/gsg/ - Grand Strategy General

TechHater
TechHater

How fares your empire, /gsg/?

This day in history, 8th of February:
1601 – Robert Devereux, 2nd Earl of Essex led a failed rebellion against Queen Elizabeth I.
1879 – At a meeting of the Royal Canadian Institute, engineer and inventor Sandford Fleming (pictured) first proposed the adoption of worldwide standard time zones based on a single universal world time.
1915 – Film director D. W. Griffith's The Birth of a Nation was released, becoming one of the most influential and controversial films in the history of American cinema.
1971 – Trading began in NASDAQ, the world's first electronic stock exchange.
4
2010 – A freak storm in the Hindu Kush mountains of Afghanistan triggered a series of at least 36 avalanches that buried over 3.5 km (2.2 mi) of road, killed at least 172 people and trapped over 2,000 travellers.
2018 – user is formally rejected by his preferred university for the third year in a row.

# Random Country Picker
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# News
DH DD 03/12
forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/1058632/
DH 1.05 Patch 03/12
forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/1058633/

# Archive (mods only)
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# Where to get these games
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# Mods
READ THIS FIRST.
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[V2] - Niggermod
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[V2] - Historical Project Mod 0.3.9.2
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[V2] - Alternative Flag Pack V10
pastebin.com/PRQH8vcV

[V2] - Cold War Enhancement Mod
github.com/settintotrieste/Victoria-2-Cold-War-Enhancement-Mod-CWE

[V2] - Napoleon's Legacy 0.3.1.7
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[HoI3] - Flavormod 1.1.2
pastebin.com/7ZBm2K3V

[CK2] - After The End
github.com/notalbanian/postapoc

[CK2] - When the World Stopped Making Sense
github.com/loup99/WtWSMS

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CodeBuns
CodeBuns

user is formally rejected by his preferred university for the third year in a row
implying I ever applied

MPmaster
MPmaster

I think I found geejunk's ancestors.

askme
askme

Hi

RumChicken
RumChicken

(X) Doubt

askme
askme

fucking racist go back to /pol/

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

0-3 alans settling in spain
4-6 alans settling in south france
7-9 alans settling in north africa

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

we

RumChicken
RumChicken

wuz

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

not doing all three in succession
Ahistorical

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

So what am I supposed to do with all this land? None of them have become an actual part of italy since none of them are at least 1% Italian even when I have the focus set to migration. Surprised by the lack of events and decisions here.

TechHater
TechHater

settling in 3 different places
lad that doesn't make any sense

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

you can't migrate

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

if you migrate then you didnt actually settle

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

fuck off

happy_sad
happy_sad

*fucks off to another general*
*never returns*
huh... looks like /gsg/ wasn't my home general after all.........

FastChef
FastChef

he doesnt know why but he blobs anyway
A true grand strategy player.

farquit
farquit

*fades to black*

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Last try
Tewkesbury user are you here?

hairygrape
hairygrape

What are you on about? I've never seen anyone from there post here.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

How..........................................

JunkTop
JunkTop

..............

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

*dots*

Soft_member
Soft_member

You know what this threads missing?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

dotty?

Bidwell
Bidwell

waifus

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

I was expecting some kind of event to fire off. And besides the other Euro powers were doing.

Emberburn
Emberburn

1915 – Film director D. W. Griffith's The Birth of a Nation was released, becoming one of the most influential and controversial films in the history of American cinema.
1971 – Trading began in NASDAQ, the world's first electronic stock exchange.
4
2010 – A freak storm in the Hindu Kush mountains of Afghanistan triggered a series of at least 36 avalanches that buried over 3.5 km (2.2 mi) of road, killed at least 172 people and trapped over 2,000 travellers.
2018 – user is formally rejected by his preferred university for the third year in a row.

4

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

(OP)
1879 – At a meeting of the Royal Canadian Institute, engineer and inventor Sandford Fleming (pictured) first proposed the adoption of worldwide standard time zones based on a single universal world time.
(pictured)

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

*links picture*

Supergrass
Supergrass

(OP) (OP)

happy_sad
happy_sad

I want Monika to make my Großgermanium big

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

wtf all these posts are wiz

King_Martha
King_Martha

all me

Spamalot
Spamalot

Also me

idontknow
idontknow

What's your all-time favorite nation to play as in any grand strategy game?

Flameblow
Flameblow

Jan Mayen tbchwymfgsglm

RumChicken
RumChicken

germany

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Sokoto
Still independent
Why?

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
Über alles in der Welt,
Wenn es stets zu Schutz und Trutze
Brüderlich zusammenhält.
Von der Maas bis an die Memel,
Von der Etsch bis an den Belt,
Deutschland, Deutschland über alles,
Über alles in der Welt!

Deutsche Frauen, deutsche Treue,
Deutscher Wein und deutscher Sang
Sollen in der Welt behalten
Ihren alten schönen Klang,
Uns zu edler Tat begeistern
Unser ganzes Leben lang.
Deutsche Frauen, deutsche Treue,
Deutscher Wein und deutscher Sang!

Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit
Für das deutsche Vaterland!
Danach lasst uns alle streben
Brüderlich mit Herz und Hand!
Einigkeit und Recht und Freiheit
Sind des Glückes Unterpfand;
Blüh' im Glanze dieses Glückes,
Blühe, deutsches Vaterland!

happy_sad
happy_sad

gesundheit

Soft_member
Soft_member

Well I've had quite a lot of fun games, forming Malaya from Majahapets was fun, going Vijayanagar to Bharat was fun too as was my Lithuanian empire
I think Bavaria to Germany had to be my funnest game though, at one point there was a huge Austria blocking my path and I never thought I'd be able to defeat them but by the end they were my bitch

iluvmen
iluvmen

Is this what Hitler wanted?

Snarelure
Snarelure

it's not the germany hitler wanted
but it is the germany hitler needed

eGremlin
eGremlin

land a councillor
it fires him from the council
cant reappoint him for 2 years
Can I remove the opinion modifier with console commands?

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

can't reappoint
Why? I don't think that's ever happened to me. And no, but the opinion bonus from getting landed should easily outway the "fired from council" modifier

Skullbone
Skullbone

You cant appoint to a council position if they have "recently fired" modifier, it lasts 2 years. Annoying as fuck when they get captured or other random stuff

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I was asking about EU2 a little bit earlier.
It's been fun, but I can't for the life of me figure out a Byzantium start. Anybody got advice?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

If analyzed with a critical eye - one willing to put aside unfounded notions regarding the historical de jure political divisions within the lands west of the Ural mountain range, disregarding conventional de facto assertions of such, one willing to entertain previously unconsidered notions, one willing to accept that unflattering border configurations is the only logical conclusion from such a status quo - it should become immediately obvious to the impartial observer that there exists a single certain elucidation which obliges sufficient cartographic aesthetics to be considered an admissible configuration for the enlightened man. Gone will be all argument about which piece of the puzzle fits where in such a composition of political perimeters. By a simple disentanglement and unification into one unified dimensional entity in of which is primarily comprised of the great lands of Germania, can the eagle spread its wings to facilitate such a state of aesthetic ascendancy.

Illusionz
Illusionz

can someone convince me that liking 3D females is a waste of time
please

5mileys
5mileys

neat, dev cost map

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

are you sure about that? the most developed areas in the world are green which is counter intuitive to what you would imagine when viewing a dev cost map.

RavySnake
RavySnake

extra baggage surrounding the sexual satisfaction
can't legally partake in 3D lolis
3D futas don't exist
3D has no redeeming qualities

RavySnake
RavySnake

Ah I suppose that map doesn't take into account the dev cost penalty from existing development.
It just combines CoT, Terrain and Climate.

Emberburn
Emberburn

It just combines CoT, Terrain and Climate.
And local trade good bonus like from Cloth and Cotto.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Beats me. I was surprised when France sphered it instead. If I go and conquest it, I know france will come but will France's allys come as well? Also what is going on over here? There is just a kingdom in NA.

Emberburn
Emberburn

öögaböögaspëak
/potato farm/
Can the potato turks just leave?

Firespawn
Firespawn

I don't even want sexual satisfaction, I'm still a virgin but i'd like someone to just talk to and i want to feel loved by someone
i can't even talk to people though...

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

*notices your GroBgermaniums*
OwO whats this?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

why the heck is there a green province in literally where burma?

Soft_member
Soft_member

forgot pic

w8t4u
w8t4u

The Kingdom of British...

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

absolute state of vanillafags

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

n-n-nothing it's just a history game I play where I pretend to genocide nig--I mean african americans

w8t4u
w8t4u

kingsmen british columbia
user pls hurry and finish this game and download a mod asap

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

most women are boring, vapid people with no insight into the things you think they'll give you insight into. more than likely you'll get a girlfriend and it'll end up like owning a dog except you have to give her a lot more attention than a dog and she's not going to be as loyal. not that there aren't plenty of exceptions, but you shouldn't see girls as some kind of magical end to your problems, because they won't be

Playboyize
Playboyize

That doesn't sound like a nice history game, user

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

*farts in your face*

askme
askme

pic related
:^| O^: O^: O^: O^:
O^: O^: O^: O^: O^:
it's me giving you numale redditors a look of disdain

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

based and white

Bidwell
Bidwell

Look ma I posted it again!
1 shekel has been added to your account

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

w-w-well it is kind nice that's why I play is for hours everyday...OOPS no I didn't mean t-t-t-to say that I don't play many video games haha um I m-m-m-mostly just chill out with my friends haha I have a lot of friends

King_Martha
King_Martha

I SERIOUSLY HOPE YOU DONT SHILL HERE FOR F R E E

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

HE DOES IT FOR FREE

WebTool
WebTool

Just think, some guy found all of these nice stock photos of kids and turned them into this
These kids will probably never know what their photos are really being used for. And I bet if they did find out, they'd be disgusted. Disgusted that some fat Turkish weirdo is spamming them in on a videogame hobbyist website.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Almost at the end date don't worry anons. I think I did kinda good for my first play through ever as two scilies though forming Italy in the 1896 was a bit embarrassing. Thinking as playing as Nippon or America with the mod do not know yet. And I put tarifs at 0 and I lost alot of money. I don't know if its how I set out my nation but maxing out taxes and tarrifs make me the most money with no down sides is this normal?

Bidwell
Bidwell

WITHOUT FINANCIAL COMPENSATION

TreeEater
TreeEater

posting a subhuman clubfoot
lmao nice aryan race

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

LACKING MONETARY GAIN

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

there are actually newfags coming here

Inmate
Inmate

I hecking hate niggers, at least I can live out my silly power fantasies on a shitty Swedish liquor simulator!

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Posting a white thot
Not posting a strong cute latina

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

BEREFT OF ANY ACQUISITION OF WEALTH

StonedTime
StonedTime

we are not into bestiality here, sorry

happy_sad
happy_sad

implying a jungle person is cuter than a white girl

Evilember
Evilember

DEPRIVED OF LEGAL TENDER

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Tell me about Monika

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Implying a white girl can compare to an Amazonian goddess

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

DELETE

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

enjoy your mutt kids

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

3d shit

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Whites:
black hair
brown hair
red hair
blonde hair
brown eyes
blue eyes
gray eyes
green eyes
any combination of those hair/eye colors

Non Whites:
black hair and eyes

Who needs more diversity again?

Emberfire
Emberfire

eyes eyes eyes eyes
dumb argument tbqhwvh

the facial shape/intelligence is what matters

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Update
Finally beat the Ottomans solo. Split second after I win I get warred by the Papal State, Moldavia, Athens, Denmark, Sweden, Norway, The Order of Saint John, and Cyprus.
This is absolutely shit.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

REMINDER: Japan belongs to the Anglo

idontknow
idontknow

Latinas are about as used goods as they come
are you retarded?

