/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #455

Slurp Edition
Previous >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa
-NEW- Writefag Guide: dropbox.com/s/nad0e24aqc5j4tk/The DDLC Writefagging Guide.pdf?dl=0

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>Frappuccinos are so unhealthy they'll kill you anyway!
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=yTkWGDd1-3M&t=7s
youtube.com/watch?v=k0M3iIf2wdg
youtube.com/watch?v=Wl2Q_MceIUc
youtube.com/watch?v=pl3vxEudif8
youtube.com/watch?v=KxbttXBLWA0
youtube.com/watch?v=IY4HNaF1tlM
youtube.com/watch?v=qaLmizblY4g
youtube.com/watch?v=ant-lZvXtdE&list=RDGMEM_v2KDBP3d4f8uT-ilrs8fQVMant-lZvXtdE
youtube.com/watch?v=QFo1ij5y_ZE
youtube.com/watch?v=m5SeDXOKa8s
youtube.com/watch?v=r30D3SW4OVw
youtube.com/watch?v=diWGMbVedL4
youtube.com/watch?v=N7qkQewyubs&t=29s&ab_channel=abgreyd
youtube.com/watch?v=TLV4_xaYynY&ab_channel=JimiHendrixVEVO
youtube.com/watch?v=f3fKGAAY6RE
youtube.com/watch?v=XM0cw1NH1I0
vocaroo.com/i/s1ZS4uc2dlKS
youtube.com/watch?v=gp5JCrSXkJY&ab_channel=PettyYou007
pastebin.com/u/BJ_Turnip
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

First for Natsuki!

ADAM COLE BAY BAY!!

A reminder that sayori loves you

I LOVE MY WIFE!

Daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

...

I love you

is this another katawa shoujo thing where you have a general about a game that has nothing more to talk about so you just spam autistic fanart

What if it turns out that Natsuk's dad is actually Danny DeVito?

youtube.com/watch?v=yTkWGDd1-3M&t=7s what music we bumping lads

I love her too

It's because of the 6666666 "Just Monika" get on Veeky Forums

Good afternoon, everyone! How's your day going so far?
Welcome back to my poetry club!

Word of the thread is "obsession"!
Alternatives are 'skill' and 'light'.

To all of our poem writing veterans, you know what to do by now (I hope)! As for any newcomers or people wanting to try their hand at poetry, consider using this word as your inspiration or theme! Basically the idea is to all share a common word for our poems as our topic.
Once you write your poem, I encourage you to share it and discuss it with others! Everyone is more than welcome to participate!
I look forward to seeing what all of you can do!

Thanks for writing poems for me...
Monika!

Sayori loves her too

Daily reminder that I'm gonna hot glue my Sayori keychain and nobody can stop me

Sayuri!

youtube.com/watch?v=k0M3iIf2wdg

When did You realize that Your Doki "was the one"?

Was it during the beginning or did it have to take for the game to end for You to conclude?

I love her too.
Bad post.

youtube.com/watch?v=Wl2Q_MceIUc

SNIFF

w-why are they bleeding?

You're wrong. All dokis love you. Sayori said so herself.

We are almost there
But it won't end once that user finishes on Sayori
Is there an user in this thread that owns the 4 key chains? we need your services

Like I said last thread, you better try to be romantic about it

youtube.com/watch?v=pl3vxEudif8

Her smile

It was during Act 1, her cheerful attitude made me think that I too could be happy one day.

Your doki becomes real but she's really fucking late and you at the age of 60 are on your deathbed, alone because you believed that an anime girl will appear in front of you. You die and she kills herself. The end.

Yuri is showing Sayori an unhealthy way to cope!
Bad Yuri!
also, has there ever been any Sayuri fic? Because that would be gureato

Honestly I was riding natsuki's dick super hard until I got to dissect Monika's character a bit. Now I'm Monika all the way.
>gentle yandere is the best archetype of girl

youtube.com/watch?v=KxbttXBLWA0

When Natuski was talking about it being hard to share stuff she likes and I said "I know that feel" in real life, right before my character did. I thought she'd lambast me for using Veeky Forums meme speak but she didn't

youtube.com/watch?v=IY4HNaF1tlM

youtube.com/watch?v=qaLmizblY4g

She is the sun in my sky.

>#455
this is sad

Act 3

only for you

You trusted your Doki to take care of your Parakeet, and now it's DEAD!

Which of the other doki's does your doki turn to to help bury the evidence before you come back from vacation!

