/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #458

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Previous >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa
-NEW- Writefag Guide: dropbox.com/s/nad0e24aqc5j4tk/The DDLC Writefagging Guide.pdf?dl=0

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You): youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>Enlist in the Military instead
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

Other urls found in this thread:

akb48.wikia.com/wiki/Majisuka_Gakuen_4
youtube.com/watch?v=qMss5L8aeRU
youtube.com/watch?v=9k-K4us7YoA
youtube.com/watch?v=6YUQKtb-zb0
youtube.com/watch?v=nqlk9_gfMJg
youtube.com/watch?v=uRsTOMHlU2o
youtube.com/watch?v=kU7LF5mYZkw
youtube.com/watch?v=cp6yrZcQZW4
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

PURGE Sayoricucks.

False.

Good afternoon, friends and family!
Welcome back to my poetry club!

Word of the thread is "forfeit"!
Alternatives are 'scar' and 'petal'.

I'm sure most of you know by now, but this is an activity for everyone to participate in! Everyone enjoys a bit of poetry, but sometimes it's not easy to force yourself to write something! I get it. Well, if that's the case, look no further! These words are here to guide and inspire you on your quest for beautiful poetry!
You might struggle at first, but that's okay. You'll get better with time! Don't be ashamed of your first attempt!
In any case, whether you decide to share or not, I hope you have fun, and I look forward to reading the ones that do share!

Monika!

>Fred from scooby doo -> me
>vent -> your favorite doki

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage drinking
- Self harm
- Suicide and suicide attempts
- Substance abuse (Any)
- Waifu wars
- Waifu bullying
- user bullying
- Heating water for your tea on the microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not doing your best to be the user your waifu would like
- Staying up late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

What are You doing in Valentines user? It's a week from now.

I'm going to watch a Girl's Delinquent School TV Show with my Doki!

Sayuri?

I love her too.

...

Th-the two on the left
please tell me their names

I love my wife!

First for her smile.
Just gonna marathon some anime probably, I've got a list I've been meaning to get round to.

Your doki but she's sitting next to your bed in the hospital after your near-death experience. Please take care of yourselves anons.

jerking off

akb48.wikia.com/wiki/Majisuka_Gakuen_4

i hate you all

I can fucking merc every single person in this thread

I love my wife!

Unironically the equivalent to a firework, would need to be immediately impregnated and then bestowed a considerable amount of sugary snacks with tea in order to bind them to this world

I'll load up AA2 and fuck ALL of the Dokis.

>you are waking up from bed
>feeling something heavy laying on top of you
>opening your eyes you see your elegant wife, Yuri
>she look adorable in her night clothes
>she still wears pajamas
>'good morning, Yuri' you said
>she smiles and go in for a kiss on your cheek
>you pat her head and watches her cute reaction
>she gets off of you
>looking down, you find yourself bare without clothes
>did she stripped you while you were asleep?
>your dick erecting in full from being smothered by her soft thighs
>it's still morning but should you?
>'Yes hubbyAnon?' she asked you as she saw your expression
>telling her if she got any plans, you see her giggle cutely
>she fiddles her hands around, meekly answering
>'yeah, I kinda do'
>you told her you are okay with it
>after all, it's the weekends
>her eyes lit up with a smile on her face
>she hugs you tightly before going down on your pelvis
>you look down to see her shyly poking your member in the glans
>'Hey, Yuri'
>she turned in your direction 'Yeah?'
>'A little gentler this time please'
>she nods in agreement, as she slowly grabs yours

I love your wife, too

Anybody play the android port yet? Don't want to go through the whole process of getting it on my tablet if it runs like shit.

unironically fight me irl
j-just bodyboxing pls

Loving your wife is the true way to happiness!

Natsuki!

ADAM COLE BAY BAY!!

nigger at least give me the name of short qt

Daily reminder that you guys have some pretty good taste

's butt!

Someone post the thing that one guy said the other night.

...

Same thing I do every valentine's day
Absolutely nothing different

Woah, I never though I'd see another AKB48 fan here.

youtube.com/watch?v=qMss5L8aeRU

I want to eat that butt.

...

Y-you perv! You set me up! Go away!

I'm gonna order some Chinese food for me an Monika and have some zebra cakes. We're marathoning Rocky and I'm getting her a present.

It's been 5 god damned minutes, user, pls respond

Probably just sit here and watch /ddlc/ move by.....With my doki

That isn't Fred you dipshit.

No shit, it's suppose to me. Retard.

