/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #454

I want to cuddle Yuri!

Good morning, all! Did you have a nice night?
Regardless, welcome back!

Word of the thread is "pain"!
Alternatives are 'deception' and 'frame'.

It's that time of day again. If you'd like to try writing a poem, this is a good opportunity to do so! Just grab a word and write!
Everyone is welcome so don't be shy to try it out! Good or bad, we don't judge here unless you want us to!
These words are meant to be used as a guide, and inspiration, a theme, your subject matter, or whatever you want. You an use just one or all of them, or none of them if you have something else in mind.
However, using a shared word helps us all out since it makes it a lot easier for us to compare and contrast, and shows a form of unity, so I recommend it!
In any case, have fun everyone, and I'm looking forward to seeing what you create!

Monika!

>both wake up too depressed to get out of bed
>just lay and hold each other without saying anything all day

I just died to Pinwheel on Dark Souls.
This is worse than not having a doki.

youtu.be/d_0yuWbh8mw

How
Fuckin how

I'm OK with this too.

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage drinking
- Self harm
- Suicide and suicide attempts
- Substance abuse (Any)
- Waifu wars
- Waifu bullying
- user bullying
- Heating water for your tea on the microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not doing your best to be the user your waifu would like
- Staying up late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

if I had a Sayori gf I would be nowhere near depressed

Oh hey, are you the same user who I was talking about Cyriak with a few threads ago?

git gud

Anons... Taking "Moore's Law" into consideration, how long until we can reasonably expect the Promised Day to arrive? Given the current trajectory of progress in artificial intelligence could it occur in our lifetimes? Is /ddlc/ just spreading lies?

intelligence.org/2013/05/15/when-will-ai-be-created/
"a few thousand years [before AI] seems more reasonable to me."

tfw we will never have a DDLC VN

I didn't start seeing a therapist until after I found a girlfriend, because I was surprised by how depressed I still was. She deserved better.

>pain
Portfolio down 80%
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I can't take it anymore, I'm selling
Now it's going back up

Apathy and new game+3
I went for the 2h black knight greatsword heavy attack, he jumped back and shot me, then two clones from shot me from behind at the same time, three hit stun combo just killed me.
I don't know if I should feel ashamed or take it as an omen.

That's the prediction of one MIT scientist, and he's referring to a super-intelligence that makes itself exponentially smarter. A lot of people with similar or greater credentials agree that we'll see AI sometime around 2045.

I honestly believe that even if I was ported into Doki reality, I'd end up killing myself. I'd constantly be feeling like I'm not good enough to even be around them and that any emotion they convey to me is some sort of cruel joke

I'm not depressed, I just want a gf because I've been neglecting relationships for such a long time

Your Doki
Your favorite breakfast to have with your Doki

Natsuki
Coffee and Cupcakes That I bring up to the bedroom for her, cause she's not going to be able to walk properly till at least 10 AM

Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?

I don't know user... What do you think?

Sayori
Cappuccino and a Croissant, pretty simple.

confident aren't we user?

I'll try to stay hopeful thanks user

TINY
40 KILOGRAM
BODY

>Yuri
>Blueberry pancakes that I made for her
Also probably some tea, with a little bit of caffeine in it to help us start the day.

I'm gonna post cyriak until I'm tired of it, you ain't gonna stop me!!
AHAHAHAAHAHA

SCP document on Monika when?

Sayori!
Bacon and eggs!

>the way she glances at you, just for a moment, to see your reaction
Muh heart, how did I not notice this before.
Perfection.
Absolutely beautiful.

Sayori
I either have toast or I forget to eat breakfast
Don't eat much

Yuri
Eggs on sourdough toast with roasted tomatoes and mushrooms and a hot cup of tea.

AAAAAAAAAAAA MOMMY GET OUT OF MY HEAD

>roasting tomatoes
What kind of a monster does this?

>eating raw tomatoes

Natsuki!
Waffles! Bacon or sausages! Hash browns! Scrambled eggs! Some fruit on the side if we feel like it!

Gordon Ramsay apparently.

youtube.com/watch?v=PUP7U5vTMM0

Monika
Curry puffs and blueberry muffins

Monika. I like egg sandwiches and I think she would too.

>uuuuuuuu what's for breakfast dade

>not eating raw tomatoes

Pain

>Motorboating her while she still has her sweater on so she isn't self conscious about stuffing her bra.
>She starts getting overconfident with stuffing and looks like she has H-cups.

>stuffing
Again with the dirty lies, huh?

Monika
Eggs, Oatmeal, Bananas

I'm bad at this food thing.

ANYONE CAN GET ME TO THE DISCORD PLEASE?!?

I doubt Yuri pads her chest. Sayori might, as much as it pains me to admit it.

BRA STUFFER

If the user from a few threads back who saw pic related is still lurking, the soundtrack is depression KINO
youtube.com/watch?v=g_72RkQV25Y

youtube.com/watch?v=7qJTzUyPEnw

>Sayori wants to have sex outside because she has a sunshine fetish

Hey /ddlc/, just got back from work. How're y'all doin today?

Cannot warm up, neck killing me
Other than that kinda contented. Dark out but still early enough for a walk. Guess I'll spring that on myself later if I get bored.

Can someone get me to the unofficial DDLC discord?? Or all of you Anons are banned there??

I am. I had a fun time making new discord accounts over and over, though.

I'm doing all right, listening to music and I have some chicken strips in the oven for lunch. I doubt today will be anything fulfilling, but that's all right.

Which one?

Doing pretty okay, quiet comfy day so far

That one witch cannot be public for some reason

I haven't seen anyone new there, but sure
discord.gg/uUXr7YD

DDLC but MC becomes a self conscious independent entity and is doing everything in order to drive you mad, knowing you cant delete him as he has no character

Damn dude, if you can, try putting your socks in the microwave for like 5-10 seconds, or heat them up by the fireplace if ya got one.

Yo that sounds like a lax day user, honestly wish I could eat some chicken strips right now.

nice dude, same here. Work was easy, no one came in so I was able to catch up on my school work.

Sorry, I mean the most popular one...

I love her too

Sayori
Rice with Roasted chicken mixed with special herbs, Tempura and Beef Adobo.
She's gonna have fun with Asian soul food.

Come one dude, this one is really popular

>Arteezy is a yurifag

Who said anyone wanted to stop you, user? Do what makes you happy.

*pat pat*

>Arteezy
Dropped

Sure mate

Friendly reminder that Your Doki will never love You.

You can find it on Reddit.

I unironically think I'd have decent chances with Monika.

Thanks for the mocking user

dont worry i already got used to knowing that nobody will ever love me
its not a surprise

that's not very friendly

Why did this get documented
It was a neat threadly occurrence but it's not one for the ages

>Worst doki for best player
Kuroky was right

I think so too. If I weren't a coward that is

I'm not mocking you. There's a link to the Discord server on Reddit. They might have even started the server.

Thanks user...
Oh by the WAAAAAAY youtube.com/watch?v=GAvS1ndtEKg

There is no worst Doki.

There's nothing like it. Plus the images and text make it impactful, it's not like a screencap with Anons getting fucked over but it's still painful.

Alright then....

please do not upload diapers to the booru

I love her too.

Your doki but she's Yuri who is as flat as a board and stuffs her bra to make her boobs look bigger and that is NOT okay!

I haven't eaten anything resembling breakfast in eight years.

fuck off tsumugi

The self pity issen't helping.

Same. I have low self-esteem, but going by Danlet's own interpretation of her, I'd be good enough.