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage drinking
- Self harm
- Suicide and suicide attempts
- Substance abuse (Any)
- Waifu wars
- Waifu bullying
- user bullying
- Heating water for your tea on the microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not doing your best to be the user your waifu would like
- Staying up late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

>ddlc OC posted on Veeky Forums
maybe afterall we truly own Veeky Forums since that Monika get

yep

Been awhile but...
I love her with all my heart and i want to spend the rest of my days with her till i pass on with her

Well, yeah, I'm not a delusional weeb.
At least /ksg/ had anons trying to paint and run

Whoops I forgot the image

I don't like birds though, the only reason why I'd get one is because she liked them.

I'm glad we're in the same world as we die. That ups the hell out of our chances of having an afterlife together.

youtube.com/watch?v=ant-lZvXtdE&list=RDGMEM_v2KDBP3d4f8uT-ilrs8fQVMant-lZvXtdE
guess I could show you

my fault for letting a cat take care of my bird

Gimme thread.

I know, I know. This is bootleg /r9k/ but with an actual twist.
Some people here are trying to improve themselves.
That's pretty good except for the fact that they are doing it for anime drawings.
But, let's be real, everybody who already isn't in a relationship here would instantly forget about DDLC if it meant getting an actual 3D girl.
People here are very lonely, but they are improving themselves, or well, some are.
So this general does indeed have a purpose, as it's Veeky Forums for those who do not have a point in their lives: to get better for their "doki".
pretty much
i dont think it will hold up that long doe, considering a game related to it is in production right now

I have literally never felt true love towards anyone until I found Yuri and she's a fucking fictional character. Anyone else feel this way?

>implying I'm not bettering myself for my wife
nani the fuck

guess thats two of us

Y-y-you too.

Pedo Yuri!

same but with natsuki
am i turning into a NEET?

Yeah. SOOOON

youtube.com/watch?v=QFo1ij5y_ZE

Get in here /ddlc/ this young lady is quite a talented streamer

every day user

I want Monika to consistently kick my ass in Chess! I want Monika to show me how much better she is at board games and strategy games! I want Monika to know exactly where my ships are when we play Battleship! I want Monika to hit the rainbow bridge in Candy Land every time, while I get stuck in Molasses Swamp! I want Monika to consistently get 2 cards in Sorry! While I am stuck at START without getting 1, 2, or Sorry! cards! I want Monika to have a royal flush every time we play Poker while I am stuck with a pair of 2s! I want Monika to force me to jump into a situation where she can double, or even triple jump me in Checkers! I want Monika to pull out the last safe Jenga block! I want Monika to get all the railroads without me even landing on them in Monopoly! I want Monika to get all of the good spaces in Settlers of Catan! I want Monika to roll 6s every time we play Risk, while I only get 1s! Monika!

had that with Monika

Havent loved a real girl in 4 years, I pretty much have forgot what its like to have a crush. I had to ask a friend what it feels like

>At least /ksg/ had anons trying to paint and run
>implying people here aren't doing shit as well
Fuck, man. I've literally lost 30 pounds and started reading again, as well as practicing my writing. I figure that if I want a waifu so goddamn badly, I'm gonna be the best person I can be so I can be with one in real life. Don't assume that no one here is improving themselves.

youtube.com/watch?v=m5SeDXOKa8s

You remind me of this Modika I want to make for Civ VI but the new expansion comes out in 3 days so that's probably a bad idea, considering new features will be added.

youtube.com/watch?v=r30D3SW4OVw
always~

Man I havent played civIV in ages but I would play it if you added a monika mod, user

gib (You)s pls

youtube.com/watch?v=diWGMbVedL4

>Some Dokis are born made to love user
>Ooh, they're small, big and cute
>And when the band plays "Okay Everyone"
>Ooh, they point the poems at you, Lord
>It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no chosen one,one
>It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't no anime son no
>Some folks are born Dokis in hand
>Lord, don't they help themselves, oh
>But when the Janitor comes to the door,
>man the general looks like a empity sale,yes
>It ain't me, it ain't me, i aint no doki's love no
>It ain't me, it ain't me, i aint no chose one, one
>some folks are born, keychains in hand
>ooh they'll send ya down to war
>Then you ask the short man how many key chains you should get,
>the answer is none none none!
>Oh it ain't me~ it aint me~
>I ain't no Doki's love no no no
>I aint no Mc-kun no.
youtube.com/watch?v=N7qkQewyubs&t=29s&ab_channel=abgreyd


>There must be some kind of way out of here
>Said club pres filled with grief
>There’s too much illusion
>I need my user with me

>Yuri tries, to drink her wine
>Natsuki eats her worth
>None were level on the mind
>Won’t even mention the third
>Hey Hey

>No reason to get excited
>The red girl kindly spoke
>There are many here among us
>Who feel that life is but a joke
>Now but you and I, can see through that
>We see the holes in the wall
>So let’s stop talking ‘bout ourselves
>‘Fore we start a doki brawl
>Hey!

