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AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

IT'S HIGH THROW - Edition
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likme
likme

I love my husband The Grim Reaper.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Here comes T.Racer!

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

THE STATE OF DALLAS

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

i want to bully mccree until he cries!

MPmaster
MPmaster

D LUL L L LUL S

askme
askme

Solo queueing in comp is comparable to getting a lobotomy

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Remember not to reply to the Ana76 shit poster
Ignore his posts

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

one of the worst balance patches they game has had
same 4 maps every time
horribly lazy paint bucket everything one colour effect colour schemes
trying to instill national pride in teams that are mostly all korean

is this the worst professionally pushed esport competition yet?

Methnerd
Methnerd

Yes but the game is dead so groups aren’t a thing. People acting like elo hell isnt real. You can lose 10 games in a row and be an amazing player.

Evilember
Evilember

Dallas just needs not retarded tanks.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

THEY ARE INSTALLING TAIMOUS PC

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

OFOURWATCH

FastChef
FastChef

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF DALLAS
losing
pause unpause
winning
FUEL MORE LIKE FOOLS
match hasn't started
take off sweater
dallas lost

JunkTop
JunkTop

faggot posters

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Just use the filter nigger
0VERW4TCH

Inmate
Inmate

15st for reaper is a pedophile

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

why do they keep using these 2 casters for every fucking game? their back and forth is so fucking cringy

SniperGod
SniperGod

Taip-2 Diabetes needs to turn on his computer

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

The faggot isn't on the filter.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

CHAIKA ON THE FOURTH PAGE

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

kys

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

C LUL C C LUL

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Woke up late lads.
How the fuck did Dallas manage to lose a map to Shanghai?

Methnerd
Methnerd

they benched effect

SniperWish
SniperWish

ELO hell

you won't steadily climb from gold to masters. if you are a new, potential masters player that is playing gold you will completely obliterate people and climb extremely fast to probably low diamond, then from there improve your play and get better and climb to masters eventually. if you are plat and have been plat for multiple season you probably will stay at plat unless you make an actual effort to get better by studying your game and training like it's your job. If you are good you will climb, any loss streaks, throwers or shit teams will only be roadbumps.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Let's be serious. A team of meme streamers was destined to job.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I'll add him then.

King_Martha
King_Martha

idk stay tuned and watching them lose the next 3

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

w-why

Emberfire
Emberfire

These guys have no chemistry. This doesn't even qualify as banter. Holy shit, this is terrible. So much dehype from that conversation.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Effect literally stuck in ELO hell

viagrandad
viagrandad

Guys I think taimou is actually about to kill himself

IS KYKY GOING TO BE FIRED?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Dallas Fuel
Best players in the world
Pick one KyKy, we know that's not fucking true.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Rig the match on half time for fuck sake. This is embarrassing.

WebTool
WebTool

He's too good for them

eGremlin
eGremlin

it's a thunker

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Electric Light Orchestra?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

the biggest thing is that they continue their cringey dialogue when things are fucking happen and they should be doing their jobs

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I need a Mickie in my life

5mileys
5mileys

wtf are we waiting for
are they figuring out how to rig the match or what

Bidwell
Bidwell

sc2 has Tastosis
overwatch still lacking

SniperWish
SniperWish

people unironically posting xqc's discord

RumChicken
RumChicken

what's with all this filler

Supergrass
Supergrass

why is mickie so cute?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Tastosis is pretty top though, hard for anyone to beat that

Soft_member
Soft_member

one of the worst balance patches they game has had
definitely a mistake going live on the mercy meta

same 4 maps every time
it's boring, but it has to be fair for everyone. Each team faces each team is the same settings and they only have to scrim and get gud for a limited pool which means they can work on better and more memey tactics.

horribly lazy paint bucket everything one colour effect colour schemes
I actually really like it. I'm not sure what else you expect from the colour schemes, rainbows or something? maybe they need a different colour for at least one of the blue teams.

trying to instill national pride in teams that are mostly all korean
you need to watch more international sports, this isn't unusual at all

girlDog
girlDog

Mickie is an angel

Methnerd
Methnerd

Technical problems most likely.

Snarelure
Snarelure

PCs dont work

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I can play tank as bad as him. Wanna team up?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

They have to go over the script, and make sure Shanghai doesn't stray from it again.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

tfw you can see the tilt from Effect throughout the clip
NO NOT LIKE THIS

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Taimou needs some more time to get his aimbot working

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

taimou suicided

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

they're translating the script to the dragons

Methnerd
Methnerd

Seagull needed to be changed.

Snarelure
Snarelure

they are trying to talk taimou out of hanging himself

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Remember that sad Taimou tweet? I wonder how he feels after losing to the worst team in OWL.

RumChicken
RumChicken

I was one game from masters. Someone knew and purposely threw as attack hammer torb. Ever since then I’ve been stuck 3200. I encounter throwers all day. I played all day. I played the same when I was destroying masters. I’ve literally played 30 matches today and I’m down 40 points from 3240. Don’t tell me there isn’t elo hell. If people tried their hardest and didn’t troll then this game would actually be fun.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

implying im not adding pixels to all my waifu posts

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

INSERT. NOT F1!

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

The jean shirt cuck was visibly mad about the other guy's banter and didn't play along with the other cringe Irish ancestry leopard skin kilt shit. I was filled with 2nd hand embarrassment. I finally understand that haHAA/cringe reaction now, because of those two.

5mileys
5mileys

All answers posted before are the truth.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Dallas lost too quickly. That's why they paused the game, because if Dallas had lost there it would have thrown them completely off schedule. They had to organize it with Shanghai so that Dallas could take point A and push the payload to the end in OT. That way, Dallas would still lose, but they wouldn't have to use as much filler to pad out between games.

massdebater
massdebater

how to escape shitters in silver?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

people unironically paying attention to xqcbab's

Nojokur
Nojokur

I thought computers from OMEN by HP would be working properly?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Then do it? Waste more time lmao

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I don't understand. What does it take to be a good player? Do you mean that a masters player will single-handedly destroy the enemy team alone or is it somethings else. Could you elaborate?

Spamalot
Spamalot

group with a friend

Soft_member
Soft_member

Have the casuals even tried to consider that Taimou/Seagull are just not good at all?

Bidwell
Bidwell

colourised photograph of overwatch pro "effect" making the final decision to remove beloved fellow players "mickie", "taimou", "coco" and coach 'kyky" from his team. Not pictured here is "xqc" after he was found dead after becoming trapped in a diet coke vending machine

TechHater
TechHater

If they're anything like arteezybabs they'll multiply and kill the general

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

By using both of your hands when you play your placement matches so you don't fall in that shithole.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

check bounced, need to negotiate financing

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

never been below plat but I heard that all you need to climb out is gold damage and they scale your points accordingly

MPmaster
MPmaster

not enjoying unadulterated autism

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

it aint me starts playing

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Acquire proficiency

StonedTime
StonedTime

using characters that require aim
using characters that require an iota of skill
using characters that aren't dead ringers for David Bowie

DeathDog
DeathDog

Holy shit, this guy is a fucking autismo. I thought he left. esports dug up all the shit posters from the grave.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Reading through his twitter feed reminds me of that one LN author that posted 'I want to live' before he died.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

i just mute it when it is between games and i see their faces

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

They actually performed alright last map, they aren't Dreamkazper tier by any stretch but they weren't the problem.

Mickie fed and often the supports died really early.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

QP
T500 DPS main in the enemy team

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I heard
Is this why everyone only picks DPS

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

arteezybabs
I shudder to ask, but who?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

What will OWL implement to try and implement league parity? If this system continues for the next two or three years, there's always going to be the same teams dominating the league. Will they implement a draft? Will they have promotion/relegation?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

1 hour for 1 map

This is going to be a long night.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Taimou sitting on the steps at the edge of the stage
Seagull desperately trying to cheer him up by reminding him he's not as bad as him yet or fat
Custa telling him that it's unprofessional to kill himself on stage
Mickie still being a retard tells him that it's ok and at least he'll always be able to play roadhog
Why do I need this in my life

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Seagull is bad. Taimou was pretty competent.

Supergrass
Supergrass

just be yourself

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Snorizon

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Dallas Fuel PCs not working right
Must be code for Taimous aimbot not working...

