/pdg/ Raid WW2, Payday:The Heist and Payday 2 General

Sniper changes fucking when edition

Previous Goat simulator DW heist failed by leaving players: >Extremely Artistic Guide on the Mechanics of PAYDAY 2:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=267214370

>Workshop Manual
overkillsoftware.com/workshopmanual/

>Upcoming Payday 2 Tournaments:
overkillsoftware.com/payday2-tournament/

>Skill/Weapon Stat Calculator:
pd2weapons.com/

>Breakpoint calculator
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ucnX2Hm4QlkyKiQkSJzdC_PS9Pc8dBJt3cxYyI3Pkgk/

>Old Skilltree Guide:
i.imgur.com/nUXjB3J.png

>Perk Deck Guide (slightly out of date):
i.imgur.com/hFYr1Io.jpg

>Stat Ranking and Breakpoints:
steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=796195988

>Weapon/Armor/Damage/Pickup Spreadsheets (not up to date):
pastebin.com/dSyuTzdt

>Weapon Skin Checklist (totally up to date):
pastebin.com/jivyLi3A

>Big Oil Engine Calculators:
payday2skills.ru/bigoil.html
albertkung.com/bigoil/

>PAYDAY Wiki:
payday.wikia.com/wiki/PAYDAY_2

>Steam group (cocksuckers allowed)
steamcommunity.com/groups/Itfeelslikesomethingsintheair

>Latest Updates Here:
steamcommunity.com/app/218620

>Mods and Lua:
pastebin.com/tygApnyc

>Weapon Skin Previews
pd2stash.com/

>Eternal Daily Dose
fuldans.se/?v=bawawkvbhb

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steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/31/1700542332320176846/
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why are we still here

for codes

Needs more cat

First for ded thread, ded beta Dreams and ded jules's brain

This thread is dead because you fuckos don't praise awooo.

>thread died after like 12 hours

just stay dead you fags

user... please dont let me die this time

Any mods you guys reccomend? I dont mean memehuds or cheat mods. Just regular stuff.

Lobbyinfostats is all you need

Loud sounds for silenced weapons, it's good to switch on and off from time to time

I'm just waiting for this new beta to make stuff more interesting again, cause right now this game is boring shit

>Fucking bitch-ass drill is stuck
>I'll blow you to pieces punk
>I said get the fuck down
>Piece of trash cloaker
>I got the Taser fuck
>Want me to break your fucking neck, asshole?
>Fucking found it
>Bitch ass cloaker's history
>A fucking Bulldozer
>Motherfucking Dozer
>Punk-ass cloaker
>Where's that bitch-ass manager?
>Eat this, bitch
>Tie yourself up bitch
>Punk-ass Dozer killed
>Fucking smoke everywhere
>Bitch-ass cloaker
>Bitch-ass cloaker killed
>Hit the fucking dirt
>Motherfucking Taser
>Punk-ass bitches pulling back
>Piece of trash Dozer
>Fuck you, punk Taser
>I'll stitch your fucking throat, motherfucker
>Fuck off, Cloaker fuck
>I'll break your fucking face
>Fuck off punk Dozer
>Fuck off Sniper fuck
>Piece of shit computer
>Lay the fuck still, punk
>Bitch ass Dozer down
>Bitch jumping cocksucker is dead
>Bulldozer, you fucking piece of trash
>Piece of trash Bulldozer
>Drop it, cocksucker
>Drop it, bitch
>Fucking Cloaker fuck
>I got a bitch-ass turret
>Suck my dick Sniper
>Fuck you Sniper bitch
>Fuck your cloaker ass
>Spotted a fucking Shield
>Bitch-ass Taser spotted
>Suck my fucking dick
>Suck my dick Dozer fuck
>Fuck off, punk-ass Taser
>Right-fucking-now
>Tempo, cocksucker
>Let's open this motherfucker up

Hey did any of you guys notice this thing on the fbi files? Or is it finally my time to become an epic payday 2 youtuber and have overkill give me free shit and cameos?

>using carry stacker
why bother playing

Using it to solo OD achievements. I love it. Played for 2k hours without, now I just want my achievements.

people already solved

>i use the cheat to cheat
what did he mean by this

link

>thread dead at 30 posts
I bet you fags aren't even infamy 1.

All the achievements you cuck

steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/8/558754900070975667/?ctp=321#c1700542332314095969

literally everyone I meet are at 25. And all of them underaged cheaters

>my crime spree is 80k from joining some tryhard with 600k
>friend is infamy 1
>invite friend to level him
>1 heist and he reaches 100
>go to infamy
>again 100
>go to infamy
>repeat this all day

Is this bad?

no it's by design :^)

version of pic related with the standarts of 2018 when ?

armor safes
memespree crashes

sit on my dick cloaker

is that even a bingo if all boxes get a hit every fucking time?

