/pdg/ Raid WW2, Payday:The Heist and Payday 2 General

Good job, onii-chan!!! edition

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>Extremely Artistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Workshop Manual
overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=796195988

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Steam group (cocksuckers allowed)
steamcommunity.com/groups/Itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Latest Updates Here:
steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Mods and Lua:
pastebin.com/tygApnyc

>Weapon Skin Previews
pd2stash.com/

>Eternal Daily Dose
fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb

ded hour

Tsundere

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>10

Give me a meta build.

anarchist shootguns

>mfw the modding community is more focused on making reskins of special units instead of making the anime heisters of our dreams.

what a shame

I still remember all our effort in doing pdg-tan fit into with #myheister stuff

Update this week?

Update never

Soon(tm). Devs will give us food, water and new bugs to yell about.

AK/AMR + Grenade Launcher + Berserker + Kingpin or Stoic

I bet they won't even remove silent shitter.

Contractor sniper + Broncock with 33 concealment. Pack everything with fully loaded aced and low blow basic and you should be gucci.

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Shit never gets old

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haha lol upvoted xd

YIPPEEKAYAY MOTHERFUCKERS

Update when? also raid update when?

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>Fucking bitch-ass drill is stuck
>I'll blow you to pieces punk
>I said get the fuck down
>Piece of trash cloaker
>I got the Taser fuck
>Want me to break your fucking neck, asshole?
>Fucking found it
>Bitch ass cloaker's history
>A fucking Bulldozer
>Motherfucking Dozer
>Punk-ass cloaker
>Where's that bitch-ass manager?
>Eat this, bitch
>Tie yourself up bitch
>Punk-ass Dozer killed
>Fucking smoke everywhere
>Bitch-ass cloaker
>Bitch-ass cloaker killed
>Hit the fucking dirt
>Motherfucking Taser
>Punk-ass bitches pulling back
>Piece of trash Dozer
>Fuck you, punk Taser
>I'll stitch your fucking throat, motherfucker
>Fuck off, Cloaker fuck
>I'll break your fucking face
>Fuck off punk Dozer
>Fuck off Sniper fuck
>Piece of shit computer
>Lay the fuck still, punk
>Bitch ass Dozer down
>Bitch jumping cocksucker is dead
>Bulldozer, you fucking piece of trash
>Piece of trash Bulldozer
>Drop it, cocksucker
>Drop it, bitch
>Fucking Cloaker fuck
>I got a bitch-ass turret
>Suck my dick Sniper
>Fuck you Sniper bitch
>Fuck your cloaker ass
>Spotted a fucking Shield
>Bitch-ass Taser spotted
>Suck my fucking dick
>Suck my dick Dozer fuck
>Fuck off, punk-ass Taser
>Right-fucking-now
>Tempo, cocksucker
>Let's open this motherfucker up

THIS IS EASY
FUCKING EASY I TELL YA

>Wait, Waitwaitwait... *long sniff* OK! We're good!
>Four leaf fucking Clover, on me mate!
>Forgive me father for I have SIIIIIINNEEEED!
>Alright *sniff* this will be awesome..this will be fucking awesome!
>snort* For fuck sake keep the civilians down guys
>This is war, this is fucking war!
>Boys and girls, lets fuck shit up!"

All the Jimmies they could have picked and it had to be the annoying cokehead

f2p when, its literally their only option right now

>tfw we will never get that jimmy in gayday jew
life is pain

STAAAAYYYYYY AWAY FROM THE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

>65k crime spree
>reroll heists about 20 times
>one reroll costs 2k coincs
>no worries I have 2 million
>again reroll without looking
>one reroll costs 90k coins now
>20k coins left

Damn