/mhg/ Monster Hunter General

Help can't decide on a weapon to use. I feel like DB is too unga, and GS is too fucking slow. SA and CB seems too complicated with all the phials thing and stuff like that, but they look bretty cool on some of the youtube montages from generation. SnS seems pretty basic and LS is too popular.

Help me solve my autism.

>Took only making /mhwg/ twice to get you faggots to properly make generals on time.
:^)

Play gunlance for the highest skill ceiling and fun.

>Damage done can show up as a card at the end of hunts
huh, didnt know that.

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autism

user I love Gunlance but it's definitely not the hardest weapon. It's even easier if you run the Odo set.

the third fleet master is for ____________!!!!!

>only twice
maybe play the game and stop spending so much time shitposting
:^)

cringe as fuck

Tell /mhg/ about your hunts today

Post odobragon girls.

>He's the guy with the bulldyke in kirin armor
>On Xbox
>He's that much of an underage memer

Please get a trip

>lance
>any skill ceiling at all

>Kirin 1 shotting me at full health just as my Thunder mantle wears off

So where the fuck do I find charms? They don't seem to exist in this game.
I've done HR quests and investigations and expeditions but nothing.

Gassing

Then play the hunting horn.

semi-violent rape

Weapons that can outclass Nergi with proper decorations

Teo LS, Teo SA, Workshop LS, Diablos Hammer, Diablos SA, Diablos DB, Diablos CB, Diablos IG,

hi

that's an insta blacklist

cleaning her pretty claw toes

hello resident retard

>Xbox prompts
OH NO NO NO NO

Let's Nyance

>SA complicated
I main SA and its not all the hard.
> Dodge, hit, dodge, hit a fuck ton, dodge,switch, destroy target, dodge

Nothing really, getting tired of the online on this game.

Really miss gathering hall from generation and 4U.

Anyone else feel sorry for Tzitzi when hunting it? You break its flasher, and then when it tries to flash again it's confused, like it has no idea that it's disabled now. It starts trying to flash more often, as if it's thinking "what's going on? what's wrong with me?"
And then it starts pausing and whimpering. Other monsters do it too, but Tzitzi's cries are by far the most pathetic. It's like it's screaming "just kill me already".

Don't forget to eat

welcome back

Apologize

Did like my 15th teostra today, still no gem
I even did an investigation with 2 gold rewards and still jack
All that for a measly 35 damage on my weapon

Oh the fucking irony. :^) Unlike your lardass I divide my time like a functioning adult instead of playing 24/7 like a hapless child.

Tell me where to find them them smartass.

I would purposely knock you around so you couldn't carve. Jesus christ. I hope you are underaged because that's the only excuse for having such shit tier humor.

3rd one is homophobic
Reported, blocked and soon to be black listed

Well gonna try it, is there any good armor and SA you recommend me to go for? I just hitted HR 6.

Happy I just did two solo HR Kirins (not tempered) with Lance and had decent clear times and only 1 cart between the two.

Now do I make the Legiana or Kushala Lance for Ice?

Anyone wanna help me get some nergigante tails? I only use hammer till now, need the tails for my gs

Hey guys I'm new to this series. I really like all the cute cats lol. Is here an anime for monster hunter? I would really like to watch all these cute cats in an anime.

Odogaron
You're gonna find hunting it difficult if you're new on SA though

but you have to take time away from your functional adult life to reply to a lardass, hapless child. talk about ironic
:^)

This hurts me physically

I'm already bored of World.

workshop you fucking retarded waste of space. might aswell kill yourself after finding it

Odo is a great boss for Lance/Gunlance/Swaxe because once you get into the rhythm sidestepping puts you in great positions while dodging everything.

Slugger and speed sheath settup. Sheath a lot to gain your bearings. If you get knocked off your feet, your gonna have a rough time.

Shit game world is way better

>have to walk to gathering hall after each quest

Who's stupid idea.

so this... is the power... of world babbies...
youtube.com/watch?v=Mxv9AM397Y8

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Well yeah but that guy would be new on SA dummy

Worldzygotes everyone

>xbox
Why am I not surprised

do not AWOO

I'm saying it's good practice for those weapons.

how is switch axe in 4U lads? I have 200 hunts with greatsword and no other weapon

>walk
use the lift
>gathering hall
what

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i love dunkey

You don't. SA in 4u is dogshit.

what can you meld for gems?

>Favorite weapon in Dark Souls was easily the Sacred Chime Hammer
>Build the Valkyrie Chordmaker

Hunting Horns sure do look silly in cutscenes though.

who's picking up MHW for PC? I hope the player base doesn't die too much by fall.

I just did my first HR Coral Highlands expedition. I thought the Odoragon, I capped was huge, but it wasn't even big enough to get a crown.

he has good taste in vidya even if he is a shit cunt

nobody

That's what I meant idiot. After each quest the hunter needs to walk to the lift to get to it. In the old ones, you go straight to it. This is straight up an extra loading screen for no reason. Is this your first monster hunter?

dunkey is for underage
also it took him 30 mins to do a rathalos
fucking kek

Yeah, axe user here and its the best its ever been in world.

why are you using the gathering hall

I will.

Also is MH4U still played online, feeling an itch to play again.

I am. Thankfully I have other games to pass the time.
Maybe by then they'll add some good monsters to the roster and actually give us more unique weapons

but 30fps and paying for ps+ is retarded

What Monster that's actually a threat is easiest Solo but a fucking nightmare with a group?

kirin

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dunkey has done literally nothing wrong ever

*stock chicken sound*

>diablos investigation
>kick his ass up and down the street
>runs off back to his cave
>chase after him
>his PMSing wife is there
>she fucking slams him into a wall for nearly 2k damage
>they both look straight at me after and it becomes a threesome with me in the middle
>finally dungpod the black bitch after having my anus stretched about 12 inches
>resume beating the fuck out of her husband
>he starts limping back to his bedroom
>trap and traq him just in time for his Mrs to show up start throwing at fit at the sight of her drugged out husband
Pretty good hunt overall.

Most of /mhg/ is waiting or switching to pc according that old poll.

I am. This game at an inconsistent frame rate is annoying.

>Food, item box, shop, quests, all on a small fast area
>Pretty much worthless now cause the hunter goes back to town even when leaving from the gathering hall

Sorry guys, I tried. My first monhun game and got 70hours out of it, made it to teostra, but I just see no point going on. The monsters aren't that varied anymore, not getting the feeling of progressing/becoming ultra powerful. and I know teostra and xeno don't have good armors (which what would be the point if they are the end). I'm burned out. Catch y'all if there is an update/ new stuff added later.

Where do I catch the Coelacanth? Been refreshing Zone 15 in Vale for hours but no luck.

Only if it's got G rank to be honest
60fps isn't that big of a deal

does Fucium ore drop from red or blue ore deposits?

tobi has some fucking stock sounds too. reminds me of spyro, but i'm not sure what the sounds actually are. how did they not have a budget to come up with some new sounds or at least mix them to be new

All of them

I'm gonna try and beat 3u before World release, but my completionist autism will probably prevent me from doing so.

Dunno if I'm gonna get it on release because of the possibility of a rerelease, but a bunch of friends are getting so I might feel obligated.

Also, a blank square is not a store front captcha

if it's G