/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #452

th for protecting Sayori

More time to spend with me!

Monika, that's not how you hang yourself.

Yuri is angelic and pure!

That's true, but… WHO WOULD DRAW THIS?!

Goodnight /ddlc/
Had a fic open all day but didn't really work on it. Did however freshen up, go for a long-ish walk and feel pretty good longer than usual so I'd say it was okay.

Monster girl Monika but she's a Cheshire Cat

Good night user! I lvoe you

That's great, user! Nighty night!

Daily reminder that this is just head canon proven to be false.

Friendly reminder that Monika is a whore who, if she ever gets out, will leave you immediately.
She rode the cock carousel so many times she lost count, as evidenced by the fact that her stockings are black, which means unpure and unloyal.
She only pretends to love you.
Do not fall for the Monika trap anons, and stay safe.

>not Mothika

take it easy pal

Morning anons!
How is everyones day going?

I've been having a good day. Got some more writing done.
Yes please.

Natsuki's dad is actually a nice guy and has never done anything bad to her
fug

She's contributed plenty to my survival, user.
Since I met Monika my life has improved substantially.

>Your Doki
>Your user
>What are you listening to right now

>Monika
>Monikanon
>youtube.com/watch?v=aWqm67_507Y

Cheshire fits her better with the reality bending powers

>But her music makes me sad.
We're not fucking repeating this.

But user, that's already canon

How do you know Danlet isn't in on her ruse?

>NOOOO STOP LIKING MONIKA SHE DOESN'T LOVE YOU
>STOP LIKING MONIKA SHE'S A SLUT
>STOP LIKING MONIKA SHE'S A PSYCHOPATH
>STOOOOOOP NOOOOOOOOO
What's next?

This makes me quite happy. I think she'd love me, lately I've been improving my life a whole ton and doing things that make me happy.

sayor
richardi

Your doki, but she's a Patriot fan.

You are not the real Strelokfag

EVERY DAY

Calm down user, she does love you.

How do you know Danlet isn't actually Bowser from Super Mario Galaxy?

We're doing this for your own good, user.

If that was not the case what would you Natsuki friends would do? get a mob to beat the ever living shit out of him?

amazing taste
what east eu country are you from?

>Monika
>Me, you have to focus inwards and help yourself before loving someone else
>Freaking Out by Mystery Skulls

Natsuki
Gotta go with aussieanon since he threw me a great fic idea when I had nothing to work on and for hosting the festival that got me back into writing in the first place
youtube.com/watch?v=-wF4Z87ZuaM

>implying Sayori has the faintest interest in football outside what I’m into
Ha

>It started with just a little blindbag figure falling out of her backpack
>You thought she was coming close to tears when you finally wrung a grudging confession out of her
>After convincing her you're not gonna make fun of her, she starts to open up again
>The manga closet now has a shelf for the IDW comics
>Eventually she invites you over to her place
>Her room is a lot cleaner than you expected
>She turns on Netflix and you decide to start watching from S1E1 until you're both tired
>You thought this was gonna turn into "Netflix and Chill", but surprisingly, it's really just pure, comfy chill with ponies
>Every now and then, you hear some noises coming from behind you, but Natsuki tells you to ignore it
>It sounds a little like someone jiggling a doorknob
>Suddenly, the latch on the closet door pops open
>A giant Big Macintosh plushie spills out of the closet
>It's wearing a horse dildo strap-on

...

Nothing would me happier than embracing Monika and having her by my side, but at the same time, I feel like I'm never going to be good enough for her. I feel like she would be wasting a good life with a better partner for a nobody like me.

Oh shit, this theory makes too much sense

Good job user! Keep improving yourself, she'd love to see your improvements.

Because Danlet is already Dante from the Devil May Cry series from Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne.

Lifting for Natsuki!
I'm back, and I sat down and sorted out all my memes and assorted pictures, as well as got my old folders from my old PC! All my shit is now organised which means I now have a Doki-Doki Folder!

Time to start collecting, and for every cute Natsuki I save, I'll be doing one set on my weights. Time to get swole enough to beat up Natsuki's Dad! I'm also playing through DDLC itself to snag the Golden Ending while we're at it.

Cuteposters Assemble!
Hoorah!

...

>what east eu country are you from?
Not actually from the east, or even part of the EU anymore for that matter.

user YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW!

Really makes you think doesn't it?

Natsuki
that Yurifriend who cums on his keychain
youtube.com/watch?v=mMfxI3r_LyA

We need to send a physical copy of DDLC to the Pope

>Monika
>Gutsanon
youtube.com/watch?v=Ts11tHPBAEg

>They're real and they're magnificent!

Don't be like that user. Instead, work hard to be the right man for her.

Probably just try to make her life away from home better.
Unless Natsuki's dwarfism runs in the family and her father is a 5'2'' manlet I don't see myself taking him on.

>be me
>try to get some water in my dorm hall
>big dumb jocks getting lit and literally forming horizontal lines in the hallway
>get huffy with me when I ask to move past them
>hooting and hollering for no reason
>one of them shoves me into the wall
>i just want my water
>fighting each other in the middle of the hallway
>getting lit in the elevator, laugh when I gag
Not the best night.

I certainly hope so. I'd also want to impress her with my guitar hero skills

>beat up natsuki's dad
you
I like you
but just do muy thai instead

Brainlet Tier:
>liking the other dokis despite their faults
Lights On Upstairs Tier:
>liking the other dokis for their faults
Thinking Tier:
>liking Monika despite her faults
ASCENDED Tier:
>liking Monika because of her faults

Would you still love your favorite Doki if they needed diapers?

