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[Kara no Kyokai Collaboration Event]
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Period: 2018-02-08~02-22 3:59 UTC
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Rate-ups
Servants: 5* Ryougi Shiki (Saber)
CE: 5* Grand Puppeteer, 5* Mature Gentleman, 4* Vivid Dance of Fists, 4* Mystic Eyes of Distortion, 3* Repeat Magic, 3* Sprinter
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[The Three Knights/The Four Cavalries & EXTRA Rate up Summon (Daily) Period]
2018-02-01 04:00 - 02-08 03:59 UTC
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Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Based lolibro.

iluvmen
iluvmen

From loli to loli
It's fine this time but please don't become another spammer.

StonedTime
StonedTime

tfw your life will never be as full and promising as a certain archer.

hairygrape
hairygrape

I want to eat some mapo tofu.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

FUCK Shitki and FUCK that cuck that buys her ice cream.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Don't worry currently baking a Liz thread for next time

Nojokur
Nojokur

Is this the new Ramen series?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Who /grailingkuroto100/ here?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Are you ready to farm cute water, cute ice cream and cute cats, with shiki wearing a cute kimono and leather jacket, while she cutely kills ghosts, with her cute eyes?

Have i mentioned how cute shiki is?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

nice reddit guide bro

Supergrass
Supergrass

all those kiyo doujins
almost all of them aren't translated

Booteefool
Booteefool

jaguar... quetz...

Methnerd
Methnerd

Ibaraki shouldn't be there she ties her chest.

RavySnake
RavySnake

this shit is unreadable
just kill everything and equip CE's and your golden

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Why does Bryn always look like she needs a bathroom?

JunkTop
JunkTop

I thought we weren't getting Prisma, or has that changed?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Haven't even started watching that series.
Could probably make the dish tomorrow though.

Methshot
Methshot

Me

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

How many hours left guys I have to calculate exactly how much AP I need to be full by the start

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

...

TechHater
TechHater

veekyforums.com/thread/204491620/video-games
So did I. She's stuck at 80 until I get the claws from KnK though.

FastChef
FastChef

docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/1/d/1DZr4lpHw6FEmN7J3J4u-9mAgfx7CUgJVeYPbhsLwm9I/htmlview?usp=sharing&sle=true

try this (not my guide btw)

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

he doesn't know

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

hey do you guys like Bryn?

5mileys
5mileys

1 hour until you should start grinding

SniperWish
SniperWish

That image is so fucking bad.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Is SignPainter literally the worst player in FGO?

Illusionz
Illusionz

the 5 star version of the servant is worse than the 4 star one

What trickery is this

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

When's the first hard fight?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

The King

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Okita a cute!

Lunatick
Lunatick

yes, but only for bully

Spamalot
Spamalot

Nice to see Mash got a redesign
She doesn't look generic anymore and looks even better!

RavySnake
RavySnake

Just don't farm Parking Lot like this Reddit guide says. 802 and 803 have 20AP guaranteed Demons. Lesser Ladies but worth it.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I want to tongue Umu's butthole while she gives me this look.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Hopeman in a few more weeks.

iluvmen
iluvmen

I want to stick my arm up without foreplay or lube and watch her White Umu panties become Red Umu panties.

idontknow
idontknow

more reddit guides

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Shut up. DIE, you're ugly and you're creepy, you're always combing horta's hair and stalking her, you also mistake every male for sigurd, fucking weirdo

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

"..."

DeathDog
DeathDog

Is this the only rate up for shiki?

happy_sad
happy_sad

Bryn finally shut her filthy trap, nice

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

She has another one on new year's then she's gone forever.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Whats wrong with Sakura?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Fuck off and stop spamming your shit.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

quick doesn't just get shafted for card type and Merlin meta, but it also has gotten the worst welfare servants (that tend to be best for arts, good for buster, and shit for quick)
Kintoki rider is the only good welfare quick has gotten, and that's because he's arguably the best quick servant in the game (due to automatic NP5 he's comparable to Jack and Scat NP2 tier)
But seriously when are they going to fix quick? Arts and buster are balanced even though the game slightly leans buster, quick is just dogshit after merlin and break bars.

takes2long
takes2long

I want to eat her hair

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

You will never have this

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

have 4 horseshoes
need 1 more for Lu Bu
All i get are gems and seeds

This is what I get for summoning Bryn.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Best

likme
likme

Someone post THAT nito image The one with her and dumb male master doing spoopy things under her medjeb blanket. I lost it

Snarelure
Snarelure

Quick doesn't have god tier support like Merlin and Tamamo, 2030 and garden of avalon also killed it

SniperGod
SniperGod

He doesn't even have Waver NP1 take a guess

RumChicken
RumChicken

Quick is good l2p
My Jack Scathach Okita team clears hands in less than 10 turns

MPmaster
MPmaster

Farming before the even starts

user, no.

idontknow
idontknow

you have to farm parkinglot or marie to unlock 802 and you need to clear 802 to unlock 803

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Fuck you made me laugh.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

The event has horseshoes.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Never, they gave us neethime and that's all we're gonna get.

TreeEater
TreeEater

How muhc longer for an animation update

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Does Jeanne Alter realize that she has enormous breasts?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

i'm using your guide by the way jackbro. thanks for babbying me

RumChicken
RumChicken

The one with her painting signs?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

what mythological or historical figure would you like to see added in?

My top picks are Imhotep and Harry Houdini. Both are casters, but the funny part is how strongly they're associated with magic and the supernatural when neither claimed such connections in life.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Arts and buster are balanced
Ha ha ha ha.
No. They're just both broken as fuck.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Are you ready for America /fgoalter/?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Wait, did you actually roll for Bryn? Why not get a decent Lancer instead?

w8t4u
w8t4u

ready for what? it's easy as shit and stupid long.

massdebater
massdebater

Kondou Isami so I can run a full shinsengumi team

Techpill
Techpill

this sentance makes no sense

Skullbone
Skullbone

jack every thread until she has her banana buddy

you also HAVE to farm parkinglot as thats the only reliable repunzel spawns and it unlocks 604
np

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

still no good fate rpg game
still no fate with kiyo as your playable servant
might consider making my own fate game if this doesn't happen
Should I do it guys? I can't wait for something like this to happen so I want to do it
what rpg system should I rip off and slap fate stuff in it?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

sexual harassment
Die.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

U M U
M
U

TechHater
TechHater

Lost Belt 2 Götterdämmerung in 8 months

girlDog
girlDog

The problem with quick is directly tied to it's cardtype.
The stargen up for first card n the chain bonus is fucking useless and the chain bonus for 10 crits is laughable to arts and buster.
the fact that stars are just abundently generated outside of using quick cards and the cap of 50 stars don't do it any good either.
To save quick DW would need to revise the card type, which will most likely never happen.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Hoping i get the nurse or fluffy servant.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Lmao
Literally all they had to do for quick Merlin was give quick performance, crit damage, and NP gain for the party / targeted. Quick doesn't need drop rate it needs NP gain and crit damage.

Techpill
Techpill

Etrian odyssey

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Arts gets overcharge bonus from extra NP, Buster gets overkill bonus from extra damage
Meanwhile Quick teams' crit stars above 50 do literally nothing
Quick cards' worse damage isn't even justified since NPs, skills and CEs give more than enough stars for Buster and Arts teams
Quick cards have by far the worst first card bonus
Quick has the fewest and worst servants, only 9 out of 58 SSR are quick and none of them are S tier
They have completely given up on Quick and are only releasing joke servants for them anymore

FastChef
FastChef

Fate/EXTRA

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

What guide?

Abraham Lincoln
Hernan Cortes
Sitting Bull
Suleiman The Magnificent
Uesugi Kenshin

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Gameplayfags

askme
askme

Remove pedos
Single-handedly killing Fate

Skullbone
Skullbone

Should I just use all my AP today on getting assassin cards for Shiki or should I be using it to get more quartz?

I have 18 quartz and 26 four star assassin cards.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Berserker Constantine XI
Holy grail wish is to fight Mehmed II again on even terms

RavySnake
RavySnake

You shut your whore mouth.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

How long until we get room to breathe between content?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Sad that Bryn's dick got that silly censorship in this.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Rate my Mash

girlDog
girlDog

this

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

How the fuck do we even fix quick?

Quick cards have a higher chance of gaining stars?

Quick cards has a higher crit multiplier making it deal a little more than a buster crit?

Man i dont know.