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

dota's xqc

MPmaster
MPmaster

what a player

SniperWish
SniperWish

t. Taimou

RavySnake
RavySnake

I miss bowie

cum2soon
cum2soon

I came here looking for a discord to find people to play with no luck.

I tend to just smash my cock on my keyboard and get gold medals constantly

first two seasons @ gold. started playing with RL friends and other than one of them they're just not gud enuf. I frequently get gold damage and gold elims as mcdouche

thanks for a feeback though

askme
askme

pro player
Why are they wasting spots like this on meme streamers

This guy doesn’t even try

hairygrape
hairygrape

i get enough of that from my comp games

Emberfire
Emberfire

this is torture

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Seagull actually won some fights for them, he's definitely improved over time, probably because he isn't streaming much anymore and is practicing.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Seagull desperately trying to cheer him up by reminding him he's not as bad as him yet or fat
wording on this is downright funny

Techpill
Techpill

The worst part is he does try. He's suspended his 6 figure streamer salary to be OWL pro and he's still this bad.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Memegull

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

League parity
What makes you think this is a consideration at all? No sports team has the league change things around so that they don't get stomped so hard. Some teams are just bad and their fans accept it.

seagull embodies the right-click DPS player

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

i-i should have stayed home streaming gaining bux ;_;

farquit
farquit

JUST GET TO THE FUCKING GAME ALREADY I WANNA SEE DALLAS COMMIT SUICIDE

5mileys
5mileys

be GMT+1
stay up for this shit
real filler hours

Fuck reruns though.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

3 elims
4 deaths

.750 gets you to the hall of fame in baseball friends

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Seoul
Korean
London
Korean
New york
Korean
Houston
American

Houston you gotta step up i believe in you

whereismyname
whereismyname

taimou downloads some hacks and puts them on his mouse in a desperate attempt to save face vs shanghai
one was really a virus
currently sweating bullets as the techs tear his pc apart looking for the issue

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I can put "meme" in other words

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I actually really like it. I'm not sure what else you expect from the colour schemes, rainbows or something?

Shading? Secondary colours? Some fucking effort? I sure fucking love looking at really pale single colours vs pale white every single game

They took effects that have these things, and turned them into just purely worse versions of themselves.

you need to watch more international sports, this isn't unusual at all

Name a SINGLE international team for any sport that has an actual team of players that are all not or mostly not from the country they are based?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Is there a professional overwatch player more handsome than my man Jehong?

Emberburn
Emberburn

Why do you think draft systems exist?

SniperWish
SniperWish

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
ITS BEEN 30 MINS

RavySnake
RavySnake

people here are autistic about discord because itll kill this already dead general

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Valiant: "Stamina's not really a problem for us"

Confirmed chads. I bet they have orgies with Hollywood groupies

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

1 hour to play one map

farquit
farquit

Кoк

likme
likme

PLAY THE FUCKING MATCH STOP WITH THE FUCKING FILLER SHIT IF YOU'RE GONNA DELAY THE GAME BY AN HOUR AT LEAST GIVE US A GODDAMN EXPLANATION OF WHY THERE WAS THE DELAY

Snarelure
Snarelure

Holy shit it's starting.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Some people are just naturally better. They have better aim, better natural gamesense, better communication. A masters player in low elo like gold would annihilate lower ranks. they wouldn't even need to know all the nuances with the game, if you have good enough aim you can just play soldier or whatever and use mechanical skill. A new player to the game who is a potential masters would probably very quickly find themselves at high plat/low diamond tiers just from natural ability, actually learning the game and how it works would put them up to masters.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Anyone else love DOA?

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

2 injured last week

happy_sad
happy_sad

Seagull is a meme. I wanted something meme related too. So I combined "meme" with "ring."

TreeEater
TreeEater

"the reason for effect not playing is a secret, pooling his energy for tomorrow"
-xqc, just now

Evilember
Evilember

2 of his 3 kills were helix

WebTool
WebTool

JAKEGULL IS BACK

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I mean Seagull pressed Q on Genji, sure, but only after he fell off the map. Taimou actually got headshots and killed supports and shit.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

based monte

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Is there an explanation for Dallas not playing Effect? Is he sick or something? Is Dallas letting Shanghai win?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Why is Effect benched this game?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

based mei poster

MPmaster
MPmaster

For a team of literally whos that got picked from China's Diamond players, they sure are hard to bribe.

King_Martha
King_Martha

virus was chinese malware
taimou accuses shanghai of foul play
fanboys help him get away with it
tweets about the importance of integrity in competitive gaming

JunkTop
JunkTop

Effect was suspended from play for rage quitting a ranked match because he had a sym thrower in his games

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

its a joke

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

block your path

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

wasting money
user, plz. they didn't sign memegull of his skill. they signed him for his fanbase. That's several hundred thousands guaranteed fans for fuel. Fans that will buy tickets and merch. Same with xQc

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

TOP KEK

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

what is this sniping?
he didnt shoot 2 people

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

dallas is a stepping stone for his growth
THE ABSOLUTE STATE

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

implying it won't be worth when our dragon bois absolutely meme the shit out of dalas cuckel and we have glorious banter

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

yeah seagull is pretty fat

Supergrass
Supergrass

mah Boi Zen poppin niggas tranquil left and right

King_Martha
King_Martha

tfw your zenyatta is a better sniper than your widow

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

freefeed

WebTool
WebTool

Altering killing Taimou
HYPEROMEGALUL

idontknow
idontknow

based infographic guy still shitting on Effect/Undead

Spamalot
Spamalot

HIYA

HI

5mileys
5mileys

A-Mei-zing!

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Harryhook moving forward on zen towards winston
a fucking plat match

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

TAIMOU IS LITERALLY A PLAT SHITTER

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Mei stall

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Everything about xqc
Effect getting banned
Losing to SD of all teams

Man, the DF higher-ups are going to go insane before stage 2

Emberfire
Emberfire

Seagull having to play Mei
Not even in the RJH sense
Someone get him his diabetes meds, fast. They can't be banned from the league

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Why's does Mickie like playing baby Dva so much?

Soft_member
Soft_member

Live by the memestreamer die by the memestreamer

viagrandad
viagrandad

widow on 2cp defense

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I can't believe Fuel is having this much trouble against the fucking Dragons. This is pathetic.

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

xQc sounds genuinely surprised taimou is hitting shots on widow
l o l

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I've never actually seen t aimou kill someone

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

commentators DESPERATELY looking for things to praise Taimou for
this transparently

w8t4u
w8t4u

Seagull playing rat in the rafters

Inmate
Inmate

He's hitting shields

idontknow
idontknow

I thoguht he was good during APEX, but after watching uber/mrx I realised him and monte are very average casters. They aren't bad, they just don't really analyse the game and have no real flavour to their casting other than memeing about random shit during breaks.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

link plz

Emberburn
Emberburn

switching back to throwrat.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

widow watching as the enemy take the point
just like my pubs!

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

works if u land the shots

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Dallas

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

fuel is really done

farquit
farquit

this is why you dont sign on sketchy players

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

A FUCKING PLAT MATCH

Lunatick
Lunatick

Post yfw Shanghai wins the series

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

TAIMOU HAS 7 KILLS
TAIMOU HAS 7 KILLS
TAIMOU HAS 7 KILLS
TAIMOU HAS 7 KILLS
TAIMOU HAS 7 KILLS
TAIMOU HAS 7 KILLS
TAIMOU HAS 7 KILLS
TAIMOU HAS 7 KILLS
TAIMOU HAS 7 KILLS
TAIMOU HAS 7 KILLS

girlDog
girlDog

DallASS
DaL L L L L L L L L as

idontknow
idontknow

Unironically just like my QP matches

Except the widows are actually better

TreeEater
TreeEater

xQc just said it's because Taimou's been going to the gym that his muscles and aim is fugged

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

You can't contest.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Serious question, how would I qualify to be on LA Gladiators?

I’m really good, I believe in myself so much that I’d quit my job and devote full time to training

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

It's why I'm staying up user.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Cocco looks depressed
Chipshajen on the verge of suicide
Seagull trying to figure out how he can get to Jack in the Box for a free meal during the break
Taimou laughing through tears
Take Dallas off of the diet, it isn't working!

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Is Taimou the biggest reason why Dallas sucks? That's really what it seems like to me.

