Didn't turn into a cosmic party slug: >New players read this then finish the game without spoilers: i.imgur.com/1OynzXF.png
>NEWS: -Dec 7/2017: Shadows Die Twice teaser - youtube.com/watch?v=OAYhXKC0LJ8 -Dec 26-29: Unused bosses & test areas are now safe chalices that anyone can use - i.imgur.com/3nibNFD.png -Jan 11/2018: Dark Souls 1 Remaster announced for PC, XBONE, PS4 and Switch, releasing May 25
>PVE - Spelunking (Every Friday 6pmET/11pmUTC plus anytime someone wants to host): -Spelunks happen, join em, host em -Set the chalice to Open and region to Worldwide -Leave bell-ringing women alone for invaders
Layer 1 report >pre-lamp area: check, but it's shit and had ritual blood for treasure >mystery of the elusive suspended bridge solved: it was the giant bell all along >rude madman (not the pasta variety) slaps me as I try to 360 no-scope a skinny on the other side of the main area >got tricked by a tunnel >pre-boss is super smol but I found a lake rune in it this time around >after failing the snek trick (trademark) twice, I succeed in opening the boss door with it >too bad you can't cheese bosses with it >boss was old pthutato playing metal gear solid with us and teleporting like an autist >combo parried and ultimately rek'd
Sorry Roland but I was full already. Pls invaed.
Lincoln Walker
Funky, are you ringing on L2? I've been here for a while.
Juan Kelly
Need to do a run through jemmjmpi pass bbgg if anyone's interested/ bored. Endgame: set up a cold abyssal triangle farm.
Sebastian Stewart
Alba, Teague, apparently I'm missing ONE ritual blood 3 and for some reason I cannot buy it in the shop, so gimme just a minute, sorry about this, I thought everything unlocked in NG+
Jacob King
I think they unlock only after you've completed all the chalices and go into NG+
Tyler Taylor
Jaysis
Might run a few side areas then for bloods. Ringing in Lower now!
Jackson Murphy
>that double charge
Dylan Kelly
Is hotdog dead?
Xavier Wilson
Layer numero dos >Chloe starts stealing fashion left and right >tricked by a corridor, no pre-lamp >fat pthuboi punished me for my nakedness >main area not that memorable >ultra plunge-attack bell maiden in pre-boss because I know she's the one who put the tomb mold in there >have a... SNEK peak at the boss: it's Poochie >got rekt twice (the second time was total bullshit) but in the end he died on the way back to his home planet, covered in arrows
Grayson Turner
Yes.
Landon Allen
Can't deal with hotdog today for whatever reason so I'm going to srrc
Oliver Lopez
Want me to come back and help?
Dominic Wright
Yeah he can be a bitch sometimes.
Anthony Evans
If you want the extra Vermin and Chunks sure nvm
Eli Robinson
I fucking hate layer reports. Everytime I go to see my once beloved general, there are three faggots circlejerking about their 1/2400 chalice layouts.
Jose Kelly
You know what to do, folks!
Jonathan Johnson
IGNORE G N O R E
Leo Hughes
That's an obvious troll. I legit don't like layer report spam though.
Justin Campbell
who hurt you?
Juan Edwards
What's wrong with you? Just ignore/filter if you don't like them. They can be funny and many people enjoy them.
Elijah Martin
You're further proving my point by reporting anyone who has a controversial opinion. A circlejerk of waifuniggers through and through. It's pitiful really. I have moved on to diferent generals but I will always have a special place in my heart for bbg despite the waifuniggers killing it. You could have listened to me and this general would have thrived. But you didn't.
Carter Russell
Just saying I don't like when half the thread looks like this: >Layer 1 report >There was a vilecuck that me, Natalya, and Jordan made love to >Chynn came in and blue elixir'd, then killed us all with a church cannon ;) it was very epic >The boss was BSB and unfortunately I died but we killed him on the second try! >Thanks so much for joining me Nat and Jordan >Onto the next layer!!!!!!!!
Isaac Brooks
Vicar Amelia's reeing is half the reason she makes players die
Luke Wright
...
Jayden Stewart
Where you at, Teague?
Ryder Sanchez
Funky, I need to do something for 10 mins so I'll srrc back in if you're still fighting Rom
Charles James
Alright m8.
Jason Carter
Man I'm extra bad with shit sauce on top today.
Jonathan Davis
>spongeautist comes back and fails to get a single precious (you)
Anthony Hughes
Is it really considered autism when all that I have been doing is trying to better the general I love?
Brayden Hall
>revs wheel >gets go go gadget punched immediately
I'm so sorry
Isaiah Smith
Alright I'm back at the srrc
Nathaniel Perez
Ignoring him means ignoring him altogether, not just not giving him (You)s
Samuel Howard
>he posts a direct question to me, a weak attempt at garnering a response
Dylan Smith
We beat her. (after a couple of attempts.)
Christian Thompson
Defiled now, Alba and Teague
Jaxson Watson
Layer 3 r*port, by popular demand >door to a gated balcony in pre-lamp area, sniper mode engaged >snek trick also works on cannons, ask Chl*e >babby Roms crawling around. I wonder (((who))) the layer boss will be >garden in main area was pretty easy tbqh, no orgy of one-shotting mobs whatsoever >epik prank on J*rdan almost backfires >died to eye surgery in pre-boss >boss was -- shockingly enough -- Rom the retarded cockroach, who bullied me hard and got bullied back even harder >layer 4 status: vacuous >6/10 why are there never NCP hunters in my layers fuck Thanks for coming [redacted] and [character name omitted], and sorry about [deleted for the sake of this general I once loved].