FastChef
FastChef

decent

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

A dungeon crawler where you create a party of servants, or a Shining Force-esque SRPG

Inmate
Inmate

still no good fate rpg game
Fate/Extra was good. Complaints about grinding must be ignoring 99% of JRPGs out there. Complaints about it being like a VN make your presence here pointless. Complaints about the combat just show you to be too dumb to understand it.

still no fate with kiyo as your playable servant
Good. She's terrible in F/GO and I don't see her having a starring role would be any better.

what rpg system should I rip off and slap fate stuff in it?
If you're blatantly stealing from established franchises anyways, then just take the Monster Girl Quest Paradox system.

hairygrape
hairygrape

a new event means more people wasting quartz and not summoning their waifu

WebTool
WebTool

Take Merlin
Change his skill that does buster and crit performance to quick and crit
Change his NP from giving out crit stars to increasing NP gain percent (overcharge effect)

There quick is saved. It just needs a good support that acknowdges quick has more than enough stars to crit every single turn, it needs the NP gen to spam NPs and crit damage boost

StonedTime
StonedTime

Is this better?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

santa lilly has the perfect size

Soft_member
Soft_member

More biblical servants. Assassin Cain, berserker Samson, caster Moses, rider Noah etc.

Inmate
Inmate

/a/
She doesn't even rank in the top 5 Lancers worth getting.

Evilember
Evilember

Those are some big cups

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Wish I had redman as a big brother.

Lunatick
Lunatick

remove all bonus attacks on buster and np cards, let all additional attacks only apply on quick cards, like, 1 hit, buster, 1 hit, np, 6 hit quick

King_Martha
King_Martha

and there are people who think type-moon fans have no taste.

also:
Abraham lincoln
Why? Why don't was have more US President servants? Fuck edison! I want Archer Teddy and Berserker Andrew Jackson on my team!

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

yes
It keeps the degenerates out

SniperWish
SniperWish

It's a fucking phone game friend.

cum2soon
cum2soon

tfw you'll never get your own stalkerish yet distant bf.

iluvmen
iluvmen

If you weren’t so busy browsing reddit for the past week you’d realize it’s about to end

Skullbone
Skullbone

He said save Quick not dismantle everything just for Quick

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

bap

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Posting Altera please respond.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

you dont

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Abraham "I invented the chokeslam and was undefeated in the wrestling ring" Lincoln not being a Berserker
Nigga

Nojokur
Nojokur

And this game is playable with 3 stars if you wanted
if its not PVP who fucking cares

Booteefool
Booteefool

Serious question
You are autistic or something?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Washington and Lincoln are inevitable due to fame.
Andrew Jackson, Teddy, and Jefferson are possible.
FDR and JFK have the same but aren't old enough

Emberfire
Emberfire

but I don't browse reddit

SniperWish
SniperWish

ice cream cuck

Playboyize
Playboyize

JESUS CHRIST

TreeEater
TreeEater

Depends on if you want to roll for Shiki or not.
Pick a better Servant to get replies next time.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

When are we going to get a Type Moon MC that's not a huge beta with no personality?

Lunatick
Lunatick

The only thing that could save quick without completely restructuring the system or releasing a god tier support for them is to get rid of Merlin and break bars.

MPmaster
MPmaster

I've got to level up Babbage for my all slot.
Ghosts and robots are both assassin class farming targets so I need two casters on duty.

5mileys
5mileys

If I was given the chance I would do it with a number of different changes, I don't see any other way really
Damage to from 80%/96%/112% to 90%/105%/120%
First card bonus from +20% star drop to +20% star drop and +20% crit damage (and +1% to both for every leftover crit star past 50)
Adjust the hit counts of every servant with a quick NP so that they get reasonable star drop benefit out of the first card bonus

Bidwell
Bidwell

Gross.

massdebater
massdebater

EXP dumb ayy

iluvmen
iluvmen

Everyone hates Lip's body but somehow this shit is acceptable?

hairygrape
hairygrape

MY INNOCENT VIRGIN EYES

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

we already have one

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I bet Kokuto got to eat Shiki's strawberry smoothie every night.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I dunno, lincoln was generally kind of calm and reserved, he's never been known much for his anger. Maybe a lancer who carries a long fucking axe in one hand and casually punches and wrassles folks in some of his animations?

Andrew Jackson was the fucking lunatic who would get into pistol duels, let his opponent take the first shot, and nearly beat to death one of his own wouldbe assassins with his cane.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

and there are people who think type-moon fans have no taste
When you're a /his/fag AND a fatefag, it's almost painful to think of all the wasted potential out there as far as servants go. Also I swear I'm not a byzantineboo, Constantine XI just stuck out to me as someone with a clear wish and servant class.
It's a fucking phone game friend.
Tell that to the people spending thousands of dollars to get a compressed jpeg

w8t4u
w8t4u

Jesus christ, i hope they dont listen to you.

SniperGod
SniperGod

How the fuck do we even fix quick?
Have Quick cards crit at least as hard as a Buster crit, at least. Busters get a benefit for going all-in Buster and Arts get a benefit for going all-in Quick. The only thing that Quick gets is doing almost as much damage as a Buster card for going all-in Quick, and that's comparing Quick crits with Buster non-crits. Yes, that means a critting Quick card now produces more stars and more NP, but that's sort of the point.

Also, part of the problem is how the cards work. BAA works because Arts does decent damage, so is the second best choice if you have only one Buster card. AQQ works because Quick cards produce some NP, and it's the best choice if you only have one Arts card. But QBB is fairly terrible. Most Buster attacks only hit once, and so provide terrible crit stars even when starting the chain with a Quick card. Sure, Gil or Nobu might be the exception, but it's a fairly rare one. Buster cards need to increase their crit star generation a lot, at least when it's a Quick starting card, because otherwise you just can't generate good stars outside QQQ.

Perhaps there could also be star rollover between rounds. Anything over 50 crit stars (or 60 if you're worried about it being overpowered) gets stored and can let cards the following round crit.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Why is he so angry?

Snarelure
Snarelure

What?
Most people love passionlip

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

you could easily replicate a merlin but this time with a quick up instead of buster, arts have tamamo and buster have merlin, quick have nothing but mediocre neet/atalanta

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

He's getting fed up with all the Buddhist shit he's being put through and want to break the cycle

Emberfire
Emberfire

Götz von Berlichingen for a Saber since Guts from Berserk was somewhat inspired by him since both fought with an artificial hand. Either him or Yasuke(Lancer would seem to work as well with Yasuke since I'd kind of want him introduced in a Nobu event and there's already Okita as a Saber)

Soft_member
Soft_member

I'm watchin the 6th knk movie, please someone tell me this dog will be daijoubu

viagrandad
viagrandad

El Melloi Case Files
Notes
Strange Fake
Tsukihime
Mahoutsukai

likme
likme

Andrew Jackson would be moon cancer.
Here's exactly why, to quote BB's reason for being moon cancer
"Actually being a Ruler would have been great but I called it off. A structure that has the Gamemaster also bound to the rules, something like that would just be like a machine.
For the sake of love, BB-chan has no choice but to torment everyone in humanity!"
Moon cancer is a ruler that refuses to be bound by the system or rules, which is basically Jackson in a nutshell who completely redefined the powers of the US president

SniperGod
SniperGod

using a quick card generates a +1%/+5%+10% chance of additional drop, but only if you use 1/2/3 quick cards

NOW YOU CAN FUCKING CHOOSE BETWEEN BETTER DROPS AND BETTER DPS

eGremlin
eGremlin

Meant to reply to

JunkTop
JunkTop

Thanks for your retarded imbalanced shit ideas, now I'm relatively happy with how DW is balancing the game.

cum2soon
cum2soon

I like lip

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Shiki and Shiki Sword look kind of meh. Do they ever get an animation update?

Snarelure
Snarelure

What the fuck are they doing to Extra

Emberfire
Emberfire

Gudako is pure alpha

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

What are all these anime screenshots from? The ones with Nero too. What's the name so I can go watch it.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Literally no one reads fantranslated LNs. They might as well not exist until we get an anime adaptation.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Just make Lincoln a ruler who uses wrestling moves, sort of like Martha but instead of punching he grapples

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Make Yasuke a Berserker

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Case Files, Notes and SF aren't LNs dumbass.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Boku no Bibletoads

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Bros, give it to me straight. Will I ever be a master irl?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

he checked his blockfolio

Booteefool
Booteefool

Last encore is not supposed to follow the same storyline as Extra
No, just enjoy the np music

King_Martha
King_Martha

Andrew Jackson as the second moon cancer fucking when?

farquit
farquit

Marie is so cute.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

is this nobu's homie?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

star rollover

I think we're finally getting somewhere. Just have to adjust most quick cards star generation rate and we might save quick

Bidwell
Bidwell

extremely lewd...

Techpill
Techpill

if virtual reality counts as being a master then yes but you will probably be 65 or so when it is acceptable

RumChicken
RumChicken

When are we getting a Jesus servant

happy_sad
happy_sad

Yeah. Dat's rite white boi, Nobu got BLACKED.