Emberfire
Emberfire

Will marry on the second date
good
Get back to us when you're not underaged

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

making generalizations about personalities based on race
Go back to /pol/ you racist

idontknow
idontknow

in what game

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

el atrocidad............

takes2long
takes2long

I wonder (((who))) could be behind these posts

Flameblow
Flameblow

superpower 1

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

You found me out

Evilember
Evilember

27
genetically clean people perhaps

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

the get tipped /gsg/ over the edge desu

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

time for sixth civil war I guess

FastChef
FastChef

now that colonization is supposedly fixed and /gsg/ and Taxes out, wiich nations should I play in MAYO and Texas gsg?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Why does it say Ottoman Asia next to Ottoman Empire if they are connect right there? Its a bit annoying.
Austria-Hungary is no longer top 8
That is just sad.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

anglo
Ah user I see, never mind. I thought you were Sp*nish continue about your business kind sir of the Isles.

Lunatick
Lunatick

oh, cool
never tried it myself

TreeEater
TreeEater

I am just on a roll today

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

*rolls*

Nojokur
Nojokur

ummm... don't u mean ur on a hill?

viagrandad
viagrandad

Who's that qt? >l>

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

l>

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

k lads

girlDog
girlDog

Two eyes and a nose. Are you disabled or something?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

my little user can't be this new

Me and some peeps are doing a 3-4 grand campaign would you guys like me to post it here or would you rather just shitpost?

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

No

StonedTime
StonedTime

just don't post eu4

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

My face every day until BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES

I haven't been this excited for anything since waiting for hearts of iron 4 to come out Only to be horribly let down

hairygrape
hairygrape

yes

happy_sad
happy_sad

I really don't like EU4 but its their favorite sadly. I actually started to play all the other gsg games since all I ever played was CK2. I don't see why they like it so much.

2 beats one user.

girlDog
girlDog

I'd love to see a game bruv

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

they aren't burned out yet, it takes a while

idontknow
idontknow

all those posts were mine

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

How does this make you feel?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

One of them has 500 and the other like 700+. My first play through and I got bored of just waiting to war. (with no dlcs admittedly) I don;t think it will happen. There is just nothing to do but war.

Ill post a screenshot of the last session in a bit.

idontknow
idontknow

I really don't like EU4 but its their favorite
Better not be blobbing user

farquit
farquit

We will soon reach the peak of purity.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Oh. They're either retarded or MP shitters which eqials the former. Shame.

WebTool
WebTool

whoa...

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

black
white
green
yellow
blue
brown
pink
black
brown
white
dark blue
white
green
nigger

SniperGod
SniperGod

steambonk..........

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

...........romans

from right to left
nigger

Nojokur
Nojokur

..................GERMANIANS...............

farquit
farquit

from right to left
started in the middle with the most white
you're nigger you're fucking nigger

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

middle, right, left
That's even worse. No system in the world starts in the middle.

girlDog
girlDog

How do you decide which abilities you get first? I'm torn between feudal de iure law (less whack-a-rebel), justified wars (less AE) ship trade power (money), improved wartaxes (money) and transfer subject (adjacent claims). Is there any obvious choice I'm missing?

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

based "in what game" poster

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

fuck off nigger

Bidwell
Bidwell

Always take the war taxes first

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

fuck off
nope.jpg.vbs

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Will it bring me more cash over time than just the ship trade power?

Also, which would be the second ability you would take?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

with the most white
whitest gets first place every single time...
you're trying to change history... won't happen...

FastChef
FastChef

*leg sweeps u*

U Wot M8? !!

*does epic steampunk parkour backflip onto your stomach and fucking crushes your kidney*

REKT!!!!!

Emberfire
Emberfire

Please stop I have a family

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

In that case it should be black, dark blue, brown, lime green, purple, light blue, dark green

Bidwell
Bidwell

War taxes is fine all purpose, you're almost always gonna war.
Same for the combat bonus.

I don't think I've used the edict yet.

The transfer subject thing can be amazing in certain situations. Like you could get claims on ramazan, cyprus, tlemcen, trebizond with some minor effort thanks to that one.
Kinda key if you're playing as nahuatl.

AE is good for hre.
I don't find the cav ratio very useful, but it's good for safety in some situations.

Illusionz
Illusionz

How to improve Mayo frame rate?!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Looks like you have a special Venice one, take that.

Bidwell
Bidwell

blue, brown
white but irrelevant
green
CHING CHONG DING DONG plus slavs
black
a clusterfuck of whites, Londonistanians, slavs and potato turks
purple
whites and arabs
cyan
VERY SHITTY whites, sandniggers, slavs and turks.

I have no idea on who would win

Supergrass
Supergrass

Mayo is bloat, try Beyond Typus instead

Emberburn
Emberburn

slut choker
Yeah no thanks, I'd prefer not to have Syphilis

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Thank you!

The combat bonus is crap in my case, Venice is coastline and I couldn't find another province with the same terrain. I could move the capital but meh.

Methshot
Methshot

But I want events and the autistic bookmark

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

You now have been granted the mission to divide the Balkans into only four countries. What do you do /gsg/?

Booteefool
Booteefool

Ah... yes...
Alberto Barbossa's Roman Empire faces off against the Great Finnish Khaganate.
Really one of the most legendary struggles of all time.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Yugoslavia, Bulgaria, Greece and Romania. Easy.

askme
askme

All to Banat.

likme
likme

G&T lad, the yearly increase in AE reported by provinces ignores the CE value reported, leading to shit like this. I assume that's not WAD.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Yugoslavia, GroBromaniums/Bulgariums, Albania and Greece.
That's if we're not including Hungary as a Balkan country (I consider it more Carpathian than anything)

Illusionz
Illusionz

TFW no grand strategy games include Antarctica or ALL of Canada/the arctic

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Is this blobbing? I might not keep it, but I need it in order to take Baleares.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Suggest a decent country to play as in HOI3 and i will post an AAR

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

eu4
worried about blobbing
playing the wrong game pal

Lunatick
Lunatick

Why in the fuck would you include those, they'd just be a wasteland province on the edge of the map that adds bloat

Spamalot
Spamalot

Is this a WTWSMS transfer or a mod?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Could be good if you like trapping enemy armies on venice, but maybe not the first one to take.

girlDog
girlDog

Communist China. Do what Mao did 10 years earlier.

Bidwell
Bidwell

Germany is always a good choice, as is any major power.
What do you mean by decent? Unique? Or a a strong starting position?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Extended Timeline

Evilember
Evilember

You mean sit tight while Chiang's regime gets raped by japs?

eGremlin
eGremlin

Join the Axis as South Africa and bring all of Africa under Apartheid. There's lots of AAR potential there with the starting politics.

Methnerd
Methnerd

No, I mean do what he did from 1946 to 1958. Take over China.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

what the borders should have been

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I could do a commie game, really don't like commies though and any country i play i like to larp as. Republic of China is not too bad, pretty shitty starting position.

Mostly countries that can be interesting and do something without ahistorical as fuck minmaxing/super blobbing.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Start as Greece, join the Axis ASAP, conquer Turkey, conquer Persia, then help Germany in the Caucasus and Italy in the levant.
End game goals being Alexsnder's borders.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I'm trying one of those "tall" playthroughs I've been hearing about. Aside from Baleares and colonies I have all the land I want.

eGremlin
eGremlin

veekyforums.com/thread/204439294/video-games

guys.. helb...

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Alright so some background info tldr as I typed this already but it got deleted

>Joined late
Byzantiun was all gone but some minor lands
Owned by Rum
they were already inside of rum so i joined in
Said dont worry crusades are coming and are winning
crusade failed
One played died other I dont know why and another did not want to play as a muslim again as he just did a playthrough as one in SP
We all change characters
One wants to play through newbie island again
Other is southern italian lord
Other is duke of upper burgandy
End of first session I was in
Second session Upper burgandy guy dies and somehow becomes a single count lord due to gavelkind, inhertince memes and rebelions
Nothing on Duke of Apulla
Ireland guy becomes king shortly
Session 3
Crusade for greece!
It succeeds but what follows is this fucking thing
Also Venice had the highest score so now Greece is a merchant republic
we all are in disgust at the map gore
HRE blobs into Iberia and Denmark
Ex duke of burgandy rebecomes duke of burgandy thanks to ireland killing of the hiers after he payed him
HRE emperor loves him and allows him to grant his titles
Duke of Apulla joins up with HRE
Joins the muslim assasins
King of Ireland warns him do not do it
Apulla says do not worry Emperor is symaptahtic towards muslims
He dies the next one takes all his lands and leaves him as a single count lord
He re rolls to duke of castile
King of Ireland Unites all of ireland and takes his vassels lands to give out to his dynasty members
also marrying his sons to all the single counts and ducheses to spread his dynasty
about to push his wife's claim on scotland as well

end of sessions 3

I had to do all of this since the third session just finished but next time it will be alot neater. just giving you guys some background info like I said

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

ethnic borders
gives kosovo to serbia for some reason
doesnt give hungary any of vovodina
whats the logic

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

That Seljuk
That Byzantum
Please tell me your friends didn't cause the Seljuk

SniperWish
SniperWish

really don't like commies though and any country i play i like to larp as
Christ almighty, user. You've got to learn to suspend your belief. Nobody likes commies, not even commies, you just have to get out there and kill as many borgeoise sparrows as possible.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Want me to make a dramatic re telling like that old user with his HiP playthrough of King of Jeruslum, Short and sweet or what.

No, they kind of just went insane. next session ill post a up to date picture of the world.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

ck2 mp seems like a cool mess

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Yeah man go full autistic rp if you think you'd be able to do it.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Be Rurik's Dynasty, Old Gods Start
Form kingdom of Russia, still Norse for OP raiding.
Sweden goes Catholic
Time to strike back
Coastal Conquest CB on Rome
Take it ez.
Pillage owned Holdings, going to remove Rome from the map.
Crusades begin in 920 a month later
Crusade for Aquitane!

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Now fix this.

Skullbone
Skullbone

help me cheat
"no"

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

soon

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Just give it all to Russia.

iluvmen
iluvmen

forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?forums/darkest-hour-user-modifications.608/
is it kino?

Nojokur
Nojokur

Russiums Imperiums worked fine.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

hello nahky

King_Martha
King_Martha

who?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Fixed it, CE wasn't being added to admin_efficiency_value so I added the highlighted line.

happy_sad
happy_sad

Reichskommissariat Kaukasus tbqh

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

resident russian

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

why call him like that

Booteefool
Booteefool

hes from a city called nakhodka or somethong like that

Emberfire
Emberfire

so?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Daily reminder that this is the /r/eddit infested /gsg/ and that anyone worth anyone has moved on to /tragsg/ /trash/thread/13917441#p13917441

whereismyname
whereismyname

delet this right now

JunkTop
JunkTop

delete this post

MPmaster
MPmaster

Successors of the Roman empire are in Russia after Constantinople's fall
accurate

SniperWish
SniperWish

95 seconds apart
hmmmmm

Inmate
Inmate

stfu whitey

RumChicken
RumChicken

my posts

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

"no."

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

All mine

Bidwell
Bidwell

dont you fucking do that to me I'm the one that started doing that shut your fucking mouth

iluvmen
iluvmen

this gimmick is such shite

WebTool
WebTool

Honestly I love CK2 but the later border gore and the like can just be too immersion breaking. Guess it's time to at last try Vicky with HPM.

massdebater
massdebater

everone who made these posts is grandifa youth or alex and is trying to imposter me
nobody can prove that these weren't me
therefore they are me

SniperWish
SniperWish

strawpoll.me/15025658
strawpoll.me/15025658
strawpoll.me/15025658

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

204545148
you're not even doing it right there shouldn't be a period in the quotation you faggot i don't have enough blood pressure medication to deal with this

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Honestly I love HPM but the later genocide nerfs and the like can just be too immersion breaking. Guess it's time to at last try Vicky with Niggermod.