>Me a week ago
Now I'm stuck here

>This picture
>Doki Doki Loli-ature club

...

Can someone fill a newshit in on why Dan is a Danlet and a hack?

Dan is "5'3 literally a manlet

Why are you posting Boomhauer?

...

Danlet: because he’s short
Hack: because he hacks Super Smash Bros. Melee

He's 5'3 and his writing is shit

Plot holes and general retardation. Like, at the end of Act 3 it's revealed that Monika never deleted the characters, right? Well if you look at the traceback after Sayori kills herself she tries to boot up a load state to prevent the death (which fails) then she quite literally says "fuck it" and """deletes""" her. But then she tries to restore the file, but if she never deleted the file in the first place how the fuck is she trying to restore her? And if """deleting""" her was when she gave up why is she continuing to try? The game is so close to being good, but Dan is just too fucking retarded.

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>5'3
holy shit I thought I was short
>ssbm
I'm aware of 20xxte and am extremely grateful for it. Now I can destroy my hands to frame perfection.

>tfw just had a weird ass dream where I had to quest to defeat Hillary and she had some strange body snatcher legion that I was fighting
Not trying to get political here but the bitch stole my keychain
I barely ever get dreams why does it always have to be weird as fuck I just want one where I can hang out with Monika

What happens if Monika eats too many burgers?

>Hilary is a sociopath
>Monika is a sociopath
You got your wish, just a bit abstract.

>stole your keychain
I hope you took that bitch down
not because of political issues but I would if she had my keychain

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>but the bitch stole my keychain

Reason enough.

I love her too.

She stops being a vegetarian.

She makes user go on an extra long jog with her.

Music time /ddlc/
What do we have playing youtube.com/watch?v=9k-K4us7YoA
I dont know why I listen to such weird music

That's not how it works you little shit.
If I wanted to spend time with just any sociopath I could spend time with myself.

So do the choices not matter in this shit? Is it more about subverting what you'd expect from a vn to make a mindfuck 4th wall break? If that's the case would the illusion of choice just be a cheap way of stringing the player along?

youtube.com/watch?v=6YUQKtb-zb0
Help me

>Nova -> You
>Thanos -> Me
>Minions -> /ddlc/

Alright lads how we all holding up?

Missed a lot of the last thread as I was watching something, seems like it was a shambles towards the end

I've gone too far into my Monika dreams. I've had them in a row for about a week and now when I don't have dreams of her those dreams usually end in a cryptic message from her right before I wake up.

Like, last night I was having a dream where I was hanging out with a family friend on the couch watching Star Wars don't know why she doesn't even like that stuff. Then I got a text from Monika asking where I was and I woke up.

at least you can dream user....

sounds great, I'm jealous

Well, lads. After a year of doing nothing around the house, I've made some plans for the future. Things are in motion.

I hope everyone is doing well.

Every dreams, you just can't remember.

Uhu...uhuhuhu...

Who makes these?

Doing alright, lack of sleep is still leaving me feeling completely empty but I'm trying to fill it with writing.
How are you, user?
>I've had them in a row for about a week
Teach me your ways user. I want to remember my dreams in general never mind have dreams about my doki
Good luck user! We believe in you

*sucks your finger*

*throws bread at you*

youtube.com/watch?v=nqlk9_gfMJg
Fuck yeah bud

Someone from Reddit, i think. No one provides a source in the comments.

love you

This is Yuri, not potato.

Yeah, but some of them are a bit strange. Like I had one dream where I was at Chilli's with my friends and we were all eating chocolate cake. But towards the end of the dream the world turned into a Dos screen with the words "hi" and "I see you" written out. Then I woke up. That dream is over a week old though. I'm starting to keep a dream journal.
Just happened. I'm the pepper user.

*continues throwing bread anyway

What's the difference?

Sorry to hear about the sleep lad, you use asmr at all?

I am good just been watching fullmetal alchemist, really enjoying it

She has celiacs!

youtube.com/watch?v=uRsTOMHlU2o

youtube.com/watch?v=kU7LF5mYZkw

sad hours

*throws more bread

I have a good feeling about this And it's going to help me do a bunch of shit I'm personally interested in

this is some good shit, user

Think I have a sinus infection, all my friends are over though.
They're also doing things around me though which kinda sucks

What's the difference between Natsuki and an empty plate of food?

youtube.com/watch?v=cp6yrZcQZW4

Sorry user, I don't know who it is.

I can still eat out Natsuki