Methshot
Methshot

Lincoln should be beast class for freeing niggers. He committed the greatest evil and now look at the absolute state of NA.

whereismyname
whereismyname

When the game adds the savior class which is the only class he'd fall under.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Persona 4

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Quick cards should go over 100% and absorb more than 10 stars. A single quick card should be able to have up to 1000% effectiveness if you have 100 stars and it absorbs them all.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Fucking never, becuase DW and Nasu don't won't to step into that sort of terriotry

inb4 saver
Buddhists aren't autistic about him, at least not as much as the christian and muslims with their respective religious figures

farquit
farquit

John Wilkes Booth should be a Beast class because he killed Lincoln before Lincoln could deport them all back to Africa. Lincoln is a wise Ruler who knew that if blacks stayed in America, everything would be ruined so they needed to be freed and deported as soon as possible.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Lincoln wanted to send niggers back to Africa
meanwhile dixiecucks wanted to continue importing them by the millions if they won
Kill yourself Cletus

Methshot
Methshot

Hey my grand grandpa is Irish, his wife was German, and my other great great gandpa was Russian.

I'm 23.7% European you Arab, that makes me white.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Lincoln qualifies as Saber and Berserker.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Mohammed servant
boyyyyy the shit that would cause.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Avenger
But he holds no grudges for being crucified?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

In the Saint Young Men crossover.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Saving for Jeanne Alter!
Saving for Maid Alter!

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Jesus has several slice of life anime and no one gives a shit.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Yasuke in GO with Nobu
For some reason, i want to see this where Nobu talks to him entirely in ebonics. Or at least Jive Turkey.

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=5&v=RrZlWw8Di10

But I am all for both Yasuke and Gotz.

Ah, a /his/fag, Any other historical figures who come to mind?

Well shit. That does sound like a ringer.

i'll take it to have Honest Abe Rail splitting folks in between chokeslams.

Evilember
Evilember

You can only pick one.

Illusionz
Illusionz

I mean we have the middle eastern servants, granted they're not religious figures but they do have very historical names, I mean Hassan alone has a long heritage that's even managed to go to the west and eastern asia.

But yeah, if we ever got a Mohammed character it would probably be received very poorly

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Grailing both of them to level 100!
Waiting for Saber Alter to get her Shinjuku costume!

w8t4u
w8t4u

I know I get you 0 FP, but my banner came with 2030.

Deal with it.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

hindu servants just barely get by, just look at the outcry with parvati. Lucky that it didn't catch on from what i've seen - anyone know what happen after the initial outcry?

MPmaster
MPmaster

news post of Learning with Manga being translated
"from brilliant manga artist Riyo"

I wouldn't go as far as to say "brilliant", he's just good at creating memes

King_Martha
King_Martha

My Scath gets plenty of use.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Unless I'm mistaken, isn't Jesus seen as the last prophet for Muslims and Christians? Except in one, he's also considered the son of god whilst one treats him exclusively as a messenger.

5mileys
5mileys

My fucking guy, all of these so much.
Also really want to see Red Barron, Baba Yaga, and King Midas. Maybe Richard the Lionheart as well, but that's mostly because he's in a tabletop I play and he's fun.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

C-can you get off my stage please?

Evilember
Evilember

Saber William Wallace
Archer Cupid
Lancer Honda Tadakatsu

Rider Queen Zenobia
Assassin Balthasar Gerards
Caster Morgan Le Fay

Avenger Boudica
Berserker Atilla The Hun
Ruler John Paul II

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Only 1

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Mohammed is just a middle eastern Blackbeard with a similar skill-set to Shakespeare

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

shit, that would be pretty cool.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Gross male mustard

massdebater
massdebater

He's the last prophet in Christianity.
Muhammed is a prophet in Islam so Christ isn't the last, just a normal prophet

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

That's where you are wrong.

Flameblow
Flameblow

All i want in life was for they to add Lovecraft but it seems he got NPC'd so now I'm hoping they add William Hope Hodgson.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

No, you should die.

FastChef
FastChef

Nitocris is really too nice of a girl. I hope I can get her in Camelot.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Mohammed is Islam's last prophet.

Dickie Lionheart
I got you senpai

Nojokur
Nojokur

Literally not even the first to be on a stage.

King_Martha
King_Martha

will alpha dad be in the event?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

you like Bryn?

happy_sad
happy_sad

Zzz

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

No senor no me gusta

Techpill
Techpill

Has he fixed the amount of cards you need or is he still full retard thinking you need like 170 cards, 100 more than you actually need.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I mean...they made her white. I don't really care about being all /pol/ about it but she is a HINDU god and they're all from India so...it would just make more sense if she was at least tanned

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

No, just Shiki kicking servants out for not paying rent

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Si

Soft_member
Soft_member

youtu.be/fVVQu9BzeaQ

youtu.be/xB9tvR7FdX8

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

female master
your alters will come as futas

idontknow
idontknow

Raidou Kuzunoha, you play as dumb master and order you're waifu around.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI SENPAI

TechHater
TechHater

Baba Yaga
character over 25 in Japan
I hope you like Loli Yaga, because that is who you'll get.

JunkTop
JunkTop

She's basically a 4* Lancer but otherwise yeah.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

She's possessing Sakura's body so she's not "white" tumblr secondary. Go back to your shitty site.

Nojokur
Nojokur

So Bryn u single?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Where is the bad part about that?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

STOP BAN EVADING YOU HACK

cum2soon
cum2soon

play with me?

w8t4u
w8t4u

Ah, a /his/fag, Any other historical figures who come to mind?
Harold Godwinson, king who ruled England and fucked the vikings at Stamford bridge, killed by William the Conqueror at Hastings. Supposedly killed by an arrow, so it'd be fitting to put him in the saber class. Other than that, I'm amazed Saladin hasn't been put in as a servant yet.

massdebater
massdebater

suck my cock you taco slut

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

But female Alters are always futas.

Snarelure
Snarelure

They only made Parvati a servant so they could make an excuse to make a Sakara pseudo/demi-servant
The reason this Parvati is not tanned is becuase she's using Sakura's body

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

You know I thought he was Roland this whole time, want Roland now instead. Also Red Barron as Rider with Presence Concealment for being more modern, and Baba Yaga being an Ara Ara Oneechan are still things I require.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Saber Zorro
Berserker Samson
Archer Napoleon (Preferably in loli form)
Rider Pecos Bill or Hannibal
Assassin Arminius

whereismyname
whereismyname

wut

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Ban evading
It was only 24 hours senpai

Playboyize
Playboyize

tfw now I can't show occasional Bryn love because of Latino Discord shitters

Flameblow
Flameblow

of course cutie!

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

HOW MANY QUARTZ ARE Y'ALL NIGGAS SPENDIN TONIGHT

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

William the conqueror
There's one.

takes2long
takes2long

0 (zero)

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

U-Uhm Fuck off, cuck

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Why can't CANDY STAR PHOTON RAY come quicker? Goddamn the voice is adorable.

hairygrape
hairygrape

I'll also add that the outcry over Parvati wasn't because she was "white" but because she was basically a recolored Boudica from the same shitty artist and this made Sakurafags mad. In addition she was only a measly three star. This has nothing to do with your stupid identity politics.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

1 ticket

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Tasty female mastah

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Ah right, thanks for clarifying

StonedTime
StonedTime

1 meme ticket

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

200FP.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

IS THAT AAAAA

iluvmen
iluvmen

3 quarts, cause I'm all out of tickets.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Not wanting a King of Cannons Napoleon with a Gate of Babylon style NP that lets him bring out the whole Corps
You fucked up hard.

Techpill
Techpill

She's a 4*

TreeEater
TreeEater

1 ticket

Skullbone
Skullbone

why are you using google is

Emberfire
Emberfire

He's the greatest hero, it's hard to keep up

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

*smiles*

StonedTime
StonedTime

more than you think but less than you hope

TechHater
TechHater

UHM

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

waiting for event start is so boring..........................................

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

5 tickets

girlDog
girlDog

Rider Hannibal on an elephant
Arminius
Good taste /his/ fag

King_Martha
King_Martha

And then the general turned into unbearable hunger games bullshit for three hours

askme
askme

Did you get banned for the senpai spam

Inmate
Inmate

Roland
Got you

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Zero, just like most events.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

True but she holds grudges for her vengeance not being fulfilled

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I WOULD say "post 24", but then I'd get banned, so I'd rather not.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

rider Stephen Hawking whenever he bites the dust

Nojokur
Nojokur

I'm charging up and putting it all on 1 (ONE) single roll for Void Shiki, I don't get her then I will chop my dog.

Lunatick
Lunatick

*gags*

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Wow I actually fucking hate it.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Probably 3, since that's all I have.

Bidwell
Bidwell

When can i summon this dumb girl?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I was thinking of finally max leveling and Fou'ing my Carmilla since she's spooked me to NP3 and she's my only gold Assassin.

