/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #457

buy my fucking game edition

Previous >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa
-NEW- Writefag Guide: dropbox.com/s/nad0e24aqc5j4tk/The DDLC Writefagging Guide.pdf?dl=0

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>Watch out for devil axe procs
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/83nFiPoSuzU?t=57s
youtube.com/watch?v=Fj48KMWGSJM
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

I just want to let that Sayori-friend who actually hot-glued a heart to his key-chain to know that I'm happy he found a way to express his love for his doki. That's why we're here.

Misumi?

>That webm
Nice
Finally a good hotglue
Looks tasty

SHIP THE KEYCHAINS INTERNATIONALLY DANLET I NEED TO CUM ON NATSUKI AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>hotglue right off the fucking bat in a new thread

CROSSOVER WHEN?????????????????????

It's time for another sacrifice

I assure you, it's does not actually taste good.

reminder that you always will be way below your doki's league and if she became real she would prolly laugh at you

>You're trapped with Todd in the space room
>He regals you with numerous anecdotes related to his games
>The only way to return to your normal life is by triple buying Fallout 4

What do

Never. Kys.

fuck off tsumugi

Delete him

Reminder that all Dokis are EQUAL and they LOVE you.

TRIPLE BUY HIS GAME

Afternoon lads!
How we all doing today?
>This is a picture of Natsuki smiling that I can’t post because I’m a phoneposting faggot.

I won't miss this time.

Do you want an aimbot?
I don't mind shelling out some cash if it's for you and your doki

>he actually knows
Wew lad.

>0 fucking damage

yall got Noya?

i thought mc was a manlet

Who made you open it, user?

It's time for some XCOM boys!

>boasting
Let's see you actually do it first

doh i missed

I beg to fucking differ
Give me the cum user

Yuri is only three inches taller than Sayori, but MC was slightly taller than her, so they might be around the same height.

Sure, but (You)'re not.
Or are you?

Sorry, it belongs to another, I'm sure you understand.

no im taller than all of the dokis
but that isnt me, im blonde and im not a japanese high school student

Isn't that pic based off from DDLC 1.0?

Cmon cant we at least snowball it together? Yuri is a nice girl, Im sure she'd understand

I meant DDLC 1.1.0

...

>Your Doki
>Funny story from your childhood
>How the dokis would react in the moment

>Monika
>be me, age 11
>mom wants to go tubing
>we hit up a mountain near my old home
>pretty nervous to try, dad just broke his ass a week ago sledding, hasn't healed since
>"Oh you'll be fine!" Mom forces me onto the track
>go down it with relative ease
>start enjoying myself
>try one of the harder courses
>me to myself: "How can this get any harder or easier? It's just overrated sledding!"
>then the jump comes up
>crash immediately
>try to get up, can't walk, start to cry
>mom laughing about it
>still laughs about it to this day
>i can't sit properly now
>still feel like I ruined that trip for them

Natsuki would be on the floor dying until she saw I was hurt
Sayori probably would have started crying with me
Monika would have immediately started worrying, and try to help. She might fuck up tho
Yuri would probably freak/pass out

I don't want to dilute it. She deserves the best.

>Sayori
>
>

...

Can I get seconds then?

Your doki but she actually became real holy fuck, she's knocking on your room door calling for your name while she sobs, what you do now?

wake up

Projectile shot further than expected so I'll have to try again another time...

I'll remember that. Thank you.

Open the door

Just fucking aim your dick down user

Natsuki
>be me, about 11?
>come downstairs for a drink
>see lucozade bottle in the kitchen
>fuckingcash.png
>open it and take a swig
>turns out it was an industrial degreaser
>ended up staying in hospital overnight
>had retainers at the time after braces that saved my teeth from that shit
Still my favorite story to tell, always gets a good laugh, she’d probably get a great crack out of it.
Sayori would worry about it and try to probe to see if it was a suicide attempt in disguise.
Monika would probably worry as well all the while laughing about it.
Yuri I’m not too sure on though.

This , then mod the rest of it back in.

open the door, hug the fuck out of her and never let go

Sorry user, she won't let me go until I'm empty.