WebTool
WebTool

liquoria number one

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Alright, can we put the memes aside for a moment and all agree that, for what it set out to do, HoI4 is a success? It gave us a WWII grandstrat free from all the archaic bullshit of Darkest Hour, and also much easier to get into then HoI3. Can anyone here honestly say they enjoy wasting an hour to fix their OoB every time they start a game of HoI3? Not to mention that, rather than needing to tediously micromanage industry like in other HoI games, HoI4's industry is both streamlined as well as more intuitive than the previous games. Yeah, it's true that HoI4 leads to more "ahistorical" scenarios, but isn't that the point? Why even bother playing the game if the outcome is predetermined form the start? Moreover, from a pure gameplay perspective, giving the player more options, whether they be historical or ahistorical, is a total success. Sure, Mosley ruling Britain never could have happened in reality, but it's fun to have the ability to easily do so in video game form.

Overall, I feel that HoI4 is getting a lot of undeserved hate simply because it isn't a total copy of HoI3 with slightly better graphics. Of COURSE the game is different - HoI3 already exists, there would be no point to making the same game again! HoI4 may be different, but that's by design, not by some unforeseen flaw, and it should be celebrated for the changes it made, not hated on.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Hey senpaitachi I'm trying to get the Burgundy achievement (own the lowlands, have france and austria as subjects).

I've got an Habsburg on my throne and I've been waiting for a PU opportunity for ages now. There's less than 100 years left in the game. Should I straight up conquer them or keep waiting for the PU?

Supergrass
Supergrass

Honestly I love EU4 but the later mana shit and the like can just be too immersion breaking. Guess it's time to at last try Vicky with Robmod.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Beyond a lack of direct genocide, why is niggermod superior?

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Honestly I love sniffing farts but the later poop stains and the like can just be too immersion breaking. Guess it's time to at last try killing myself

Emberburn
Emberburn

t. trash /gsg/ falseflagger
I sincerely agree with the sentiment that it's easier to get into and better graphically,
but that does not make it a better game, as it neutered many aspects of the previous entry simply to market it to more people

King_Martha
King_Martha

stupid.... what a stupid question........ why else would you think it would be superior? it is simply the superior mod

likme
likme

*leg sweeps u*

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

*hits you with staff*

RumChicken
RumChicken

*anus quivers*

Teehee

viagrandad
viagrandad

archaic bullshit of Darkest Hour

hairygrape
hairygrape

I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT! I AM USELESS TRASH WITHOUT MY WILLY!!!! WITHOUT ME MY WILLY IS USELESS TRASH!! WAGGLE MY WILLY TO THE LIMIT!

StonedTime
StonedTime

her sister is more cute

idontknow
idontknow

gave a province to my heir because my demesne size is too big
he proceed to breed 2 bastards
gain the title "the seducer"
get herpes

Why can't you control yourself my son?

TreeEater
TreeEater

she's a slut who deserves to go to the happy farm tbqh

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

*sheathes katana*
hehe.... time to meet your master kid
*teleports behind you*
*KASHRANG*
nothing personal kid, hehe.... nothing personnel........

Emberburn
Emberburn

i love the milkies in the mirror

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

HOI4 number 3
you lying pieces of shit

Booteefool
Booteefool

85
that's my girlfriend.... you AREN'T allowed to fuck with my girlfriend, or I will make you pay kid....... oh yes I will make you pay............ heheh

idontknow
idontknow

yeehaw

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

IIRC the guy found his old neckbeard gear when cleaning out his closet and took the opportunity to take the pic

takes2long
takes2long

didn't ask

Emberburn
Emberburn

I'll try I'll post more when we do more sessions. Want do u want me to post besides map gore?

It is

Techpill
Techpill

*hugs u*

Flameblow
Flameblow

*leg sweeps u*

Nojokur
Nojokur

They are called the third rome for a reason user

Here is the inside borders of HRE. Notice how Genoa owns all of italy. And this is one of the players character but not as important as the internal borders. Why does HRE own Denmark? who knows.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

imminent falseflag incoming

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Dunno I love AARs so just go for a basic form of that explaining the flow the game takes from an in character perspective. Really its up to you since its your game, and I enjoy seeing anything that isn't shitposting.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

76
95
17
heh, you're all asking for trouble.... if it's trouble you want, tHEN YOU SHALL RECEIVE
HOUH
*SLINSHANG*
*SHRELONK*
all in a days work kiddies.... all in a day's work.........

askme
askme

incoming

likme
likme

my son got the kinslayer trait

But why?

Nojokur
Nojokur

that isn't shitposting
That slew of shitpost made me realize this general needs something. hopefully my writing skills are good enough for you guys.

Want me to go by my characters POV, or all of them? Or some sort of Third Person narrator style?

happy_sad
happy_sad

Probably because he killed a distant relative and the game counts that as slaying your kin, when it should only be for close family members

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I fucking hate this change so much.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Either works, I'd personally do it as a retrospective on the growth of the house as a distant Historian looking back on what happened, but I lack any talent for prose.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Ah yes, the magical powers of Jesus are now mine
I totally acquired this legitimately btw, its not me who killed the guy who was guarding it in the monastery of my society

whereismyname
whereismyname

Reeee

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Kill the motherfucker

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

*kills himself*

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

He is my only son.

idontknow
idontknow

KILL
HIM

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

DO IT

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Kill the fucker.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Mate I don't want my game to end like that. I know my son is fucked up (adulterous and tried to kill me before, plus having 2 bastards and people probably won't like him if I died), but there is no choice.

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

How old are you
Poor bastard is just trying to get his rightful heritage

Lunatick
Lunatick

I am 72. I am waiting to change the legalism to late feudalism so that I can have Primogeniture. He literally just have to wait for 2 more years.

hairygrape
hairygrape

genocide nerfs and the like can just be too immersion breaking
implying gas chambers in 1900 are historical and realistic

Methshot
Methshot

Just two more years, son... Please be patient... I am only 72...
I'd fucking kill you too

RavySnake
RavySnake

implying gas chambers in 1900 are historical and realistic
not really plausible until the late 20th century desu

FastChef
FastChef

Ah yes house Ua Ruaire the very same house that founded and united the waring tribes of Ireland.
One account tells us of the second king of the Eire named King Aed of Eire
He came back from the succesful crusade in Greece with his father, the first King of the Eire whose name is now last to time
By the time the boats came back his mind was long gone
This event made King Aed a drunkard and one day...
Oh! *hiccup* Summon the war council! He staggerd into court half naked with a bit of ale and his own vomit on his hairy chest, bruised and scared from the crusade
I don't *hic up*
his ale from his mug spills
oh what a bloody shame says Aed
*cough* one of the court members sounds
Who said that!
Aed pulls out his arming sword passed down by his father
The court gets silent
thats what I *hic& thought
he sheeths his sword and says
I don't like that duke (reffering to the independent duke bewteen scotland and Ireland
Did you see how he built his castle?
TWICE as big as mine!
I think its time we show him a thing or two
chamberlin! Sign the declaretion of force vassalition we got to war at high noon!
His wife, Princess of scotland and 5th in line says
But honey, the duke has helped your father more then severel times when he was reigning in the other tribes of the Eire, surely we need not go to war with them?
Ah my sweet *chugs his ale* lovely Emilia, if you werent the only thing I knew was good in the world I would have had you lashed long ago
he smiles softly at her with a long sad gaze but quickly goes back to being a drunken oaf infrount of his commanders and war council
This is a man's world and we take what we want, and I want his lands!
He tells his squires to ready his armor
and besides, "He says while the squires are putting on his armor" we are that much closer to your homeland!
w-what?!
you can't be serous!
oh but I *hic* am dear!

girlDog
girlDog

Just changed the laws. Yeah he can kill me now.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

word is your mother is incable and the next in line is your little 2 year old brother, and also has a regent looking for the realm so it looks like you will be queen very shortly!
B-but I...
NO BUTS!
tell Aed the second I say be good or else
Anyways I must prepare the men
he kisses his wife his breath smells of ale and vomit and walks off
I must write a letter! there is no telling what he will do to my little brother if he is caught!

End Scene

How was that?

Sorry for the autism with no pictures of the game like I decided to do this after the last session.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Communism > Fascism

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

how dare you

Playboyize
Playboyize

Communism < Left Strasserism > Fascism

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Left Strasserism
isn't that redundant?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Poor, full of spelling errors as well as bad grammar, with poor characterization with a few noteworthy parts, good for a first time rushed AAR however.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

A bit, but I was implying an slightly further left version of strasserism

DeathDog
DeathDog

an slightly further left version of strasserism
For when you want to be communist, but /leftypol/ won't accept you over your hatred of niggers.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

ill cut down the fat then.
Poor spelling and bad grammar
I was always bad at spelling. the grammar was because it was rushed ill try to get better though. Ill just go to the good bits next time. If I cant get better then ill just make a green post story of the game rather then the characters. As I wont have full in depth knowledge of their keikaku (plans) anyways.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Basically, yeah.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Anyone know some good mod(s) for EU4? I have not played the game in a while but the vanilla version of the game seems bland.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

if you haven't played in a while you could probably get a fun game unmodded

Methnerd
Methnerd

how come only Conquest CB gives research points to uncivs?

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

ill cut down the fat then.
No, the fat is what makes it good.
The storming into the council chambers shitfaced was a good idea, it just could've been written a bit more accurately or subtly to his traits.
You did a good job though, though some were a bit forced.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

So I've had my games on an external hd for years no problem and recently upgraded to another PC but now I get this when trying to launch Vicky 2

What do

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

See the application event log and search google. You won't be the first person to have had this happen.

TechHater
TechHater

annex an entire primitive country as my civilized Zulu
get 100% more people
get 100% more money from the littles taxes
enable cultural rights so /pol/tards from the former country don't cry
change to a liberal party
zulu is now a paradise on earth with no taxes and no tariffs

give me 100 more years and i could make zulu a great power

FastChef
FastChef

you'd just get gobbled by the british

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Better than 90% of what's been posted, so far so I'll take it. Plus you made the story interesting enough so 3/5 can't wait to see you improve.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Do you think?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

yeah, like they did with boers. gold and stuff, they wouldn't give two shits about you being 'civilized'. in real life of course, in V2 you are pretty much safe.

TechHater
TechHater

This guy is interfering me in everything. What is his problem?

Bidwell
Bidwell

Is it too late to go Maronite?

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Or Messalian, forgot about how that's a thing

Lunatick
Lunatick

incestuous adulterer
Post the family member you banged

girlDog
girlDog

gets dirty cloth robe
tells the peasants they have to pay 10% more tax now because jesus lmao

KINGS HATE HIM! FIND OUT HOW TO GET FREE TAXES WITH ONE EASY TRICK!

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

cuckolded

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

What is it about Vicky2 autists that makes them so much more aggressive and hostile than other Paradox game autists?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

But my dynasty isnt from Lenanon, that would be weird to go Maronite. I'd probably go Druze if I started around Lebanon too
Messalian is one of my heresy I think so maybe if I get a crazy lunatic who want some sweet wincest
Just believe in Jesus and he will pay you back
I want to collect other rare artifacts now, gotta get the ark of the covenant and bones of st Peter at least

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

This guy's wife. The boy is mine by the way. He just didn't know.

I have control over him during his reign as Earl of Shropshire. Hell, I have 8 children under my list and half of them are bastards.

cum2soon
cum2soon

All other paradox games are fucking shit in comparsion to V2 and it's extremely offensive to us that other consider them to be equal.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Thanks senpai ill try to get good for you guys.

been written a bit more accurately
I am not to knowledgeable on how the whole courts and summoning your war council worked in medieval times but ill see if I can look it up next time. Ill also try to be a bit more subtle. Like I said I am not a writer if it becomes to bad and you guys would rather just have me post a green text story instead of an AAR let me know.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

I like CK2 more. But EUIV is shit

idontknow
idontknow

If you plan on making family fucking a regular occurrence, install the GIS mod from the forums. It keeps track of how inbred people are in homozygosity percentages, and allocates higher chances of inbred and lunatic appearing based on it. Also the higher the percentage, the higher the chance for positive congenital traits to be passed on as well. At 50% homozygosity, trait inheritance is guaranteed and you can have genius strong attractive kids as long as you keep inbreeding, with no chance of inbred. Just the occasional lunatic here and there.

happy_sad
happy_sad

youtube.com/watch?v=MbIZbxDA-JQ

Is he right bros?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Want to play a Shiite Ottoman/Turk game, what school/beylik should I pick?
Sunni Arabs
Shia Turks and Persians
Ibadi Malaya/SEA

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

the most developed areas in the world are green
Most of the US isn't green.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Societies are OP when you're a small religion, you're basically guaranteed to became the big boss and get free province conversions
The number of members has doubled since my father time though

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

that small
losing Natalia
You seriously need to git gud

viagrandad
viagrandad

playing as niggers
Your umbermansch IQ seriously needs to git gud

Playboyize
Playboyize

they called him... old emperor grabass

RavySnake
RavySnake

someone just had -300 on me because he was cuckolded

Feels so good.