Is it still worth it with the free Shiki?

TreeEater
TreeEater

Because IQDB didn't find anything.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Yuri is good, futa is not.

girlDog
girlDog

Grand Rider Genghis Khan

Good, it's fucking terrible

Playboyize
Playboyize

probably too much

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

*blocks ur path*

Nojokur
Nojokur

Snek. Anyone else going to gamble on her summer rate-up then despair when (you) get someone else?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

whatever you say, hakunon. enjoy walking while you still can.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

poor mashu, always getting cucked

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Yes and no. instead of senpai i did shitpost instead. Mods/janitors are hacks anyway so probably someone had a cold poptarts for lunch or something

Soft_member
Soft_member

iqdb for boorus
saucenao for pixiv
google for twitter

Bidwell
Bidwell

y/u/riniggers in my general

Methnerd
Methnerd

anyone else blow 100k on the friend gacha just so they can have 5 3* mineral waters to start?

RavySnake
RavySnake

*throws mashu onto the bed and pins her*

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

/gae/niggers watching from the shadows

JunkTop
JunkTop

Post your ACTUAL potential NA servants (since this is /our/ game/
Washington
Jackson
Bonnie and Clyde (legend just barely old enough to qualify too)
Lewis and Clark
Alexander Graham Bell (could have an extremely meta NP where he opens up FGO or something)

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I have really BIG bad news for you

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Burgers are at fault, as soon as they notice a spic they turn off their meme inhibitors and start shitposting.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

My dream Servants
Frederick the Great
Duke of Wellington
Napoleon
Cnut the Great
Erik the Red
Leif Erickson
Simo Hayha
Robert E Lee
George Washinton
Ulysses S. Grant
William Sherman
Marquis de Lafayette
Otto the Great
Otto von Bismarck
Barbarosa
Oliver Cromwell
Jack Churchill
Audie Murphy
Cardinal Richelieu

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

quartz accounts has more than 60% of this thread

Spamalot
Spamalot

would Washington be a 5*?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Could you try that again in English ESL-kun?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

none of those found anything.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Oh yeah, there's also Queen Tamar. Famous in Georgia but barely known outside of it. Canonized in the Georgian Orthodox church, well known for being a great leader politically and military-wise.

takes2long
takes2long

My sensible picks:
Saber: El Cid
Archer: Kublai Khan
Lancer: Guan Yunchang
Rider: Pecos Bill
Assassin: Some Hassan, who cares
Caster: Rasputin
Berserker: Samson

iluvmen
iluvmen

IS THAT A

idontknow
idontknow

Yes without a doubt.
Especially if they made him a cute tomboy Loli that couldn't be seen as male because America's first leader needed to be a man.

DeathDog
DeathDog

MEEEEEYYY

Illusionz
Illusionz

Shut your whore mouth. Fate is a yuri franchise.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Maybe the maintenance quartz, and then the event tickets. I have 0 quartz right now

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

don't let the yurichads see this

Snarelure
Snarelure

I'm gambling on the summer rate-up for Tamamo and going to despair when I get four of her instead.

Firespawn
Firespawn

There's that reading comprehension problem.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Zodiac assassin
Lovecraft caster/outsider
What else could you ever want?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Too much leg

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Carmilla ever so slightly edges out Shiki, but they're the best 4-star assassins you can get. Just invest in both.

Snarelure
Snarelure

is there even any canon yuri in fate? Nay, the whole type moon franchise?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Lovecraft already got dismissed unfortunately. He was just batshit crazy that had a tiny bit of knowledge and a lot of his guesses were lucky, with a lot of others being wrong.

TreeEater
TreeEater

nero immediately wants to kek with girls she barely met
slut

Skullbone
Skullbone

THERE'S A THING THERE I DON'T LIKE WHICH WOMEN HAVE SOMETIMES

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

But Washington's height is one of the biggest parts of his legacy/legend. He was extremely tall for his time period

King_Martha
King_Martha

Play extra you tertiary.

Bidwell
Bidwell

rin giving saber the mana transfer

Snarelure
Snarelure

Nada

JunkTop
JunkTop

Imagine Cain being in the same war as another Christian servant. I think I read a thing once where he was still alive and ending up summoning Samson and Moses. Always seemed like a cool idea.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

I'm a burger though

whereismyname
whereismyname

Have her on stilts shaped like teeth

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

extra. Hakunon. Canon.
Good joke, /u/fag.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Lesbian pirates.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

MASAKA, ARE WA-

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Extra male MC is canon, as displayed by the new anime and Extella. Extra MC being male also makes sense for CCC

TechHater
TechHater

Ben Franklin
William Sherman
Mark Twain
John Henry
Pecos Bill
Doc Holliday

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

how about a big hulking motherfucker that is actually a steampunk robo suit with a loli inside?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I wish I wasn't so autistic that I can't headcanon all servants into being gay. Then I could be a smart female master yet get all the girls and ignore all the guys

Emberburn
Emberburn

The only purpose of iqdb on here is to serve as a gateway to saucenao or tineye. Lurk more, newfaggot.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Canonically bisexual

RumChicken
RumChicken

THERE'S A THING THERE I DON'T LIKE WHICH WOMEN HAVE SOMETIMES
Standards?

JunkTop
JunkTop

I still think Zodiac would rock. Man there are so many people/legends from all over that have never even gotten touched. And if the do they will most likely lolify them.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Based secondary bros.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Is Revenge!

Emberfire
Emberfire

Thomas Edison. Mainly because I want to see him and Tesla shit talk each other.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

They're for (you) as well as each other.

likme
likme

Berserker Edison seems way more interesting than the Caster Edison we have

hairygrape
hairygrape

POST PORN

Evilember
Evilember

If you've already got Carm to NP3, keep her on hand. If she were only NP1, I'd say put her on the bench.

Shiki is veryt useful in an artsmeme assassin capacity. Don't neglect her.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Bro...

Lunatick
Lunatick

Wait until America then and be suprised.

idontknow
idontknow

Thomas Edison

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

he doesn't know

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Oh I'm stupid.

Illusionz
Illusionz

their recent doujin
So fucking good.

girlDog
girlDog

Doesn't change a thing at all?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I'm not fond of jew heroes to begin with, but Samson always struck me as a decent zerker.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Bryn BTFO
Tamamo BTFO
Liz BTFO
Horta BTFO
Neroposting is never shamed enough to die/always revives

Wtf bros how do we kill nero in this general

Skullbone
Skullbone

There have only been 14 US presidents under 5'10 out of 45
Jimmy Carter and Truman are the last presidents under 5'10
Holy shit manlets btfo

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Nice backpedaling, you must be ESL though.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Mordred is literally a magic yuri baby.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

nerofag

takes2long
takes2long

based secondary

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I believe she's been in the files for a longass time, but never appeared.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Got a sadpanda link?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Extremely delusional
Extra manga MC
Both male
Extella
Male MC is canon
Extra anime
Male MC is canon
Extra CCC
Implied to be male once again

Only Extra is ever left ambivalent so the evidence is very much against Hakunon.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

T-They were just wrestling, right guys?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Thrice setting sun m8

MPmaster
MPmaster

000 and 00 tickets.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Based fanficanon

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

lwnd scan

you don't actually want it

happy_sad
happy_sad

I want to be tituria's queen.

likme
likme

It's probably exhentai.org/g/1167677/33cdd0b01c/

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

They're bisexual

Methshot
Methshot

I just want a quick nut before I sleep. Thanks brother

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Ty Cobb Saber

5mileys
5mileys

The rule of Typemoon is that all characters default to bisexual, that's why they'll fuck both male and female masters.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Canonized in the Georgian Orthodox church
The Orthodox Church period. No need for subdivisions. The Eastern Orthodox shit is retarded as well. It's just the Orthodox Church. Russian, Greek, Georgian whatever it's the same.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Rin literally fucked Saber during the Fate route

girlDog
girlDog

You have 1 minute to describe what this music brings to your mind

youtube.com/watch?v=s5Ic1kSuPq0

DeathDog
DeathDog

isn't that yuri still then

Nojokur
Nojokur

Ah the good old delusional yurifags vs self insertfags.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

penis

iluvmen
iluvmen

Redman Lily(male) when?

TreeEater
TreeEater

Wasted potential

Emberburn
Emberburn

I have no idea honestly...

