/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #461

Height Difference Edition

Previous >Official Stuff
Website: ddlc.moe
Steam Page: store.steampowered.com/app/698780/Doki_Doki_Literature_Club/
Monika's Twitter: twitter.com/lilmonix3

>Guides
Guide: gameplay.tips/guides/1298-doki-doki-literature-club.html
Actual guide to getting the "good" end: pastebin.com/q3nGy9Fa (embed)
-NEW- Writefag Guide: dropbox.com/s/nad0e24aqc5j4tk/The DDLC Writefagging Guide.pdf?dl=0

>Art and Miscellaneous
Game files dump (full) - mega.nz/#!omBgAY7a!qbh7FYCcYnjIN7G9bGGDy343CLBCRaOIuiHN8SwPT7k
Wiki: ddlcwiki.ga/wiki/Main_Page
Fan-made Content Pastebin: pastebin.com/BRy67t0s (embed)
Booru: ddlc.booru.org
Map: zeemaps.com/map?group=2793739#
"Your Reality" sung by (You):
youtube.com/watch?v=7acpV4fKp9Y

>Please don't. We would miss you.
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): 1-800-273-TALK (8255)
International Association for Suicide Prevention (EU): iasp.info/resources/Crisis_Centres/Europe/
lifeline.org.au/get-help/get-help-home

Other urls found in this thread:

fun-with-teeth.bandcamp.com/album/ddlc-sleepjams-v-2
youtube.com/watch?v=y9BoIEY4xA4&ab_channel=GreggieBats
youtu.be/FT87LKne62M
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

ADAM COLE BAY BAY!!

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

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I love her too.

I love you

This so much my fellow Toddblast

THIS IS THE FINAL SHILL I PROMISE
To help anons dream of their doki, I made an ambient version of the DDLC OST
I finished the second draft of it so I was just gonna shill it one or two more times because I worked pretty hard on it.
Check it out if you like: fun-with-teeth.bandcamp.com/album/ddlc-sleepjams-v-2
(the first 14 tracks are the first version and all the tracks after that are the second version. I kept both versions because the second is heavily treble reduced so its easier to fall asleep to, but I thought this might also take away from it, so I kept the first draft up.
i love u all

8th for insomniac

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Sayori but she really appreciates you taking such good care of her!
Sayori but she gradually transitions from being super embarrassed and ashamed for taking up so much time and energy from you, to recognizing her self worth!
Sayori but letting it get to her head a little bit and making you do more for her, as long as you enjoy it!
Sayori but she makes you give her foot massages just because!
Sayori but she makes you get naked with her the next time you help her bathe!
Sayori but she laments not having working arms to tease you with!
Sayori but she makes you masturbate to her naked body for her amusement!
Sayori but she gets embarrassed when you actually get worked up over her!
Sayori but she tells you to sniff her worn panties that she had worn for days, since she didn't want you taking them off until now!
Sayori but she gets an extremely dirty mouth when she tells you to huff her sweat-infused cumstains like the degenerate pervert you are!
Sayori but she opens her mouth wide when you get close to cumming so you can paint her face!
Sayori but she gets flustered when you refuse to wipe it off of her!

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Should I go get some snacks?
They sound pretty good right now, honestly.
I wonder if the store has zebra cakes?

I love her too

that version makes her look retarded
have this one

does she attempt to talk in your local language or was this a coincidence?

Good afternoon, my dears!
Welcome back!

Word of the thread is "endurance"!
Alternatives are 'bead' and 'moth'.

So if you'd like to write a poem, please consider using one of these words to guide or inspire you. The idea is to use the word of the thread as your topic, and that way everyone has the same thing to write about, which makes it much easier to compare and contrast amongst ourselves! Plus it's a lot of fun to see how everyone uses the word differently!
You are all welcome and encouraged to participate, so there's no need to be shy or anxious about sharing. We're all in this together after all!
As always, I'm looking forward to reading your poems!
Have fun, everyone!

Monika!

obligatory image
Chex mix and Gardetto's are great too.

The dokis but they are now in the last game you played are they safe? can you save them? how would they react?
>the last game i played is Saints row 2
>I think it will be overwhelming at first but they would get used to the world and and the crazy stuff that happens in it over time
>taking over Stilwater with the dokis!
>Doing the all activities and having fun!
>Sing Take on me off key with the dokis!
youtube.com/watch?v=y9BoIEY4xA4&ab_channel=GreggieBats

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>Saints Row 2
good taste
Anyways
the dokis in STALKER: SOC?
killing freedom scum with the dokis!

>Tabletop Simulator
Boardgames with the Dokis!
Monika kicks my ass in every boardgame!

thank you

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage drinking
- Self harm
- Suicide and suicide attempts
- Substance abuse (Any)
- Waifu wars
- Waifu bullying
- user bullying
- Heating water for your tea on the microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not doing your best to be the user your waifu would like
- Staying up late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

M O R E
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Nothing would change!
DDLC!