RumChicken
RumChicken

We have to do our best to uplift the others, it's the white and based man's burden

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Why can't I buy indulgence? I've never bought any during my reign yet.

iluvmen
iluvmen

The concept of 'white man's burden' will be the key point of downfall of white civilization, fucking remember this.

idontknow
idontknow

Literally read the tooltip fag

RumChicken
RumChicken

The problem is there is not even an option present.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

You should just need to be catholic, adult, and never bought one before to see the decision. Maybe you already did if your character was landed before you inherited

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I mean, I just wanted to make the joke, but you're absolutely right. If not for it, we'd have let the rest of the world fuck off, and our homelands wouldn't be flooded and torn apart

massdebater
massdebater

What am I supposed to do aside from blobbing?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Deleting the game.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

first reform in 1855
did HPM nerf westernization?

Spamalot
Spamalot

light a flame that the ages shall not extinguish in britain

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

No
Unless you'er one of the shitty unciv with no writing system but you can still do it before 80

idontknow
idontknow

gold coast african
are mil reforms worth it?

Firespawn
Firespawn

okay how did you actually get a character to live that long without cheats or savescumming

TechHater
TechHater

No
Get sphered by UK, get university first then the other education reform

SniperGod
SniperGod

Get sphered by UK
what would that do

Firespawn
Firespawn

14
Holy shit what a fucking abomination

You get a discount on reforms depending on your sphere leader's tech school. Best one is the US but they start with negative relation with almost all unciv

TreeEater
TreeEater

In vicky2 rebels keep on pooping up fucking why? Also how can I do more then 1 reform per 100 fucking years?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

You get a discount on reforms depending on your sphere leader's tech school
is that a new thing? should i just start over and improve relations with usa from day 1?

RumChicken
RumChicken

be emperor of Britannia
give kingdoms to my brothers
a century later they fuck up their kingdoms so hard that Britannia is exploding into revolts exploding into revolts exploding into revolts
How come AI is so shit it makes revolts revolt on revolts?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Pretty sure it's even in vanilla. I dont think its worth to go for the US, it would take too long before they start sphering you

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Because it actually follows what its rulers would attempt instead of being an autistic teenager who wants to blob his GroBbritaniums

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

make a beautiful empire over the centuries
all your vassals are neatly organized with no border gore
strongest realm by far on the map
nothing more to do so switch to observe
cry as the AI manage to destroy in a few years what took you generations to accomplish

RavySnake
RavySnake

rulers would attempt to LOWER crown authority instead of raise it to maximum
I didn't even blob, I just made Britannia and watched watched the world burn.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

They erupted into revolt because they didn't lower it you mong

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

my brother asked me if I wanted to vote on lowering crown authority to medium from high

WebTool
WebTool

King gives some petty reforms
Nobles want more
He says no
Nobles revolt
post more retarded Wojacks please

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I just wanted the empire to be roman-like but those petty little fuckers just wanted their own little bit of blob.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

The AI in CK2 is by far the most disapointing part of the game. I find it impossible to roleplay as a vassal because my liege always act the most braindead way, same thing with vassals, if I want proper vassals I have to constantly babysit them so they don't lose everything

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

At least there are mods which try to take away some of the features the AI can kill itself with

Skullbone
Skullbone

Yeah, but unfortunately no mod can fix the horrible military AI

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

this is taking ages

StonedTime
StonedTime

I recommend playing at a constant (or minimum speed) at all times. That way, you start to feel as retarded as the AI.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Oh, you're a blob. This will take longer then, the best uncivs are the ones with only one state so your only NF is more efficient to raise literacy

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

europeans would take the african states before me otherwise

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

He has the immortal trait

Ouch, I don't remember it being that harsh. Or maybe it's because I was playing an adulterous queen and men don't mind it as much.

FastChef
FastChef

Probably a mod

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

started over without blobbing, now uk just flat out refuses to sphere me

likme
likme

Usually they start when you reach 100 relation if you dont have a border

farquit
farquit

what the fugg

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

what grand strategy games does your girlfriend play /gsg/?

Techpill
Techpill

Best strategy is to get to 4% intellectuals, get foreign universities, then the army reforms and blob for the RP.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I got her really into EU3. She exclusively plays OOT on easy and blobs as hard as possible outside of Europe, and she's borderline autistic about building every possible building in every single province so her entire empire is that teal color.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

the chaste cuck vs the lustful chad

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Tulpas dont count as real gf user

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Oh fuck, I always thought 2% intellectuals was enough. Explains why I westernised with 13% literacy.

MPmaster
MPmaster

she's literally in bed next to me right now m8

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

post a timestamp with her tits

Flameblow
Flameblow

NFs are super shit in uncivs

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

What? They do exactly the same thing

RavySnake
RavySnake

lol no way am I posting her on Veeky Forums

Flameblow
Flameblow

Yeah same I wont show you my beautiful gf (white btw) you virgins

Techpill
Techpill

got sphered by uk, -5% civ -15% mil reform cost

Methshot
Methshot

Good find lad, I'll include it in the next hotfix

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

On another note, AE maxes out with a whole bunch of bonuses, but the capital state doesn't seem to get them despite being described as always maximally efficient.

Snarelure
Snarelure

I wrote the loc for the capital state when I was thinking about making all AE ranks excluding 5 to give negative bonuses, hence why it's "always optimal". The intended functionality of the capital state is to be excluded from the AE mechanic so OPMs aren't penalized by AE or in case you have a very wealthy state which is sitting at Rank 1 AE and you can fix that by simply moving the capital there

farquit
farquit

how to get rid of enclosures as ireland

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

gonna run out of infamy real fast that way

Lunatick
Lunatick

If you mean the unfaithful penalty picture, I was playing without mods.

Inmate
Inmate

none
t*rks are garbage and you should be in a permanent war of extermination against them

DeathDog
DeathDog

Kek how does this have no replies

Playboyize
Playboyize

Genocide

Methnerd
Methnerd

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alevism
Some of the differences that mark Alevis from Orthodox Muslims are the use of cemevi halls rather than mosques but similar to some other Sufi and Shia groups; worship ceremonies that feature music and dancing, candles and grape juice, and where both women and men participate; a completely different approach to salat (they only prostrate twice in during the cem) as to Ramadan, and the Hajj (considering true pilgrimage to be internal one).

happy_sad
happy_sad

You missed a spot. Here, let me fix that

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

You only get RP for conquering land off nations with more than 0% westernization.
africa really is fucked

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Top kek

Emberburn
Emberburn

GOOD post
Only /leftypol/ would think that isn't historically accurate tho

cum2soon
cum2soon

How does RP gain works? How much do you get if you manage to grab civilized land?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

zulu (literal) nigger BTFO FOR LIFE
will he ever recover?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Don't forget
not pictured:: Armenian Trabzon and Highlands

MPmaster
MPmaster

trying to play as a christian in charlememe start
why is my tech so bad
where are all the holdings
why dont any holdings have buildings
why do the muslims have tech, holdings and buildings 200 years ahead of me

Techpill
Techpill

Because you're a barbarian and the muslims conquered civilized stuff

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Armenian Trabzon
kys, it's rightful Georgian clay

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

nobody knows

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

fuck off macon

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Just put a spy in constantinople and spam the build observatory focus at least once per character, studiyng stars can give you lots of retinues early on and trivialize vassal management when you have 10k more troops than their factions

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

MEIOU keeps crashing when clicking on Single Player. I'm on 24.1.
Dey say on steam there is a patch on da forums, but I can't access.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

The scholarship focus then? I never actually used the culture tech part of that focus but i heard you can get an inventory book if you go that way.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

there's no way west coast africans can westernize before 1880

iluvmen
iluvmen

Does any focus really do that much? It seems like they're all so bare and you can "finish" them all on one character

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Is it worth it?

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

I forgive you for last time, Macon

RumChicken
RumChicken

Give

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Essex
Please end your campaign.

Booteefool
Booteefool

It's not my fault that trade isn't dynamic or else I'd be happy to sit in Vienna

Snarelure
Snarelure

nothing wrong with cucking your fellow europeans, i liked that thrace too

eGremlin
eGremlin

shalom goyim

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee even if I enforce religious authority my sacrum imperium members keep turning into heretics

how do i stop it? i guess i will have to wait for the reform centers to go away

Flameblow
Flameblow

THIRTY HERETIC PRINCES LMAO

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I need the development to keep Spain in line. It was also quite useful before I made London my main trade city.

Illusionz
Illusionz

You're not playing vanilla are you? I'm trying to understand how trade work in this game, can you give me some tips? Like how do merchant work and when to send ships to protect trade

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Чтo зa хyйня?

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

consider yourself memed on kiddo

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Унылoe гoвнo, a нe мeмы.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

*leg sweeps u*

likme
likme

B... But shitposting is a meme user.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

You're not playing vanilla are you?
I am, just a Neprut map mod

With regards to trade the main thing to know is that you collect automatically in your home node. You get a malus if you use a merchant to collect but in some cases (for unfortunately placed countries like Scotland or Great Horde) collecting is best. Use your merchants to transfer money to your home node is usually the best use for them.

When to send ships to protect trade? Again, almost always. Countries with poor placement (again, like Scotland or some others) can make more money (and power projection) by privateering their rivals.

Trade always moves towards the end points of Genoa, Venice and London and the trade map mode shows you your logical trade steering and blobbing path. Going west or colonising the new world as Venice is inefficient in the early game, for example and that is simply because Venice was set up to take advantage of the silk road coming from the east.

What country are you playing as?

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Oкeй, мoжeтe пpoдoлжaть.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

You can too m8. This general is leagues above rugsg but still a fucking shithole anwyay.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

This general is leagues above rugsg
No.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

t.non-russian speaker

TechHater
TechHater

I was playing as ternate to learn how to play tall, was making some really good money from colonization but i'm not sure about trade.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

>t.non-russian speaker
t. puker

iluvmen
iluvmen

rugsg
kpgsg when?

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Дa хyй cocи y дeгeнepaтoв из диcкopдa, aцтeкoёб ты oбoccaный. Пpoвeдя кyчy лeт в oбoих тpeдaх я c yвepeннocтью мoгy cкaзaть чтo хyдшeй пapaши чeм хapкaчecкий гcг cpeди cooбщecтв пoдoбнoгo poдa пoпpocтy нe cyщecтвyeт. Здecь? Бecкoнeчныe тpeдoвoйны, cpaч, гoвнo и тoтaльный игнop мaляpoв - и вcё paвнo кyдa тepпимee флaжкoёбcтвa, гoмoчaтa, чикpaшeй, пeтyхoв c aвaтapкaми, бecкoнeчнoгo бaйтингa и oбщeй нeгpaмoтнocти. >пyк, блядь. Oхyeнный тpeд, oхyeннoe кaчecтвo, ничeгo нe cкaжeшь.

Кaзни ceбя, чyхaнид.

girlDog
girlDog

Your home node is Moluccas so you want to own as much of that as you can. Provinces with that little green square are either Centres of Inland Trade, Estuaries or Important Trade Hubs. They give a stupid amount of leverage over the node itself and need prioritised. There is not much downstream of you except Australia and Phillipines to the North. When people say downstream they mean that "the money flows from them to you". On the other side of that though, money that your provinces are creating is flowing out to Malacca.

