/fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General

NEVER

What is this expression trying to convey?

He read the subtitles that said "Maestro".

He rolled Nero instead of MHX.

Pain from getting stabbed 5 ways by 5 cute girls?

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Nikui.

What the fuck is that Dead Face thing? And, more importantly, can Hakuno kill servants now, as a brand new special snowflake?

Lucha libre onee-san is taller than me.

>been grinding Assassin cards all day to level Shiki
>KnK was cancelled
I COULD HAVE BEEN FARMING QP

mama~

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He only has nine 5* servants and needs to earn half a million points over the next two weeks. Fuck bros, is he going to make it? btw F2P

When will Salter Lancer come back? How long will I have to wait?

Mash is cute
cuuuuuuuuttteeee

>Salter
Go back

just save for JAlter

mama thread?

lmao this fag can't even get his reddit nomenclature right

G-goruden

who is GOLDEN for?

Save up for Malter instead.

jack every thread until she has her banana buddy

Me

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He should be saving for Calter to be honest.

The Valter GHB should still be going on

Hatred for the Moon

Dude 1 week without anything is good lol
Constantly staying 2 years behind jp is good lmao

Post more Jack though

>no Dante
It's shit.

I'd rather roll for Culter during his toon banner

>Salter, Jalter, Malter

I heard the China version is going extremely fast to catch up with JP. I wish they would do that here.

Whoa, Shiki's honkers are THAT big?

I can't wait for Sily Jalter

Do you really want overlapping events?

Summer fucking when? I'm sick of this winter shit.

I just want to hang out with Golden and the gang.

how many event-only servants did you miss, user-kun?

No they're going fast but not that fast.
Korea is the one speedrunning the game.

The China version is also going extremely fast to getting banned by the government

The chink version is getting banned.

Reddit-tier meme.

>China version
user... China version is ded

Yeah I got it confused with the Korean version.

How the fuck is this goddess of virginity so lewd?

what a cute banana

I just had a fight with my two best friends, what should I do now?

>NA is behind schedule
>Korean is speedrunning the events
>China is dead, banned and exiled

Let's see 'em, everyone. Who's the servant that keeps taking your meme tickets?

China version is actually dead, Korea wants to reach Solomon by July and part 2 by the end of the year

China version is getting banned for having boobs and for not matching the official Chinese version of history.

>19/60 people on my friends list have MLB Mona Lisa Riders on support
Phew, I really don't need to get my own after all.

>wanting a quick shit berserk

fap

>draw one of the lewdest ascension arts
>no one likes her still

I feel bad for her artist

JP had week of literal nothing after valentines, not even this awful campaign nor strengthening quests

>bear presenting
Every time.

No but they can skip muh weeks of rest

None, I have all of them including grailed Nobu

>that ass

>NP2 Marie
>NP3 Mordred.
That NP2 Marie spooked me while rolling for the pirates. Still mad.

>having friends

redman pls

Martha typesetter I summon thee.
"What I hate?..Mirrors.. probably."
"Mirrors?"
"Is she concerned about her face perhaps?"
"No reason to worry Gorgon!"
"Innocent Protagonist"
"I think you're beautiful, I love you!"
"Puff SFX or something better to show she's embarrassed enough to blow"
"You idiot, that;s not the reason at all!!"
"SFX squeeeze/strech"
"Eh? Then is it your figure?"
"That's even more wrong!!!"- I don't really like the sound of this in English. Maybe "That's even worse!!"?

I don't. He's fucking awful.

Lap pillows are the best.

Not everyone shares your shit taste

Level up gave extra slot to add
107,419,378

>summer in May
>Halloween in July
>new year in September
How about no.

>NP2 Marie
>NP2 Stheno
>NP2 Atalante
>All level 50 and have only been used for bond points

>Meanwhile Tamacat, Emiya, Anne & Marie, and Nero - 4*s I actually use - are still NP1

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>he doesn't want 20% bonus QP

>lmao matching autism
Fuck off

>end of the battle
>Raikou still visibly worked up
>gives you this look
wat do?

You seem to assume my luck as far better than it actually is. I'm certainly not going to complain when I don't have a single gold servant at NP5.

>use waver's final ascension art because I don't like how the other ones are drawn
>use his first sprite anyway
Am I autistic

Were they Maestrofags?

i would but im working on my KnK route

call herc
I am too handsome to die

Relatively new here, why does no one like that artist?

I've never rolled anything more than a 3* with tickets. I guess I should post a mana prism?

Fluffy Servant

Send her back to my friend with FP.

Ask her to cut my head off

Only have 3426 MP. Hanging onto it until Lunchtime.

I use the final ascension art just to let people know that the servants are max ascended

Alright, but come back and post more jack when you're done

He draws pregnant giraffes.

ill do it later if no one else does

Because he can't into proportions.