DeathDog
DeathDog

ya, thats why

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

6 more than the rest of his team

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Taimou has been saying hes been going to the gym for a year now

He still looks like a tub of lard

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

xqc can say taimou rapes his ass nightly, I don't give a fuck fuck off underage eceleb discordshitter

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

diet, more like die-t

5mileys
5mileys

absolutely desperate

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

join his discord
laggy as fuck though

Techpill
Techpill

He keeps making exuses.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Going to the gym =/= doing something at the gym

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

kek

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

this is the second most exciting match of the week after the korea bowl.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Why don't fuel play 4tank Moira? They kicked the shit out of Dynasty that way.

Flameblow
Flameblow

it's not like he's getting permabenched with aKm signing next stage

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Exercise doesn't mean that much when you use it as an excuse to down even more junkfood

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

neither can dead enemy players

happy_sad
happy_sad

you're probably good enough for the glads, just ring them up

Inmate
Inmate

that riptire to kill mickie

that dva bomb to nowhere

wtf is going on

SniperWish
SniperWish

what time is the event

eGremlin
eGremlin

Be Winston
Get slept
Get killed
Get rezzed
Get immediately slept and killed again

FastChef
FastChef

someone give the banter infographic guy a casting spot

JunkTop
JunkTop

You know what Dallas needs?
An attack sym

Why not? they're desperate enough and it's not beneath them.

King_Martha
King_Martha

You need to suck Surefour's cock better than Bischu.

askme
askme

that dva bomb to nowhere

re mech, ive never seen this in qp where you would justify a dva ult with no target just to refresh meka health

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

18 hours from now

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Servers are supposed to come back from maintenance at 8 pacific time tomorrow

happy_sad
happy_sad

sign akm, delete taimou

sign harbleu, delete mickie

lobotomise xqc, ban him from streaming, put him winston permanently, delete coco

dallas is fixed

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

18 hours from now

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

genji is balanced

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

APOLOGIZE DALLAS HATERS

DeathDog
DeathDog

That's a toughie, boy has nice lips

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Undead is destroying Taimou 1v1

happy_sad
happy_sad

seagull actually played really clean there but that's literally the only time he's done anything

Inmate
Inmate

they're both trash on widow

FastChef
FastChef

I'm sorry.
Sorry Dallas fucking sucks.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Seagull is GOOD

Spamalot
Spamalot

He killed him 3 times in a row on Dallas defense 2nd point but none of the cameras showed it.

Flameblow
Flameblow

sor--
pause

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

be winston
outskilled by the enemy team
tell my mercy over mic to not res me
mercy moves out of position
swoops in to revive me into 4 enemies
they let her get the res off
kill her immediately after words
ana splashes me with a bottle of her piss and sleep darts me
smash the motherfucking P button
Mercy not in voice
in her own little duo-queue sekret club
Need bans for these people desu.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Prepare to eat those words when Dallas clinches this round

idontknow
idontknow

Okay, "Sorry".

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

altering is sooooo bad, bring back fiveking he can't be any worse

TreeEater
TreeEater

that guy's a booster so he cant

Evilember
Evilember

Holy shit, China PLEASE

Flameblow
Flameblow

Try watching the game.

Nojokur
Nojokur

So they're gonna be 1-1 against a team that has literally not won a set.
What words do you want me to eat? Dallas Fuel fucking sucks and HarryHook is the only player actually fucking doing anything.

Booteefool
Booteefool

Classic Carryhook.

w8t4u
w8t4u

they seriously cant choke again

Methnerd
Methnerd

How did Taimou move his eyebrows like that?

WebTool
WebTool

Prepare to eat those words if Dallas manages to beat the worst team in OWL

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

here's a good exemple of zen play.
play around the corners, don't panic, aim smoothly.
good harryhook

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

BROS NO THE SCRIPT

WTF ARE DALLS DOING

Firespawn
Firespawn

Coke. It's part of the Dallas weight loss and nutrition program. They need to give Seagull some anti depressants tho before he sneaks away to Jack in the Box during the break.

w8t4u
w8t4u

if they were doing cocaine they'd be performing a lot better

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Effect completely unnecessary

w8t4u
w8t4u

CHINKS BTFO

Eat shit Texas haters

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

If Dallas win I wonder if Malik will interview Seagull again

Playboyize
Playboyize

why isnt florida mayhem sponsored by mcdonalds?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Anti depressants will make him become a literal hamplanet.
This would normally work, but his heart would give out because his arteries are clogged with cheese.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

it's gonna be a 5 game set with 3-2 for dragons

RavySnake
RavySnake

You'd think so, but Taimou's so high he can't hit the INSERT key to toggle his aimbot.

WebTool
WebTool

meme map

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

WTF IS GOING ON WITH THE AUDIO

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

DALLAS WINS 1-1

iluvmen
iluvmen

Don't play Effect
Get dumpstered
Play Effect
Win
Good team.

FastChef
FastChef

some ringu shit going on in this stream

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

they didn't play effect retard

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Probably will for the memes, no doubt they'll give that handshake a second try.

w8t4u
w8t4u

match is prerecorded, they forgot to turn off audio before rewinding casette tape

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Dragons will be 0 - 9 today

5mileys
5mileys

there is actually a 100% serious ardent Dallas fan posting

askme
askme

inb4 they feed the chicken

Skullbone
Skullbone

dallas tied with the worst team
is dallas finished after owl?

SniperGod
SniperGod

That is embarrassing

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

ftfy

Illusionz
Illusionz

clips.twitch
.tv/ObliqueGiftedPidgeonNononoCat
sombra hacks OWL stream

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

calls himself HarryHook
doesn't play Roadhog

happy_sad
happy_sad

shutup nerd
b-b-burn blue baby...

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Dallas only gets better in stage 2.

me

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

i have a friend thats a Dallas fan because of the preseason. meanwhile I didnt know there was one so I picked Houston as the other TX team.
These games have been great

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

is quad tanks the new meta

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

i mean yeah he's the faggot who keeps posting about xqc. he's been here for a while

at least he played it off well

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

they were undefeated for like two tournaments when they were envyus

what happened?

Supergrass
Supergrass

Dallas vs Dragons

5mileys
5mileys

LAN security

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Houston
falling for the worse memestreamers and le LGBT meme
kys tbqhwyfamalam

DeathDog
DeathDog

soe's my number 1 but reinforce is a qt

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Anti-cheat

Bidwell
Bidwell

HOLY FUCK ARE THEY STILL N THE OLD PATCH WITH THE INSTANT REZ???

Snarelure
Snarelure

APEX wasn't LAN

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

reinforce
nigga bren's the only cute analyst in the entire league

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Only for Horizon.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

ive been seeing a lot of it in qp, usually rein/orisa, dva, hog, zarya

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Mickie hasn't adapted to the dva changes
Taimou fell off a cliff
Management gambling on meme shit like xqc destroying morale
Also you know, everyone else improved while Seagull coasted on twitch

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

fucking hope not

girlDog
girlDog

It wasn't run by the developers? Does Apex have access to the source code and do they improve security themselves?

WebTool
WebTool

Yup, the rest of this week will be on the old patch. Stage 2 is when the mercy changes hit league.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

mercy meta + drafted shitty meme streamers

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Yes, how can anyone take this league seriously? None of this matches the meta at all.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

I would be surprised if they somehow manage to get worse.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

no fucks about any of that, i chose them because they have better colors than dallas and they are more of a "hometown" for me

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

actually drinking the twitch eceleb kool-aid

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Why the fuck would they need the source code? They check players equipment like everyone else.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

They're adding at least 1 really good player in aKm who will probably be their main hitscan specialist for playing McCree and Soldier

whereismyname
whereismyname

Seagull is a passive aggressive cunt before
Still a passive aggressive cunt now
Doesn't work well with others
Put someone like xQc on the team with him
It was destined to fail. Seagull needs to be retired.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Even the casters against Dallas

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

holy shit are you 12?