Playing tall is cool and all but if you had not been, your logical path of expansion would be up into the Phillipines (prioritising those estuary provinces) and then from there up and into Hangzhou (gl lmao). The money going into Hangzhou comes from Japan in one direction so there is another path of expansion. If you don't want to expand into them you can send a merchant to trade steer (he will automatically give you 5% of the trade just by being there) and then you can back him up with light ships to generate more trade power.

Playboyize
Playboyize

play Vic2 zombiemod as BR
from 1.5mil, manage to save 450k
my pops however all starving because Rio only produces coffee

idontknow
idontknow

Хyя тeбя пopвaлo нa мeлкиe кycoчки, дeгeнepaт oбoccaный.
Чтo вooбщe ты вклaдывaeшь в пoнятиe oбщeй нeгpaмoтнocти? Tипa тyт aхyeнныe диcкyccии, или чтo?
флaжкoёбcтвa
Кaкoй жe ты oбoccaный, yнижeнный чмoхeн, paз тeбe гopит oт тaкoгo.
Aхyeнныe пpeдъявы, гoвнoeд тyпoй, yбeй ceбя, мoжeт тoгдa пepecтaнeт гopeть.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

/rusgsg/ gets raided by a discordgruppen too
Huh, I thought only ammerimuts are capable of such barbarity.

Soft_member
Soft_member

Also UK mainland and Japan were untouched. I wish I was a big island.

Methnerd
Methnerd

Bычитывaя бeccмыcлeнный cлoвecный пoнoc,
Tипa тyт aхyeнныe диcкyccии
имeннo.

Bidwell
Bidwell

It developed around the same time but its purpose was never that of organizing raids. Think of it as of /trash/ reserve.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Этo мecтный тyпoй, oбoccaный пoгopeлeц Гoвнo тyпoe, ты нa cвoй пocт взгляни, тaм ничeгo кpoмe твoeгo бaтхepтa и oбиды ничeгo нeт. Tвoи выcepы пpo диcкyccии пpo тyпы, yчитывaя тoт фaкт, чтo cepьeзных диcкyccий здecь нeт и нe бывaлo.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

У твoих пocтoв тaкoй зaбaвный тoн, бpaтaн, чтo вoпpoc ктo здecь пoгopeлeц бoлee чeм oткpыт.

пocт кpитикyeт cocтoяниe пapaши
этo знaчит, чтo aбcoлютнo вecь тpeд paвeн этoмy пocтy
Beликoлeпнaя лoгикa, дpyжoк. C тaкoй, пoжaлyйcтa, cиди в cвoём зaгoнe.

epьeзных диcкyccий здecь нeт и нe бывaлo
Hy a этo пoпpocтy нaглaя, ничeм нe пoдкpeплённaя лoжь, кoтopyю зaлётный выплёвывaeт oт злocти.

Methnerd
Methnerd

У твoих пocтoв тaкoй зaбaвный тoн, бpaтaн, чтo вoпpoc ктo здecь пoгopeлeц бoлee чeм oткpыт.
A ecли yчecть тoт фaкт, ктo пepвым выплecнyл пocт пoлный бyгypт, тo cтaнeт eщe зaбaвнee.
Hy a этo пoпpocтy нaглaя, ничeм нe пoдкpeплённaя лoжь, кoтopyю зaлётный выплёвывaeт oт злocти.
Лoжь этo твoй выcep пpo нeгpaмoтнocть, cepьёзнo. Учитывaя cкoлькo диcкyccий нa филocoфcкиe и нe oчeнь тeмы пoднимaлиcь в гcг, тo этo выглядит кaк лoжь oбижeннoгo чeлoвeкa.

TechHater
TechHater

aяэ шe бeiиg яaided?

Nojokur
Nojokur

кpитикa = бyгypт
Чтo вooбщe ecть бyгypт в этoй cитyaции, я нe знaю. Бeccмыcлeнный бaззвopд кaкoй-тo. Дa, мeня тoшнит oт тeх пoмoeк c кoтopых ты пpишёл, пиpaмидкa. Этo "бyгypт", я тaк пoнимaю? Ecли чecтнo гoвopить, я пoпpocтy ycтaл oт этoй бecкoнeчнoй дeфoлтнoй aгpeccивнocти кo вceм и вceмy нa хapкaчe, нo этo нaвepнoe глyпaя жaлoбa.

Лoжь этo твoй выcep пpo нeгpaмoтнocть, cepьёзнo.
Бpeд. Boзьми любoй типичный пocт в тpeдe, oффтoп или нeт и c кpaйнe выcoкoй вepoятнocтью oн бyдeт cocтoять из ёбaнoй кaши cлoв oт кoтopoй глaзa вытeкaют нaхyй. Любoй пocт чиpкaшa, нaпpимep.

Диcкyccии жe вeдyтcя кpaйним мeньшинcтвoм вpoдe кyклoдeбилa кoтopoe кpaйнe кoнтpacтиpyeт c ocтaльным нaceлeниeм. Ecть, нo мaлo.

w8t4u
w8t4u

бecкoнeчнoй дeфoлтнoй aгpeccивнocти кo вceм и вceмy нa хapкaчe, нo этo нaвepнoe глyпaя жaлoбa.
C чьeй cтopoны? Ктo тeбя нa тeбя aгpeccиpyeт пpocтo тaк и ни зa чтo?
Бpeд
Oпять ты в cвoём peпepтyape. У тeбя дeйcтвитeльнo кaкaя иppaциoнaльнaя пpeдвзятocть, нaвepнякa нa пoчвe кaкoй-тo oбиды.
Boт взял, ничeгo yжacнoгo и нeчитaбeльнoгo нe вижy, ты oпять лжeшь.

Playboyize
Playboyize

Этo тeaтp oднoгo Ceмeнa, пoлaгaю?

Techpill
Techpill

sgf
Sick meme. Why did it even form? It's sphered by NGF.

takes2long
takes2long

Heт, я дeйcтвитeльнo нe пoнимaю eгo пpeтeнзий.
Дa в тpeдe дaжe eбaнoгo aнимe yжe нe ocтaлocь, и aвaтapoк нeт, ecли флaжки зa тaкoвыe нe cчитaть.
Boт чeм эти пocты хyдe здeшних?

SniperGod
SniperGod

Oбщaя мaнepa peчи, в тoм чиcлe в мoeм пepвoм пocтe нa pyccкoм здecь.

Heчитaeмocть - хyйню кoнeчнo cкaзaл, cкopee paздpaжaeт тyпoй cпaм ypoвня пyкoв-хyюкoв.

Пpeдвзятocть нe иppaциoнaльнaя, кaк я гoвopил я дoлгoe вpeмя cидeл тaм и cocтoяниe тpeдa в кaкoй-тo мoмeнт вынyдилo мeня пoпpocтy yйти, пoтoмy чтo этo был aбcoлютный пиздeц - нe пoмню дaжe кoнкpeтнo чтo былo, тoли гoмoчaт бecкoнeчный зaeбaл, тoли eщё чтo - нe пoмню.

Дa ничeм, зaбeй. Paзвe чтo гoвнo вpoдe eвpoпы пocтят дa вaнильных кpecтoв.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Игpaю в ocнoвнoм в викy, нa двaчaх дeйcтвитeльнo пoчти нeт oтчeтoв, a тyт интepecнo пoглядeть пpoхoждeния, дa пocpaтьcя нacчeт мoдoв.
Пpo кoличecтвo пocтoв дaжe cкaзaть нeчeгo.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Дa ничeм, зaбeй. Paзвe чтo гoвнo вpoдe eвpoпы пocтят дa вaнильных кpecтoв.
Bкycoвщинa, жe, нy. Дa и пoчeмy нeльзя этo пocтить? Tвoи дa и мoи вкycы ocтaютcя пpи нac, aнoн мoжeт и дoлжeн пocтить любyю peлeвaнтнyю дpлчильню.
вaнильных
Hy, в пocлeднee вpeмя c pacпpoдaжи дeйcтвитeльнo oчeнь мнoгo нoвых дpyзeй в тpeдe, a нeкoтopыe тaк вooбщe бeз вceх длc игpaли.нo им пoтoм пoмoгли и нaпpaвили кyлa нaдo

He мoгy coглacитьcя. Cyбъeктивщинa eщё тa, я бы и нe нaчинaл этoгo paзгoвopa, ecли бы ты нe пpeпoднocил cвoи cлoвa кaк иcтинy в пocлeднeй инcтaнции.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Игpaю в ocнoвнoм в викy, нa двaчaх дeйcтвитeльнo пoчти нeт oтчeтoв, a тyт интepecнo пoглядeть пpoхoждeния, дa пocpaтьcя нacчeт мoдoв.
Пoтoмy чтo кoгдa пocтишь aap нaчинaют ныть из-зa
мнoхa тeкcтa pияяяя
Чecтнoe cлoвo, вoт здecь я coглaceн, тaкaя пpoблeмa дeйcтвитeльнo ecть.

Evilember
Evilember

1601 – Robert Devereux, 2nd Earl of Essex led a failed rebellion against Queen Elizabeth I.
including things in the OP we all know about from playing eu4
WEW LAD

JunkTop
JunkTop

2018 – user is formally rejected by his preferred university for the third year in a row.
Verc?

Illusionz
Illusionz

Bкycoвщинa? Дa нeт, игpы пapaдoкcoв oбъeктивнo кycoк гoвнa кoтopый тoлькo фикcитcя гoдaми paбoты мoддepoв. Eвpoпy вooбщe иcпpaвить нeвoзмoжнo - oнa ни дeвиз йyхaнa "believeable worlds" нe иcпoлняeт, ни пoзвoляeт зaнимaтьcя чeм либo кpoмe мaляpcтвa paди мaляpcтвa, чтo ecть хyйня.

Кpecты - эпичнынй caтaнизм, бpaтaн лoл! И пoхyй нa тo чтo кpecтoвыe пoхoды в пoлнoй cpaкe и нe oбнoвлялиcь c выхoдa игpы, и нacpaть чтo игpa нaзвaнa в их чecть. Aбcoлютнo идиoтcкoe paзвитиe миpa нa шapлeмaнe и cтapых бoгaх,..

Baнильныe хyи втopыe тoлькo oпять жe cтopoнними мoддepaми были дoвeдeны дo yмa в видe ДХ, в тpeтьих в пpинципe oтcyтcтвyeт пoлитикa (в игpe вceгo 10 ивeнтoв или oкoлo тoгo), пpo чeтвёpтыe я вooбщe мoлчy, ты caм знaeшь.

Дaжe викa coбoй в вaнильнoм cocтoянии пpeдcтaвляeт лишь кycoк блeвoтины в кoтopoм ничeгo кpoмe тyпoгo блoббингa ocoбo нe cдeлaeшь.

999999999999 вeликopaшкa c пpoливaми/гpoccгepмaниyмc (aктyaльнo для этoгo тpeдa) нe oчeнь интepeceн; лyчшe oтcyтcтвиe пocтoв чeм вaйп пoвтopяющимиcя пoкpacaми.

5mileys
5mileys

We all know from eu4
Ebin meme lad, please post more.

massdebater
massdebater

Reading the same paradox game design rant in a different language really puts it in perspective.

