>News Challenger wins the latest JP Splatfest! Next EU Splatfest is gherk-out vs. gherkins! Playable 02/10 2pm BST – 02/11 2pm BST .96 Gal Deco is available for purchase! Sub: splash wall; Special, splashdown Arowana Mall is now playable!
Hey /ink/ this might be a weird question, but would any of you be willing to fuck my woomy? I don't care what you look like but as long as you're taller than a 4'11" shrimp like me you're fine. (Although I'd prefer if you were a darker skin tone, but if you're not that's still cool) "Why?" You ask? Because recently I got in an accident and my modest 3 inch pecker got reduced to a size I'm unwilling to disclose on a public forum such as this.. and since I'm no longer able to have sex with her she's gotten a bit roudy from being so pent up, constantly breaking things in her room, stepping all over me figuratively and literally, attacking strangers in public.. everything.. it's not looking like I can keep her for much longer at this rate.. so please /ink/, PLEASE fuck my woomy!! She's pent up, I can't masturbate anymore because I can't even get a grip on my cock. Porn doesn't even do it for me, and I don't want her to get addicted to it The only choice I have is to get one of you to fuck her to help both of us out.. throw her on the bed and give her a one way ticket to pound town while I watch. I mean really give her some life changing dick, no weak shit. The neighbors should be able to hear you. Hell, I'll even prep you if just seeing her naked doesn't make your soldier stand at attention. I need this, no, we need this to be happy again.
I reiterate, please please PLEASE fuck my woomy!!
Attached is a picture of her, I hope you consider helping us out.
Yours truly, An user in need
Noah Harris
I didn't even get to make my comment about this thread not being autistic. Redo. Purge and start anew.
Robert Allen
fuck it. country boys make do
Aaron Johnson
>Slut Morrigan >Schoolgirl Noel Vermillion >Speedy Yamcha >Biker Ragna the Bloodedge >Sweets Android 21 >Milf Mai Shiranui >Buttslut Amane Nishiki >Launcher projectile spammer >Hunter Goku >Skate Yun >Hoodrat Balrog >Poser Johnny Cage >Autism Blanka >Chad Maxima (King of Fighters) >Lemonade Kokonoe >Stacy Taokaka >Hip-hop Laura Matsuda
Hunter Mitchell
Be careful of what you wish for...
Jaxson Nelson
>hfw she sees your dick
Eli Morris
>Buttslut not Bridget So close. Also Nu-13/Lambda-11 for Launcher
Andrew Taylor
All threads are autistic. We're all autists here.
Grayson Ward
>buttslut >not Bridget >Chad >Not Potemkin, Hugo, or Zangief. Hell, I'd even settle for my man Big Band