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>"we took the liberty of locating and removing the individual know as "bain"

rip Bain it was fun

What if getting caught was part of his plan?

>locke will be the main contractor in payday 3

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>use pocohud instead
gotcha

>using HUDs
die very much

>implying Bain would die considering how much of a big guy he is.

Raid Update when?

I NEED

soon

>youtube.com/watch?v=vjB86cgNQkg

Happening ?

gedafukup

>Donut shop assault heist
mite b cool

>Hold up cashier at the front counter
>Bulldozers start flooding out of the kitchen

>wallmart heist
>end up with a 400$ maximum payday on One Down difficulty

Totally worthy to use the Simon mask for once.

Do you think they can actualy pull one more year of content to this game?

A _________

ammo bag because suddendly there is a bunch of shitters that don't know how to use DMR anymore

ded

How the fuck are you supposed to do Goat Simulator heist on OD? We played it a few times on DW and it was hard enough.

They don't even do 1 bullet per box. It's not shitters, it's the fact that on OD it takes more than 1 bullet to kill most units. You will run dry if you use DMR only. Even if you use a secondary, you still will struggle with ammo, even if you get all headshots. At least they are going to be DW health values now on OD, but even so, most DMRs do 214, so unless you have Berserker, you still need 2 bullets per Heavy Swat with DW health values. If you include shooting specials, you'll run dry because you still can't refund enough ammo with perfect headshots.

...

by just trying and not acting dumb

soundtrack update when?
also what are some annoying joke mods that I can install on my friends PC

1.never ever
2. search for ainsley in mod workshop

Bain?

where were you when garrett made a deal with this shady organization?

donacdum
youtube.com/watch?v=-LUCmY6Rtsk

>Implying we wont just rush in to capture the member of beyond yesterday after Locke intercepted that email

Desist

Beta when?

I hope they make 95% of the guns not shit anymore.

Beta today.

Or never

>play Rust while running Jokers
>"Drop it, bitch"
>"Hands up, bitch"
>"Cuffs on, bitch"

get a toaster host to carry everybody or just make sure the whole crew is using messiah, feign death and that custody skill. Too many peoples forget how good this mastermind skill is.

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does anyone actually play as duke?

Yes

Not me though

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Joining a go bank Mayhem heist without the pilot asset because i trust in my luck today.

Almir won't get a cut from this heist, i swear.

Since he went out, his desing and perk deck is amazing, isn't just my new main but is also my new husbando

...

Thanks a lot!

just die!

no

i wish i was still in 2014

Gage contracts when?

>peoples refusing to get to V-100.

Is is safe to say their opinion absolutely doesn't matter ?

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>free weekend
>50% off
>on top of cutting the price in half permanently
I feel so bad for the developers.

...

Maybe Raid will finally have a bigger playercount than Oneshot.

...Though probably only for like a week or two tops.

Oh yeah that skill. Totally forgot about it. The potato computer sounds great. No one lets me host because my cops bum rush everyone and we get totally destroyed by a melee onslaught. Everyone whined so hard and declared I could no longer be green. My computer is not even good so I don't know what is up. Why are my cops so aggressive and so quick to shoot and rush into a room?

Well that game got boring fast, really really fast

I do, he actually has lines for everything.

I still play Clover because she looks the most like me.

i assume youre male then

He's my new main.

Girl(male) obviously.

>beta includes FSS
potatofags on suicide watch

AW SHIT

steamcommunity.com/app/218620/discussions/31/1700542332320176846/
None of this makes sense

DMRfags LITERALLY DYING

Jesus why the nerf hit to DMRs so much? In one case the AK damage normally does 30 more than the DMR kit. What's the point then? They didn't nerf LMGs at all. I guess it's fine that LMGs do 85-128 damage and pick up 20-30 rounds per box. Meanwhile DMR kits do 90-100 damage and pick up 0.8 bullets per box. I don't even use DMRs, I use LMGs, but I'd occasionally like to use other guns. This update makes me think why bother?

something something compensating for the base damage buff.

>2018
>still using DMRs

lol

Why use any gun lately? The pick ups on all the guns are such shit. Meanwhile you have grenade launchers and LMGs that fill up full ammo from near empty with like 5 boxes.

>JP36 can finally hit 40 long after it stopped being a relevant breakpoint
it's not fair

>That fuckhuge damage buff to Jacket's piece

Do you know what time it is