/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #450

I volunteer as tribute!

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Nth for Cute Yuri!
I'm in the same boat. Used to play that shit all the time.
Tried replaying it for nostalgia value a couple months back but the voice acting is horrible and the controls are kinda awkward.

Reminder that all dokis are EQUAL.

But Yuri is slightly above the rest.

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There's a Sayori already user
i think there's a Yuri too but no one cares about Yuri
mega.nz/#F!A2pjET7L!SKcu40kCEm-PZekUkj7z_w!UiIDCKJR

Some more so than others!

If it'll stop the Sayori bullying, i'm more than happy to volunteer as tribute

I put tee

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That's something new, alright
Since I'm in a good mood today, you need to double buy Skyrim
Now go, my child, starting from this day, you're my right arm, the mighty Todd Hand

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why thread slow

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I'm retarded, what game is this?

Oh fuck thanks for this, I've been Googling but can't find anything.

srsly thanks senpai, creating a new save file

Artificial Academy 2

nice

Hi, everyone! I hope I'm not too late!
Welcome back though!

Word of the thread is "dimension"!
Alternatives are 'sanguine' and 'fortress'.

To keep this brief...
As always, these words are a prompt to help inspire anyone who would like to write a poem! If you'd like to try, do please consider using these words to guide your thoughts! You can use any word or all of them in any way.
This way, we can all compare and contrast our styles and techniques, as well as our own unique interpretations of the word!
Thank you once again for participating, and I look forward to reading what you can do!

These early threads really catch me off guard... As always, ignore until time.
Monika!

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Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.

>have a shitty day
>glad to be back home
>looking forward to talk with you guys, share doki storys and pics maybe even write a poem
>find the place in a state that can only be described as /d/ lite

Its Veeky Forums what did i even expect...

So are you just going to spam the same exact images this thread that you did last thread? That's pretty sad, user. Don't you have anything better to do?

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This doesn't even upset me anymore at this point. Now, I'm just curious to see what monstrosity artists can come up with.

... Getting a bit late so I don't have anything.
I'm sorry.
Good night.

>he thinks it'll stop

what the fuck is going on

NERD!

One spammer. Just report him

today i played to CONTROL the CENTER
level 0 monika won't stand a chance!

so i heard you guys like fatposting

it'll pass eventually, hang in there friendo

Yeah, we seem to have a lot of shitposters on. The wave will clear later on and it should get back to comfy.

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I understand!
I hope you sleep well.
Sorry, I just woke up, ahaha...

Can we get a roll call? How many of the old guard are still manning their posts? It feels so cold and lonely, out here in the dark. But I have miles to go before I sleep.

FUCKING FINALLY

Good luck user.

w-what did you mean by this?

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Thread's gone to shit user. Just go to sleep. It'll be alright in the morning.

So many god damn times, people have posted cropped versions of that image, with me posting the full one.
It's about god damn time someone actually posted it

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Yeah, i'm just gonna get out of here until all the bullying's gone and the thread gets comfy again.

was with some pals so i didnt get to be on during comfyposting hours last night.
how is everyone??

Thanks, Moninon. I hope so too.
Hope you have a great day ahead of you.

... 'Kay.

How old is old guard? I've been here since early November

>Letting "Bulliposters" and shitposters that samefag and falseflag get to You.
I have to say, I'm pretty disappointed to You guys.

i actually post the cropped version most of the time, i just kinda have the balls to post the full image right now

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your doki but she is a carpet muncher

Doing good today. Thread is being jabbed at by one guy posting the same stuff he posted last thread. Other than that comfyposters are standing by. Hope you had fun last night! And have a good day today, of course.

stop pretending to be me thanks
dont worry, if i got bored of shitposting the threads he will too

Life is a prison
A box
A fortress
One meant to keep us inside
Through many different means
Time
Age
Distance
Lifestyles
Cultures
For one reason or another
We're trapped
But
Even then
We can still find a way
If we just don't give up
Don't give in
Don't go over that edge
Don't give in to that void
Just bide your time
Serve your sentence
And see that one day
You can walk into the light
With your family and friends
And maybe
Just maybe
When that day comes
I can worship your feet mistress

I've only been here since December.

