/lolg/ - League of Legends General

>quest is playing and winning with a noxus champion
>main Darius
>Darius isn't in a good spot right now

Its a mixed kinda feel

The Zed one was alright too. I honestly think MFs was weak.

>losing enemy duo Q calls everyone on my team trash
What did they mean by this?

Kill all Janna/soraka mains

I will respect my support by caressing her thighs!
I will protect my support by kissing her shoulders!

>hit lvl 60
>no lvl 60 emote on my glorious champ box

uuuhhhh lolbabbs?

Anyone down to share Taliyah fan art? I love this champion and would love to save some artwork.

I want to mating press Kled's yordle boipussy!

>queue ranked
>Everyone's playing their best champions
>Someone dodges
>Take next queue
>Get autofilled support with a team that wants to play their coinflip champions
Not playing your games today, Riot

delete fiora

>completely missed the game where there was a top Jax
literally #1 team vs #10

fucking vitality vs uol

Bramble Vest

> nerf Gnar
> give him like five compensation buffs at the same time

I don't get it

>not dodging duos

Sona is most breedable waifu.

Reminder all supports are cum sluts for my big cock

someone please post thisteitch.jpg please, I need it for future reference

>focuses on midriffs
>also does midriffs on men
>doesn't use nu-urgot splash

You're putting me in a weird spot friendo.

Bully/10

Whoa! I can see whos a duo on the enemy team in champ select?
Sweet, How do i do it?

T-Thanks! I love engaging and setting tower ives for all of you anons!

>que up for ranked
>toplane says hes auto filled
>tell him to just pick a tank, he doesnt need to win lane just not feed
>picks nasus
>feeds 0/4/0 in 10minutes
>spam pings me like it was my fault

>tfw no qt petite gf to sit on my face

@204490164

Kill yourself.

>the shadow isles are this horrible place of undead torment
>a lot of the champions from the shadow isles are actually pretty spooky and badass, like yorick or thresh, they fit the theme pretty well
>mordekaiser is supposed to be the penultimate baddie from the shadow isles, the most evil and malevolent of them all
>he’s a scooby doo villian
i just hope they fix that

>the lane i play
>the champion i pick
>whether i play aggressive or passive
Nothing fucking matters because the apes always feed.
EIGHT GAMES IN A ROW

I hope you like my next creation

R-Rate me!!

>Syndra will never fall asleep laying on top of you with her back on your chest

fucking cabochard and gilius vs guy from challenger series and dude who got relegated once already are a proof that jax is good

lmao

Keep the cool grinder from W and throw out literally everything else

Whats your win rate? Can't be lower than me at 30%

No you!
O-okay!
Noo!!

>gets freedom
>creates zoe

Just throw him back in his cage

>everyone in their lanes go 0/0/0 besides my lane
>carry the game
>All lanes feed
>lose
>all lanes dont feed and go 3/0
>still carry
Literally if you play with me just dont fucking feed your lane thats it

>tfw no qt petite girlfriend to cuddlefug to sleep

Agreed

How do you want your season 8?

>be based nunu jungle
>start at enemy shyvanas blue and get it before her bot lane reacts
>run to my blue
>she is trying to steal it
>eat it and chase her off
>thank her in /all chat for the leash
>she then goes on to spend the rest of game trying and failing to counter jungle me

I know /all chat is a meme but i love being given the chance to tilt someone

Hello my brother

>the giant stopwatch imposed on everything
Top kek

Where is Senator Memestrong? Havent seen him in a while

P: Each abilities lodges a metallic shard inside an enemy unit. Each enemy can hold an unlimited amount. When Morde ults, the shards rips out and deal damage based on the numbers lodged. 20 lodged executes when under 40 % health. Otherwishe, they deal a base damage x

Q: MorrowStar. Morde empowers his morningstar, Hitting a targeted enemy twice. Morde Loses attack speed during the activation. The first hit cripples the enemy champion and the second Stuns. Around 2 seconds level 1 before morde hits a second time. Each hit lodges 2 metal shard.

W: Master of Metal: Morde Rips out a piece of his armor and throw it at an enemy in a line. cost hp. Effects depends on how much hp you have. Can Pick it up again for healing. If enemy step on it extra damage, slow and shard

E. Consolidate defense: Morde Closes off Opening in his armor, granting him 50% damage resistance. After a while, Metallic shards explodes for hp damage to morde and enemies. Can pierce 2 target and leave shards based n how close

Ult. Call Metal: Morde calls all the metal fragments he left in enemies for high damage. It hits globally, Every enemy unit and neutral creep. Damage scales on how many shards enemy have in them. Everyone has one at all time, so they receive a little damage even if morde has not interacted with them

I'd probably caress her hair while she is falling asleep, and then watch her sleeping while falling asleep myself. This hits me right there user, sadness.