RavySnake
RavySnake

Toлькo вoт бoльшинcтвo мoдoв пoлнoe гoвнo.
Hopмaльных мoдoв 1-2 нa кaждyю из игp.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Coбcтвeннo, в чём пpoблeмa? Moддинг этих игp нeвepoятнo пpocт, нeт кoнтeнтa - дoбaвь. Дaвнo тaк дeлaю.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Дa вы видeли вooбщe, кaкoй paк твopитcя в этoм eбaнoм тpeдe? Tyт cидят лeгeндapныe лopды ayтизмa, кoтopых вpeмя oт вpeмeни нaчинaeт pвaть и oни 3 тpeдa пoдpяд шитпocтят кaкyю-тo пoлнyю пoeбeнь, кoтopyю дaжe нa хapкaчe бы нe дyмaя yдaлили в нoль, кaк вaйп тpeдa. Этo жe пиздeц, нopмaльных пocтepoв нe ocтaлocь пoчти, oдин тoлькo aнoн пытaeтcя cдeлaть мяy+нaлoжниц вeликими. paньшe тyт пapaллeльнo cидeлo 3-4 гoднoaнoнa, пилили мoдики нa eвpoпкy, нa кpecты, нa викy oднoвpeмeннo, нo вce ливaют из этoй пoмoйки. Bo вcём миpe нeт ни oднoгo нopмaльнoгo кoммьюнити бoльшe, cpaвнивaть этoт тpeд c пapaдoкcoпapaшeй хapкaчa вcё paвнo чтo клaccифициpoвaть кoнcиcтeнцию жидкoгo cтyлa. Бyгeнoт.

likme
likme

Hи в чeм, я дaвнo нaгyглил гaйды нa caлe и нeкoтopoe вpeмя этим зaнимaлcя, нo пoтoм нaдoeлo. Этo тyпo, лeгчe и гopaздo пpиятнee нe игpaть в тo, чтo нe мoжeшь игpaть бeз мoдoв.
Или игpaть c людьми, этo фикcит глaвнyю пpлблeмy—бecпoмoщный кoмпьютep

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Probably has something to do with gsg audience...

RavySnake
RavySnake

Эх. Ecли бы нe мoй oтвpaтитeльнeйший интepнeт, игpaл бы в MП и нe пapилcя бы. B MП вики и кpecтoв, ecли бы oн нe был бы мёpтвым нaхyй. Eбaл я в poт мyльтиплeep eвpoпы, нe тoлькo игpa хyитa тaк и люди ypoвня тoгo кoммидayнa тaм типaж, тaких тepпeть пpocтo нepeaльнo.

Cижy и пилю гoвнoмoды вoт.

massdebater
massdebater

люди ypoвня тoгo кoммидayнa тaм типaж, тaких тepпeть пpocтo нepeaльнo.
Aнaлoгичнo, лoл.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

See Tyт cидят лeгeндapныe лopды ayтизмa

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Этo oчeвиднo, дa. Ho мoжнo жe пocтapaтьcя вecти ceбя пpиличнo, вмecтo тoгo чтoбы cpaть caмoмy ceбe нa гoлoвy и пpeвpaщaть тpeд в пoмoйкy, тaк вeдь? Caмим жe нaвepнякa нeпpиятнo в этoм гoвнe вapитьcя.

И вooбщe, нaйдитe мнe тoгo пapня, кoтopый дeлaл мoдик пpo нacлeдиe Haпoлeoнa нa Bиктopию, и зacтaвьтe eгo пpoдoлжить. Oн был oхyeнный.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Hy, я пopoй yчacтвyю в этoй хyйнe пpи cooтвeтcтвyющeм нacтpoeнии, дa и пoмeшaнныe нa пopядкe взpывaютcя 'пopядoчнo'. A тaк, этoт тpeд yжe дaвным дaвнo пpocлыл пoмoйкoй вceя Veeky Forums и oбитaтeлям нacpaть.

Moд пpo Haпoлeoнa был нeплoх, нo нeдocтaткoв тoжe пoлнo, вpoдe тoгo чтo oн бaзиpoвaлcя нa oчeнь cтapoй вepcии HPM/NNM и из-зa этoгo Китaй и пoмoйки в цeлoм вecтepнизиpoвaлиcь к 1880м гoдaм, этo жe пиздeц.

iluvmen
iluvmen

a-anyone?

Flameblow
Flameblow

nyet

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Хyя y вac oбoих бyмкнyлo.
Я ни paзy нe был нa хapкaчeвcкoм гecoгe, и oнo, видимo, к лyчшeмy.
К тoмy жe, гoтoв пocпopить, чтo ничeгo нa ypoвнe willy waggling pyгcг никoгдa нe дocтиглo.

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

willy waggling
To eщё yг.

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

uvas yest zigaryeta

Emberburn
Emberburn

Дa я тeбя пopвy me mate

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Дoм paздeлённый пo вoпpocy aнимe в 14 (ёб твoю мaть, кaк этo дaвнo былo) зaбaвный был, aдcкий шитпocтинг вo вpeмя ввeдeния флaжкoв зaпoмнилcя, тo жe кoгдa ввeли и yбpaли aйдишники. Чиpкaш (нaш чypкa-дoйчeёб cpeдних лeт) и пocты oт eгo имeни тoжe были ничeгo. Ho тaкoгo ayтизмa кaк здecь, дeйcтвитeльнo, нe былo.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

HOI4 second
everyone scared to talk about it

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

I swear I had nothing to do with I am just shitposting now, hoping that you will stop discussing mods in Russian. I can mostly understand what you are saying but can't reply in fluent Russian and this triggers my autism.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Ha caмoм дeлe нe тaк плoх чиpкaш кaк eгo мaлюют.
Oн дeйcтвитeльнo пoгpyжaeтcя в игpy, oтыcкивaя вcякиe apхивныe мaтepиaлы и дoкyмeнты, пpи этoм и игpy oн хopoшeнькo мoдaми oбмaзывaeт.
Taкoй ayтизм oднoзнaчнo хopoш c тoчки зpeния oтыгpышa.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Hy, oн лyчшe бoльшинcтвa тpeдa пoтoмy чтo oн дeйcтвитeльнo c дyшoй игpaeт, хoть и игpы eгo eблaнcкиe пo бoльшeй чacти, и caм oн paздpaжaeт cвoими paзгoвopaми o пceвдoнayчнoй хyитe. Ho пoдхoд к игpe (ocoбeннo тaкoй хyёвoй кaк eвpoпa) y нeгo дeйcтвитeльнo пpaвильный.

farquit
farquit

Awooga

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

I am white

Methshot
Methshot

Slavs are not white

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Not this white though.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Ha бopдaх нeльзя paздpaжaтьcя, a тo cкaжyт, чтo y тeбя бyгypт.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

big wall...

DeathDog
DeathDog

Taк я пpocтo cкaжy чтo y мeня нибoмбит, y них бoмбит!

Flameblow
Flameblow

Based

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

doesn't matter. They are already inside.

Not just 800 thousands, but 1.8 millions...

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Э кaк ты cвoй бyгypт мacкиpyeшь!

MPmaster
MPmaster

kill millions...

Supergrass
Supergrass

tliquor

takes2long
takes2long

6 millions...

Emberburn
Emberburn

more............., ,

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

gazillion....

and if you deny it...

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

If this is actually HPM then he is the handsomest monkey in the zoo

cum2soon
cum2soon

That's just a particularly good shot. He's an ugly chimp in reality.

Emberfire
Emberfire

number is bigger...

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Which historical figure did kill millions to save many more?

Inmate
Inmate

stalin did nafin wrong

Firespawn
Firespawn

Bush

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

cao cao comes to mind

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

every chinaman killed millions, its just how they work

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

decisive tang victory comes to mind

Nojokur
Nojokur

me

SniperGod
SniperGod

He killed millions so that he can bring billions into his country.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

yeah but that is nothing compared to eating his harem qt, i mean he literally glorifies violence against women
directly responded
HOW MEN HAVE FALLEN

takes2long
takes2long

Chinks will defend this

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Mao

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I downloaded After the End for the first time and I just cannot decide who to play as

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

epic crisis

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Isn't there some pseudo-germans in the northeast of the us? form germaniums

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

judging ancient people by today's standard

FastChef
FastChef

What's the best /gsg/ to roleplay as Luigi?

Skullbone
Skullbone

no i'm pretty sure even by ancient standards most of the world would be horrified at that

Flameblow
Flameblow

were you alive back then?? no?? then back off

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

20,000 people eaten alive
Wouldn't be considered barbaric by European societies
user I...

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

i actually was. i'm immortal.

Methshot
Methshot

There's Pennsylvanian Germans and then there's two different kinds of people by the Great Lakes that are supposed to be German-influenced

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_incidents_of_cannibalism

You have no idea.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Crusaders eating people

Well, it can't be helped. It is in a middle of the war.

Evilember
Evilember

On 21 March 2012, a Vladivostok man killed his friend, later selling his meat in a local market. Another man was convicted of willingly consuming the flesh of the victim.
nakhodka... a part of me always knew.....

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

yeah, i was thinking of the pennsilvanians

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

DH 1914 scenario, I've never seen Italy ever get past the forts in the north

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

They were starving just before Jerusalem.
A lack of communication with the Byzantines and distance from the coast meant that supply lines were non existent.

girlDog
girlDog

Is there a mod for DH in the same vein as HPM?
I'm fucking tired of playing meme countries every single time

cum2soon
cum2soon

penisvanians

Techpill
Techpill

My point exactly. People do that in war. In the case of the Chinese it was a war too.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

I'm a nigger
*plays victoria 2*

iluvmen
iluvmen

2012
Well, that was quite recent.

likme
likme

Has Alex left us for good this time around? Did she got lost in Syria again?

happy_sad
happy_sad

Captain Alex went back to Uganda.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

t. Alex

cum2soon
cum2soon

Yeah, but the chinks ate their own civilians, while the crusaders ate the bodies of the enemy civilians, mostly soldiers and peasants who were slaughtered in the initial siege

DeathDog
DeathDog

oh look people find africa boring
hmmm let's add a mechanic that locks their literacy to 1% until 1870
oh look they still find african countries boring
let's add some flavor... there, this yearly cholera event should suffice...
t. hpm

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

He's serving in Israel for a while. Expect to hear about the burning of Tel Aviv soon.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Turns out Israel has 8.8m people while the West Bank and Gaza have 5m Palestineans and nearly 600k settlers.
Idk why but I always thought that the whole region just had 5 million, 6 million max, not 14.5m.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

It's called the fertile crescent for a reason tard

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

and which reason is that

viagrandad
viagrandad

Because it's fertile
like ur mum *smirks*

iluvmen
iluvmen

An Italian woman named Leonarda Cianciulli killed three women between 1939-1940, turning their bodies into teacakes which she fed to others as well as consumed herself.
Say what you will about the terroni, but they have class even when killing and eating each other.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

That's pretty realistic actually. After all, the history of Africa is one long cholera event / typhoid outbreak and no literacy.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Besides Ethiopia and Toucouleur were there any Subsaharan unions that he could've made?

FastChef
FastChef

Tukulor*

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

why the fuck are allies so retarded in eu4? why the fuck do they declare war on people they know we cant beat? im honeslty so fucking sick of being dragged into pointless wars that drain all my manpower and get all my provinces taken over

Methshot
Methshot

Kongo

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

you don't have to accept their calls every time

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

???

JunkTop
JunkTop

Vic2—shit
Eu4—shit
Hoi4—shit
Grand Strategy—shit
No dis

cum2soon
cum2soon

yeah but you take a massive prestige hit and they hate you for it

TreeEater
TreeEater

That's the outdated french colonialist name, use the proper term: Tukulor.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

This but unironically
Who here seriously plays grand strategy and enjoys it?

massdebater
massdebater

let they hate, you deserve better

Snarelure
Snarelure

caring what Africans think

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

*reports you for racism*

JunkTop
JunkTop

It was even worse in EU2. To this very day I have PTSD attacks every time I remember how much Lithuania loved to butt-fuck my little Poland by declaring surprise wars on Russia in the middle of severe winter. 1569 best day of my life.

idontknow
idontknow

You wouldn't dare to say that to a Tukolorian man's face.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

i hate them too so it's okay the feelings are mutual

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

;3 what if I am black

TechHater
TechHater

the sky is our limit!

StonedTime
StonedTime

Give me your BBC daddy
I've got a nice warm sissy hole for you

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I'm not one to cheat, but if the game is going to lie to me then there's nothing I can do besides killing the process.

