/fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General

DON'T BAP.

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White Day is coming and bringing all of the cute boys.

Are the gacha CEs any good outside the event? What about the shop CEs?

So who else is keeping track of the UMUs in Last Encore?

It's happening to normal Jannu. It's OK.

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It's ok. She's poka-ing, not bapping.

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>[ ] is considered to be the equivalent of an immature buddha in terms of power and mentality
>has the power equivalent to that of a wish granting device (holy grail / miyu's bloodline / other rituals etc), making all of her parameters meaningless because they would exceed EX if she tapped into a small bit of it

>She's one of the weakest servants in the game
>Even before Merlin she was bottom of the barrel
BRAVO DW

>KnK happening literally tomorrow
It all passed by so quickly

Fucking DW I was enjoying the doomposting

The Saint

>+500
T-thanks

jack every thread until she has her banana buddy

>all the shitposters are in onii-chans room

Don't worry, there's a week between KnK and America.
We doomposters can't pretend America was cancelled, but we can pretend it was delayed like Okeanos was. That's probably the angle we should take in a couple weeks.

>very bottom not part of the original
>not translated
no.

UUUMMM what the eff is this exactly supposed to mean, Shikibros?

God, yes. At least I can roll for Astolfo on Vlad day to get a shot at NP2 Vlad which is nice. Ko-Gil at NP5 is guaranteed with how much I'm rolling so that's nice too, he's so damn cute. I'm just meh towards not-shirou however, I guess I'll take it if he wants to show up.

would you adopt sakura as your little sister if you could /alter/?

Romulus thread today for sure, bros.

Shit... couldn't help myself.

no bapping right?

OH NO NO NO DON'T LET THE [ ] CHADS SEE THIS

I don't understand

Implying everyone won't be too busy rolling for Astolfo to notice the doomposting

give me a translation then fucboi

Monte Cristo must happen in between, if it's following JP. Otherwise notMercedes is wasted because everyone will already know it is Nightingale.

You mean there's a week between KnK and Edgemond's event and another week after that until America

Pay up.

Reminder that Jannu is afraid of yogurt

>at least 3 weeks
Fuck

Who is the servant you fap the most?

>tfw want to roll for astolfo
not gae but I really want him

Having literally nothing as your origin is the most overpowered thing imaginable. More overpowered than your origin and alignment being in complete sync like it is for Shirou.
The grail is essentially an enormous collection of mana which is tapped into by the holy grail ritual.
Similar to how Miyu's family in Prisma is a genetic line which harbors an enormous collection of mana that dissipates with age
The moon cell is another case of near limitless mana in a concentrated source.

Similarly, the manifestation of [ ] is another enormous collection of mana equivalent to that seen in the holy grail.
She just does nothing with it.

Definitive list of alter celebs:

Albert
EternalEnvy
Suzuha
Ian
TheSignPainter
MeteorD
NotAWhale
Touhousniper98 (Dude literally name drops alter in youtube videos)
Ikemeru

Am I missing anyone?

I'm hoping to roll both Astolfo and Ko-Gil, all that cute needs to be in my Chaldea.

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lying to yourself isnt healthy user

Three way split between Kiyohime, Jannu Alter, and Saber Alter.

Glad I didn't make the blacklist

Sorry MeteorD, you're getting kicked out of my friendlist

Drunkposter.

Envy isn't really celebrity status, we just like to laugh at his retardation occasionally.

>ian
>Still hasn't removed his valentine CEs
bros....

>NotAWhale
Yeah no.
Guy's a pure redditor.

>spamming e-celeb shit
Stop that.

Titty monk.

When does she get pants

How does she feel about milk?

Nobody takes the ~**Not A Whale**~ posts here seriously right?

Who?

She likes milk cause it isn't slimy

>he even baffles people in other games

ye

Sorry to break it to you but liking Astolfo as a male is 100% gay. It doesn't mean you're 100% gay however. Also, he's a 4*, not that hard to get if you have some quartz saved up and get slightly lucky.

It's refreshing having the servants I want be 3* and 4* for a change, it feels like I actually have a chance.

Will a freshly rerolled account be able to obtain shiki? How about NP5?

why does /alter/ assume that any user who unironically likes a male servant is either gay or fujo? Is liking male servants that inconceivable in this kuso waifu game?

yes, you gayboi

Have you considered user that it could be a meme

Dumb Veeky Forums crossposter

Astolfo is extra gay though, stop moving the goalposts.

I play this game in public a lot and naturally keep Jack at 1st art. These bond level popups have nearly caused me a heart attack like 3 times already, and I always forget about it.

whenever you decide to buy her some you cheapskate

The only acceptable males you can grail without being called gay are Emiya, Gil, Cu, Deon, and Astolfo.

snek(s)

Grats! I should do mine too

Karna

Anyone that has her at lvl 100 gives her no pants

Honestly rolling a for a specific 4* can be just as bad as rolling for a 5*, since they usually share the rate up with another 4*. Im just banking on the 4* ticket in a year and half.

Mash, Jeanne Alter, Okita. in that order.

>tfw actually gay and those are all my grail targets

If it makes you feel any better, people think you're a pedo anyway for playing a video game with anime lolis.

What about Rama and Enkidu?

Based mods

Bros is /alter/ even trying?

Astolfo, Titoria Alter, and Kyouhime. In that order.

Most of my friends and family are in that "half-weeb" zone though where watching anime is ok and normal but anything sexual in anime is still completely unacceptable

This is me for Orion bond leveling

How do I resist rolling for Jeanne alter?

Enkidu doesn't have a gender, so not gay even with the male pronouns.

Rama is definitely gay, you're literally fucking a girl's husband.

Astolfo is the gayest servant, be real here.

Giving a male character Miyuki Sawashiro as the voice is simply not fair.

I've never seen anyone here assume that anyone who likes a male servant is inherently gay, if it isn't specified I'm pretty sure everyone assumes it's not "liking" in a gay way.

That of course isn't valid for Astolfo, but I've also never seen anyone say they like him in a not-gay way

why would you roll for bland edgy tsundere trash

Watching KnK and got to Paradox Paradigm here.
Should I just skip it? I've heard this is the worst one or something. Seems like it's 2 hours long where most are 1.

Carmilla
I find her pale skin and the soft black fabric of her bra cups really arousing

Erik, Jekyll, Hans, Astolfo and Billy.
I do enjoy lewds of Fran and Umu, but don't really fap to them.

Why resist? If you like her you might as well. The only opinion who matters is your own. Who gives a shit if she causes people here to scream buzzwords?

The power is tempting + nice artwork.

If not bait: it's a fucking masterpiece and the best one

If bait: I don't care, I'll respond anyway in the 1% chance it's not bait and I can save someone from skipping one of the best anime movies ever

It's a meme you dip.

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