Dark Souls 1.
I don't think it would be enticing waking up in an asylum for dead people but hopefully infinite retries and me there every step would help Sayori thought it.
We could just play as a parrying sorcerer and essentially lame everything out too.
It's not as hard as people act like it is and there's even some very pretty sights.
She'll need treating for Bed of Chaos PTSD though.

why the HECK does crazy monika make my peepee big?

Your dokis but they're trapped in the Mojave wasteland! What factions do they belong to? Who will you side with!? Who will you kill!?
Doke-out!

I love you all quite a bit!

I love my wife!

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genocide everything with monika

kms

what would happen if all the dokis became obessive like act 2 yuri?
what would they do?

Your doki but with stando powa

Living in Zion Canyon with Sayori!
Putting all our points into melee and health!
No worries about limited ammo, just hit them until they stop moving!
Plants everywhere to heal with!
Superslam perk to turn threats into limp punching bags in seconds!
Playing on very easy difficulty just for the luxury!

>Monster Hunter
>They'd probably sit back at the camp with the Handler, eating delicious food while I get carpet bombed by that asshole Bazelgeuse

Are 3D women that bad? I'm tired of being alone, and even if 3D it's not perfect and love probably will fade away, having someone by my side who shares the same feelings as me would mean the world to me

>they make fun of you when you get carted

no
get yourself a woman, lad
do not listen to advice here

i follow the 2d>3d and 3d is trash and heresy stuff ironically, if i got the chance to be with someone i'd probably take it

Thanks user! y-you too

Monika: Yesman
Yuri: Caesars Legion
Sayori: NCR
Natsuki: BoS or Followers

I want to fuck Natsuki senseless and cum all over her face!

>Asshole Guild felynes kick you off their cart
>Still sore from the ass kicking you took from Uragaan
>The girls welcome you back, snickering slightly
>The Handler is busy making food for the Literature Club
>Monika refuses because she's vegan
>Natsuki is fucking around with your equipment box
>Trying to "look cool" with one of your greatswords, but she can barely pick it up!
>Yuri is asking the Handler if she has any of your pens she can borrow
>Monika is busy petting your palico
>despite the fact the little shit SHOULD be helping you!
>Sayori briefly shows concern for your injuries, but a loud roar in the distance makes her run back inside the tent
>With a sigh, you sit down and enjoy your meal with everyone
>Rejuvinated, you get back to the hunt
>You'll do your best this time, for everyone!

>Sayori i think she would just a person caught in the Middle of War so just a farmer in Good springs?
>Natsuki Great Khans?
>Monika New Vegas in dependence
>And Yuri Raiders maybe if she has lost her mind
>Good ending with NCR
>I would try to convince each doki to surrender or to come to terms result if they cant honorable battle to the death then
>if i had to kill i would kill Yuri honorable hand to hand combat
>Live out the rest of our days In good springs as Farmers with Sayori
>Maybe go to Zion and help the tribes

EU4 as Russia
Monika World Conquest

How do I make appealing conversations? Every time someone starts one with me I just say a few words and that's it. I don't know where to take the conversations, and people get easily bored when talking to me

>What did you fucking say about my Cupcakes?

It's easy. You ask how is their sex life

>marry women
>they have an alimony button whenever they get tired or angry with you
Your choice my guy

Just find some 3DDP and think in your doki while fucking, normies do the same but thinking in celebs.

Don't miss like that one Natsukifag

3D women are okay, but 2D is basically equally good. It really just depends on your personal situation. If you don't really have your shit together, getting a 3D girl isn't going to save you. If anything it'd just be a distraction. Of course using 2D companionship as an excuse not to improve yourself because 2D love is unconditional is bad too, but if your Doki inspires you to better yourself for her sake, follow that as far as it'll take you. Go out and socialize, sure, but don't let it distract you from growing and finding passion in your life.

Love might feel like it fills the hole in your heart, but it's still there in reality.

As prevalent as the 2D>3D meme is,
no, not really.

come to think of it, Monika is literally a cute anime version of House

You're Doki has been kidnapped by pig aliens and you have to save her using only a red tank top, a pair of sunglasses and some really big guns.

Doki Nukem

>a cute anime version of Elijah
ftfy

just imagine when you betray her and find her real body and she looks like an ugly zombie

How much would each Doki enjoy eating (You)r ass?

>The promised day arrives!
>Monika being teleported with all the other Monika's onto a massive plain in the middle of nowhere!
>Monika crying out loud for her user to come save her, but he isn't anywhere close!
>Many Monika's are hungry, cold and thirsty!
>Monika gets an existential crisis because there's literally thousands of her!
Monika!