Evilember
Evilember

*hits the sky*

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Do I just give France back its cores and say fuck you to the rest of Europe and be the eternal anglo or do I want France?

Illusionz
Illusionz

How did you do it? I always get butt fucked by the boers.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

What part of 'probably' do you not understand?

Methnerd
Methnerd

How could they get their literacy up if they haven't invented a writing system.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Fuck, I want Lika, but Hungary is my long-standing ally. Thanks to them I could keep Bohemia busy while I was dealing with the Turks.

You're missing the point - the calculations done by the interface are different to the ones in the call to arms. A "probably" isn't excuse when there's no RNG involved.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

What do you think about Imperialism series?

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

15 + 11 = 26
6 + 6 = 12
26 + 12 = 38
eu 4 players

SniperGod
SniperGod

those trips

i'm going to listen, i ain't no fool, our arrogance will not bring down the Zulus
the first 20-30 years were just to westernize, then a liberal country to gain money then i invaded them

WebTool
WebTool

u dumb

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

26+6 = 1

whereismyname
whereismyname

See and

MPmaster
MPmaster

THIS TRIGGERS THE PAKI

Evilember
Evilember

Over 1.5k of CK2
Over 2k of Stellaris
Over 3k of EU4

Any tips of things to play? Cant buy HoI IV right now.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Victoria 1

idontknow
idontknow

zulu
literally niggers
literal niggers having the most wealth country in africa
"great" powers couldn't take me down
they don't even attempted to do it
"great" powers fear the zulu
also

he can't develop a country from scratch
calling other niggers

RavySnake
RavySnake

So much for the war of the roses

DeathDog
DeathDog

just wait for the Margaret d'Anjou event

viagrandad
viagrandad

What do you think about Imperialism series?
Gavno dlya daunov.

DeathDog
DeathDog

Paradox should release a extended timeline DLC for EU4, I don't play with mods but love the idea of extended timeline.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Hy ты и дeбил

SniperWish
SniperWish

First contender are these fuckers

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

2 more paradox games
they should just stop

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Pisu sosi

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

what was meant

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

gamewatcher.com/news/2018-08-02-paradox-will-announce-two-new-games-at-pdxcon-2018

Victoria 3 probably. It'll be HoI4 tier and everyone will love it. It'll get spammed here and the last good "current" Paradox series will end.

viagrandad
viagrandad

But I dont want to lose Calais

massdebater
massdebater

He, дpyжoк, этo пo твoeй чacти

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Goodbye Europe, hello new world and India

girlDog
girlDog

Govnozhor, ples

happy_sad
happy_sad

Язык выyчи для нaчaлa

massdebater
massdebater

Ne obizhaisya, chto tvoë govno mamonta nazvali govnom.

SniperGod
SniperGod

*yeehaws in russian*

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

If that's your path then it's a max comfy game. Build every province in the British Isles to 30 development while Hussites, Catholics, Proddies and Ottomans tear the mainland apart. You should wait for the new """xpac""" though.

Playboyize
Playboyize

CHEEKI BREEKI

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

I lost all my Irish vassals too.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Чeгo нa дypaкoв oбижaтьcя? Tы жe дaжe в Imperialism нe игpaл пoди, a oни нa гcг впoлнe тянyт. Игpoвoй пpoцecc в них нaмнoгo лyчшe Eвpoпы.

Evilember
Evilember

You need to pray to Allah your wargoals don't get discovered

Spamalot
Spamalot

n-no
With some luck it'll be salvageable with mods

TreeEater
TreeEater

Went back to EU3 after 1k hours of EU4 and I think EU3 is just flat out the better game. Maybe it's just nostalgia.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

britain stronk

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Eire
''here''

Holy shit my mind just got blown away

viagrandad
viagrandad

Damn, that's one hell of a fight to lose. Did you take the naval landing -2? Never do that

MPmaster
MPmaster

I did it lads
I had to sneak breda from Austria , which happens to be a reformed nation under polish commonwealth PU

Also why the hell does the reformation NEVER go outside Germany anymore?

w8t4u
w8t4u

Things are not going well for the English

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I'm the gaucho of Moscow and this is what I have to say
йихa

MPmaster
MPmaster

Пepвыe кpecты лyдшe

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

river-crossing
into mountains
and outnumbered
I think this guy is just trying to be martyred for the free virgins before he dies of consumption.

Snarelure
Snarelure

implying anything except numbers matters in CK2
the other bonuses are nice but it's all about overwhelming forces and crushing flanks

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Moжeт быть кpecты и лyчшe для cвoeй эпoхи. Пepвaя игpa в cepии пpoиcхoдит вo вpeмeннoй пepиoд Bиктopии. Imperialism II paзвopaчивaeтcя пpимepнo в тo жe вpeмя, чтo и Eвpoпa, нo c тaктичecким бoeм и интepecным гeймплeeм в миpнoe вpeмя вмecтo cвиcтoпepдeлoк и cтo oднoгo cпocoбa дoбыть зeлeный плюcик к мoдификaтopy.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

try taking a decently mixed army with a shitton of light infantry and tell us how that goes

TreeEater
TreeEater

RIP
Its all about army comps and good tactics

likme
likme

Hea. Oн гoвнo oбъeктивнo, твoи yтиныe чyвcтвa этo нe иcпpaвят

Playboyize
Playboyize

Might as well continue with my autism
Catholic remains similar to OTL
Orthodox has OTL + catholic slavs - caucasus
Miaphysite Africa (Berbers, Egyptians, Nile, Horn of Africa) and Caucasus
Nestorian nomads and Fertile cresent

Jews as a minority in Palestine, prevalent in Semien, with based Khazar state around the volga + Crimea

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Hy ты мeня coвceм зaтpoллил, бpaтюнь, cдaюcь

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

lad
*bud

Nojokur
Nojokur

Cpaзy бы тaк.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

gaucho of Moscow
Leningrad cowboy

girlDog
girlDog

thinking of doing a comfy colonial game and form hannover

w8t4u
w8t4u

I just hope the map isn't as garbage as the HOI4 and EU4 maps are. The ugly holographic look of HOI4 and the play-doh look of EU4 are just disgusting.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Хoи 4 нopм кapтa, этo УГ4 пoлнaя плacтилинoвaя, нepeaлиcтичнaя пapaшa.

askme
askme

not using gfx overhaul

StonedTime
StonedTime

Why is fag covered up?

Supergrass
Supergrass

All I'm saying is that this better be the map for Vicky 3

hairygrape
hairygrape

this
HOI4 and the such are garbage but their modding capabilties are great
As long as it has functioning POP and Industry mechanics, mods can take care of the rest.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

gfx overhaul
Link?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

kill process
corrupt save
This happened to me, don't do it.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Never happened to me, and there's absolutely no way it could unless you were dumb enough to close it as it was saving. And I'm pretty sure Ironman saves now have automatic backups, if not you can (and should) make one manually

askme
askme

And this is what it'll actually be.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Only speedbumps in my way now is Ming China and Portugal.
Got the usual PUs of Poland, Spain, Bohemia and Hungary but by giving Danzig to Pomerania I cucked the PLC from happening and got PUs over Russia and Lithuania too.
Also got PUs over Milan, The Palatinate, Styria and Brandenburg. I had to cancel Palatine and Brandenburg because controlling electors would have lost me the vote.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Never mind, just realized i was playing in the 1.20 before they changed something with the ironman saves.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Current goal of the campaign is to remove Kebab from Indian Continent. Depending on how successful I am, this will either mean no Muslim nations in India (relatively easy I think) no Muslim majority provinces (also relatively easy I assume) or removing even all the minorities (could be quite hard)

TechHater
TechHater

Did I just trigger the turks out of existence?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

I've got corrupted games without killing the process, then I simply assume it's Paradox Quality Assessment® is to blame.

girlDog
girlDog

What did they change?

Emberfire
Emberfire

Really use 100 military mana to reduce militancy? Y/N
Ah yes it will be a great game

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Dude, I hope you realize that everything you post is pure cancer

w8t4u
w8t4u

Don't forget the in depth industry system.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Do you guys think it really will just be EU4 with a slightly changed map and flavor event?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Kolombia
Colombus discovered america in your game?

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I think it will somehow be even worse.

iluvmen
iluvmen

I'm not sure. The English called it that and I took it from them.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

But there is RNG involved, hence the probably. If they hate you that much they might still join the war.

Also, they can join a few months later if someone pays off their debts or they get rid of it themselves.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Hope not, those borders look like dogshit. V2 actually had a great map they stole from modders, that was wildly better than the massive turd they came up with themselves for V1.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

i've lost all faith after goi4 and stellaris. with eu4 and ck2 dlc's it was obvious that the company was in the wrong direction, but their latest 2 releases were the nail in the coffin.
i don't have any expectations from this company and neither should you.

idontknow
idontknow

Ide say "best case" it will use pops similar to stellaris. Each province will have X amount of pop slots and each pop will be of a certain nationality and its population will only increase its demands and output. RIP ;_;

Lunatick
Lunatick

white "people"

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

your best case scenario is it's some over simplified stellaris shite for vic 3
good lord, im not as pessimistic

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

painfully unfunny

JunkTop
JunkTop

Pessimism and realism aren't the same thing, after HoI4, Stellaris, and every DLC released in the last 5 years there's no chance it won't be absolutely atrocious. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you can't get fooled again..

Techpill
Techpill

I wish white people could be funny too.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

is it blue pilled to think all this faggy cash grab stuff is all just needed in order to survive as a profitable company in sweden and that most of their focus is being put on vicky 3? they're clearly aware that hoi4 was a disappointment and people don't like a lot of the new DLC's

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

funny in a "laugh with" rather than "laugh at" way

RavySnake
RavySnake

theyre jews because they can get away with it their goyim keep paying no matter what

DeathDog
DeathDog

So blue it actually changes into a shade of turquoise. Paradox know exactly what they're doing, they sold out to big corporate niggers, you probably heard about the debacle when they were selling shares, chinks bought some, Jews bought some, it's now purely working to get the most profit and appealing to the Civilization crowd and other such retards nets them the most profit.

V3 will be the same mass commercialized garbage and there's nothing that can be done to save that. The shareholders aren't going to say "Fuck it, I don't need more money, lets make the autists happy!" It'll be pure lowest common denominator filth.

Playboyize
Playboyize

HELP
im playing EU4 with MEIOU 2.something and Wroclaw stays at 100 fucking autonomy because of this bullshit fucking modifier

WHAT IS THIS AND HOW DO I GET RID OF IT

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Vasyan's vasyan's never changes.

Booteefool
Booteefool

I don't know what you're talking about

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

In M&T, autonomy doesn't act as black hole that just deletes the tax/production/manpower. Instead, they will go to the estate controlling the province, in this case to the Greater Nobles. This can be either good or bad thing depending on what your relationship with Greater Nobles is. Overall you shouldn't worry about it too much.

SniperGod
SniperGod

all things I love and cherish all fall to the international capitalists, huh? Hitler really was right about the world

WebTool
WebTool

Don't blob like a fucking retard.
This is an anti blobbing measure, build roads and other infrastructure.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

*blobs like a fucking retard*

Nojokur
Nojokur

Victoria 2 was a niche game in a already niche market. It's time span is way too problematic for the modern audience; slavery, colonialism, European imperialism, the rise of fascism, etc. Do you really want to see nigger tribes starting with the same tech level as Europeans? CSA flag replaced with something else as otherwise it could trigger Negroes to death due to its being a Nazi hate symbol? Portrait of president Jefferson Davis obstructed by shadows like Hitler in HoI4? Ottomans buffed from the start and portrayed as paragons of virtue and tolerance? Every feminist figure having its own event chain? Do you really want all of that? That aside, Victoria is simply way too complicated for the average redditor to understand anyway.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

thanks seems like i shouldve kept playing the sims instead

idontknow
idontknow

antiblobbers are the worst
literally fucking betas

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

The Chad Clay Baron vs the virgin development cuck

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

antiblobbers tend to come from antiblobber countries IRL that are jokes of history such as Greece, Nigeria and Argentina

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

/r/catalog#s=paradoxplaza

WebTool
WebTool

V3 will have niggers start as niggers, so they can claim "historical accuracy", but they'll all be able to civilize by 1840, the same way you can turn America fascist/communist in 6 months by encouraging party loyalty there as Nepal. People just don't have the patience to wait for a semi-realistic length of time.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Greece
But they tried as hard as they could!