Flameblow
Flameblow

hey guys check out dante's NP it's very cool and his laugh is cool too

youtube.com/watch?v=g8UcT85ZgG0

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Washington Saber
Ishi Archer
Commodore Perry Rider (A literally who comparatively, but gets in for also being a literally who in Japanese history)
High John The Conqueror Caster
Hiawatha or John Brown Ruler
Can't think of a Lancer or Assassin that isn't too modern.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

he looks like a jojo character

Booteefool
Booteefool

Trainwreck

Bidwell
Bidwell

why did it have to be Quick?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

A desire to impregnante Semiramis

Lunatick
Lunatick

VASAVI SHAKTI

Spamalot
Spamalot

Quick
AoE

farquit
farquit

dumb male master

Snarelure
Snarelure

SIEG IS FINALLY HERE

Same shit that happened with berserk's newest adaptation (apart from the animation of course), it had a great soundtrack but they just reused the same track over and over again, sometimes twice per episode.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Save for Jannu!

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Void Ghost fight has them AoE heal for 10k health every turn.

Well fuck my plans to have fun I guess. I'll have to beat them the right way instead of the stall meme way.

Techpill
Techpill

Is it better to watch KnK in order of when they were released or in chronological order?

Snarelure
Snarelure

No, don't you see? Now you can stall for 3000 turns instead!

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

You'd need to have everyone be NP2+ anyways to help with NPs since ghosts fucking spam that NP succ attack. It's still possibly doable, but you'd be at it til well after the event ends.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

*Blocks VS with a fucking HORSE*

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Order of release.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Fuck off Bryn

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Ember Gathering: Lancer/Assassin
wow almost like it was PLANNED

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Eta on KnK? If i go to sleep now, will it be on once i wake up in 8 hours?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

He looks absolutely retarded. Reminds me of the kid who did the Naruto ninja run while everyone else ran normally.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Clumsy autist got herself tied up

Soft_member
Soft_member

3 hours 48 minutes so yes

idontknow
idontknow

2000 turns was the plan to begin with though.

I have NP2 Jeanne with NP1 Medea Lily and Tamamo. I could probably pull it off without their heals.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Likely the only chance Edison has of being relevant again is if they release Berserker. There's no real reason for them to do that either, since he's not fujobait.

w8t4u
w8t4u

You mean 6 hours 48 minutes.

Bidwell
Bidwell

stop shitposting signpainter

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Why's her body shaped like an insect

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

why is his back turned to you

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

bros I fucking LOVE those lolis

Bidwell
Bidwell

Nice, good night then.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

There's no maintenance supposedly

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Gross male body

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Gross.

Nojokur
Nojokur

I wonder if there's anywhere you can go to confirm if there's maintenance or not...

webview.fate-go.us/2018/0206_maintenance/

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Lost belt 4.

idontknow
idontknow

So you can stab it.

TreeEater
TreeEater

If you don't like muscular girls you might be low testosterone.

SniperWish
SniperWish

That's fucking stupid as hell. Shit art, shit sprite, shit gameplay-wise. How did they manage to fuck up one of the most famous literary heroes?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Doesn't everyone do that every event?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Whoops, my bad. saw the banner that said 3:59 UTC and thought that was when it came back up.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Will I be able to clear KnK with this + grailed friend servants?

Nojokur
Nojokur

My ass gre too big, master! I require you to pat it thoroughly

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

This is not cute

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Why not just make a vlad tamamo waver team?

Its an actual good team that relies on stalls but can actually deal decent damage at the same time.

Jeanne/waver/tamamo/medea lily is just stalling with stupidity

Snarelure
Snarelure

That Altera looks disgusting. There's better abs than that.

Evilember
Evilember

read the guide
we were supposed to save EXP for shiki to complete the missions
WTF BROS NOBODY TOLD ME THIS AND I JUST USED ALL MY AP

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

She works much better in that outfit.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

You should bombard the author with hate tweets and laugh at them when they have family problems. Clearly that will fix the art.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Level that mashu and Seibah.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

OH NO NO NO

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

youtube.com/watch?v=1MPv4APpbKU

Holy shit she is cool, and that music is so good, its not FGO music is it?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Girls simply don't look attractive with such a low bf %.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Green knight servant when?

whereismyname
whereismyname

Shit artist isn't even familiar with the character. Thinks the red pieces on her foreheard are just free floating dots doesn't realize they're from a headband.

idontknow
idontknow

All these fools not summoning during shiki campaign.
Now I can claim all the Mikiyas for myself

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

JADF
no horse cock
What the hell?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Some parts will be tough. Try to pick up the correct supports and you'll be fine. I'd recommend leveling your shit but you need the XP for the 4* free Shiki. Saber leveled has a lot of HP and ATK. Mashu should have been 60 to be worry free.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Buy the EXP cards which are available in every single event store, in that case.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

What if I told you there are assassin hands right now?

DeathDog
DeathDog

Bros..what if maintenance starts but never ends...

Spamalot
Spamalot

I actually have NP3 Vlad, a Nero Bride and (support) 10/10/10 Waver.

But sometimes you just wanna meme. Plus I'm certain I couldn't keep a Berserker alive that long against those Assassin ghosts.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

its from the movie OST

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

no
youtube.com/watch?v=zqIeclCU0Zg

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

What? That's disgusting. I don't like so I won't roll for it and I'll shit on it on Veeky Forums. What does the guy have to do with it? Did the Nips do that?

girlDog
girlDog

Its her theme.
youtube.com/watch?v=ZB_ltsS9w4c

Emberburn
Emberburn

But I don't have any AP and used all my apples on hearts farming in Saber Wars like you guys told me to!

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

headband
Nani?!

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Post yfw not interested in Shiki (Saber) or any CE from this Event and free from the gacha hell for once

eGremlin
eGremlin

Reroll.

whereismyname
whereismyname

he hasn't seen KnK
fucking secondaries

iluvmen
iluvmen

You're not allowed to dislike it right now user, people will only realize how shit it is when it's over.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Why is loli face walking around alone?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

If she was a Servant I would roll.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Jannu is itchy!

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

You are better off picking a support Tamamo if you want to use Vlad. Charging NP with that team is a fucking pain though.
NP3 Vlad
Jealous. I'm still missing another copy of him to bring my arts team to perfection.

takes2long
takes2long

can you stop posting this image?

massdebater
massdebater

Surely this is the greatest theme in the whole of the fate series
youtube.com/watch?v=kwCJUkDRUOA

Emberburn
Emberburn

Are they right, bros? They are not, r-right? Right?!

SniperGod
SniperGod

user I...

WebTool
WebTool

Circlet you idiot. You haven't noticed? I don't think a fitting Mordred exists.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Why is Ushi friends with those lonely cakes again?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

who's that california gold qt 3.14

cum2soon
cum2soon

What skills do I level up first for Waver?

massdebater
massdebater

I want she fingering ( You)

likme
likme

Do you lose the ascension mats for Shiki after the event ends?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

No just like you don't for Nobu, you just need to have them all bought

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

see

Skullbone
Skullbone

They did it to Boudica's artist when he fucked up Parvati's (demi servant Sakura) art.
Basically Parvati was Boudica traced and recolored and furthemore her ascension outfit was also found on the first page of google images when you search indian something. Basically minimal effort was put into her art work, and sakura fanboys started raging.
Bombed the artists twitter and social media accounts with death threats, insults, and jokes about his recently dead father.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Why is Lancer Alter so based? She's totally right.

Illusionz
Illusionz

that's not shimosa battle theme or goetia's

idontknow
idontknow

No. Obviously not the extra copies of Shiki to update the NP. Do whatever you have to to get her. Burn quartz for AP and only AP, not revives if necessary. She will NEVER come back.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

You can't bring a support to the Incinerator fight, you're forced to take a Void Shiki to clear it for you.

No matter, there will be more chances to stall the shit outta this game.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

They all appear normal on the surface but are all crazy
Artoria Alter categorizes these three as the "disappointing trio". They may act like they have common sense, but since they're really just weirdos, they fit together well. "When I speak my mind, most people seem to be stunned, but Jing Ke and Martha keep on going like nothing strange happened. I've never met someone so easy to talk with!"

Skullbone
Skullbone

Why don't you just listen to the original, rather than to that diced up remix?

youtube.com/watch?v=64Z_c6mG1A4

Emberfire
Emberfire

Pretty sure "Lancer" just designates polearm user in the nasuverse like "Archer" designates ranged weapons users.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Parvati wasn't traced from Boudica, no matter how you line it up she wasn't a proper match. However, they're very similar since it's a very plain piece of art of the same busty body type

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Shitting on him for that art I can understand. The threats and mocking his father are retarded though. I'm a Sakurafag and I'm very upset about her shitfest of a design but there are limits.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

implying I can't bring my NP5 Piss Witch, NP2 Jannu and NP2 Waver in the frontline with Shiki in the back

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

If your vlad, waver and tamamo have decently levelled skills then your vlad will be very hard to kill.

Unless you get critted like hell he shouldn't die, but even then there's still guts, and with this team they shouldnt be able to NP anyway.

w8t4u
w8t4u

I want to be their queen, and get pounded by them.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Avenger Abraham Lincoln

Methshot
Methshot

Servants of this class are proficient in hit-and-run tactics that capitalise on range and speed.
Heroic Spirit of the lance. Requires supreme agility, as well as excellent close combat skills.

