men
>go into a blood soaked mental break down everymonth.
>are shit at video games and almost everything else
>only gets shit done 50% of the time by tricking a man to do work for her.
>secretly enjoys being a victim and being dominated
>massive inferiority complex.

His faith on his team is cute. He said the same thing against Boston.

>mostly main S76
>playing Tracer
>also starting to pick up Zenyatta
Will these three let me solo climb out midgolds? Is Zenyatta worth learning?

I feel like a giant floating target that flings damage at the enemy.

> It's so bad that entire characters (Symmetra, Sombra, Torb) are literal joke picks because they aren't even marginally useful as Genji, Tracer, D.va, etc.
MOBILITY MOBILITY MOBILITY MOBILITY
MOBILITY MOBILITY MOBILITY MOBILITY

So NY3 DF2 confirmed. Thanks xqcuck.

I didn't even realize Dallas was 1-6

I have no idea what's wrong with him.
He's benched yet gets himself into twitter fights and harasses nobodies because they state the fact that dallas sucks cock.

What if Mei had those changes:

>can't freeze anymore, except ult
>all skills apply chill/slow effect
>chill reduce movement speed, reloading AND cooldown recovery (take 2 seconds to recover 1 or something like that)
>effect last 1~3 seconds after being hit

M1:
>damage increased to 60 dps
>stops at first target, can be body blocked

M2:
>projectile max damage reduced to 50
>explodes on impact for small AoE dealing 10 damage
>AoE still applies chill to targets
>fire rate increased to 1 per second

she turned around cause she realized there was a camera you fugnut