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

50-50

iluvmen
iluvmen

Loud cheers for Shanghai
Half that for Dallas
"Feel like it's 50/50!"
Nope, no bias here.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I don't think you understand, without the China market OWL is doomed.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Are you retarded?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Dallas only gets better in stage 2.
with stage 2 comes the changes to mercy and junk?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Take out Altering
Replace with Fiveking
EZ
PZ

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

you're damn right. no product has ever succeeded without a chinese audience, ever. it's simply not possible, not enough money. china numba wan

w8t4u
w8t4u

You have no idea what you are talking about and think they disassemble peripherals they bring from the practice area which has free internet and no supervision
Also the CS scene had teenagers look at the mouses lel

idontknow
idontknow

Yeah, Chips no longer has to play the whore and Harryhook can finally play Lucio again, not that he's been bad on the Zenyatta.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

tfw this is probably going to be the last time we'll see this card
Can we just take a moment to appreciate this guy trying his hardest to pull off the same expression as Mercy? Also gimme an F for the Mercy cards this stage. ;____;7

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

two hours to do shortass maps
still long-ass "halftime"

RavySnake
RavySnake

they have to make it sound like it's close

Supergrass
Supergrass

passive aggressive cunt
or
screaming autismo for twitchbux
its literally pick your poison

King_Martha
King_Martha

what anime

iluvmen
iluvmen

Important question who has the best butt?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

WHY IS THE NEGRO BACK

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

the chinese ow scene died

Techpill
Techpill

I want Ume to punish me!

Methnerd
Methnerd

Esspected
Why?

Evilember
Evilember

Malik is actually in the league
Seagull there
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

DeathDog
DeathDog

S

Skullbone
Skullbone

R A W K U S
A
W
K
U
S

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

mouses
Yep, you're retarded.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Effect

5mileys
5mileys

peripherals
No you are retarded

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Ben-to

w8t4u
w8t4u

FUEL IS GONNA WIN JUST SO MALIK CAN TALK TO SEAGULL AFTER THE GAME AND THEY CAN DO ANOTHER HANDSHAKE

Methnerd
Methnerd

The cameraman can't help himself when he sees the thiccness

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

It'll actually be embarrassing if Shanghai manages to lose to an Effect-less Dallas.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

what if he is a bot that shitpost with the intention to get us all to jack off

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

The APEX security could aswell be better than OWL for all we know. It's Koreans.

Supergrass
Supergrass

anti-dive with Taimou instead of Effect

girlDog
girlDog

he doesn't get it
Yep, you're still retarded.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Dallas is so fragile they benched EFFECT so that they don't look as bad when they lose

SniperWish
SniperWish

retard shut the fuck up

retard shut the fuck up

WebTool
WebTool

F

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

fuck it just put seagull back on junkrat

likme
likme

Looks like they managed to wear Shanghai down enough for them to accept the throw order.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

altering is soooooo fucking bad

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Is EFFECT sick?

farquit
farquit

Taimou carrying Dallas hard

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

dallas stomping
CHEQUE CLEARED BOYS

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

hero switching shouldnt be allowed in pro overwatch

prove me wrong

whereismyname
whereismyname

WutFace spam is my favorite

its so cute

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

oh my god its causing me physical pain

JunkTop
JunkTop

"Pro" Overwatch shouldnt be allowed to exist

prove me wrong

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Doomfist

but why

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

you from the future?

whereismyname
whereismyname

I agree.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

if they didnt want it in the game you wouldnt be able to at all

hairygrape
hairygrape

Doomfist unironically being used in the pros

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

China shamelessly throwing

Nice League you have there, Jeff.

DeathDog
DeathDog

The question is whether he'll stick with Mercy in Stage 2 or find all new ways to throw.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Switching should be allowed, but teams should be able to ban certain champs each round.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

how did mickie do that

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

He's a great hero what are you talking about

massdebater
massdebater

D.Va is OP

Emberburn
Emberburn

Undead is the chink Effect. He needs to throw enough to keep up his morale.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

playing Doom in league
LMAO

FastChef
FastChef

nice script

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Dallas is destroying the cuckgons

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

holy shit Shanghai is so bad

takes2long
takes2long

if you can shoot into tanks you get the mech back instantly

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Undead so disgusted with his team he switches to Doomfist

I do this all the time too

whereismyname
whereismyname

dallas is winning guys

MPmaster
MPmaster

Doomfist countered by jumping
Is there a worse hero in the entire game?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Not switching FiveKing in instead of your Gold Mercy

Snarelure
Snarelure

Dallas haters thought

Evilember
Evilember

dva
roahog
balanced

the absolute state of overwatch's balancing

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Will we see a tie-breaker today?

mine is sombra

cum2soon
cum2soon

I'm surprised they're putting Seagull on hitscan a lot more, I think this is the first match we saw him on Soldier 76, not a bad team to test him against.

He definitely needs practice though.

Methshot
Methshot

Hey if you play nothing but Doomfist, get into the top 500 with him you could get picked up by a team as a "doomfist specialist" and get paid to play videogames

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Symmetra desu

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

teams should be able to ban certain champs each round
seen this retarded idea repeated
why do you think that would be a good idea? teams would just ban each others best heroes or heroes that perform well on certain maps

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

He never posts lewd. It's always crappy images of Jack and Ana smiling together or eating food.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

I've been seeing it a lot in qp
4 tank comps

Nigga wtf. The only time I ever even get a tank in qp is if I'm playing them.

girlDog
girlDog

Shanghai's supports are like silver rank, I'd be disgusted too.

askme
askme

symmetra is bad

this meme needs to end

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

symmetra can't be countered by jumping so no

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Why would they test him with Taimou/Effect/aKm in the team though. Effect must be just sick today.

Inmate
Inmate

Hey if you play bothing but Symmetra, get into the top 500 wih her you could get picked up by a team as a "Sym specialist" and get paid to play videogames

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

soe

TechHater
TechHater

memes aside his genji is pretty good

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

"Hanzo at your service"

(You)

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

what he fuck sort of last name is that

viagrandad
viagrandad

personal reasons
AHAHAHAHAHA

w8t4u
w8t4u

teams would just ban each others best heroes or heroes that perform well on certain maps

i mean i know ow pro scene is a joke but surely you cannot say "respect bans" as they are called on dota being bad for the game because the pros are one trick mongoloids

Firespawn
Firespawn

not being thai

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

this is overweight on /owg/

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

TORBJORN, READY TO VORK

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Seagull is better than /owg/ gives him credit for, he ain't Shadowburn tier but he's pretty good.

girlDog
girlDog

I go to the gym every other day with cardio and lifting, you might not want to play widow the second after doing bench presses but it's a bullshit excuse

cum2soon
cum2soon

what did they say about effect?

Techpill
Techpill

Is dallas the least likable team ever?

TreeEater
TreeEater

effect not even allowed in the stadium

Man, streaming is actually a hazard. Nice rules, Jeff.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Teams would have to adapt and come up with new strategies and compositions

Boy that sounds awful

WebTool
WebTool

Soe a qt
also that's a single retarded user's opinion, this isn't a hivemind

whereismyname
whereismyname

"Personal reasons"

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

T H I C C

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Effect gone due to "personal reasons"

He gon get assassinated by Blizzard

Techpill
Techpill

Torb falls into the same crevice as Sym by requiring some degree of time to setup first to not be a throw. When it goes wrong is when a hero requires time to draw out their potential.

WebTool
WebTool

yes

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

I get a hard on whenever someone looks up my stats and sees that I have never played a single match in competitive ever.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

DOOMFIST IS GETTING BUFFED ON PTR
DOOMFIST IS GETTING BUFFED ON PTR
DOOMFIST IS GETTING BUFFED ON PTR
DOOMFIST IS GETTING BUFFED ON PTR
DOOMFIST IS GETTING BUFFED ON PTR
DOOMFIST IS GETTING BUFFED ON PTR
DOOMFIST IS GETTING BUFFED ON PTR
DOOMFIST IS GETTING BUFFED ON PTR
DOOMFIST IS GETTING BUFFED ON PTR
DOOMFIST IS GETTING BUFFED ON PTR

farquit
farquit

Nah, pretty sure that's Houston.

