Just found a pretty neat category on Wikipedia:

Just found a pretty neat category on Wikipedia:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Obsolete_occupations

Not a regular of Veeky Forums but I think you guys would be the only people who might care

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Soon that will be every occupation when the robots take over.

I think it's interesting how we have entirely obsolete species, Horses. For thousands of years we've needed millions of horses and people to feed and shoe them and in less than a hundred years that all ended.

How will horses ever recover?

Theres a German TV series "Der letzte seines Standes" which shows old timers doing trades that are near extinct. youtube.com/watch?v=bu3sTgedGfc

We'll all be NEET

cool, I will check that out

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Its not listed, but here in the Philippines, there's a bunch of tribes here in the North who measure land borders of their states via "rests" (i.e. the amount of rest stops one makes on the way to the main village.). So they hired a strong dude to make land claims in tribal dispute meetings who can go for long strides without resting. I forgot what that man is called.

>>Feeder of Lice.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Obsolete_occupations
I think the occupation of Germany is obsolete by now.
>Ami go home

This is great OP thank-you for relieving my boredom for a little while longer

>obsolete occupations
>galley slave

when i grow up i want to be a Soda jerk.

Seems to me like it's barista lite.

>Human computer

Literally the coolest shit ever.

Groom of the stool, helping Kings take a proper shit!
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stool

i just like the name. ive actually worked a couple years as a bartender though.

>Groom of the stool

what are they? official arse wipers?

Sounds like Mentat desu.

Fuck you I was going to say that.

>NEET
Unfortunately we'll have to become shadowrunners. The corps will never allow comfy NEETdom on their dime.

Damn, look at all those Nazi Concentration camp positions not being filled any more.

Yes actually. Exactly that.

>hetairai
What. They're fucking courtesans.

By having laws that force companies to hire horses, and build some projects.

Less than a hundred years ago:
>Looks like horse is back on the menu boys!

>At funerals, archimimes walked behind the corpse, imitating the gestures and behaviors of the person being carried to the funeral pyre, as if they were still alive.

This. They really need to bring that back. >"Oh look, now he's pretending to be Uncle Jim masturbating to online pornography."

>An archimime is a chief buffoon or jester. Among the ancient Romans, archimimes were persons who imitated the manners, gestures, and speech both of the living and the deceased. At first, they were only employed in the theatre, but were afterwards admitted to their feasts, and at last to funerals. At funerals, archimimes walked behind the corpse, imitating the gestures and behaviors of the person being carried to the funeral pyre, as if they were still alive.
>literally hiring a clown for a funeral

>using deaf-mutes to murder the entire immediate family of a new sultan, because it's still easier than writing coherent rules on succession
>letting men run the harem, but only if they're a eunuch
>eunuch professions in general
Can you imagine how infuriating it must have been to be one of the last eunuchs? Making the ultimate sacrifice for your career, then finding out if you just waited a few more years you'd still have a dick.

In a capitalist it is weird that there aren't more people with valets. I mean personal assistants are basically gentlemen's gentlemen just as valets were, but there' less class about it.


In China they had to ban funeral strippers.
Not kidding.

The one for fan-wavers was also preferential of using deaf people since they would be near private conversations

more like funeral mimes i'd imagine

That there is an aristocratic culture that doesn't fear and romanticize death in a neurotic way the modern Western world does

Goddam you tools really do only use wikipedia and call it 'history'

This board is a joke.

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>Making fun of dead people at their funerals
>Noble

>he's never made a joke at a funeral
Low energy

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donkey_puncher

Nigga, Eunuchry is often a desparate gamble.

In China for example, there are only 3 ways to achieve higher government/court position.
>Join military (dangerous)
>Join civil service bureaucracy (needs edumacation and you prolly cant afford it)
>Get snipped. (tfw no sons, but you get a comfy life as palace servant and weasel your way to power if you landed Harem duty)

Hence Militarymen and Civil Servants generally reviled Eunuchs. So did most of Chinese society save for some virtuous chaps.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Court_dwarf
Manlets btfo

The Night Soil Man

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_soil#Ancient_Attica

>The Indian government's Union Ministry for Social Justice and Empowerment stated in 2003 that 676,000 people were employed in the manual collection of human waste in India. Social organizations have estimated that up to 1.3 million Indians collect such waste. Further, workers in the collection of human waste were confined to marriage amongst themselves, thereby leading to a waste-collecting caste, which passes its profession on from generation to generation.

>Employment of Manual Scavengers and Creation of Dry Latrines (Prohibition) Act 1993 has made manual scavenging illegal.

>Illegal to manually handle human shit.
>Nearly 700,000 people do it anyway.
>Superpower by 2020.

>ywn never be a court dwarf doing nothing but fucking around like a kid with ADHD all day

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Hudson