He's probably tilted so hard he ended up on the moon or something

Not all only most

They are shifting his strengths elsewhere, making his weakness window less clear but more consistent

FIX TOP LANE

Good

Good

Very good

Pussy ass fotm furry cock sucker

How the heck do I play Nidalee?

Is he right?

I think you like animal schlongs

Comfy GFs!

>2 dashes on basic abilities
>ungankable+basically unkillable if he isn't retarded
>guaranteed kills/flashes once level 6 with just a revolver
Heh

I'm a manly man who makes sweet love to my ADC girl friend

>Oh boy, only gotta dust one more skin shard and I can unlock pulsefire caitlyn!
>open a crate
>it's a fucking volibear shard
jesus christ.

You want to take his virginity don't you?

Fizz is CUTE!

get a ryze mid or maokai top and get em with the root spear combo

But which one is comfier for my dick?

>play support, mainly leona
>get adc kills
>goes retard
>tries to 1v2 without me
>focuses wrong players
>team can't do anything even when I land ults

>play adc
>get kills
>meanwhile our top and mid is feeding hard af
>I get one shot by enemy carries no matter what I do
>make one small mistake and they all blame me even though I'm like 7-3 and they are 1-6

why do I even bother

NO.

m7 nunu is what I strive for

>revolver

stop talking

>There's absolutely nothing to be gained from talking to you
>Continues to do so anyway
:^)

>guaranteed kills/flashes once level 6 with just a revolver
yeah about that, league of stopwatch has pretty much made fizz irrelevant unfortunately :(

But user, he's a yordle now.
Yordles are filthy sluts, none of them are virgins.

>doing some sex
>giving it your all
>she doesn't shout your name
>lose it

Illaoi is strong but she has 0 escape.
Dont die to her and just fucking farm, if you fight her then yes its not winnable.
Ask for ganks and dont just pile in on her but make her waste her ult and walk away from the tentacles, you have all the time in the world to finish her off.

Because you like the anger and pain

>Pick a duelist into illaoi
>lose

What do these people expect?

Oh you're right!
Because his ultimate has such a high cooldown!

oh wowee another video of hashinshin raging in all chat about some champion and how his enlightened atheist reddit brain has given him a perspective only he is privvy to and through that lens the champion is super broken

i wish he’d take his own advice and kill himself

>team has a team of two tanks with heavy CC, mid laner with CC, an assassin jgler and long range adc
>my team picks all squishy ccless champions
One thing is to end games early with high damage champions, another is to not have the fucking means to even CATCH the enemy team. Watching people just walk away when we engage makes me want to run it down mid it really does. Why do people make games harder than they need to be? One fucking stun or snare, just one or something to frontline.. Why are we playing monkey see monkey do because you want to play fucking sona and miss your ONLY stun and fucking die after two seconds?? What's worse is that every fucking sona main builds a fucking LICHBANE.

I can't wait to finish my fucking promos. Climbing only get easier when people get less retarded.

They expect that auto-attacking champions with gap closers to win everything effortlessly and when a champion comes and shit on them they get really mad

>tfw ADC has the best girls (and boys) but playing that role is aids

I WANT TO FUCK KOG

>adc has a girls name
>asks if jinx is good
>locks in jinx
>asks for jinx's rune page

totally worth the 30 minutes i have to wait to get back into queue

How do you fix him

Copy the design from SMITE

>just now realized that Beatrice is whispering things on Swain's ear in the login screen

Can someone tell me why we still ahve no voicechat?
When im mid and my opponent goes towards bot I ping them and tell them to go back like mad and they fucking ignore me and get smoked.
And no I wont follow if my champ has a worse early and I know we will all 3 die.
If we had voicechat I could address them directly and ask them for confimartion if they heard me, instead we have these pings that get spammed by mouthbreathers to the point where everyone ignores them.
Why can dota have it but we dont, is Riot too incompetent to include a voicechat?

>Play like shit
>Get carried and win
>Play well
>Can't carry team and lose
explain it lolbabs

I want to kiss Twitch!

been there, i had to support her too

i didnt ask to swap roles because i actually kind of wanted to see how it played out

rework passive into this: if an attack or ability deals more than 5% of a champion's health, restore 15% max mana and 5% max health

LE TOXIN MEME DA INTERNET BULLIES SAID K Y S AND PENETRATED MY HUGBOX

Gnar is already weak in soloQ
Hes mostly juts annoying to play against with the ranged poke which they are nerfing while trying to keep him viable by increasing his damage when he gets into melee with mega form

"hey lil mama lemme whisper in your ear"

This is why
plays.tv/video/575ce222a6b6778148/reality-denial

Funny, I actually thought about making the exact same post when I saw because it reminded me of the fact that both Smite and Dota 2 (The only other two active ASSFAGGOTS games to my knowledge) have ingame voice chat
If Riot's concerned people will use it to trash talk people can always mute their teammates