Convince me not to put my entire life savings on Le Pen winning Veeky Forums

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I understand you might be thinking "three's a charm" after Brexit and Trump. But think about this. Your ENTIRE life savings? Don't do something you are going to regret, user. That being said, I am hoping for a Lepen win.

Roflmao, she will lose extremely hard

Where do you bet on this?

just do what i did, £10 on paddy power (or something similar like £50.

Your life savings is £652? Are you 16?

might as well put it all in bitbean

she lost the first round, how can she realistically turn that around?

she isn't going to win bud. i'm sorry but it's not like trump, or even brexit.

If you're serious, please don't do this. This is coming from someone who really wants her to win.

Place the bet, sure winner. Email leaks from macron shows he is for Islamisation of France.

The media have literally been told not to report on it. It's not going to influence anything.

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bongistani here

most households have -13k debts so +650 is good.

Yeah fuckin do it she will largely win

inb4 libtards crying

While US election and brexit polls were inaccurate, the French eleciont polls were fairly accurate for the first round. Same polls suggest Macron winning the second round.

The leaks don't matter he's still going to win.

Do it!
If she wins, you'll win! And thus, you will blow all your money on useless shit, thus the banks and the chinks will win and upon realizing this, you'll probably KYS, so there will be one less of your kind.
If she looses, you'll probably off yourself, so there will be one less of your kind.
It's a win/win bet!

>so there will be one less of your kind
>Implying less idiots is a good thing
Am I really on Veeky Forums?

Remember this guy? You could be like him only on a much smaller scale OP!

>1 to 10
prediction amrkets have her nat 1% on winning, enjoy wasting your money away

Yep haha I remember that guy

I don't quite understand what's happening on this pic.
Did the guy went all in on Trump? Can you TL;DR?

Yes he went all in on trump won like $300 grand

How much did he bet?

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>a 25% event happened once I bet 1% event will happen because of it
go back to /pol/ retard

Go back to Plebbit faggot cuck.

I dont remember the exact amount but I know he maxed out his credit card so like 20 or 30 grand

max cringe

Leet digits confirm

Dubs and you should go for it

80k all up at like 4 - 4.5 to one, all on credit too, fucking madman.

Have $100 on her at 7:1 odds. Kind of doubtful she'll win, the French are the dumbest, most degenerate population in Europe with absolutely no spine. It would be a miracle if she wins, but I fucking hope she does. There is only so much even a leftist cuck can take before he snaps, seeing a complete and total domination of other countries upon your own takes a toll.

Yeah it won't happen. I thought Brexit happening was 60/40 and Hillary winning was 70/30 but I was too poor to place bets at the time in those positive expected value situations on Brexit and Trump happening. The odds on this one might be very low but it's not worth betting on. Only bet when the madness of the crowds surpasses rational expectations.

French are cucked
The media blackout means the average degenerate won't even hear about the leaks, only tinfoils

What site is this

>only have 700 moneys total
>bet all of it on something that probably won't happen

Shiggy diggy

paddypower seems ghetto - whenever i try clicking on Le Penne to bet - my betslip doesn't update. What gives?

How can you bet on this shit while being US citizen (VPN won't work unless you have non USA bank account)

betfair, paddypower etc dont seem to work for US residents

It's crazy. The fact these cucks are accepting this kind of (((self)))censorship means Macron is locked in. France is probably beyond saving at this point. They're doing about as well as they did in WWII. They'll be there first Muslim nuclear power.

Also it's over. Gj op you fucking moron.

>saying cringe unironically

Fuck off leddit

R.I.P.

Kek

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>Le Pen will lose
Don't be a retard

WHERE ARE YOU NOW RETARDS I FUCKING TOLD U TO LOOK AT THAT FUCKING GRAPH.

There was a guy who bet 18k on hillary
Said it was his saving but she was gurantee to win, he would have made 5k profit

He committed suicide i think because he never posted on pol afterwards

Another guy same story but bet on trump when odds where insane

its sad people gamble like that

New flag incoming.

lmao get it up you.

Pakistan has already nukes.

wew laddie
enjoy homelessness

OP here.Thank fucking god I decided not to place any bets in the end. Holy shit. In another timeline I probably killed myself by now.

good choice. now you can gamble your money on other things, like cryptos

Good job OP

The leaks didn't incriminate Macron in any way. Nothing shady.

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>I-i-i was only pretending to be retarded

>being this autistic
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Give money to friend in another country via Paypal or some other method. Have friend bet for you (hopefully they know what they're doing).