That's it really.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

There is one other servant who uses a lance in the game, as well. He's a Saber.

SniperGod
SniperGod

please respond

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

10k AOE healspam by the void ghosts

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Regardless of how accurate the tracing meme is, it was still one of the main catalyst for the parvati shitstorm. A gif comparing the two servants was going around and trending on nip twitter and people were raging because the gid claimed that the two servants were traced. It was fairly convincing too.

whereismyname
whereismyname

3/1/2 it's not rocket science you retard.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

then I need to do 11k damage per turn silly

Spamalot
Spamalot

That's totally a sword bro.

farquit
farquit

I have enough exp to level either Altria or Mashu which one should I do? I have dedicated EXP cards for Shiki.

Skullbone
Skullbone

Gross, don't shitpost the (almost)ravenhaired maiden Raikou-chan

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

unironically liking Shitki

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

PHOTON
RAY

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Bros, is shiki for (me)?

Skullbone
Skullbone

Most of the nips are too retarded to understand this. Gotta crucify the artist, his family, friends, dog, and neighbors, all cause they didn't like the art.

WebTool
WebTool

youtube.com/watch?v=2dmrr3DxUK4

iluvmen
iluvmen

no
saber shiki is for (you)

Methnerd
Methnerd

No

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

WAGH WAGHH WAGHHH WAGGHHHH WAGGGGHHH WAAGGGGGGHHHHHH

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Altria
God fucking dammit user. I'd go with Arturia if you have the materials for her ascension. Mash to 60 works too.

Spamalot
Spamalot

It was mainly SEAniggers, not the Nips that went super hard on him after his father died.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Everytime the enemy is about to NP, you'll have to use Jeanne's NP. Using Jeanne's NP will take 1/3 of your damage for that turn(not to mention she may eat up all your cards next turn while stunned) meaning youll end up doing sub 11,000 health that turn. Meaning the Ghosts are going ro slowly be gaining health every few turns.

girlDog
girlDog

I'm a Sakurafag

Haha I'm a sakurafag too brother

cum2soon
cum2soon

SOMEONE PLEASE HOLD ME DOWN, I'M ABOUT TO STOCK UP MY QUARTZ FOR THE SUMMER EVENT, I HAVE AROUND $1000 OF DISPOSABLE INCOME TO GREET ARCHURIA AND TAMASHARK, TELL ME WHY THIS IS A BAD IDEA

SniperWish
SniperWish

assassin shini specifically wants nothing to do with you, at max her bond 5 saying “i cant leave you alone because youre like a retarded little brother to me”

RumChicken
RumChicken

nips say that what Logan Paul did was unacceptable
lol let's send gore to this guy and congratulate him on his father's death because we don't like his art
Based nips.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

They're stupid anime cards for a mobile gatcha game
That's how it's a bad idea. Either save it or blow it on something actually fun or worthwhile

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

If you have enough money for rent/food and other basic stuff go wild. If you have fun it doesn't matter.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

thats what piss witch is for and with wavers attack boost even a quick card from just him will do 11k to one ghost

WebTool
WebTool

buying quartz now before the pricing matches the JP server pricing

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

About that, I...
Christmas event apparently. Cakes teamed in christmas. Guess you could call them... Christmas Cakes!

Flameblow
Flameblow

She's for Lio, have you seen movie 7? She and Lio were all over each other

DeathDog
DeathDog

before the pricing matches the JP server pricing

wait what, we're overpaying compared to them right now?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

not memeing, but is this seriously gonna happen?

Booteefool
Booteefool

About that, I...
Of fucking course.

idontknow
idontknow

Yuki Kajiura playing in the background during this whole event
And all's right with the world.
youtu.be/zqIeclCU0Zg

Methnerd
Methnerd

Bond 5
All right, I have resoluted myself. I'm still dubious about 'Chaldea' and 'Master' - heck, this could be one of Touko's case - but you know, a chanced meeting and all that. Once again, best regards, Master. Until the day you can go back to your former life, I shall be stay by your side as your guard.
assassin Shiki is not for (you)
Saber version is for (you)

TreeEater
TreeEater

roll for Mordred right now

Skullbone
Skullbone

Is Shiki a good neesan?

WebTool
WebTool

youtube.com/watch?v=0vWzIqra0Hg

I hope they play this.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I told you fags sakurashitters are cancer

FastChef
FastChef

They're getting 27 Quartz more for every 80$ pack.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Fionn and Bryn clearly have lances

whereismyname
whereismyname

No. JP changed prices for 10 rolls from 40 to 30 for the first anniversary. Overall quartz prices didn't change at all.

Soft_member
Soft_member

idiots here have done the same
really makes you think.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

They did though
See

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

whew, thanks for the info

Skullbone
Skullbone

Looking at Assassin shiki's dialogue
she acts like a mom to you its cute

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

godwinson

Man, when I was reading on that period, I was honestly pulling for that guy, even if I knew William the Conqueror was going to win.

And seriously, fuck the church for suddenly siding with William.

(really, looking at all of England's history with the Vatican, it kind of became amazing they didn't split off sooner than King Henry)

For more American Servants:

Sherman (Berserker)
Sherman's who thing is basically 'SET IT ON FIRE!'

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

they used to be 40 SQ

jesus fuck

MPmaster
MPmaster

what Logan Paul did was unacceptable
Who the fuck is that and what did he do?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Saving for sluts
Not saving for your king
Explain yourselves

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Retarded or falseflagging?

Methnerd
Methnerd

your face when Anne is only 5 inches taller and 19lbs heavier than Mary

Evilember
Evilember

I was under the impression that happened way later.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

NONONNONONO
WTF BROS

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Can I fuck her?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

shikifags out of the woodworks
based falseflag

Supergrass
Supergrass

Second Archive is 90% filled with Assassin Cards while my Origin List is 50% filled with Assassin Cards since I have no fucking materials for my Assassins
My time to shine.

Booteefool
Booteefool

LISTEN YOU LITTLE FUCKWIT, YOU ARE BUYING COMPRESSED JPEGS. DO YOU UNDERSTAND? COMPRESSED. JPEGS. DON'T FUCKING SPEND A THOUSAND GOD DAMN DOLLARS ON THIS GAME. YOU CAN STOCK UP ON QUARTZ, BUT DON'T EVER FALL FOR THE GACHA MEME OR ELSE PEOPLE WILL SAY MEAN THINGS ABOUT YOU ON AN ANONYMOUS SHITPOSTING BOARD.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Fucking retard. Stop spreading misinformation. This is majorly fucking NA. NO other server has the old prices. See

w8t4u
w8t4u

Annoying Youtuber, went to some Japanese suicide forest and recorded a corpse or something? I really don't pay attention to internet celebs

askme
askme

wee, still not worth at all.

iluvmen
iluvmen

10/10 post

Inmate
Inmate

THE SEANIGGERS NEED TO DIE FOR THIS WHAT THE FUCK

Evilember
Evilember

No you can only fuck her Saber version
Birthday from Shiki(saber)
Birthday... how surprising it is your birthday! Happy birthday master~! So... Um... What should I do? Because it is the most important day... In this time, well... Th-They give a celebration kiss, dont they?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

5'11 vs 6'2 desu

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

King Hassanfags vs Shikifags
do you autists ever not argue about completely irrelevant garbage?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

WTF BROSSSSS HOW IS THIS EVEN ALLOWED

THANK YOU, I'LL JUST WAIT FOR SUMMER AND SEE IF THERE IS ANY CHANGES OR NOT

COMPRESSED JPEGS
FAIR ENOUGH BUT IT IS A PREMIUM COMPRESSED JPEGS

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Brynhild
lance
Do you even know what a lance is?

Fionn is closer, although that is probably still closer to a spear than a lance. Although, to be fair, it's Fionn and I think most people forgot about him already.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

COMPRESSED JPEGS

also sprite files, audio files, unique costumes, etc

w8t4u
w8t4u

wtf? I don't want to cuck mikiya.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Eceleb drama. Basically a youtuber went to the suicide forest in Japan, an infamous forest where people frequently commit suicide and while there the youtuber filmed a recently dead corpse. While filming the dead body he was joking with his friends and pretending to be disturbed for pity from his subscribers. It's important to note that most of the guy's viewers/subscribers were children. So he basically sbowcased a fresh corpse to children for shock value and views. It hilariously backfired and all of YouTube turned against him and he lost all his ad revenue.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

when you randomly get deleted

hairygrape
hairygrape

Dude Saber Shiki doesnt remember shit
so its fine

Playboyize
Playboyize

like you could even if you wanted
He's too alpha. You'd come home to your whole family in love with him as he makes a charming home cooked dinner

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Always at 59/60
already have 31 friend requests
I hate deleting people or requests.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

It was me.
You suck.

hairygrape
hairygrape

respecting the dead
I thought KNK was right around the corner.