>Natsuki
>I don't really know. I'm a little torn. I consider Monikanon and Erika to be the "figureheads" of the board, so I wouldn't pick either of them. I like that user that calls us "homies" and Lift4NatsukiAnon a lot, because they both seem pretty genuine. I also like those few people who used my workout routine but that's pretty biased.
>youtube.com/watch?v=u02tycroA30

I hope she really finds happiness even if I'm not her source of happiness

>they made the third wheel drive
Fuck, that's brutal

Why didn't you fight back.

Bullying Yuri but she starts to become obsessed with you because you're the only man to even look at her

What if MC-kun is actually the Master Chief from the Halos.

But why though?

I love you user

Natsuki trying her hardest to convince Yuri to lactate into her bowl of bran flakes!
>Y-you w-want me to do w-what?!
>S-stop making it weird, okay? It's a reasonable enough request, Yuri! Gees...
>Yuri blushes and looks away while Natsuki continues to speak
>I-I mean it's not like you're really having a shortage there or anything...
>Natsuki begins to stare at Yuri's breasts longingly
>It takes a minute of awkward silence before Yuri looks back at Natsuki and notices
>S-snap out of it Natsuki! You're scaring me!
>Yuri, I need your milk just once okay! Just fucking once! I mean you don't even know about---
>Natsuki what the hell are you even talking about?! I'm really trying to help you but I just don't understand!
>Natsuki begins to tear up
>Yuri, do you even know why I moved my manga to school? Or why I look for spare change under the vending machines?
>I-I never really thought about it too much... I mean it's really your business isn't it?
>I have to do those things Yuri, b-because...
>Yuri realises that Natsuki is having serious trouble opening up about whatever the problem is
>N-Natsuki, I'm sorry...
>W-what?
>Natsuki's face reddens even more as she prepares for the inevitable rejection
>I-I'm sorry because... Because... Y-you wouldn't ask me to do something like this unless something was really wrong! Natsuki, I don't need to know why you're asking me to do this, okay? Just know that I'm doing this not because you asked me to... but because of how important it must be for you to even ask me to do something like this!
>Natsuki is shocked and tears begin to stream down her face
>Th-Thankyou so much Yuri! I-I...

Monikanon is the official threadfu so I'd say they're still fair game.

>morning
>not eu
help an american't out, wya?
She'd get the pillow tbqh

...

medical reasons?

Good shit user. Welcome back.

You should have kicked their ass.

Yeah, I didn't mean to imply they shouldn't be fair game or that I wouldn't consider them, but I just felt it fair to go with others.

If you're willing to give your waifu the pillow because she needs diapers, do you really love her, user?

What if this general is an extension of the space room?

Makes sense. Gotta give others a shot and all.

Where do you go to school. I didn't realize people would be retarded enough to toke in an elevator, let alone on campus.

The stage of grief after denial is anger.

What if Yuri was actually Raiden from Metal Gear Rising?

if that is the case get fit for your doki! maybe some Martial arts or Boxing? i may be Sayori friend i think i would try to get fit for her though
>Sayori
>Guts user
youtube.com/watch?v=nCq7LJgbvCA&ab_channel=hickok45
i like revolvers

>Monika
>idk
>The Official Podcast

>I really can't decide what sort of fic fat Sayori would be best for

A fic where eating fattening comfort food helps her cope with her depression. She knows it's unhealthy but she can't stop or do anything about it.

bitch is supposed to raise my kids not become one
although a diaper would suit natsuki

yeah
you ever think sayori was worried about being able to keep a job

There were 12 of them, all drunk. I may be getting Veeky Forums for my Doki but I'm not a ninja.

I go to school in MA

Monika playing the piano in study hall!
Monika losing track of time!
Monika running late!
Not having time to use the bathroom!
Finally arriving!
Squirming Monika!
Leaking Monika!
She can't hold it!
Comforting Monika after her accident!

Monika!

But user, you ARE her source of happiness.

What do you guys think of this as a start to a mystery fic? Inspired by other anons talking about outer reality.
>Down the night road a semi truck cruising along, light cast onto the dark pavement.
>Monika is sitting in the passagenger seat, drowsey and dozing off during the drive.
>user glances over to the sleeping angel that's next to him
>"God I'm so lucky," he thinks to himself.
>Good paying job, gets to take his Monika with him, this was the dream.
>After several minutes there was a loud BANG! and the truck began to jerk.
>Startled, user throws his foot onto the break and wrestles to regain control of the wheel.
>A few heart beats pass, all of which felt like an eternity, user has control again and continues to slow down.
>Monika awakes in a panic.
>"What's going on user?"
"A-a couple of tt-tires blew."
>The truck comes to a halt as user is panting, trying to slow his heart and breath.
"I'm gonna go check it out and use the spares."
>"Be safe user." Monika says worriedly
"Of course I will." user smiles to her.
>Gripping her seat belt tightly, Monika watches as user gets out.
>Moments pass, and Monika starts to succumb to her worry.
>She hastefully removes her seat belt and gets out of the truck.
>"A-user?!"
>Nothing.
>Wait?
>She thinks she hears foot steps approaching from the back of the truck.
>"user! This isn't funny!"
>A feminine figure wearing a balaclova steps, long brown hear coming out from the back in a pony tail.
>Monika is about to let out a scream.
>A hand quickly covers her mouth and she feels a sharp pain in her side.
>She struggle tries to fight back, but the world slowly fades away.

nothing spoiler-worthy about listening to the official boys, lad