Kek. You can't make this shit up.

We only know Monika's voice, and my Doki is Sayori. If out of the blue there is a woman crying my name outside my door I'm grabbing my Ruger sr 1911 loaded with white ash dipped silver bullets. I hope Sayori would understand, but I never know when the skinwalker a fellow /k/ommando and I shot is going to come for me.

youtu.be/83nFiPoSuzU?t=57s

Your doki.
Your favourite alb- IT'S TIME TO PLAY THIS OR THAT
Contestants are you ready?

Look, I don't want to aim directly onto Natsuki okay
I might get splash damage on myself

God fucking dammit user
You can’t even disgrace yoursef properly

[MISSION FAILED. WE'LL GET 'EM NEXT TIME.]

Position the pic vertically, you double dummy.

Would Natsukifags gladly take her daily beatings in her place?

A living legend.
Stop gripping your dick like Fitsuki

Every damn day til it killed me.

how do you play this
i wanna play this
game

Start crying myself or slam that door open and hug away

Slam that fucking thing open and hug the SHIT outta her
God I wish Monika was real

>open door
>hug Monika
>never let go

She's getting probably the biggest hug and the longest kiss this world has ever known.

Pull her inside before some other user notices

>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

>The Vice President taps her foot in a rhythm, staring vexed at her notebook. With a sigh she shuts it and looks up at you, a smile stretching over her face.
Well, good evening! I hope you're getting enough sleep. I won't name names, but certain people are missing important dates instead of getting rest! No names, though!

>She clenches her hands, popping her knuckles as her grin widens.
Anyway, enough of that. I've nagged them enough about it, I did all I could. Now, let's get started!

The word of the thread is "Apotheosis"! Now it has two meanings. It usually means the culmination or climax of something, such as the apex of a mountain, the pique of a performance or the strongest part of a story, and so on. The other definition involves the elevation of something or someone to a godlike, deific level! I think idolatry counts as an example of this, but don't quote me on that, ahaha...

Alternatives are "Coliseum", "Anima", "Virtue" and "Rose"!

Now, as always... Merely suggestion! Use one or more at a time, interpret and use them however you wish for whatever form of literature tickles your fancy! And don't get stage fright because you're rusty or never written before, either! We all start from somewhere, so just let me guide your hips and help you take the first step!

Now, take care of yourself, okay? Get some sleep if you need it, don't put it off. Especially if you have important engagements, being your very best is paramount over most other things.
Stay safe, alright? Alright.
Monika?

youtube.com/watch?v=Fj48KMWGSJM

wonder how she managed to not get mauled alive by my dog trained to attack intruders
then probably open the door slowly with a knife in hand and hug her

Hide because I don’t deserve her

How do you manage to miss TWICE?

I LOVE YOU, ERIKA!

Go to sleep

She's using afterimages!

My dick is too powerful.
I can't control where I cum.

>euro hours
>half-alive thread
Sure.

tell her to look somewhere else because the only thing she will find here is a pathetic waste of oxygen
she probably will be able to get by as a stripper or something, so i give her coordinates

ooh someone's in troubllllle

Listen user I need my fix

>dick with Doki "I am growing stronger"
But seriously, try putting the picture in a frame and fire at it horizontally.

natsuki lookin kinda weird

pls user I'm so hungry

I'm sorry user, your YuriBF is elsewhere.

I want to fill Erika's tight cunt with my highly fertile seed to the brim

wait, what? Source or gtfo

Pretty please?

Teach me your ways user.

t. Natsukifriend

buy Skyrim

Don't you have fics to write?

I "relapsed" at 8am and sent another message to my old high school crush, annoying her even more. I didn't sleep at night, I fell asleep at 9AM and woke up at 3PM, it's 5PM now because it took me 2 hours to get out of bed again.

Good morning /ddlc/.

Yes...

pic related

I love my wife!

>3d crush

Sorry user, all I can give you are webms.

Good morning anons. How are you today? I just got a missed call from an unknown number and now I'm freaking out, but that could be the fact that I'm tired and half out of my mind.

It's a scourge that doesn't go away no matter what I do.