WebTool
WebTool

Effect ragequit?

viagrandad
viagrandad

but houston at least wins sometimes, people like winners more than losers

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

link or gtfo

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Only minor shit

Flameblow
Flameblow

Jesus christ boy, why would anyone even care about your "stats" if you're not in comp. Who the fuck do you think you are?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Effect had a rough week last week. He ended up playing Paladins and Tekken again in some sort of desperate attempt to take a break. Then there were rumours of him throwing in comp and on stream.

askme
askme

I just think it is a badge of honor that I dont wallow in the filth of competitive shit like the others do.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Trusting blizzard to know what "minor" means

SniperWish
SniperWish

trying to watch on mobile data
saving megabytes watching in 360p

this is absolute suffering, whole hog turns the screen into giant artefact squares.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Seagull Genji

MPmaster
MPmaster

I'm so sorry.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

This stealth hog is incredible.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

badge of honour
in the shit game that is overwatch
I mean. You could have just posted your Steam profile with 1000 hours of Dirty Bomb on record, not playing since 2016. Instead you're bragging that you're drinking fermented semen and shit. Get a life bro.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

coach notices he's on genji
immediately gets him back on junkrat

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

What's up with Jeff and all these posts?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

TIDDY QUEEN INFO!

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Stealth Roadhog

askme
askme

the absolute state of burger internet

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

maybe theyll have his punch cd reset on kills like genji's dash

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Dr. Junkenstein is pretty damn cute, never forget to appreciate him.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I want to marry Tracer.

w8t4u
w8t4u

JEFF COMMENTS

Wondering if the new map will stay in rotation after the event
Yes, Ayutthaya will be a permanent addition to the CTF map pool.
In regards to a better colorblind mode
We're still planning updates to colorblind mode using the OWL system. Sorry it's taking so long.
Asking about a possible Winston shield buff
We feel like Winston's shield is extremely powerful. Winston uses his shield very differently than Reinhardt or Orisa but we feel like it fits his kit well and is very strong. We're not currently thinking about any buffs for Winston.
Regarding Junker Queen
She's soooooo not nice.
Concerning Doomfist
He has some minor buffs coming. Details closer to PTR.
Status of Mercy
We have no plans to revert Mercy. We also feel like she's not in a horrible place or unplayable.

It's still to be determined if she is exactly where she should be because it has been too soon and the dust needs to settle. Her playtime in QP and Comp is still incredibly high. Her winrate is still above 50% but more in line with what we'd expect.

But I'd like to put the notion that Mercy is going to be reverted to rest.

Also, we don't agree with the statement that all supports are weak. Support heroes are extremely powerful and impactful in OW.
On the state of D.va/Heroes on balance list
We're always evaluating all of the heroes. We don't have any D.Va adjustments in the works. She gets played a lot and is very powerful but she's not on our list currently.
These heroes are on our balance list:
Mei
Sombra
Symmetra
Doomfist
Torbjorn
Hanzo

We're trying different things for all of them. I know you want details but I don't have them now -- we're experimenting. Some will be ready sooner than others. I'd expect Mei, Sombra and Doomfist first... maybe Hanzo depending on the direction we pick.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Undead is literally just playing Roadhog like McCree.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Same shit happens on source quality honestly.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

paying by the megabyte
why not move to europe and pay $30 for unlimited 100mbt

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

no one gives a fuck u beta

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

yeah i highly doubt this is gonna be anything significant

MPmaster
MPmaster

Heroes that are on their watch list for balance changes

SniperWish
SniperWish

Winston uses his shield very differently than Reinhardt or Orisa but we feel like it fits his kit well and is very strong. We're not currently thinking about any buffs for Winston.
Wait people were actually complaining about Winston shield?

5mileys
5mileys

6 months later all of those are still gonna be shit

or if they get buffed they will get dumpstered because the community cries

cum2soon
cum2soon

Calm down, Reaper.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Silver shitters trying to use it like Orisa's asking for it to be more durable/lower CD.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

D.Va isn't on the balance list
lmao. Stay mad DPS babies.

massdebater
massdebater

missing the best post

Flameblow
Flameblow

Sombra might stop being my throwing pick if they make her stop announcing her stealth

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

You could have just posted your Steam profile with 1000 hours of Dirty Bomb on record, not playing since 2016.

That gave me a good chuckle. I remember I liked playing that game briefly. Last I heard it is full of hackers. a shame really.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

jeff thinks hanzo is more of a problem than d.va

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

D.Va is fine
Junkrat is fine

iluvmen
iluvmen

me in charge of attaching an image

Methnerd
Methnerd

These heroes are on our balance list:Mei Sombra Symmetra Doomfist Torbjorn

I can't wait for the horrific Symmetra+Torb meta
Hanzo

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Hanzo is way more annoying to play against than D.va.

Soft_member
Soft_member

its good for what its supposed to do

it was bad when cd didnt start until it was destroyed, after that got fixed it spelled the end of rein

TreeEater
TreeEater

what if the goal is to make that list as strong as dva?

Emberfire
Emberfire

D.Va is legit one of the most balanced heroes in the game. She's useful in nearly every situation but overpowered in none.

girlDog
girlDog

Salt: The Post

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

hero can do everything
this means they're balanced

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Yeah if you're retarded maybe.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

GEE GEE *winky face* LOL

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I just need to remind everyone here that Jeff Kaplan is jewish.

WebTool
WebTool

He's not a good hero. Just annoying to play against. You don't have to be a retard to get your toes tickled by scatter arrow.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

How do I switch to Reaper
How do I switch to Pharah or any sniper

Can I borrow some salt, guys?

idontknow
idontknow

not on Jeffs hit list
we live to play another patch

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

If you think scatter is as bad as D.Va dumping 700 DPS into your face while DMing you're retarded.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Useful in all situations
Can do everything
He thinks these are the same thing
lmao. D.Va can't do everything. She's never a bad pick, but not always the optimal pick. Stay mad.

Techpill
Techpill

make hero
everyone in the community gets uppity about them when ever they are picked to the point of reporting anyone who uses them
What is the point of having them as an option if you arent allowed to play them ever without someone getting pissy about it?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Jesus Christ, Taimou is actually fatter than Seagull.

TechHater
TechHater

D.va actually has to hit you with all of her rockets, retard.

whereismyname
whereismyname

These heroes are on our balance list:
Mei
Some will be ready sooner than others.
I'd expect Mei
Jeff, I know she's your waifu, but do not buff hear too much.
She needs more bug fixes than buffs actually.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Be Zen
Enemy dva ult
Cant get behind cover in time
Hero Winston leaps to me and puts down a shield
:3 t-thanks

farquit
farquit

wow that's really hard when she can just boost you up against a wall

askme
askme

U MAD LOL
kys faggot

StonedTime
StonedTime

the difference is your team should be punishing dva for getting that close. hanzo can delete an orisa from across the map without aiming

Booteefool
Booteefool

dva not even on the shitlist
all this massive damage control and umad from dvashitters
We both know the truth about that hero and it's only a matter of time before Jeff wakes up to it too.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

If Mei gets buffed and I see that fat Chinese bitch freezing my balls off in even less time, I'm going to finally quit this shit game.

TreeEater
TreeEater

the situartion you just described has literally never happened to me once

can you say the same about being scatter arrowed without being a liar for internet points?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

If only Orisa had some sort of shield she could stand behind

Emberfire
Emberfire

This match is way too close bros

Spamalot
Spamalot

see:
You should be reporting people for poor teamwork whenever they complain about it though. It falls under negativity. I also report anyone not in team voice without fail, fuck you blizzard.

Inmate
Inmate

if overwatch is the moba of shooters, would draft picking heroes work at all?

idontknow
idontknow

Her Defense Matrix lasts 2 fucking seconds. How bad are you? You could also try dodging her weakass Micro Missiles, by the way. You don't have to stand there and taken them.

WebTool
WebTool

Probably because you're copper and have never played against anyone competent.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

3 minutes dragons i beleb in you

Spamalot
Spamalot

at the BARE minimum mei needs reload out of cryo, and getting hooked, trapped, and hacked out of cryo fixed
anything else will just be a bonus for best girl

Bidwell
Bidwell

What happened?

likme
likme

Shanghai did great this set but I think Dallas is gonna win after their showing on the last control point map.

Playboyize
Playboyize

blizzard confirms they are small

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

he expects BLIZZARD to balance in due time
o I am laffin

Evilember
Evilember

dva is litteraly the best hero, she is a little on the older side but still fertile enough, she is nice and pale too. Too bad she is korean though.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Seagull switches to Genji
Start losing

RumChicken
RumChicken

D.Va mains are pathetic.

