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Hey /ink/ this might be a weird question, but would any of you be willing to fuck my woomy? I don't care what you look like but as long as you're taller than a 4'11" shrimp like me you're fine. (Although I'd prefer if you were a darker skin tone, but if you're not that's still cool) "Why?" You ask? Because recently I got in an accident and my modest 3 inch pecker got reduced to a size I'm unwilling to disclose on a public forum such as this.. and since I'm no longer able to have sex with her she's gotten a bit roudy from being so pent up, constantly breaking things in her room, stepping all over me figuratively and literally, attacking strangers in public.. everything.. it's not looking like I can keep her for much longer at this rate.. so please /ink/, PLEASE fuck my woomy!! She's pent up, I can't masturbate anymore because I can't even get a grip on my cock. Porn doesn't even do it for me, and I don't want her to get addicted to it The only choice I have is to get one of you to fuck her to help both of us out.. throw her on the bed and give her a one way ticket to pound town while I watch. I mean really give her some life changing dick, no weak shit. The neighbors should be able to hear you. Hell, I'll even prep you if just seeing her naked doesn't make your soldier stand at attention. I need this, no, we need this to be happy again.
I reiterate, please please PLEASE fuck my woomy!!
Attached is a picture of her, I hope you consider helping us out.
Yours truly, An user in need
Noah Harris
I didn't even get to make my comment about this thread not being autistic. Redo. Purge and start anew.
Robert Allen
fuck it. country boys make do
Aaron Johnson
>Slut Morrigan >Schoolgirl Noel Vermillion >Speedy Yamcha >Biker Ragna the Bloodedge >Sweets Android 21 >Milf Mai Shiranui >Buttslut Amane Nishiki >Launcher projectile spammer >Hunter Goku >Skate Yun >Hoodrat Balrog >Poser Johnny Cage >Autism Blanka >Chad Maxima (King of Fighters) >Lemonade Kokonoe >Stacy Taokaka >Hip-hop Laura Matsuda
Hunter Mitchell
Be careful of what you wish for...
Jaxson Nelson
>hfw she sees your dick
Eli Morris
>Buttslut not Bridget So close. Also Nu-13/Lambda-11 for Launcher
Andrew Taylor
All threads are autistic. We're all autists here.
Grayson Ward
>buttslut >not Bridget >Chad >Not Potemkin, Hugo, or Zangief. Hell, I'd even settle for my man Big Band
Blake Cruz
...
Blake King
...
Kayden Jackson
Idk if anyone or you remember this program called M.U.G.E.N, basically you can use & create custom fighting characters, stages, game modes and whatnot on street fighter aesthetics & mechanics. Would be perfect for this, if only someone knew how to write script.
Ryan Edwards
>Lemonade=Kokonoe >Stacy=Taokaka >Chad=NOT Tager ???
im sure koko is shoving (her) balls too hard to try to sound as a little girl
Luis Jackson
>drop from profreshional after a losing streak >stuck in overachiever and might derank again i keep losing please help
Gabriel Long
>s+6 because i haven't played zones for a while >back to s+1 Fuck this game and I hope it dies in september.
Caleb Thompson
It's lordo
Oliver Hughes
it's lordo
Nicholas Perry
>lemonade as kokonoe >maximum cute sandals
Hunter White
>Get knocked out of S+ yesterday because people don't know how to push >Go on a tear and get back to S+ after a rough start I should work on TC but it's Blackbelly and Snapper, two awful maps. Guess I'll just die.
Juan Peterson
What weapon were you using? every time it's clam blitz i find myself playing turf war because it's impossible to cooperate. i'm s+2 there though.
Brandon Nelson
Was playing Splat Zones, Haven't pushed out of B- in Clam Blitz simply because I get teams that don't know how to push, and I need to actually git gud with either the toothbrushes or the tentabrella.
Connor Harris
I can help you if you want I dont have a high pro level so the waves should be easy
I have no idea at this point but they sound fat af
Asher Richardson
you will be paying for using Custom SSJ in Ranked
Lincoln Scott
I would use the SSP but holy fuck is its movements so slow.
Also, someone explain to me how this shit works.
Wyatt Cooper
damn mask wearer
Jaxon Thompson
dumb*
Colton Kelly
masks are fresh, and more importantly, keep the woomies from biting each other.
Anthony Sullivan
>keep the woomies from biting each other
Why would they even be trying to in the first place?
Parker Murphy
i like this post
Landon Sanchez
Woomies are kinky lil things
Henry Ward
they're aggressive creatures prone to fits of violent rage
Eli Wright
I always knew you were a pedo cuck
Benjamin Foster
Cute feet!
Logan Jenkins
Lemmy!
Nolan Foster
Hi, Stacy...?
Jace Parker
>>.204407264 I hate it when threads already have an established art/write user. Makes it impossible for anyone new.
Ryder Scott
say that to my face
Blake Bennett
Fuck.
Luis Evans
Correct!
Liam Price
We have like 4 different drawfags, even if Vivi makes the most content it's not like there's no room for anyone else. Same for writefags.
Jacob Morgan
league?
Luis Jackson
who dis
Owen White
Splat zones in an hour?
James Powell
Cute feet!
Adrian Mitchell
decade
maybe
Lucas Brown
You always say that though!
Kevin King
FC: 1381-4717-7413 for anyone who doesn't have me
Oliver Davis
Sure
Michael Martinez
If we can get a fourth, I wouldn't mind a team league.
Gavin Johnson
decdec room where
Ian Cooper
hosted a quad
Jeremiah Ortiz
>orion oh no
Brayden Martinez
3/4
Jeremiah Collins
I can't even fuck your woomy
I only have erections for my noncon waifu tia
Jonathan Edwards
Im comin'
Carson Hill
anyone wants to SR??
Lucas Lee
She just wants you to step on her face.
Brayden Thomas
That's super silly though! Sounds painful too!
Xavier Brown
FUCK GALS FUCK BLASTERS
Jose Reed
REMOVE N-ZAP AND CLANFAGS
Joshua Sanders
After a combined total of well over 2000 hours across both games, those two weapons classes are the only ones I can find any hint of satisfaction in using anymore. How do I fix myself?
Joseph Murphy
Lemmy! We should do a Salmon Run shift then go shopping for stuff!
Elijah Miller
holy fuck
Colton Young
whoever killed that last guy i will marry you
Jayden Sullivan
That was a close game
Ayden Price
What said. There’s nothing stopping you from writing as well mate. In fact there’s more writers than just storyanon
Eli Taylor
kier did
Jacob Cook
nevermind
Grayson Sanchez
hosting a SR room if anyone wants to join
Bentley Green
Clanfags and blasters. These people are truly heretics
Bentley Kelly
SR room 2/4
Camden Ward
Shoe shopping right after! W-we can shower when we get home...
Gavin Nelson
anyone wanna do sz duo/quad?
Julian Sullivan
Another close game gg keir
Chase Kelly
I’m with it. Trying to git gud and all.
Brayden Foster
Haha, sure! Sounds super fun!
Nicholas Hill
...
Cameron Price
SR room 2/4
Leo Turner
Will the paid online service end the 3v4s? I certainly hope so
Cameron Bennett
i'm not actually lemonade's owner if you were expecting to play with her
