Overwatch General - /owg/

He's a scientist

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Still trying to play hero, monkey?

>Picks Pharah
>Loses

pssh, nothin personnel

Here comes T.Racer!

>be mostly ana player
>tilt the enemy team because of so many slept ults
ez game

>the absolute state of offense heroes based on IQ requirements

I have you in my sights.

>No Reaper

screams from the haters, got a nice ring to it
i guess every superhero needs his theme music

Sorry

Put d.va and reinhardt in the first category aswell

Nerf Junkrat so I can play him again without feeling like an op character abusing fag.

Genji and Tracer are literally the only things in this game that prevent me from playing what I want and having fun. I would have never bought the game had I known how cancer they are.

>match is surprisingly fun as fuck
>realize no one played Genji or Tracer
Every time.

Much better

D.va requires much less IQ to be honest.

Torb is for brainded fucks who cannot aim

Torb is one of the few heroes in the game that requires strategic and brainy gameplay.

>plop turret behind shield
>run from damage
>smack turret
>team must set up near him

watch any gm torb its actually brainless

All the tanks are braindead

Place skill rat higher, he literally rapes everyone else in his category

>Moira's ult which she gets every 6 seconds goes through barrier's
epic, blizzard.

people were complaining about barrier wars, so they made a hero that ignores them (kinda).

You should play another game because Lena Oxton is literally perfect in every way and will never be nerfed.

Too bad she's awful at far range unlike McCree

>shields are too strong and fuck with DPS other than tracer and genji too much
>let's give a support a bunch of damage and let her shoot through them

Blizzard are so incompetent it's like they're doing things wrong on purpose.

Whenever me and my team play the first round and we fail either in attack or defence when the enemy team is clearly retarded, I throw the second round no matter what. Fuck draws and fuck extending the awful match for two extra rounds. I rather lose than to draw.

Tracer needs help with her morning wood user.

I'm not into monkeys

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Tracer has a penis?

Obviously

Junkrat requires literally 0 IQ, which is why he's on the top of the list.

>behind shield
>team must set up near him
no they dont
youre bad

Tracer is very shy about it so she doesn't like to talk about it.

t. Moira main

t. orbjorn

>if you say my braindead main is breadead you must be another braindead main

The only brainded tank is Roadhog. All other tanks require an active brain.

source?

No

>shitting on the enemy team as genji
>they refuse to switch to a counter
everytime

t. Cannot kill skillrat

You're missing the point.

Reminder that Mercy Mains need a permanent profile "tramp stamp" to make them easy to identify.

They'd probably like that though.

that's fine. they won't complain about it and we can easily find them then

>Roadhog
>braindead
Roadhog's M2 requires a doctorate in geometry and masters in physics to hit. If you would monitor the brain activity of an average Roadhog player during competitive gameplay, the screen would light up like a christmas tree.

Widow isn't OP bro, just don't walk out of spawn lol :)

>shooting a large projectile is difficult for roadhog mains

y-you too...

Is xqc mentally ill?

Get a room

I'm talking about that sweet, sweet spot in which the ball of junk detonates and deals the entire 150 damage in a pinpoint location.

>pinpoint

couldn't have made a better list myself

I'd say the chances are %50 yes, and %50 just a persona he puts on for the stream.

it should also lock out every non support hero

I want to snuggle with tracer
Before getting far too inappropriate by prodding her asshole and eventually penetration which leads to her shooting me point blank in the head

yes

>playing total mayhem
>people still pick widow
why

Zen and ana aswell

>guys what if I did a dead meme associated with 13 year olds in front of 100,000 people

Reminder junkrat and hog shitpost in /owg/

Best line in the fucking game.

Roadhog is the one saying roadhog is high IQ and not OP

what's each hero's favorite board?

OWL is just a huge old meme festival to be honest familia

>QP is a cespool of trolls and throwers
>Comp is a cespool of trolls and throwers

How is one supposed to have fun in this shit game?

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McCree popped up on /k/
Mercy shows up on /adv/ and /soc/
Pharah is a fitposter
Zen can't get past the captcha
Zarya is all over /int/ and /pol/
Soldier is on /sp/
Tracer and D.va use /v/ and /u/

>Zen can't get past the captcha

Get a six stack.

Tracer, Soldier and McCree would most likely post on /k/
Zarya and Pharah read Veeky Forums

Considering the average player in QP is like bronze rank it's hard to say who's throwing and who's actually just trash.

>D.Va on /u/ and not /m/
>Zarya not on Veeky Forums.
>Pharah not also on /vr/ shitposting in quake threads.

Zarya is too racist to post on Veeky Forums while sober

Why am I always fighting against fucking Masters and Grand masters then?

>too racist
>Veeky Forums

She must vent her racial rage on /poo/ and /int/ calling anyone who uses smart technology an omnigger wannabe

Because QP matchmaking is designed to be the least fun as possible and just have one team run over the other.

Here's how you play QP

>leave every match where there's a widow, sombra, genji or symmetra instalock
>steamroll the opposing team 80% of the games you stay for

Roadhog is sexy

Oh also any game where someone has open mic on. If someone is such a fucking troglodyte that they can't be bothered with PTT there's a 100% chance they're going to need to be carried.

I could probably make a whole list of ways to immediately identify shitters.

>>leave every match where there's a widow, sombra, genji or symmetra instalock
...so leave every match?

Yes

t. roadhog

Nope

>genji is balanced

Genji, Tracer and Widow are obviously overpowered but I don't want them nerfed until they fix supports and tanks.