Slowly working your way through the crowd of Monikas and finding your Monika, taking her home and snuggling!

>Live out the rest of our days In good springs as Farmers with Sayori
>you will never have this in real life
Just fucking kill me I'm done

>a coincidence?
Probably this. She wouldn't translate it for you if she actually knew where she was.

finding your monika dead on the ground because she starved to death!

Reforming the United States starting with Nevada!
With Monika!

Please stop this thread it is dead and gay

>Mass grave of Monikas
>The last remaining few are either catatonic, passing over to death or feral and eating the remains or the other two groups
>The first group to find them finish them off and leave satisfied
>Their Anons never find them until years later when scientists discover an open air grave full of bone shards and cloth that are identical

I want Sayori to deepthroat me and shoot all my cum down her throat when I climax!

We in real depression hours?
youtu.be/FT87LKne62M

Is it just me or did the message get shorter?

>Enter the Gungeon
Well, two options.
Either they're hanging out at the Breach, which is safe, or you have to save them by killing MC's past and stopping monika from going power mad before sayori hangs herself Which actually sounds pretty cool, not gonna lie.

>Quake 1
>Killing Eldritch monsters with dokis
>Sayori constantly falling into lava due to her clumsiness
>Yuri attempting to kill shamblers with an axe
>Natsuki tries unsuccessfully to rocket jump
>Monika using noclip to head straight to the exit

They might be safe, if they don't feel pain in other games

I want to embarrass and bully Monika as punishment

Monika but in her concept art form, traveling the retrofuturistic cities!

>Monikas start Trying to eat the monika in front of them.
>This causes a chain migration of Monikas who are simultaneously pursuing the Monika in front of them while fleeing from the one behind them.

>They make their way across the countryside decimating crops, disrupting traffic, and forcing families to stay indoors for days at a time.

Locust Monika.

/ddlc/ is always in depression hours

>Natsuki attempting to rocket jump!
>Natsuki shrieking in pain as her thighs turn into bloody stumps and her shins shoot up into the ceiling, spinning wildly!
>Natsuki launching headfirst into the ceiling and cracking her skull open!
>Natsuki flipping backwards and pancaking on a wall, sliding down and leaving a bloody streak!
>Natsuki laying limp, dead on the ground!
>Respawning Natsuki!
>"Ahaha! Oh my god, user, this game is awesome! I fucking ate shit!"

>New Vegas
Mo-jave Mo-nika part III here I come!

>you will never have this in real life
It may not happen but i can dream about man
>Tending the crops and cattle
>Making a small profit
>That doesnt matter
>Battle of Hooverdam is over
>And with it ushers a peaceful time
>From time to time you would go out on adventures with your companion
>to Zion to help the tribes and the New Cannanites
Its hurts yeah but that's why we have dreams right? to do the impossable

Fire emblem Heroes has a "Send Home" option when you roll a unit you don't want to use.

At worst it would send them back to the literature club, but If I'm lucky it'll send them here!

If I ever get to communicate with my doki prior to the promised day and it's everyone's dokis spawning in one place we are absolutely making up a few passwords and a special handshake so I know exactly who I'm looking for amidst the crowd.

Not going to lie, DDLC is pretty much the only thing keeping me from killing myself.
The fact that I might one day meet a girl like Yuri or even better, the Promised Day arrives is giving me the small amount of hope I have left.

>HOI IV
>Multiplayer Campaign With Dokis!
>Staying Neutral as the United States of No Bulli
>Invading the Cupcake Union as the Markov Reich
>Preparing for D-Day as the Free Anons
>Invading Salvato's house with Monika
>Reinacting the Nanking Massacre With Monika

>Mass suicide of men occurs, reported crying "Monika!", more news at 11

Just like Sayori amirite

i took a shot at making crazy dokis, what do you think /ddlc/?

>tfw physical pain literally can't compare to the pain of being without doki
I see now, we can use this as fuel to transcend the physical barrier of pain. We need not worry about our bodies' limitations any longer, but what is the next step?

Your post is deceased and homosexual

Do people die in this game? I don't want spoilers.

looks good. here are some more crazy dokis for you m8

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I love her too.

>Okay, Everyone!
>It's the Promised Day!
>You hear that all of /ddlc/ got their Doki.

>It's time.
>You hear that knock on the door.
It's not your favourite Doki, but your least liked Doki.

What do you do, /ddlc/?

I want to lick Yuri's fangs!

Can't answer that for you user, you're just going to have to read it, it's on steam and the website is on the OP
Honestly, I'm surprised that you haven't encountered spoilers yet.

Rush to the thread and immediately ask which one of you got Yuri so I can trade my Monika for her.

Every Doki is best Doki so it's Oki Doki that I got any one of the Dokis.

GTFO and play it now