RumChicken
RumChicken

WHERE MY SHIKIBROS AT?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Quick guys, post the most lovable JPEG

TechHater
TechHater

I see, thanks anons.
randomly
You broke your streak. Post supports. I deleted like 3 guys the last days.

massdebater
massdebater

source on this?

Flameblow
Flameblow

She's cute and all but just doesn't feel right.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

SEANIGGERRSSSSSS

whereismyname
whereismyname

Big if true

Booteefool
Booteefool

Guy renames himself into WE WUZ KANGZ
Delete him
Get fucked /pol/nigger

Spamalot
Spamalot

already have 31 friend requests
Why would you lie about something so pointless as this?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Quick

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

31 friend requests
I know that feel, the grailed marie user deleted me way back in August and I'm still salty.

happy_sad
happy_sad

does assassin shiki and saber shiki interact with each other?

Snarelure
Snarelure

No... Fate is not a compressed jpg....

eGremlin
eGremlin

They really were drinking together in 2016 christmas' event though

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Buster

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

most lovable

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Shut the fuck up

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

How do I into quickmemes? I only have Ata-nyan and Carmilla right now. Could borrow a Jack or Okita.

Also why can I never summon a support servant like Martha? I want her so bad she's hilarious. Fucking busterchads keep on coming and filling my roster.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Just so you know faggots, I am always patiently waiting for the time to come when your accounts says "1 day ago" on the friend support list so I can kick your lazy assess off my list

happy_sad
happy_sad

Quick guys
The only Quick guy I have is Caesar.

takes2long
takes2long

HERE

Flameblow
Flameblow

Post support yesterday with FC
Somebody deleted me

RumChicken
RumChicken

by a whale

DeathDog
DeathDog

assassin shiki
Dialogue if you have Saber Shiki
Was that me just now? I wonder if I have been working myself since I got here. To see a ghost of all thing, how pathetic of me

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

You broke your streak
But I log in multiple times every day

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

with 2x MLB Mona Lisa the amount of QP you get from the 40AP Door daily can vary more than 100% if RNG decides to screw you
I got more than 2 million QP yesterday. But I got just barely over a million today. What the fuck is this shit?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Since the game launched, I only got deleted by a whale during gudaguda and a random delete recently. But I have deleted like 30 people in that same time so I guess it is just karma.

Soft_member
Soft_member

heretics

massdebater
massdebater

quickmeme
no jack, okita, shishou
the right answer is you don't into quickmeme

StonedTime
StonedTime

How many exp cards I need to complete the mission of ascending shiki?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Post THAT compressed jpeg.

idontknow
idontknow

tfw purged around 20 shitters a few days and added whales from reddit's discord

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Removed everyone that was away for more than 1 day, what should I do now?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

How do I into quickmemes?
Have someone who can generate stars.
Have someone who can use stars.
Atalante is nice for providing a Quick buff, as well. She's mostly useful with Ushi/Medusa/probably Caesar to up their NP damage, though. Carmilla is more a Quick user who appreciates a Buster buff for her NP. I've not really screwed around with Quick too much (still leveling servants) so I honestly can't say too much about it.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

can you please not stop posting lolis?

TreeEater
TreeEater

Do you leave the app open? It might show as 1 day last login to others. Post supports.

Flameblow
Flameblow

remove everyone else and wait for it to refill up with newfags, as they actually want friend points, not these retarded oldfags

FastChef
FastChef

60ish? you need to ascend her 3 times so minimun lvl 50.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

why can I never summon a support servant like Martha?
All I can ever summon are fucking support servants. I wish I had damage.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I loved that series as a Christfag. Jesus was great

idontknow
idontknow

Delete people who don't have at least a 6/6/6 Waver and Mona Lisa in the Rider slot..

Evilember
Evilember

so, which do you guys follow in grailing someone to 100?
is it your dick, heart, mind or game play?

RavySnake
RavySnake

tfw no Big Buster Comrade

Supergrass
Supergrass

youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos

askme
askme

the dick in my heart

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Waver in ALL
Kill the low level shitters and post supports here so people can add you.
Heart>dick>the rest can suck a dick.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

That might have been me. I misclicked today while trying to get rid of a Mashu that broke her streak and removed some random person instead.

FastChef
FastChef

tfw Buster Brave Chain

Illusionz
Illusionz

Best of both worlds

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Delete anyone without a np5 MLB kaleidoscope Jets, a 10/10/10 bond ce Waver, and a MLB Mona Lisa Drake

farquit
farquit

is it your dick, heart, mind or game play?
Yes.

Top possibilities at the moment include Tamamo, Robin Hood, and d'Eon. All three are characters that I like, and seem handy in gameplay. However, I'd like to max level/max skill them first and screw around with them more before making a decision on who to grail. There's no point in spending grails on a servant if I end up not using them later in the game.

takes2long
takes2long

I got deleted earlier today too and my supports are pretty good. I think it may have been someone removing better supports for more low level people for FP or something.

iluvmen
iluvmen

The winning move, is not playing at all.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I would get laughed at if I posted my supports here since I'm a waverlet.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Which one is Euryale and which one is Stheno?

hairygrape
hairygrape

Which ones?

SniperGod
SniperGod

my supports are pretty good
Post them. Did you break your streak as well?

whereismyname
whereismyname

about to waste $80 on quartz to try and get saber shiki.
I know I shouldn’t but her rarity makes me want to roll.

Inmate
Inmate

Great news guys. JP server is getting 5* Miyu.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

tfw you've never been deleted

FastChef
FastChef

Padres...

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Euryale on the left.

w8t4u
w8t4u

any of the best ones you have

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

So fucking what? As long as you don't have retarded shit like L/ZO on Medea and Kaleidoscope Stheno no one will shit on you. Even if they do it's usually good advice riddled with insults.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

patreon
People pay for that level?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

miyu
boring trash

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Stheno tends to keep her head held up to look down on others, while Euryale is more confrontational. I'd guess the one on the left is Stheno, and the one behind her is Euryale.

her rarity
Come up with a better reason than that. How much has your Bryn or MHX been helping you?

FastChef
FastChef

Nah, I log in fairly often. I don't leave the app running either. I'm assuming it's just someone who didn't want me I suppose.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Emiya Alter is one of those "people" with only one Buster Card
What type of God creates a negro without a BBC?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Filtered ;)

cum2soon
cum2soon

This is so revolting

Flameblow
Flameblow

sadly

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Wasn't there a furry ""artist"" that got a ridiculous amount of money for putting a furfag's fursona face on one of his works?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

your supports are shit m8

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I know but I really like her design.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Too many people memed Kuro as superior to Emiya, so they turned Emiya Alter into a Kuro-knockoff.

5mileys
5mileys

Is it bad if I like this artwork?

massdebater
massdebater

I want to have ___ with ______ little ___

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

It wasn't me then. Your stuff is nice. The only reason you'd get deleted is Bride butthurt or the app showed you as 1 day since last login.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I still regret spending 1 (one) ticket on Nero bride. What a fucking waste.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Todos los días hasta que te guste

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

FP and bond CE on backline
Which fucken CE do I put on the third backliner?

Lunatick
Lunatick

No, I just wouldn’t pay for drawings at that skill level.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

this one has birthing hips

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

not wanting the ultimate waifu servant

You disappoint me.

FastChef
FastChef

A worse feeling is having 59/60 friends who almost all login on a constant basis and have at least one interesting servant while you are also getting tons of requests from people who also have interesting supports. I actually wouldn't mind if I were deleted in that case.

Lunatick
Lunatick

Can I get Void Shiki?

Soft_member
Soft_member

LO ODIO

Skullbone
Skullbone

I don't add people not from here.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Guaranteed

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Sure

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

her Buster cards hit 4 times
You forgot the crits.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Not that poster but most of the friend requests I get are from people with level 1 Mashes in their All slot and most of them never log in again. Why would you even friend someone if you're just rerolling? Seems like a shitty thing to do.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

based jackposter

w8t4u
w8t4u

Another Kaleido servant to wave clear after your Kaleido Arash dies
Mona Lisa
???

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

How many apples will I need to clear everything in this event?

TechHater
TechHater

mfw i have 2SQ
We got this, user.

FastChef
FastChef

Pocahontas, Teddy Roosevelt, John Henry, Doc Holiday, zodiac killer.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Fair enough, that's fine. I still say you should go through part of the event and see how much you like Assassin Shiki, and her personality/use in a team. If you think she's fine, then put the $80 a few days into the event. If you think she's an annoying cunt, then you've saved yourself some money.

