/lisg/ - Life is Strange General #733

Chloe loves Max!

Another zzekzzek/dotsot?!

>tfw max and chloe choose you to be the sperm donor, and you get to deliver it the natural way

Science has almost achieved sperm-less conception
Max and Chloe don't want your inferior DNA

Max loves Chloe!

Before Episode 5's release:
>Lol Mari's theories're shitty.It's way more than shitty to become true
>Chloe has to die thing doesn't make sense.Don't worry they will come with unpredictable story
>We're gonna learn everything about Max's powers,Rachel and Prescotts even Nathan,spirit animals..
>Jefferson knows about Max's powers
>Nathan,Frank,David or Samuel's gonna save us
>Victoria's with Max,she'll save her
>(After seeing Cemetery scene from leaks) I'm sure it'll be Williams,Rachel's or Kate's grave.
>Rachel's the doe and Butterfly and probably we'll see her in Max's dream
>Blue Jay's Chloe

After Episode 5's release:
>Mari's shitty cliche theory became right
>We visited the SF art gallery for 3 seconds. FOR 3 DAMN SECONDS
>Jefferson became a silly bad guy from Disney
>David came to save us.He's a former-soldier but he can't even fight,just listens teenager's orders. Even he doesn't know she has some time travel powers.
>Victoria's with us in the dark room.Laying there and we can talk her or not.Just it.
>Nathan get killed,Victoria too
>Nathan knew something about the storm but they cut it.
>Warren explained Max's powers(!)(thanks warryn) We found out her power causes/related with Chaos Theory and storm.It's not like we didn't know or something.
>Storm is only coming for Bay because Chloe lives in there but Max's the one who keep changes the time
>Prescotts story erased.Nobody even mention their name.
>Rachel's story fucked too.She isn't or butterfly,bluejay just spiritualdoe
>Spirit animals thing died.Blue Butterfly's storm summoner just it.
>Chloe dies again in one of endings (unpredictable) It gives you a lesson: You shouldn't have used your power.And you shouldn't play this game.Now erase your choices and cry like a bitch.
>The other ending's short but it's less cliché than other.We saved Chloe,storm's hit the town and gone.That's it
>So, once again we got the fact that our ending always will be BAE>Bay

Before BtS Episode 3's release:
>Devs: ''Intense episode is waiting for us.Be ready for it;);) There is a reason why we chose Tempest as major theme and you will find out;)''
>Don't worry, Deck9 won't disappoint us. They are better than Dontnod
>I love you Zak. Thank god, finally a developer who understands us!! What did we do to deserve him guyssss
>CLOUD 9!!! TELL ME WHATCHU REALLY LIKE... BE READY FOR MULTIPLE KISSESSS!! CLOUD 9 WOHOOOO
>Sera is a witch. Ending is going to be awesome
>We will see how Damon got killed
>We will get our revenge from Skeevy guys too
>We will see Skip's concert too. Rachel and Chloe will go there yeeeyy
>All plot holes Dontnod left will all be answered.
>Beanie Queen Steph will get hug and also we will have advice scene ;);)
>They will not touch 3 years. They will keep their promises:) Unlimited happy endings are coming. 6 variations depending our choices with RACHEL HYPE CLOUD9

After BtS Episode 3's release:
>Deck9's worse than Dontnod
>Devs were bullshitting all along: Tempest? They forgot it. Poor Shakespeare is rolling in his grave right now
>Zak went full retard
>Nothing was cut:)
>Girls went full nun-mode and was giving each other cheek kiss and 0.1 sec cuddle scene in bed -even with cloud 9 intimacy
>Choices didn't matter
>Pedo Frank
>Frank pushes Damon out of screen. God knows how is he fucking dead
>Rachel spent almost the whole episode in that hospital bed
>Chloe was unconscious at the very intense moment
>Sera magically untied herself
>End choice didn't solve anything
>William went full Fast and Furious flashbacks.
>Even if Sera and Rachel reunite, Sera gtfos that town in one way or another
>They added credits scene out of nowhere - Rachel's ded - Chloe's still suffering. Technically, they were bullshitting about not touching 3 years either

youtube.com/watch?v=wagkBedzwI8

As Max and Chloe are leaving the ruins of Arcadia Bay behind, there's one more tragic story unfolding
>Alice and Lisa stuck in Max's room, Alice hasn't eaten anything in days, the dorms are destroyed and no one comes looking for them
>"No one's gonna come save us, this is the end, we'll starve to death..."
>Alice...you can survive this and go back to your owner. All you have to do is... all you have to do is eat me."
>"What? No, fuck that. Lisa, you're my number one priority, I'm not eating you!"
>"Alice, think about it... how many times this week did you try to nibble my leafs? I'm a plant, Alice, you're a bunny, maybe it's time I accept my destiny... OUR destiny."
>"Lisa, I can't make this choice!"
>"No Alice, you're the only one who can"

