/lolg/

I like it a lot. The ult is actually heat radiating from his body if you pay close attention

garbage

Star Guardian Taliyah
Brorelia
Pretty Princess Karthus (He's wearing a pink frilly dress and has hearts for all his animations. Maybe as an April Fools skin)
Blood Moon Kindred

>syndrafag is cucked edition

everyone did a big cum in your wife, cuck.

I want to cum inside Kled! :3

...

Well, it doesn't have boobs or ass so I can see why you hate it, waifufag.

Everyone is a virgin to the chad ADC and support

Friendly reminder that other laners are just jealous that they're shitters lacking any skill what so ever which is why they're meming about top lane.

Literally any top laner would wipe the floor with you faggots 1 vs 1.

Dragon Master Swain

OH WAIT

>Literally any top laner would wipe the floor with you faggots 1 vs 1.
>Literally any top laner would wipe the floor with you faggots 1 vs 1.
>Literally any top laner would wipe the floor with you faggots 1 vs 1.
>Literally any top laner would wipe the floor with you faggots 1 vs 1.

Reminder to cum inside your support!
Why don't you start with pic related?

That's pretty bad, user

I play top lane and meme it because top lane is ass and I refuse to play such a boring ass lane anymore if I don't even have impact on the game.

Gay.

>lose a bunch of games to retarded teammates and quit
>get motivated to play again a few days later
>greeted with three more shit teams that lose the game
minions have spa-ANAL HAS BEEN SLAIN
ENEMY DOUBLE KILL
FUCK OFF ALREADY

A silver top laner main is unironically more skilled than a high plat player who mains any other lane. Every other position in the game is filled to the brim with low skill ceiling champs who just passively farm for 20 minutes.
Meanwhile top is constantly brawling, constantly on sub par health because of that and constantly has to be aware of junglers.

>cum inside
>condom

PROJECT: Kayn
Blood Moon Kindred

He has second lowest winrate as a true support (outside of Karma for some reasons) and even that is propped up by games with Xayah (which is the only ADC he wins with)

Hes as far out of viability as possibly could be without straight up running it down mid (without Xayah)
With Xayah hes decent because his best spell isn't even on him to begin with.

Remember this is a champion that can force a meta breaking champ like Kog'Maw with 53% winrate to actually lose most of his games at 48%

for new thread as well

you meant TOP LANE

xD

xth for bogdanoff

>pedophilia

no thanks

pic related

She's too cute for that type of stuff user.

twitch was a mistake

>Why don't you start with pic related?
Why don't you start by posting somebody cute?

>be me
>be darius
>kill top and jungle repeatedly
>jungler fucking around not focusing objectives
>i'm basically solo pushing to inhib 1v2'ing every step of the game
>nigger gets caught blue-side wolves
>"report darius for no help"
>i was walking back to lane
>afks

epic

?

cute is good for lewd
it rhymes so it must be true

lulu isnt a townbike

>Still. No. REK'SAI

You posted it

>play exactly 100 games last season
>gold 4 50% winrate
>go 5-5 placements
>place gold 4
Someone explain
I thought you were supposed to place lower than your rank last season

Whats this mean for my MMR, am I at my correct elo now?
I'm getting +26 LP per win and like -16 for a loss though, so I'm confused.

Anyone else feels like the game intentionally sides you with bad teammates when you reach a promotion series or is that just my imagination?

I'm at my promotion series to go from bronze 1 to silver and in my first two games I got self declared trolls. Feels pretty bad.

Same shit happened to me

seems like maybe they changed it

i'm officially quitting the game until they fix top lane

>Top lane

just play gnar lol

>top lane

DAILY REMINDER THIS NIGGER DESTROYS EVERY SINGLE TANK IN THE GAME ONE-ON-ONE AND IS ACTUALLY GOOD TOP
PICK CHO YOU DUMB FUCKS

Rescue shyvana from noxians!

>Riot when asked to fix top lane

>toplane

FORGOT PIC

>be me
>end bronze 1 -100lp
>go 2-8 in placements
>get silver 1
>am now gold

excuse me, whatt he fuck?

>top lane

...

>mfw the only games i lose are games where my adc did 5k damage in 40 minutes, afk's or feeders.

feels good to know that i am still better than these garbage hardstuck diamond v players. 50% winrate 200 games diamond v lmfao

Did they die?

top lane

Gnar is crap in solo queue

dead

>get into promotion game
>>suddenly you have a legit retard in your team
Every time, and most of the time it's not even me. Is the matchmaking just harsher on your promo games (lower teammates&higher opponents) or is this system just rigged?

>top lane

>winning top lane with a resounding 5/0 and having to deal with a 25/0 enemy botlane

>top lane

It's harsher because "promo games are meant to test you, whether you're worthy for the increase in rank, or to see if you can carry a feeding team" or something fucking retarded like that.

>Waited 6 years for Dragon Master Swain
>The day finally comes
>It's shit

>toplane without the help of his jungler

>learning is rainbow

>top lane

>queue for support
>get filled for top

Does Draven take skill

They still have time to tweak it before release.

>top lane

Learning is gay, you miserable faggot.

>top lane bruiser comes in to contact with an adc mid-late game

whats with all the top lane talk?
what happened to top lane?
what even is top lane?
top lane?

yeah thatll change things right lmao

>That jawline
>The color palette
>The way he loses his cape during his recall

rioto pls

damn ahri lookin' fine, which skin is this?

xth for best midlaner
>also post em

>top lane

I love how even though Hashinshin is a total fuckwit, even he's right about the state of toplane

Kill me, Pete

>top lane

>toplane
youtube.com/watch?v=Hi8fDVy5vrk

It's the new birbhri skin.

Kill me, Pete

>Top lane

>mfw syndra tells me she kisses her husband without brushing her teeth after sucking me off

WHAT A KEK

>top lane
>beating your opponent silly and then having to deal with the rest of your team that they've some how managed to give away 50 kills to and they even die to the enemy top who was 0/10

youtube.com/watch?v=7tsYHeC0xKE

No he fucking isn't, half of his complaints are total horseshit and reflects his lack of understanding of the game and his unwillingness to learn or change.

Kill me, Pete

I always thought this was just something people said because they paid more attention to their promo games since they felt something was at stake, but today I played my first promo game (this is my first ranked season) and holy shit you might be right
>five minutes into the game
>Bot lane spam pings the missing ping, then the careful ping when the enemy bot+support is seen heading towards mid
>Mid dies, spams SS???????? and the question mark ping
>Support writes something in Spanish
>Mid replies in Spanish
>ADC wants to surrender before we even hit the ten minute mark
>Mid buys mejai's when they are 0/4
>Enemies' team comp is utter trash and they get crushed every time we have a proper fight
>ADC still wants to /surrender every time he dies 1v1
>Eventually win after over 40 minutes
I might end up taking /lolg/'s advice and just don't bother with ranked since there apparently aren't any new rewards aside from the profile border/icon

YOU CAN JUST PLAY ORNNNN

>always get stuck with the junglers who avoid top like the plague and get put against junglers who camp top
Y-yay

>top laen

>play poppy
>dont die a single time
>always ping missing if enemy top is away
>team somehow feeds kills to him and entire enemy team
>they proceed to come top and 4-5 man rape me until my score is as bad as my team

why,how does this happen

>tfw neace is the only nigga that's reasonable
>same with fogged and boxerpete
>reddit also hates neace

neat.

youtube.com/watch?v=fFHS1C5VKSI

>top lane