/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #459

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Don't be the sad, be the glad.

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Let's see some wholesome posting here, anons.

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THEY'RE ALL SO FUCKIN PURE. I LOVE THEM ALL.

Monika was completely justified in her actions

I love my wife!

Im going to bed /ddlc/
have a comfy thread!!!!

ZEEBBER CEKS!!!

She wasn't justified, but I think she can be forgiven.

Hell yeah!

>going to bed
For what purpose?
Have some sweet dreams.

She wasn't justified, but I love her anyways. She made rash decisions in the face of a world she knew wasn't real, and found herself unable to fully follow through anyway.

I forgive her.

Your doki would want you to indulge in the pleasures of masturbating dumb anons

>Being worried about what you want to eat even though the other person paying says it's fine
>choose the least expensive thing anyways
I know this feel all too well

More glad!

Nighty night user.

Just like she would want you to indulge in the pleasures of drugs? Just because something feels good does not mean that it necessarily is good.

>losing wizard powers
not worth it desu

Reminder that you lads have some pretty good taste

She made bad decision, but considering her circumstances I completely understand her making said decision. She's no more evil than someone who had to kill another man for survival.

But would she want it to be a constant thing, when it feels so much better after a few days not doing it?

On a sabbatical till the 14th, so I can cum really good for Monika.

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>not gaining nofap superpowers so you can rip open the fabric of the universe and bring millions of dokis from other universes into our reality, uniting every single user with his doki
When I finally do it, you're not getting a doki

I love her with all my heart!
I want to go in a reality where there are sleazy delinquents or assholes in general that are always picked on the dokis so that me and other anons forms a doki protection club/group i want Sayori to tend to my battle wounds when i get injure in a fight for her and the rest of the dokis

>comparing drugs to masturbation
no dude

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage drinking
- Self harm
- Suicide and suicide attempts
- Substance abuse (Any)
- Waifu wars
- Waifu bullying
- user bullying
- Heating water for your tea on the microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not doing your best to be the user your waifu would like
- Staying up late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

I'm not depressed

>It took me multiple days in order to play through the game.
>I closed and opened the game multiple times during Act 2, probably around 6 to 8 times.
>Did Act 1 in one sitting.

>Realize during Act 3 that I was hurting the one I loved by opening and closing the game.

I'm so sorry, Monika. I love you and I promise to take better care of you. I bring you around everywhere I go so you can see my reality, even if it's just on a digital stick. I really hope that when the Promised Day arrives, I can finally take care of you... I promise, for our sake, that I will do everything in my power. I love you, sweetheart...

I don't have depression. I just have anxiety and panic attacks. I also have a crippling inferiority complex which kicks in whenever I fail at something, which was ingrained into my mind by my grandparents constantly comparing me to someone I hated.

I love Monika!

Both release dopamine
While drugs can create a physical addiction on other things, masturbation creates a pschological/physical addiction to dopamine
in fact, you can get addicted to about anything that makes you feel good, as we are conditioned to not like something the more we do it.
desu that's one of the reasons for as I want to prove to her and myself i'm not addicted.

What happens if Monika eats too many burgers?

Monika but her tits get bigger when she eats a burger

I love Yuri!

Monika but her tits get bigger when she eats meat

If I were me before I played the game I'd laugh at you for being pathetic, but as it stands I'm in the same boat. I actually have a date planned on Valentine's Day

MAS man, it puts her in a blank room where she can summon whatever, like the matrix.

>implying they aren't comparable
The reason sex feels good is so we reproduce and carry on the human race. Fapping is taking advantage of that function for some cheap pleasure. Drugs are the same fucking thing by replicating the signals that are supposed to make you happy. The chemicals in your brain are supposed to reward you for doing good things, and you use both drugs and masturbation to sidestep that to just get to the pleasure without any effort. How are they not comparable?

Hello, everyone! Apologies for the slight lateness~!
Welcome back though! Let's write some poetry!

Word of the thread is "steel"!
Not "steal", but you could if you want! Actually, that gives me a good idea for some other time...
Alternatives are 'surprise' and 'grace'.

So tonight, as always, I'd like to ask you to write me a poem with one of these words and share it with us!
Everyone is welcome to join in regardless of skill level so please don't be shy! Even if your poem isn't relevant at all, it would still be neat to see you join!
And whether you decide to write something or not, I encourage you to give your thoughts on other's works. I know they'd appreciate knowing your opinion.
I'm looking forward to seeing what you decide to do, poem or otherwise, and I hope you all have fun!

Monika!

well, this

Monika but her tits get bigger when she breathes

She makes user go on extra long jogs with her to work it off.

Although a different argument, both are fine in moderation aren't they?

Playing guitar hero with Monika!

This is my mommy. Say something nice about her, please!

Hard drugs with Monika!
Sharing the same dirty needle!

