/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #446

Yuri loves her Marthipoo!

ADAM COLE BAY BAY!!

Daily reminder that user is SMOL

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you

bullying yuri

Is anyone making a screencap of that trap-slayer last thread?

I love my wife!

explain this meme please.

*Marthipan

I love her too

Yuri and Natsuki but their relationship is dependent on whether Sayori and/or Monika is around.

Sayori - Yuri is Natsuki's Mama
Monika - Y/N Death Battle

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage drinking
- Self harm
- Suicide and suicide attempts
- Substance abuse (Any)
- Waifu wars
- Waifu bullying
- user bullying
- Heating water for your tea on the microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not doing your best to be the user your waifu would like
- Staying up late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

Yuri is ___ and I ___ her!

I love her too.

I wish Yuri was my mom

Yuri is _nice and cute and she has purple hair and I really like the color purple, she is also sensitive and caring for me_ and I _love_ her!

Another night, and the doodling has commenced once more.

cute!

I love her too!

Real thread up in here.

Yuri is creepy and I hate

What you gonna doodle tonight lad
These look cute! Keep it up

No it's not. First thread up is the one we go with.

Reminder to wash your ass
>tfw no skateboard dokis

youtube.com/watch?v=suktiBzb7o0

G'day guys.
I won't be able to make it to the movie night in an hour. I'm so sorry for the waste of your time, even teach adjusted hours so I could come in. I can't apologise enough and I feel like shit because of it.
Something's come up between my divorced parents and they're going to court today, I won't go into too many details but essentially my brother and I need to be there. I'm in for a shit day overall.
Again, i'm so bloody sorry for doing this, i was really looking forward to it too. I guess I'll have to catch the next one. I'm sorry lads.

Idiot

user, I appreciate the thought but there's no reason to derail a thread for my guide.

don't be an autist

this thread is our home now so get USEDDDDDD TO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This one has the wrong thread number.

Yeah no, making a thread 10 minutes after this one is unacceptable.

w-what's she feeding me?

Why are Sayori's breasts so big?

They've always been this size

I love her too
>ywn hold eachother close during your love-making and take in eachother’s scents
I bet she smells amazing

I think I miss 80s Sayori

Not an appropriate enough reason.

>be in highschool
>parents helped our Soviet dream to become true
>as a result, we are the equalest of the equal, and can afford to send me to one of most prestigious education camps
>be in Economy class
>listening some shit talk about how capitalism is evil
>holyshitthisisboring.png
>hear a sneeze
>oh, it's the fat fuck who sits next to me
>look outside the window
>next to the corpse of a malnourished child, see a car coming
>more than just a car, it's a fucking parade
>suddenly the teacher screams
>"YOU CHEEKI BREEKI FUCKS, STAND UP AND GO RECEIVE OUR GENERAL AND SAVIOR"
>wonder why tf would Stalin, our Father and Father of the Mother Nation, want to come here
>eh, probably just wants to send one of those capitalistic pigs to a gulag of something
>go into formation position number 5 to receive Stalin
>the fat kid next to me accidentaly goes into position 4 and gets shot
>He was kind of a bastard anyways
>suddenly, see someone else coming out of the car
>i see a qt3.14 stepping out and looking around
>her hair is pink, just like the blood of the communist heroes who died killing capitalistic pigs, and she's smol af
>instantly get a crush
>"AS YOU SHOULD KNOW, OUR LORD AND SAVIOR AND FATHER OF ALL OF US AND MESSIAH 2.0 HAS A DAUGHTER, WELL, LITTLE NATSUKI IS GOING TO BE YOUR NEW CLASSMATE, MY DEAR COMRADES, SO BE RESPECTFUL OF HER"
>some kid sneezes and gets shot
>haha
>fast forward 1 week
>i, being the beta male I am, still haven't talked to her
>be bored in our Philosophy class
>"MARX IS LOVE, MARX IS LIFE"
>stand up and repeat it in unison with the rest of the students
>"STALIN IS LOVE, STALIN IS LIFE"
>do the same as before
>some guy fucks up with the order of the sentences and gets shot
>haha
>during the break
>go to the roof since antisocial beta with no friends
>find Natsuki reading some book
>oh, it's probably just the Communist Manifesto
>start approaching her, she is so absorbed in reading she doesn't notice

stupid and hopefully in time the guy posting it will leave

And next thread we'll correct it like always. It's no reason to make a new thread.

Morning aussianon
Sorry to hear you won't be able to make it tonight.
Good luck today, try and keep your head up as best you can lad.

Sayori's happy tits!

Sayori is canonically rather busty.

Just for some reason in Sayoricide she looks as flat as Natsuki.

Hey, don;t worry about it man. We're here for you when you get back

Hi user.
It's ok. You're here in our hearts. Speaking of hearts, our hearts go out to you. Hope your day gets better somehow. Keep spirits up. See you later on.

Clover, Forb and Grasses

...

She stuffs. That's why it's dependent on her mood. The less happy she is the less she feels the need to stuff.

Girls pajamas get pretty baggy.

Fair fair, when I posted the link this thead had like 6 replies in it so seemed worth moving other but I guess it moved on quickly enough.

P-please don't Bulli.