>eat Lisa
instaud.io/kVV

>eat your own foot
instaud.io/kWb

@204517130
@204516954
you make these same stupid screen filling posts every thread and no one cares

They're a tradition. Deal with it. Also, learn to >> instead of @

its a way of not giving (yous) you newfag

Spotted the newfag.

>come into a general that's been around for years
>act like you own the place and tell the regulars how they should do things
lol. you have to go back to wherever you came from.

>complains about traditional pastas and how things have been for years
>calls other newfags

It's cute when these new faggots act like they own the place.

I wish I wasn't a cheap ass because I'd love to have copies of AK's work without the watermarks.

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Cute art. What are they saying?

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I wish I could understand, there's plenty of good artists from Korea.

>chasemarsh infesting the op
cancer ship

You're a cancer.

Pricefield and Chasemarsh are the best ships, my friend

they are talking about how cool kim jong un is and that north korea is best korea

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>awww thanks Chloe for the camera!!!
>tackles her to the bed and does lewd things to her

Hey OP, would you mind switching the descriptions of LiS and BtS in the OP next thread?

victoria is a cunt and deserves all bullying

I'd be more worried about the lack of Oxford commas throughout

marshdawgman is only acceptable kate ship

Chloe! Thank you SO much!

well we do know she loves wieners

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youtu.be/V6Gzly1HGeo

what is the final solution to the amberpricer question?

Twenty-fucking-seven more days of waiting :/

Just take a looooong nap.

Can't wait for these 2 qt's to play pirates!!!!!!!!

will chloe clumsily attempt to plunder max's booty?

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Cutest girl in Arcadia Bay.

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Kek. Yeah hopefully

You're welcome Max, anything for you.

If not in reality, she'll no doubt pretend to do it in her mind

CUTE

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Oh God, thank you (or whoever made these). They're so cute. We need more gifs of the game modded to be from Max and Chloe's PoV.

head canon: Max was an extremely clumsy first mate, always falling down and running into things. It only took her the reunion and first pirate outing with Chloe to realize the eye patch Chloe kept insisting on her wearing had limited her depth perception.

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Ha! I like it.

The games in the series are pretty fun. not really any reason for it to pretend that the options mattered for the most part though

yeah, it's glorified visual novel really.

watch that hand, V

Getting dangerously close to Katie's sin-cave

Other than make the choices mean a lot more and have bigger consequences, I can't think what they could do to improve the overall game play.

1 basic ending for a game like this is a pisstake honestly

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Alice is lucky to have such a loving family.

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And a new step mom!

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Watch your mouth, Victor

twitter.com/LifeIsStrange/status/961291577304985600

I hate Deck Nine.

He's probably joking, right?

twitter.com/luc_baghadoust/status/961285886578253825

I think he's joking.

Probably

God I hate Ashly

Oh

Hi Trashly
Stick to speaking into a microphone, nothing more. Thanks

I don't remember this part from the just friends route

>Trashly
This makes you sound like a middle school student. It's fine to dislike someone but leave the childish nicknames to the playground.

>twitter.com/LifeIsStrange/status/961291577304985600

didn't mean to link that whatever.

She's objectively as useful as trash though

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I thought this was some kind of strange reference to the idea that Chloe was being corrupted by Rachel's lustful advances

that too

Chloe is such a goof.

>as if Chloe didn't enjoy every second of that sweet corruption

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>the majority of life is strange porn produced in the last week has had rachel in it
This is the worst timeline.

It's the newest game so that makes sense.

>people are desecrating best girl
I agree

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I love how dorky she is underneath the "tough badass" act.

It's only just now that porn with Rachel is picking up steam. Even through all of the BtS episodes, there was barely any I was hoping we were just going to get away with there never being much, but no, there's suddenly a lot being published now. Maybe someone finally made a decent model of her and that's it, who knows.

I noticed you didn't post "Cutest girl in Arcadia Bay" until almost 40 posts down. You're slipping up, baiter.

Nice!

I was at work, give me a break.