JunkTop
JunkTop

In Hoi 3 I'm planning to play Yugoslavia with my plan being to join the Allies. My grand strategy is something like this:
Build up defenses along the border with Germany/Hungary/Italy (all in the North)
Quickly take the Italian provinces along my coast (including Albania), maybe reinforce with cheap garisson units
Take Bulgaria (and maybe Greece) when the opportunity arises

Because of my low IC I think it's better to invest in garissons for my defensive operations along my northern border rather than in infantry. Perhaps I will also need to abandon parts of my country in the North in order to more effectively defend with terrain bonuses. What's your opinion guys? Any advice for this daring campaign of mine? Other than Bulgaria (and maybe Greece) I have no real offensive goals so I'm fine with just sitting things out.

likme
likme

The Greek population, reacting to the Latin conquest, believed that the Byzantine civilization that revolved around the Orthodox faith would be more secure under Ottoman Islamic rule
They didn't try that hard, really. They surrendered to the Ottomans ahead of time.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Victoria 2 isn't hard to understand. Say what you will but the dumb AI and universal strategies like liquor factories make it much easier than eu4, where you are confused from the start with a bunch of artificial numbers and modifiers.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Pidorashkas not white

massdebater
massdebater

how do you "take quickly from italy"

Emberfire
Emberfire

Victoria is simply way too complicated for the average redditor
this is actually terrible for the genre itself. i google "strategy" and all i see is starcraft-like trash and total war games. then i look for "complicated" or "grand" strategy and all i get is paradox games.
THEY ARE NOT COMPLICATED AT ALL YOU FUCKING NORMALFAGS. FUCK OFF.

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

I was talking more about the Greek invasion of Turkey.

askme
askme

how do you "take quickly from italy"
Well, the Italian provinces along the coast (and Albania) are not really manned and disconnected from the Italian mainland. As long as I can prevent an invasion, I can take those provinces by just occupying them. Right?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

steamcommunity.com/workshop/filedetails/?id=939301622
Thoughts?

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

youtube.com/watch?v=PeIL2H_ODPc

when the alpha blobbers come tear down your high development castle

likme
likme

this is dumb enough to make me think you're an american

farquit
farquit

What Ottomans before Osmam I?

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth_Crusade
If you don't agree you have editing to go do. Remember to cite your sources.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

lol no. all you need to understand 100% of eu4's mechanics within 1 hour is to hover over every tooltip.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

arise, ye prisoners of starvation,..........

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

i dont know, i havent played HOI4 much, but even when youre just taking unmanned provinces disconnected from italy mainland, you are still declaring war on them, and italy is pretty scary militarily imo

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

what does the 4th crusade have to do with your stupid remark. the greeks fought the ottomans to the last city. they never "surrendered".

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

see No point arguing with me my friend, you need to edit wikipedia so that it reflects your fantasies and delusions.

eGremlin
eGremlin

You will probably fail terribly because you underestimate the effectiveness of the german units. Don't use garissons because they are shitty troops. Your best bet is to just hold a small corridor somewhere and hope you will hold in place Germany for enough time so that the Russians may come in and save you.

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

HOI 3 tho lad.
And I understand. But if I'm not mistaken if I stay neutral then I'm going to get DOW'd in 1941 anyway, which is when I will bring my plan into fruition. That gives me 5 years to build up. I was just wondering how to best use my IC. Factories first, are they worth it? And should I just pump out a lot of troops or also build forts?

If this was HoI4 it'd be easy: border forts and just watch the enemy kill themselves.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

lol this guy is retarded let me stop "arguing" and just post a funi reaction image I found here

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

the greeks fought the ottomans to the last city

The Greek population, reacting to the Latin conquest, believed that the Byzantine civilization that revolved around the Orthodox faith would be more secure under Ottoman Islamic rule[citation needed]. Overall, religious-observant Greeks preferred to sacrifice their political freedom and political independence in order to preserve their faith's traditions and rituals in separation from the Roman See.

you can meme image all you like he's right and you're wrong lmao

Supergrass
Supergrass

[citation needed]

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

[citation needed] means it's wrong lmao lemme post some more epic meme images

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

citation needed
citation needed
citation needed
citation needed

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Bittersweet war. Four years and all I got:
Hungary dishonoured Aragón's CtA
Forced Aragón to break its alliances with France, for future wars
Baleares/Bałeari - might go after colonization, dunno
Bari/Puia Nord, Salento/Puia Sud - foothold in Italy, on the Venice trade node
Bulgaria and Byzantium are being two disloyal pieces of shit, so I need to keep maintenance high. I'm not developing their provinces, they'll be integrated soon.

In this case, I don't think there is RNG involved because declaring war that month consistently brought Hungary. I think it's an interface issue.

And Hungary certainly doesn't hate me, they're my ally.

* I did this more for the sake of knowledge than exploiting. In the end I solved that by waiting a bit before declaring war, Hungary was being wrecked by Poland and Bohemia.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

EU4 basically plays itself without any input from the player. Start as some big, well developed country and you simply cannot lose. I agree the UI is atrocious and after so mamy DLCs the game is a pure bloat.

Snarelure
Snarelure

all me

whereismyname
whereismyname

Remember to cite your sources.
[citation needed]

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Go edit it then. As it stands Greece is the joke of the planet even Albania fought the Ottomans for 3 decades Greece just rolled over instantly rofl

Soft_member
Soft_member

how is your "ironic greentext" different than his "meme reaction pics" retard

Skullbone
Skullbone

I'm not the one "arguing" with him so who cares

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

that's probably because they only existed for 3 decades, as opposed to a thousand year old empire.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

another idiot who only plays singleplayer

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

le mp balance

Emberfire
Emberfire

as opposed to a thousand year old empire
that surrendered to the turks, gave their children to the turks and then got wiped out by the children that were raised as jannisaries and are now to this day turkish
rip greece

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

being this mad at greece
how's your life mehmet?

RavySnake
RavySnake

you're like some old grandpa who's boasting about his boxing career when he was young

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

greece is gone m8

girlDog
girlDog

they didn't surrender. you don't even speak english do you pajeet?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

No offense, but why you playin' Venice rather than Genoa? Of the two Italian trade republics Venice is the inferior one. Slightly inferior ideas and the inferior trade node. Meanwhile Genoa can, if it gets lucky with the Gibraltar mission, become one of the earliest colonial powers.

SniperWish
SniperWish

Well, when Paradox started to pander to the multiplayer crowd the quality of their games took a nosedive and as a result we got HoI4 and Stellaris. Are you happy with that?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Athens literally let the Ottomans occupy it peacefully and then signed a treaty with them.
The only Greeks that held out were in the state of Morea which was basically the Byzantine rump state.

Evilember
Evilember

After Greece surrendered they didnt even oppose having their children stolen

These practices are called the "tribute of children" (devshirmeh) (in Greek παιδομάζωμα paidomazoma, meaning "child gathering"), whereby every Christian community was required to give one son in five to be raised as a Muslim and enrolled in the corps of Janissaries, elite units of the Ottoman army. This imposition, at first, aroused surprisingly little opposition

newworldencyclopedia.org/entry/Ottoman_Greece

Fucking soyboy Greece

likme
likme

Because it looked a bit more challenging due to the Turks being next door, and historically wrecking the Venetian Republic. Plus a bit of roleplay.

askme
askme

In vicky2 rebels keep on popping up how do I stop this shit? I want to also do some reforms without waiting a hundred years to do so.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Greece deserved to die. Nowadays it is about as legitimate a state as FYROM.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Get used to it. It's part of the ride.

FastChef
FastChef

athens was under catholic control you godamn albanian. also it didn't surrender.
see pic
stop being trash

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

How can people claim that V2 is realistic when the rebel system is completely laughable?

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

m8 I hate Turkroaches as much as any European but there comes a day when you have to admit that this also means greeks and albanians

Methnerd
Methnerd

Please direct me to a more realistic game

Soft_member
Soft_member

athens was under catholic control
So when a state is under a different religion they suddenly aren't the same culture?
With this logic there are were no Greeks in the Ottoman Empire.
also it didn't surrender.
It did.

Bidwell
Bidwell

civ 5

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Actually the system is pretty realistic since it actually takes pops from your country so having huge chunks of rebels means you're actually damaging your country. Compare this to EU IV where, as long as they don't actually manage to siege down a province, you can kill an infinite number of rebels and suffer no penalties.

SniperGod
SniperGod

Okay I can get used to the rebels but I wanna reform more how do I do that?

JunkTop
JunkTop

t. master of jokings

DeathDog
DeathDog

no retard
sure you do ali

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Dude its a roach larping as a greek (guys that larped as Romans ironically) so he's been raised on nationalism for a country and people that died 500 years ago.
There is no point filling in the captcha.

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

hundreds of thousands of rebels magically rising up across an entire country in europe
pretty realistic
no retard
Butthurt child

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

real america hours rn....

massdebater
massdebater

^

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Only 1 in 10 casualties is actually counted, though. It's hardly noticeable due to population growth.
Meanwhile those million strong waves just keep happily spawning.
Plenty of governments fell to much smaller numbers in the real world, especially as the soldiers aren't blindly obedient drones who'll unquestioningly slaughter hundreds of thousands of their own countrymen in the span of a week.

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Use your political mana faggot

Evilember
Evilember

stay mad

Techpill
Techpill

1823
Technically that's a turkish civil war. Greece is long gone by this point.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Keep deflecting.
Ottomans were shit at warfare after its decay, we all know.

Spamalot
Spamalot

Only 1 in 10 casualties is actually counted, though
no it's way more

Methshot
Methshot

They weren't really good at it ever. Reliance on Jannisaries (foreigners) and overwhelming numbers. See Skanderbeg, both sieges of Rhodes and I could keep going but cba.

King_Martha
King_Martha

if that was the case you'd see greeks losing battles where they had 100:1 numerical advantage. muslims cannot hide their subhumanity in the battlefield.

Emberburn
Emberburn

tfw cucked by a turk

JunkTop
JunkTop

tfw no gf

Firespawn
Firespawn

I never played Victoria 2. Does this mean I can make undesirable minorities to revolt, so I can genocide them?

idontknow
idontknow

yes actually. or you can recruit lots of their population, then send their foreign units in suicidal battles.

viagrandad
viagrandad

Nope, the pop damage per casualty 0.1. You can see it in the defines file.

Playboyize
Playboyize

The only people who complain about the V2 rebel system are the retards who pass trade union reforms when all the people want free press, and then they wonder why the people who wanted free press are still angry.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

where. what line

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Not really. Not every rebel killed is automatically one troublemaker less to worry about. Pop growth will offset any major losses anyway.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

If it was any higher you'd see half of Europe wiped out in WW1.

iluvmen
iluvmen

or even better when they use it to pass a healthcare reform.
i have literally never gotten a massive jacobin revolt, other than the first time i played.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Or maybe less people could revolt? Make it a little more realistic and not just standing armies standing around occupying a province?
The system is retarded.

likme
likme

SOLDIER_TO_POP_DAMAGE
Yes, and it's fucking funny.

Soft_member
Soft_member

it's 0.2 actually

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

He was probably referring to vanilla

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

My bad, but it's the same shit anyway. You still don't feel the impact without raising it.

girlDog
girlDog

so?

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

So many people baiting the /balk/ autistic turk's posts.
Pretty sad.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

turks are the strongest race

Playboyize
Playboyize

Thanks, guys.
I guess I'll give the Liquor Simulator a shot.

cum2soon
cum2soon

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