FastChef
FastChef

5th game
dragon bois kryptocurrency is koth maps, apparently
fuel will fucking win in the end

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Dallas about to tie with the worst team in OWL

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

thatll take a year, just like removing biotic grenade antiheal from cryo did

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

We need a tie breaker! let the shit continue

Techpill
Techpill

Stop flanking with McCree and you won't have a problem.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

small indie company

fuck off

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

kys d.vashitter

massdebater
massdebater

REEEEEEEEEE cowboy tries getting a high noon from a cuck corner somewhere
eats rockets
cries on Veeky Forums

SniperWish
SniperWish

i will bet money they will add something along this line if they keep pumping out more heroes

seeing how things are going i expect this to be the LoL of shooters

RavySnake
RavySnake

taimou gets a couple of lucky shots after sucking shit all day
casters start sucking his dick

StonedTime
StonedTime

I don't know how to dodge to the left or right to avoid D.Va's Micro Missiles
WAAAHH! Why does her Defense Matrix
have to last 2 whole seconds! REEEEEEEEEEE

Rock solid comeback right here. Maybe try Discording her get her to waste her 2-second DM. Either that or keep crying and hope that magically solves something.

Skullbone
Skullbone

god they almost c9d

Emberburn
Emberburn

kek
is he drunk?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

throwing is bannable
not being in voice isn't reportable
You have to leave it to players to decide whether someone is throwing or just making a poor pick. Yet you're not supposed to report people for not being in voice, which in some situations is borderline throwing when they're feeding as a tank consistently or not able to dive discords etc.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

guys what if we gave dva more dps than reaper

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Fucking Nice

farquit
farquit

BROS THEY DID IT

BROOOOOOOOOSSS

Inmate
Inmate

DALLASS

likme
likme

TIME TO REAP

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Fucking how?

Skullbone
Skullbone

8 posts in one hour
He probably is.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Best HP
Best mobilty
Best shield
Second best burst in the tank class
No reload
Can ult after being "killed" and get's a second life out of it
When in baby mode she has the biggest projectiles and the tiniest hitbox in the entire game
"This hero is currently balanced and not in our list!"

FastChef
FastChef

dallas is literally worse than shanghai

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Reminder that Dragons got BTF2-0'd with no resistance on Oasis.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Guys what if I sucked harder than a Bronze player on console

Soft_member
Soft_member

We got a game. Holy shit this is nuts.

viagrandad
viagrandad

just run at them with reaper dude

w8t4u
w8t4u

lol guys just shoot her

massdebater
massdebater

I CALLED IT
3-2 GAME

Firespawn
Firespawn

start running all your filler content at the start
game goes 2-2
already over schedule
need to play another map
Blizzard, pls.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Shanghai fucking deserve a win.

5mileys
5mileys

explain in your own words what c9 means, show examples.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

142,000 people watching the worst teams in the league on a random Wednesday
O-overwatch is dying! e-sports will never work!

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Sorry, man, but there is no way Shanghai is gonna beat them on KOTH. I want them to win too but let's be realistic.

Can you blame them for not thinking Shanghai would stall it out this long?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

*blocks ur path*
*eats ulti*
*pops out meka*
*gets meka back*
*blocks ur path again*

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

When the communism hits hard

farquit
farquit

SHANGHAI DRAGONS
SHANGHAI DRAGONS
SHANGHAI DRAGONS
SHANGHAI DRAGONS
SHANGHAI DRAGONS
SHANGHAI DRAGONS
SHANGHAI DRAGONS
SHANGHAI DRAGONS
SHANGHAI DRAGONS
SHANGHAI DRAGONS
SHANGHAI DRAGONS
SHANGHAI DRAGONS
SHANGHAI DRAGONS
SHANGHAI DRAGONS
SHANGHAI DRAGONS
SHANGHAI DRAGONS

Methnerd
Methnerd

you generally get a good match when you pit two teams of comparable skill against each other

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

142k on a day where MLG stream is live
it's on a day where two of the worst teams face off
Honestly, some teams are worth watching, some ain't.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Id rather watch Dallas eat a plate of shit than watch """"""good"""""" overwatch.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

reaper does 280dps, dva barely does more than that when she is hitting all her shot and uses missiles

Methshot
Methshot

u survive this patch you little hell goblin, but our reddit complaints will only grow stronger

Nojokur
Nojokur

How do you balance dva?

Bidwell
Bidwell

literally only outpicked by mercy's broken ass at the pro level
j-just git gud

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Here's an idea: Discord her with Zen, wait out her DM and then fucking shoot at her, numbnuts. It lasts 2 goddamn seconds and if you can't shoot at her fucking mech than you shouldn't even be playing FPS games in the first place.

WebTool
WebTool

I don't think I'm ready for Dragons beating Fuel. I know it's not gonna happen, but if it happens, I'm not ready.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

J-just shoot at her

askme
askme

the state of rein and zarya
sad

likme
likme

SHANGHAI IS PLAYING FUEL TODAY WTF?

Have the games been good? Gonna catch up right now.

How bad is Taimou choking?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Thinking China can be stopped

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

you'll now be able to change skins before every match

eh I kinda like it

twitter.com/OverwatchBrasil/status/961419441174020096
twitter.com/OverwatchBrasil/status/961419441174020096

Skullbone
Skullbone

Give it up they'll just call you mad.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

I only tune in for bottom tier slugfests, top tier stuff if boring.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

I hope that, bro.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

critbox is in the center of her body and is the size of the fucking moon
So OP

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

put my fat cock inside her

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

desperate dva onetrick afraid of nerfs

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

D.Va main here. No.

Is implying Reaper should be played just guaranteed (You)s at this point?

massdebater
massdebater

lets go shanghai

iluvmen
iluvmen

boosts you into a corner
dumps missiles on your face
remechs for free
boosts away
pssh gee gee

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Remove rockets. They added them in response to Orisa, which was the worst decision they've made in the last year desu. Instead of balancing Orisa, they tried to balance Winston and D.va around her, and end up creating a situation where dive strives and Rein/Zarya are left in the dust.
2nd worst decision was nerfing roadhog because no-one should have a one-shot combo, adding doomfist to replace him, then buffing roadhog with movement during take a breather. Blizzard has issues trying to balance tanks.

eGremlin
eGremlin

people can't shoot a giant fucking mech in-game
people can't shoot a gremlin at all
sorry shitters but you need to be at least low plat
to complain about hero balance

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

freefeel more like freekill

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

yes

yes

yes

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

D.va should be allowed to crouch again. That is all.

Playboyize
Playboyize

harry on lucio

it's ogre

shanghai tried their best though and I'm proud of them.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Imagine the viewership once they reward you for watching streams

Flameblow
Flameblow

Finally! Another nice move after allowing us to take multiple voice lines and sprays.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

See a guy in my game who's fillcucking
picks rein
manage to push first round but he's just dying
says he has no idea what he's doing (just like our boi Taimou)
suggest Orisa to him for better shield uptime and to fortify when shield breaks
we win
play with him next game
he's now an Orisa main
They should pretty much delete Rein at this point.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

how to fix dva

when meka reaches 150 hp dva is ejected

or

when meka is destroyed dva is killed

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

It's been a shit fest. The first map went on a 15 minutes pause. The second map started one hour into the schedule.

Up to the pause Dragons were stomping fuel. After the pause Fuel won 2 maps with Dragons playing Doomfist for some reason.

It's been almost a huge joke.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Not on balance list!

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

tracer against lucio/pharah/s76

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

freefeel plays zenyatta as well as i do

Methnerd
Methnerd

oh shit boi, it only took nearly two years

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

chinks cant win on chink map

JunkTop
JunkTop

They need to replace their supports ASAP>

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

DM lasts 2 seconds
can easily be hacked by Sombra
Easy target for Zenyatta's Discord Orbs
Reaper wraith form can easily dodge the micro missiles
Mei can easily freeze D.Va's mech
Zarya can still melt the shit out of D.Va's mech
It can take a Bastion 5 seconds to get D.Va out of her mech
Genji can deflect her missles or dash away to his team
Tracer can Blink around D.Va or Recall to annoy D.Va and easily dodge anything she throws at her
GUYS D.VA IS TOO FUCKING OP! SHE NEEDS A NERF!

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

It's their turn!
You are too pure for competitions, my son.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Neat. I wish they added a random option though.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Blizzard is incredibly narrow minded.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Turn 180 degrees, now you are impossible to headshot
Such big critbox

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

How come Dallas is doing so well on KOTH despite not having their best DPS? It's KOTH pretty much all about mechanical skill?