Event store CEs (which spawn more enemies) seem far better gacha CEs (which increase drop rates) anyways, since you need to kill set amounts of enemies to progress in the event. More enemies > More drops per enemy.

Evilember
Evilember

got what she deserved

takes2long
takes2long

AYOOO

*Uses leyshift to buy watermelon from septim*

OLLO UP

*projects gun swords*

SO YOU BE SAYIN

*skin turns completely black*

DAT

*Gets shot by counter guardians*

WE

*steals noble phantasm*

WUZ

*smacks Lily's ass*

WE WUZ SUM

*cooks fried chicken*

SEIGI NO MIKATA

*dindu nuffin in the name of seigi *

N SHIEEEEEEEEET

*flies off in Ozzy's temple*

w8t4u
w8t4u

based blackman

FastChef
FastChef

tfw removed because one of my supports was too good

Soft_member
Soft_member

Void Shiki's origin is "nothing" so you already have the catalyst

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Everyone else's alters have a slight tan or color change
Emiya turns completely African

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Shiki comes back a few times over the next 2 years. It's the 4* welfare that's truly rare. Read the fucking OP and the cirno summons page for details.

MPmaster
MPmaster

Cu Alter turns into a dinosaur

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

his is the only one that makes sense

Snarelure
Snarelure

+75 FP
+50 Master EXP
+50 Mystic Code EXP
+50 Bond Points
The last is a Gudaguda Poster Girl for George.

Use a different team with your MLB Mona Lisa (or as many copies as you have) for clearing doors.

RumChicken
RumChicken

more black than he already was
tamamo calls him detroit emiya

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Reddit filth. I remember when the images stopped working, an user linked to a reddit thread that had this copypasta. I wish I still had the link so I could expose you as the filthy redditor you are.

Inmate
Inmate

since /a/ has shitty fate threads who shits everything in fate franchise.
So im gona ask you guys, is it worth it to rewatch fate heavens feel even if it cost another 6 bucks?
I miss and din't understand some part of the show because a group of ph comunity weebs ruins the show with shouting and laughing non stop, its like its their first time in movie theater.

likme
likme

Your third Backliner should be Herc with his Rank 10 Bond CE.

DeathDog
DeathDog

I mean Bride butthurt as in the guy spent who knows how much and didn't get her. People like that sometimes nuke their list of said servant.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Unlike the others, Detroit Emiya has a good fucking reason behind his looks and behavior.

tries to deal with the global slut
has to slaughter her followers by the hundreds to stop her
in the end he fried his circuits (thus burning him)
and he achieved nothing, all while the slut laughed at him
bond lines have him begging you to kill him
UNLIMITED LOST WORKS

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

He projected too hard.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Emiya Alter is an Erkel or Carlton while Darius is a Jamal

Evilember
Evilember

This is the wrong image of liz in the car

WebTool
WebTool

To be fair, that was all on Medb. She wanted a spiky dragon dick and that's what she wished on the grail. If only she could've borrowed Sieg from Jeanne this all could've been avoided. Or maybe Medb would've used the grail to make Sieg decent.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Why does she love oranges so much.

hairygrape
hairygrape

good fucking reason behind his looks
Like what? Ethiopian DNA transplant? Fuck you those lips are inexcusable.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

lots of vitamin c

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

it's not even my pasta so go ahead. I'm sure I'm not the only one who posts it and I try to leave long breaks in between bouts of posting it because it gives the illusion of a real absentee father like a real black dad.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

dude...

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

wasting bond exp

cum2soon
cum2soon

wasting bond points
What is Darius doing to Iskander?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Oranges are fucking delicious. Plenty of vitamin C helps keep you healthy and avoid getting sick.

even if it cost another 6 bucks?
Why would it cost you another 6 bucks to watch a movie again?

Methshot
Methshot

can Shiki even kill Liz?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I'm not and I understood what you meant, it just reminded me of the only time I've been removed. Should've clarified.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

half the posts here are bots responding to themselves...

cum2soon
cum2soon

3 first

RumChicken
RumChicken

How does Shiki survive only on water and ice cream?

eGremlin
eGremlin

No, now go fight her

FastChef
FastChef

Hate Liz
Love Carmilla
They're the same person

5mileys
5mileys

grandorder.gamepress.gg/servant/zhuge-liang-el-melloi-ii

iluvmen
iluvmen

I don't see /gw2g/ in the OP

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Liz has EX++ Luck, but it only works to the benefit of the main protagonist.

TechHater
TechHater

Can someone add me, my skill and servant level is shit because I stop playing around Halloween and I got back at valentine event, just need 500 more mp to get monalisa though, I welcome everyone
no lancer/assassin though, I'm waiting for shiki and tamashark

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

How exactly did Carmilla stop being a dragon?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

mfw it took me forever to realize they were the same person not 2 different versions with the exact same skills and NP

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Why is there so much art of Eresh and Jack together?

Skullbone
Skullbone

The top 3 Assassins from least to greatest are:

Shiki
Jack
King Hassan

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Archer or Berserker Babe. Maybe make him a dual class because of his ability to both pitch and hit.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Because one is a psychotic murderer, while the other is an idol with terrible singing skills.

Inmate
Inmate

Ah. Why were you deleted? Who was the lucky servant?
stop playing and I got back
Don't mention that shit next time. It's a sure way to get people to ignore you.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

he isn't a bot made to spam a general for all eternity

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

i already watched the movies yesterday and cost me 6 bucks, so im thinking to have a sick leave today an rewatch, so it another 6 bucks.

so worth it to rewatch the show?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

sent bride in all

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

no Carmilla
no Cleopatra

Illusionz
Illusionz

Is he transitioning or something? Is that why he becomes so androgynous with his 3rd ascension? Always struck me as really odd.

Booteefool
Booteefool

CarmiLove!

likme
likme

its the vessel

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Wrong
King Hassan
Jack
Carmilla

StonedTime
StonedTime

He tried to pick up Tamamo Cat. I knocked his ass into the next county.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

In all seriousness though, I could see someone sperging out and creating bots to ruin this general.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

haha yeah, I got into accident around oct so I have to stop playing for 3 month, can't even move my body, but it's okay though now I'm perfectly healthy again

Techpill
Techpill

Forgot to mention that I still have that spot open if someone wants to add. Will max ascend Umu Bride during KnK. Just ran out of seeds. 896,184,972

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

youtube.com/watch?v=Vb3IMTJjzfo

Methnerd
Methnerd

She supplements with Kokuto's semen.

Flameblow
Flameblow

tfw you can only have 20 pending requests
rip

TechHater
TechHater

And dragons can't be psychotic murderers? Don't tell that to Kiyohime.

Booteefool
Booteefool

accepted, thank you user

Firespawn
Firespawn

I was deleted for pic related. That user later apologized saying he regretted it.

DeathDog
DeathDog

no servant based resource rate ups
just CE's
Huh so this should be a breeze then right?

eGremlin
eGremlin

not learning psychokinesis in a desperate effort to maintain your login streak
NEVER
GONNA
MAKE
IT

Spamalot
Spamalot

My king!

JunkTop
JunkTop

she traded her dragon points for vampire points. Apparently you can't double dip.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

No, it's double cancer now since you need CE's to get enemies to appear AND CE's to increase drops.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

He gets younger for no apparent reason. His third interlude is essentially "Why the fuck am I a teenager again?"

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Gramps!

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

UNLIMITED THREAD WORKS!

iluvmen
iluvmen

on time, migrate:
veekyforums.com/thread/204524000/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/204524000/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/204524000/video-games

Techpill
Techpill

She says right there. She's gotta go pee.

Flameblow
Flameblow

jobs to SHIKI

SniperGod
SniperGod

basically if you don't roll the gacha again you are more fucked than you were during Valentines just before

RumChicken
RumChicken

I want your saber

TechHater
TechHater

Nope

whereismyname
whereismyname

Check it again. TWO CEs for each level of rarity tied to TWO separate enemy appearance rateups.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

trips
milly
nice one desu

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Shit. Thankfully you're okay user.
Roka is that you?

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Yes

Sorry she's mine

Spamalot
Spamalot

Who?

hairygrape
hairygrape

10:17:32
its 6 post early.

Evilember
Evilember

what the fuck bros, is this the first time we've gone without multiple threads? holy shit

askme
askme

I would do it out of pure jealously to be honest with you. I could handle np 1 or 2 but 5. you're outta here.

cum2soon
cum2soon

What did umu mean by this, bros?

Spamalot
Spamalot

clearly she feels the need to explain the joke in one of her 'brilliant plays'.

All Shiki are thrown into a ring to battle for supremacy.

Who wins?

Firespawn
Firespawn

Umu is dumber than mordred, which is no small feat, so she probably doesn't mean anything by it.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Shiki(nanaya) and Satsujinki are the same shiki.