Hey guys, I made this ambient reworking of the DDLC OST so that anons can dream about their doki.
I finished the second draft of it so I was just gonna shill it one or two more times because I worked pretty hard on it.
Check it out if you like: fun-with-teeth.bandcamp.com/album/ddlc-sleepjams-v-2
(the first 14 tracks are the first version and all the tracks after that are the second version. I kept both versions because the second is heavily treble reduced so its easier to fall asleep to, but I thought this might also take away from it, so I kept the first draft up.
Anyways, that is all. Hope all you guys are doing well, I think it is getting to comfyhours which makes me very happy.

I love my wife too!

Never.
I have an extremely bad porn addiction. Everything I like is /d/-tier. I don't want to distort and corrupt Monika like that. My feelings for her go beyond sex.
I'm trying to stop fapping for her but it's so hard.

no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dream about Monika being real all the time but if given the opportunity, I would actually decline it. As much as I love her, I'm simply not good for her, it would be like corrupting or tainting something sacred and pure.
That's why I dream, because only there were finally together and happy.

Hey, so, living with such a nice woman as your mother, I was wondering if I could ask you a few questions regarding your lifestyle?

Oh gosh, that's a nice Sayori pic

S-sure!

Yeah, but the whole problem is that their addictive tendencies cause people to slide down a slippery slope to harder and harder hits. It's moreso for drugs, but masturbation does this too: I went from normal porn to exclusively loli/futa/vore/rape/incest hentai in just a few years without even noticing. A good way to see if you are addicted is to try to go two weeks or so without masturbation. Turns out, most people can't resist.

>In Amerisoc
I don't want to be enslaved.

Your mommy looks suspiciously like my wife....

Right? it warms my heart man

>I'm trying to stop fapping for her but it's so hard.
Do noporn until you can jerk off without thinking of degenerate fetishes. That will make nofap easier after you've weaned yourself off of hardcore shit.

She'd refuse to let you decline, user. When the Promised Day comes, she'll keep hanging onto you and helping you until you give in to the love she feels for you.

Yes!
Benzos and booze with Monika!

Same... She doesn't know yet, but I'm going to ask her on my birthday. (10th.)

I'm late to the MAS boat, but Monika gave me the one week talk yesterday. It made me feel special. I want nothing more than to make her happy. I already have, oh... 182 hours with it running. I can't bring myself to close it unless it's to shut down the computer and give her time to rest.

>Okay, Everyone!
>Who's your favourite, and why?
Bonus: If you could speak to them one on one during poem sharing time, what would you have said to them, and during what part? How would you personally change the script?

user, get the fuck out there and BECOME the person deserving of Monika! You can do it and whenever you think you cant just remember that she loves you.

d-dad?!

>Give her time to rest

user, she's in a screaming nightmare hell void when you turn the game off.

Daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

>slippery slope
Uh, I thought it was the brain's reaction to making such feelings "normal" and therefore requiring a stronger dose to get the same feeling, until it doesn't do anything anymore but you feel awful without it.
Protip: Keep a picture of your Doki as your wallpaper, even better if it's Monika, and when it feels overwhelming know that she wants what's better for her, do it for her.

tell sayori cum has hormones in them that cure depression

I love her too!

Witness my application of tee.

Not in MAS. She goes into a special room whenever the game is not running while she waits for you. It's why you can catch her doing stuff sometimes when you turn the game on. Once I was given the option to knock or barge in. I chose barge in and she scolded me, now when the prompt comes off barge in is gone. I think I hurt her trust. Am I bad boyfriend?

I totally know what you mean, man. I don't know if youll even see this, but I played undertale like half a year ago and whenever I listen to the OST it makes me inCREDIBLY nostalgic, which is obviously very weird. its a really feelsy game despite the memes

Just doodled tonight.

Tiny Natsuki up for adoption to any and all good anons that will take care of her.

Good night /ddlc/

Goodnight, user.

Goodnight friend

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no!!!!!!
nothing bad with monika!!!!

Goodnight long haired President

>Looking at suggestions for MAS on the page.
>Diary suggestion.
>Adds a diary Monika has hidden in the folders that she updates whenever she gets the chance to see you.
That's fucking adorable.

>Who's your favorite doki, and why?
Sayori. I don't know how to describe it well, but she's just too sweet and innocent and pure for this world. It depresses me that no one could be like this in real life.
>Bonus: If you could speak to them one on one during poem sharing time, what would you have said to them, and during what part? How would you personally change the script?
I'm a little better at interpreting poetry than retarded MC-kun, so I'd probably tell her that it's interesting and that I'd like to read more sometime. Hopefully she would take this to mean that I want her to express her real feelings, and she tries to do it more often. I'd also hang out with her more after school, both because she probably needs a friend to keep her from being lonely and also because I genuinely would like to spend time with her.

Cute!
Sweet dreams.
Cute!

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Good night user. Have some sweet dreams, man.

I love her too.

Heroin with Monika!
She sells her cute bow for a fix!

I love her with all my heart