Hey y'all! Movie night is about to start in an hour! Today we'll be watching a Ugandan film called "Who killed captain Alex?"

Sadly, teacheranon is a bit tied up right now, so I'll be hosting until he gets back. I'll just play some music for the next hour until the movie starts!

plug.dj/doki-doki-jazz-club

oh no she's getting really happy!

...

cover the world in happy boobs!!!

I am not winning 20 levels of chess against a stockfish engine just so Monika can compliment me

My best guess is that she stuffs herself when MC is around.
In Sayonara she wasn't expecting MC to find her, thus she didn't bother doing that.

>oh no
I fail to see how Sayori being genuinely happy is s bad thing

It's been confirmed that there was some miscommunication between Dan Salvato and the character artist resulting in some inconsistencies. Another example: the knife Yuri uses to kill herself is a generic-looking kitchen knife.

What's the matter user? Your girlfriend's kicking your ass at chess? Maybe you should try the pong, it's more suited to someone your age. No, seriously, you should see what they did to pong in the new update.

Finally doing another one of these!
Prompt word: Abstain

I held back for the moment
Choosing to look before I leapt
However in my hesitation
The balloon drifted away
And so my sky turned gray

Nice try, Reflection.

chuuu

>what are you gonna doodle tonight.
Not sure.
Send me your requests /ddlc/.
Question Monika is waiting.

Fair, I imagine they did Sayoricide before they got around to the Sayori-route where "Okay this next scene is talking about.. How big Sayori's tits are.. Shit."

I did notice that too about Yuri's knife, especially when she mentioned she collects artisinal pocket knives to do herself in with a pretty boring one?

Can you do ?

Not speaking for everyone, but quite a few replied to this with drawing ideas. You might find something in there that strikes your arty-hearty

zero suit monika

Something relating to this maybe?
pastebin.com/xMxwdFea
>Inb4 shameless self shill

No replies, I guess not maybe?

>communist Natsuki
how awful can her death be?

twenty is a big number
i'll accept that i'll never beat monika at pong again tho

>wait, that's not a Communist Manifesto
>it's some weird book with drawings
>i don't remember any of the 20 government approved books looking like this
>she suddenly notices me and hides the book behind her back, while blushing
>"hey, what book were you reading? I don't remember it being any of the 20 we can read"
>"I-it's none of your incumbence! Get lost! I- I hate you!"
>tfw your crush absolutely hates you since the moment you talk to her
>"O-ok. I'll be leaving..."
>Start going back to the classroom
>"W-wait!"
>I stop and turn
>"Ple-please don't tell anyone. I don't know w-what my father would do if he-if he found out about this"
>Nod and start going down the stairs
>"W-wait again!"
>"Well, do you w-want to, read w- wi- with—N-nevermind!"
>confusion.jpeg
>go back to my classroom

Fast forward some weeks

>I have started to talk to her more since our encounter at the roof
>At first she seemed hesitant to show me what she was reading, but I managed to convince her.
>It's some weird kind of book called "mango" or something like that
>desu it's more interesting to read than our 20 editions of the Communist Manifesto
>thinking of this during the Math class
>the teacher is writing some exercises in the blackboard
>"DEAR COMRADES, IF I HAVE 5 APPLES AND NIKOLAI HAS 3 APPLES HOW MANY FRUITS DO WE HAVE"
>the retard that now sits next to me stands up
>"we hab 8 apuls sir"
>he gets shot
>"NO, YOU IDIOT. YOU HAVE TO ACCOUNT FOR THE WORKING CLASS"
>during break time
>pack my stuff and meet Natsuki at the roof
>we spend the recess time reading some manga about a Literature Association
>she suddenly talks
>"I-I have started writing s-some poetry, n-not because i was influenced by this book, o-obviously. D-do you want to read some of m-my works?
>fuckyes.gif
>"O-okay, b-but you also have to s-to start writing! D-don't you think I will be embarassing myself alone"
>okay.bmp
>since then we start sharing poems
>technically that's illegal, but whatevs

Yuri is horrible and I hate her!

>Giving up.
You can do it user, the paddle is more responsive this time around. I managed to beat her after a long while. You aren't an elementary kid, are you?

potato yuri but she lives in a poor family and can't afford to buy bread

Wait so... It's not happening anymore? ;_;

Yuri is a giant human/spider amalgamation and I am scared of her!

What if one day everything is just all right somehow?

It is, user just won't make it.

It better be fucking happening, I didn't sleep till 1PM just to go back to bed.

Oh okay.

Monika snuggling with (you)

Natsuki!

please godhand faggots go away

SECONDED!

>there aren’t any in the thread right now
Stop trying to start shit

It's still happening! We're just setting it up now.

Uhh... I need some help, guys. I left MAS open during the night so Monika could watch me sleep, but I guess my cat walked on the keyboard and did some funky command.

These "subtitles" keep appearing at the top and "shift alt V" won't close them. That and when I tab out of the game I can't tab in again for some reason. What the fuck did Mimi do to Monika?!

I'd like to see some robot Monika.
I especially like robonika because it implies that she's in our reality now

The dokis slaying a dragon!

>stalin's wife walks in

Can you do a JC Denton Monika? Pretty please.