Let's say... before new years.

That's what you get for dropping your spaghetti Os and asking her out in two days of meeting her. Patience. Bond with them at their own pace and all that. Don't be an MC.

The only reason people are continuing to shitpost is because people are giving them attention.

It's like being bullied in school and You're surprised to see that they're still doing it after You're overreacting.

im glad you're doing alright man. and yeah whats been going on, i skimmed past the last few threads and it sounded like somethin was going on. is there just extra shitposting tonight?
thank you by the way man i really appreciate that and hope the same to you

Yes, it's me
Glad to hear that! Don't get discouraged and if you feel like you're struggling, check out Mike's channel on youtube miekfefe
Try to avoid slow techniques in your square combo, learn how to dodge cancel
and most of all, have fun!

I wasn't part of the Old Guard then, and my the code I follow has felt immaterial and faltered somewhat since I pledged myself, but I'm still here user

Who the fuck are you?

That one fag was pretending to be me sure but fuck off with the falseflagging

I wish there was a way to report a bunch of posts at once, because reporting each of this spammer's post individually mods won't delete them because they won't realize it's one person spamming
>inb4 this post gets deleted for announcing a report
I don't care as long as they fucking stop the spammer

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Octoberfag still here
God I miss the old threads

The zone has gotten to my head. Am I hallucinating?

'sup?

There's just one angryboy posting the same Sayori/otherDokis bulliposts. Taking a bit of the thread integrity away. Hard to comfypost when there's spam present. Nothing is happening, though, this just started last thread. Comfyposting eventually.

I guess shitposting is back on the menu.
Right when I come back. Well then. Let us begin.

That's damn well good to know

Oldgaurd Reporting in, joined in by thread #32, staying hard on my position

Strelok, Calm down.

i put burg

I was once like that.
I spend hours ruining communitys and places. You feel very good knowing you destroy something alot of people enjoy at the same time just by repeating the same inputs over and over again.
This issen't even trolling anymore.

These threads would be a lot comfier if they just ignore the "bullying". Though I suspect a lot of the people that are being "affected" by the "bullying" are just false flagging anyways.

Literally just carry on, there's definitely a lot of newcomers here since anyone before thread #300 knew those protocols.

Ok? Noone really cares

im the real one
the others are falseflaggers
i remember my own filenames
do not trust them

ohhh i see. thats a real bummer but im sure he'll get tired of it eventually. thanks for giving me the run down

>protocols
nigga its a thread about a youtube meme VN lmao

>Ignore and report
Does anyone even remember that from the double digit days?

Local Slav publicly gets into an argument with himself, currently in the process of being sent to a mental hospital for Rehabilitation

Back in double digit this place was comfy as fuck, noone bullied because there were only like 20k people who played the game.

Well, that was unexpected.
I thought it would end with some deepstuff.jpg, to be honest.
But your poem is a good reminder of the base nature of man.

does hotglue yuri user wash his keychain well between hotglue sessions?

don't listen to the real strelok would never miss an oppotunity to attentionwhore.

>They're both Strelok and he's actually having a mental break down.

>protocols
I mean it's pretty common to react to shitposters the same way over time. That's any general.

I wager Danlet is behind this.

she looks like as if someone was pointing a gun to her face
>Monika being forced to eat meat!
>If she doesn't, she'll get a third eye!
>if she spits, she'll have her fingernails torn off!

Hope you like that burger Monika!

Nice falseflag nigger.

If people just fucking ignore the attentionwhoring and shitposting these threads would come by a lot faster.

Instead all of the attention is being directed to them instead of actually discussing.

Been here since #229.
I should've 273'd with the rest of them.
Nice trips btw.

>go check the booru
>low-quality fetish porn and pornbots
Why is it even in the OP, when nobody bothers to maintain it?