TechHater
TechHater

Rein's pretty good against divers but he melts like a fucking popsicle without healing. Orisa is so much more independent it's not even funny.

Lunatick
Lunatick

true

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

junkrat vs zarya
glad to see that dragons didnt wanted to win

5mileys
5mileys

the baby d.va system is the problem with d.va
Keep on "grinding" your rank, friend. We're all gonna make it.

Flameblow
Flameblow

What did shanghai mean by that grav?

implying you even leave spawn when facing one of the games premier hitscans, taimou (s1 apex winner)

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

quad tank moira is the new meta guys!
-/owg/

LOL

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

cocco

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

can easily be hacked by Sombra
see sombra trying to hack me
hold down M1 to interrupt her hack without fail or shoot rockets
Trying to hack a D.va who's not entirely unaware is a borderline throw.

happy_sad
happy_sad

charge at them through a open door
lol ok

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

"COCCO DIED"

5mileys
5mileys

UMA DELICIA. Why does favela monkeys always leak stuff a few hours to 1 day early ?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Its so funny. Dva feels like one of the squishiest characters in the game, whenever I play her I get demeched so fucking fast. She has less durability then Mei does

Methshot
Methshot

when meka reaches 150 hp dva is ejected
This is pointless. They would reduce the mech's armor or overall HP. They've already reduced the mech's armor anyway.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Not running Mercy during her broken af patch

This is rigged as hell

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

two failed gravs
but why

Inmate
Inmate

This, but only if you can select what goes into the pool of skins it picks from. Same thing with victory poses and highlights

eGremlin
eGremlin

THANK YOU BASED JEFF

Illusionz
Illusionz

mmmm those words taste good

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Seagull is better on Zarya than he is on Genji.

Snarelure
Snarelure

mei
Literally throwing now.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

3 useless gravs
WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

HOLY SHIT!
Why wasn't this already implemented on release?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

what the fuck are these plat gravs

takes2long
takes2long

took forever to make this
WOW

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

MG NA ults 3 gravs

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Nah, he's desperately trying to slow tanks and lucio.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

blizzard
HAHAHA GEE GEE LOL

Firespawn
Firespawn

just following the script pal

StonedTime
StonedTime

score is 2 - 2

Dallas is ACTUALLY garbage.

DeathDog
DeathDog

holy fug these shanghai tank ults

King_Martha
King_Martha

that's probably too hard to implement UI-wise for what it accomplishes without it being a clusterfuck

cum2soon
cum2soon

WHY
DON'T
EATEN
ULTS
HAVE
A
KILLFEED
MESSAGE????

EVEN THE CASTERS DONT KNOW WHATS HAPPENING

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

People are going to abuse this by just picking the skin that blends into the environment the best

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

YESSSS

SniperGod
SniperGod

No freezing D.va before snowball ult.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Night market
The WORST Point of them all.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

It would be 4-0 if they had Effect.

TechHater
TechHater

Mei is quad tank x Moria counter

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

D.Va is so balanced

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Dallas about to lose to Shanghai
*inhales*

Lunatick
Lunatick

camouflage in a red outline party game

Booteefool
Booteefool

Actually making improvements to your game
not spending over a year trying to combat toxicity and removing features
not spending over a year trying to desperately balance a few heroes

viagrandad
viagrandad

ACTIVATE IT

likme
likme

Competitive throwing

Just like my QP games

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

no they're not dude

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

He doesn't know that Dallas has only one DPS player and he's not playing

Booteefool
Booteefool

slow pincer
it's just pharmercy too far from the fight to do anything

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

blends into the environment
Bright red lights around you
lol

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

L A N P R O O F

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

FUCK

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

THEY DID IT

Flameblow
Flameblow

SHANGHAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WHYYYYYYYYYYYY

RumChicken
RumChicken

Taimou might actually be the best Hog in the League.

Shame about his hitscan.

eGremlin
eGremlin

ITS NOT FAIR BROS

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

more like FREEKILLL LOL

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

1-7
going to the absolute last match possible against the worst team

Actually garbage.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Welp

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

it wasn't very clean but i'll take what i can get

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

OUR BOIS DID IT

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

lol

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

People are going to abuse this by just picking the skin that blends into the environment the best

i know the ow community is retarded but this is something else

cum2soon
cum2soon

SHANGHAI DURGENS
SHANGHAI DURGENS
SHANGHAI DURGENS
SHANGHAI DURGENS
SHANGHAI DURGENS
SHANGHAI DURGENS
SHANGHAI DURGENS
SHANGHAI DURGENS
SHANGHAI DURGENS
SHANGHAI DURGENS
SHANGHAI DURGENS
SHANGHAI DURGENS
SHANGHAI DURGENS
SHANGHAI DURGENS
SHANGHAI DURGENS
SHANGHAI DURGENS
SHANGHAI DURGENS
SHANGHAI DURGENS
SHANGHAI DURGENS
SHANGHAI DURGENS
SHANGHAI DURGENS
SHANGHAI DURGENS
SHANGHAI DURGENS
SHANGHAI DURGENS
SHANGHAI DURGENS
SHANGHAI DURGENS
SHANGHAI DURGENS
SHANGHAI DURGENS

Inmate
Inmate

maybe they thought shanghai would be more of a pushover so they could rest their MVP

hairygrape
hairygrape

It shouldn't have been this close.

Skullbone
Skullbone

fuel struggling this hard against shanghai
l o l

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

only a quarter through the OW
What the fuck? I thought it was almost over

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Dallas can beat the worst OWL team

Congrats

JunkTop
JunkTop

fuel
our bois

Illusionz
Illusionz

IT'S A CRUEL GAME...

Supergrass
Supergrass

because they suck at control

shanghai's supports are garbage. altering fed the entire set as the most broken character in the game

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

COMPETITIVE OVERWATCH
What a fucking shitshow. Funny as hell though.

massdebater
massdebater

Taimou's shit eating grin as he shakes hands with Shanghai
kek

hairygrape
hairygrape

lol

Methshot
Methshot

check off what you actually want in the customization menus
select random like you would now with highlight intros

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

taimou
best hog in the league

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Where's EFFECT? He is banned from streaming and playing?

It's really embarassing to not go 4-0 against the Dragons though...

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

You've been playing too much MGS3 lately. Take a break from Kojima games, it's affecting your brain.

Bidwell
Bidwell

HWERE IS THIS AN EMOTE

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

he has personal problems or something, he's not banned from OWL

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Wtf?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

hope they analyze mickie remeching 3 times on oasis because i really want to see what shanghai was up to

Illusionz
Illusionz

BURN BLUE BABY

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Okay fuelbabbs you can fuck off back to your eceleb discord now

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

OMG WHERE DID THE PHARAH GO

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Mate, league goes on until June 16th.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Apparently he can't play for "personal reasons"

RavySnake
RavySnake

Taimou might actually be the best
died laughing right here dont need to continue reading

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Dallas struggled against the worst team in the league
Shanghai is 0-9
my fucking sides, man
I didn't think I'd be this entertained by a bottom of the barrel match

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I hope they have a random option, or even better, selective random

Bidwell
Bidwell

Discord
No thanks. You can fuck off too though.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

maybe he emo cos he got banned from comp

Playboyize
Playboyize

shurikens don't deal enough damage to tanks
What the fuck is this nigger saying? Right click spam on tanks is one of the highest DPS in the game.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

barely

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

You caught me. I don't actually play the game, I'm just here to shit up the thread and post waifus.

JunkTop
JunkTop

wait when does season 2 start then

Soft_member
Soft_member

Why are you upset that the blue team won?

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

China can't win a single match

Skullbone
Skullbone

Best hog cosplay sure

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

204531859
was merely pretending

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

t. salty durgen fag

whereismyname
whereismyname

if Shanghai ever wins a match, the team they beat is going to get roasted into the shadow realm

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

August maybe? I dunno, ask Blizzard

MPmaster
MPmaster

waifus
plural

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

gotta maximize those (You)s my dude

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Shanghai are the Cleveland Browns LOL

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Everyone here just shits on players mucb better than them in everyway

This is worse than platchat meme of twitch

farquit
farquit

seagull

He didn't even do anything?

iluvmen
iluvmen

post yfw when your main is on the buff list

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Here's your Omen Player of the Game!