Levi Brown
Thanks for hosting, Fun*y. Pretty cool dungeon desu
Easton Watson
Does anyone here need nourishing radials? I have prepared a room gauntlet but can't beat her myself
Bentley Nguyen
Funky and Gregor, you around for a few more attempts?
Charles Miller
Thanks for hosting, (((guy with shitty fashion))). Despite all the deaths, it was a fun chill spelunk and the dungeon, albeit short, was enjoyable to explore. What prank are you talking about, btw?
Hudson Morales
Busy cooping the DLC with one of my meatspace friends, sorry. Perhaps later, if you don't get it without me.
Colton Kelly
>shitty fashion Reported. As for the prank, I was referring to the shrek-pthu that you were trying to sneakily back-stab: I shot him but since you blue elixir'd he targeted me instead.
Oh boy, here we go. Yeah I'm in and so is Greg so he'd better not pussy out.
Luis Hernandez
ringing with password fisting give a (you) when you want us to start waiting for you
Aaron Johnson
I'll be right there, loading the masochistic character.
Grayson Bell
>sponge-kun is right on everything >just wants to save his general
He doesn't deserve this
Justin Nguyen
you're a sad little fag egg
Nathan Flores
why is the password fisting?
Kayden Turner
Because bbg are closet faggots
Ian Cox
That's right bbg is secretly homosex That's the elephant in the general
Benjamin Wood
i was assuming something ridiculous
Luke Diaz
Okay I can tag along for a few attempts, but I'll have to take off again sometime soon.
Jason Cox
>secretly
Caleb Parker
you cant get away with this shit forever, gregor.
Christian White
LAYER THREE MOTHERFUCKING REPORT >I CAN'T REMEMBER A THING >AMYGDALA FINAL BOSS >TOOK 19 ATTEMPTS BUT WE DID IT THANKS FOR COMING LADS JESUS FUCK I NEED TO LIE DOWN
Jace Mitchell
That's my kind of layer report
Bentley Butler
>Missed out on the finale Fuck. At least you got him this time. Good job my dude.
Hudson Bell
Come on lads I need those nourishings
Hudson Kelly
Tl;dr on spongeautist? I was called this a few weeks ago for using playerIDs. a meme?
Josiah Cruz
I really really do but I still have story chalices to go through unfortunately
Zachary Perry
>no witnesses Doesn't count. Jk fuckin' noice and it only took us 2 days.
Blake Barnes
Why not get the ones from the gargoyles?
Dominic Young
I can't keep up with all the bbg boogiemen. Loranon, luci, kobra, hibiki, now "spongeautist"?
Grayson Cooper
FC?
Jaxson Morgan
>Hibiki How is Hibiki a boogeyman? LORAN
Jackson Rivera
It was me that called you that, ironically. Sponge, my waifu, is a chronic autist who destroyed a thread Everytime he saw a waifu character, which happens daily. Just earlier today he returned and was completely ignored for everyone except me, and I posted smug pepes with giving him (you)s to try to make him leave
Tl;dr he is a massive retard who always posts with SpongeBob reaction images
Joshua Turner
Isn't he the guy that co-ops unannounced and you all lose your minds? As said I'm obviously not keeping up
Alexander Adams
Wait what percent do you get from gargoyles
Isaiah Ross
Oh okay, thanks. Will ignore
Benjamin Jones
19.3% + secondary effect Maximum phys is +8.1 iirc
Jonathan King
Not that user but, +19.3% I believe Layer 2 of 8q6pkpqx has two gargs just outside the lamp room
Oliver Diaz
its a difference of .2 man
Elijah Hall
I guess I'll try that but I already cleared 5 dungeons to layer 5 so I might as well try that first
Josiah Gomez
Only thing I remembered to save. I've calmed down a bit now, anyone for a normal spelunk? Rolling as per usual
Joshua Richardson
Count me in.
Anthony James
I'm in (Please no take alba)
Hudson Bell
how's my build? any slight changes you would recommend?
Evan Rogers
Reducing it by 18 levels, and then not trying to use the whistle
Owen Phillips
Can someone redpill me on all the cool slang for chalice enemies. I only know DUDEs, ayylmaos and undead tyrone. Who are gondolas?
Blake Reyes
As long as it's not Ihyll
Jaxon Collins
>brace for incoming shitstorm
Jaxson Davis
FRC IHYLL GLYPH gr9d355t PASSWORD amygdala
I'll reply to this when both slots are taken
Owen Phillips
well if we're posting Garfield
Gabriel Barnes
>Ihyll again Ringing. The group of pthumerians guided by a long legged DUDE.
Ethan Clark
fuck off with your shitty meta 110-125 is better if i was going to stick to 98 i'd only have strength and skill builds
Julian Sanchez
shit zoltan, I'm gonna have to leave for now but I had fun helping you through the slog of story chalices
Nicholas Rodriguez
...
Aaron Phillips
Sorry Jordan I used the wrong bell and instantly matched