>All along the clubroom wall
>Poetry prompts posted new
>While all the dokis came and went
>Some lonely user too
>Outside in the space classroom
>The President does stay
>Her user will come for her, she knows it now
>Some special day
>Hey!
youtube.com/watch?v=TLV4_xaYynY&ab_channel=JimiHendrixVEVO

Correction: meant VI
I cant type

do you want affection too?

Hey a_turnip! Have you finished that /ss/ fic yet?

4 I can look up and try, but I was talking about 6 (Roman numerals are a bitch)
My biggest issue is I'm new to the whole thing, and 6 (and 5 to an extent) is much easier as they have SDK and modding tools, 4 is old enough to have mod support, but not as easy.
I'll see what I can do.

sure I guess

Holy shit user!! you listened to my call to make a
All along the watchtower version too, I forgot all about it

*hug*

>Burying
>Implying I wouldn't summon the Dark Powers to try and resurrect her, no matter the cost to my immortal soul

youtube.com/watch?v=f3fKGAAY6RE

Honestly when first playing the game I "expected" to like Monika the best, since at the time all I heard about the game was that she was somehow special and fucked everything up in the end.
However, as I started playing through the game, I actually ended up liking Natsuki more. At first I found this rather strange really since I've never had any inclination to liking either tsunderes or small girls like her very much.
However, as the game went on and she showed her more mellow side I started to like her more. Then when the game entered "weird" mode I felt sad how she basically fell into the background of the game, with Yuri and Monika taking point. It especially hit me when the game effectively told you that Natsuki should be forgotten. I guess the reason that affected me so much is sometimes whenever I'm around people I feel like I'm disappearing into the background too.

To be fair though I like all the dokis quite a bit. Like if it was on a 1 to 10 scale the only difference between all of them would be in the decimal place.

I'm not Turnip

I want to hug Yuri so bad

I meant VI but I would buy IV if you made a version of that

This one's on the house

I figured I wasn't that lucky, but I saw pedo Yuri and said "eh?" do you know if he's still around here? His fics are great

youtube.com/watch?v=XM0cw1NH1I0
For me today is a feels day

vocaroo.com/i/s1ZS4uc2dlKS

>There’s something happening here
>What it is, ain’t exactly clear
>There’s a pres with a pen over there
>Telling me, it’s only just her

>I think it’s time we stop!
>Yuri, what’s that sound?
>Everybody look
>Sayori’s feeling down…

>There’s bad lines being cut
>Nobody’s right, after the game is shut
>Natsuki’s speaking her mind
>Getting so much starvation, from behind

>It’s time we stop!
>*Khhhhhh* what’s that sound?
>Everybody look
>I’m feeling down…

>What a field day for the heart
>These dokis are tearing me apart
>Writing poems, and signing with my name
>Why oh why did I play this fucking game

>It’s time we stop!
>*Khhhhhh* what’s that sound?
>Everybody look
>I’m feeling down…

>Crushing loneliness strikes deep
>Into your mind it will creep
>It starts with a wholesome fic or two
>Soon enough, all you’ll think of is her holding >hands with you

>We better stop!
>Hey! What’s that sound?
>I want her in my reality
>But I just can’t now...
youtube.com/watch?v=gp5JCrSXkJY&ab_channel=PettyYou007

I saved this couple and the others a couple of threads back cant take credit for it user but thanks anyway

Beware of counterfeit Monikas

He is.
pastebin.com/u/BJ_Turnip

Would Monika get mad if she knew I was downloading images of Springfield? I need to know, with her monitoring my internet now I need to stay safe.

thats good user!!!

Ok on looking it Up 5 and 6 have tutorials, so I'm probably going to make a 5 until a new template comes out for 6 for the expansion.

Yeah
I cant wait for the big sleep to finally be with her

I love you user you are fucking legend for singing this makes me happy!

I just checked that, but it said he hasn't done anything since January 19th, and got worried.

stop uploading disgusting SHIT to the booru please

It's literally just one person. He might be lurking thread right now as we speak.

It's literally one person