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

So we are at an agreement that Shangai is only not mid-tier due Altering and Freefeel being complete and utter shit right?

Both of their supports usually died at the start of every single teamfight.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Seagull is so FUCKING UGLY JESUS CHRIST

Techpill
Techpill

M V P boys

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

best girl

Booteefool
Booteefool

Draw
Lose rank

Why?

cum2soon
cum2soon

did yall see this
clips.twitch.
tv/PlausibleHorribleBibimbapRaccAttack

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

It's time for daddy

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

never bantered professional competitive teams with his bros
Even if you don't watch sports yourself, you must be aware that this is what the audience of any competition does.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

undead and diya are the only two who consistently perform on the team.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

yep. they're garbo plat tier players, did you see altering fly into the pharah barrage during the replay?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Altering seemed to be a pretty good Ana, but his mercy play is shit. Maybe we'll see more from him in Stage 2.

Spamalot
Spamalot

People are going to abuse this by just picking the skin that blends into the environment the best
Yeah, let's all pretend the red outlines don't exist.

Snarelure
Snarelure

not even mentioning Shanghai's tanks

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Pre-recorded crowd?

eGremlin
eGremlin

Orisa is pretty cute don't you think

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

because you are so bad

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

None of them were as bad as Cocco.

Lunatick
Lunatick

that butt is inaccurate

King_Martha
King_Martha

those lips
oh my fuck

Brazzers(TM)

horseporn dot com

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

You're still supposed to have at least SOME quality in your bants instsead of just
haha he sux guise xdddd

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

could also be that the rest of the team are shit at peeling

MPmaster
MPmaster

this so much, holy shit he is bad
they should sign a winston player

likme
likme

She has big bongos

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Bischu a cute

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Both of their supports usually died at the start of every single teamfight.

I mean its fucking dive meta, supports gets dived like a motherfucker

farquit
farquit

HA

takes2long
takes2long

altering fed more than any other mercy player in the entire league, even shaz

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

What's peeling?

TechHater
TechHater

I wonder what it feels like to be in Shanghai right now.

Go 0-9. get curb stomped by every team, even the meme teams.
People buy your merch and root for you out of pitty
Be malnourished cause management won't feed you until plebbit steps in complaining
They are hiring a GIRL GAMER from korea who doesn't speak chinese to carry you

wew I'd just kill myself before they shipped me back to the iphone factory, fuck.

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

good supports survive a dive and then the supports' team counterdives
these fuckers just threw themselves at Dallas for no reason

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

thats racist

girlDog
girlDog

audience is literally austic shitposters
I don't know what you expected.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

I think all Dallas need are better tanks, especially main tank. Their DPS are shit right now but with aKm coming in to replace Taimou it should be consistent with Seagull occasionally coming in to play projectile, and he seems to be getting better and Pharah and Genji. The supports are good, Harryhook is a good Zenyatta and an even better Lucio with Custaa being solid as well, and Chips should do good when the patch is implemented. The tanks are lacking, we have xQc who is a retarded crybaby who gets himself suspended and Cocco is not as good as he used to be and might need time to get better or something, Mickie is alright but needs to stop feeding.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

babybay
Shock is unironically the worst team

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

yfw you still have the same number of OWL wins as XQC

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Let's buff Doomfist by nerfing him

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

babybay is a piece of shit

Booteefool
Booteefool

The orange that I had chilling in the refrigerator.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

ALL WE ATE WAS BEANS DUDE, FOR TWO WEEKS DUDE.

Who here rooting for the Comcast Beanboys?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Meka is pretty cute don't you think

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

B-BEANS ; - ;

iluvmen
iluvmen

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Nojokur
Nojokur

Nah, it's like Twinbee's retarded cousin.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

"nerfed" just like roadhog I see

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

no links
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WebTool
WebTool

I wan't to cuddle Surefour

RumChicken
RumChicken

Bischu's hair

Protecting your healers

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

He's getting the Roadhog treatment

don't worry guys its the same damage per second!
only you get more bullets that do less damage lol

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

taking hits for your teammate

takes2long
takes2long

So I'm finally taking the time to watch this and I gotta ask. Has this things always been embarrassing to watch?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

More like D.va, actually.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

The thing you don't do right before I stop playing a healer.

Lunatick
Lunatick

someone make a proper thread at the right time

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

this fucking OP

hairygrape
hairygrape

his damage is already fully halved by armor, that doesnt actually change anything

SniperWish
SniperWish

nah it's just dallas

call me when his fist shoots micromissiles

probably made by the waifu shitposter

likme
likme

It's actually the exact same kind of change D.Va got, and you people still complain about her damage. Roadhog got reduced damage and reduced spread, not this change.

Skullbone
Skullbone

What a thrill...

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Asher gets Gladiators the victory

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

make Doomfist's damage worse
Ok

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Mei is my favorite character to play and I ONLY play her and you can't stop me

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Do they really think this will make Doomfist not garbage? Do they even play their own game?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I don’t enjoy ASSFAGGOTS at all but holy shit, “””professional””” overwatch manages to make them seem watchable. Why on earth did they decide to push this game as the next big esport? Calling it now, all the ADD-riddled 12-15 year olds watching now will get bored in a couple months and the retarded VC firms who dumped $20 mil into a team will be left with 20K viewers. What a fucking waste

girlDog
girlDog

same. I miss watching dota, I should've never quit that game over overwatch

askme
askme

He is the micro missile. He's just a dud.

eGremlin
eGremlin

faggot thread
everyone just goes with it

viagrandad
viagrandad

nah. glads are bads. and they're my team

RumChicken
RumChicken

Blow me

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Yes I can. I'll instalock her before you

make a new one then. we're busy watching OWL

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I don't think anyone can blow your micro dick if they can't find it.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Just watched the VODs. Dallas Fuel is Back! It seems like benching Effect was the thing to give Fuel that spark and confidence again.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

his damage is already fully halved by armor
he does 11 per pellet, not 10
also remember that headshots exist

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

blizzard are "looking into" torb and sym along with a few other shitters

Let me guess, they are going to make them OP as fuck for about 4 months and help boost a fuck ton of faggots

Firespawn
Firespawn

we won against a 0-9 team! DALLAS IS BACK BABY BURN BLUE
lmao, the state of dallas fans

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I have missed people because of their skin before. its possible
clips.twitch
.tv/BashfulSillyCattleHeyGirl

viagrandad
viagrandad

clip of iddqd reading his fucking chat and walking past a soldier who is obviously there
OP already admitted he doesn't play OW, dude, shut the fuck up

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

pops primarl rage
lost 400hp before the animation of using it is finished, loses another 200 jumping behind cover

dat focus fire tho

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I’m dying. These (you)s ahahahahahahahahahahahah

askme
askme

DM lasts 2 seconds
And she can using it while boosting and using missiles. Why can't Rein charge with his shield up and throw a firestrike at the same time for good measure?
can easily be hacked by Sombra
That's every tank.
Easy target for Zenyatta's Discord Orbs
THAT'S EVERY TANK
Reaper wraith form can easily dodge the micro missiles
Yeah he can also use wraith to dodge tac visor, barrage and whole hog. No one should have an ability to dodge damage, though completely and utterly denying it with a nofun matrix is a-okay. Nerf wraith amirite?
Mei can easily freeze D.Va's mech
She harasses every tank the exact same way and she's the worst hero in the game.
Zarya can still melt the shit out of D.Va's mech
If she is high charge, with is hard earned. Also she's the least picked tank in the game
It can take a Bastion 5 seconds to get D.Va out of her mech
That's his whole gimmick, high damage no mobility. Just like reaper, a tank being countered by a tank buster doesn't prove Dva is balanced.
Genji can deflect her missles or dash away to his team
Don't aim at a deflecting genji? You'd have to have down syndrome to think this was an unsolvable issue.
Tracer can Blink around D.Va or Recall to annoy D.Va and easily dodge anything she throws at her
That describes tracer vs every hero in the game. Tracer broken just like dva
GUYS D.VA IS TOO FUCKING OP! SHE NEEDS A NERF!
Yes

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Why can't Rein charge with his shield up and throw a firestrike at the same time for good measure?
He actually should be able to do one or the other while charging. Doesn't he do that in the animated short?