In-game boner edition
In-game boner edition
ywn make Evelynn your lawfully wedded wife
High plat is the worst experience in this game
How do I lane with viktor? Just focus on farming and scale?
Reminder to respect your support and protect her!!!!
I want Zoe to sit on my face.
Why does nobody watch Froggen? He's the most skilled streamer there is.
I want to go swimming in Lulu.
I think I'm gonna give up on ever being good at league
Sun Tzu said, "The skillful employer of men will employ the wise man, the brave man, the covetous man, and the stupid man. For the wise man delights in establishing his merit, the brave man likes to show his courage in action, the covetous man is quick at seizing advantages, and the stupid man has no fear of death." Which man are you, /lolg/?
is there anything to be done about having constant feeders in my games since season start? i tell people at the 10 second mark that all they have to do is not die and we can win but nooo bronze fuck number 53 in top lane has to flash under the enemy turret with 10% of his hp for the impossible kill on the 30% health enemy laner
You pick another champion. Seriously Viktor is honestly unplayable man, they fucked that dude hard.
never gonna watch your shit now froggot
Somehow survive laning phase until you get your first upgrade. (Viktor isn't in a great spot right now)
If you were any good you would be out of feeder elo by now.
who /shurima/ here?
Enemy Vayne /all: 'bg"
I will respect my support by petting her head
with my cock in her mouth!
I will protect my support by making her wear my jacket
and nothing else!
Who is this semen demon?
you gonna pitch a tent up here, too?
Always and forever
What the fuck are you even supposed to do when you get camped top lane? Just take it up the ass? Not get any CS? I'm new to this role and I'm already tilting into the stratosphere
No wonder top lane players seem to be the most depressed
*carries the team*
LISTEN TO RAP MUSIC, NOT GAY ANIME SHIT
you pick a retard tank that can go 0/999 in lane and still be useful
Should be all Shurima, faggot
100% crit Xayah
Some of you guys are alright, don't go to botlane tomorrow.
he's an example of what I would prefer not to become
fuck you I love my gay anime shit
I don't want to play tanks, I want to play fun champions
miss xerath ult on a corki
"lol you missed all btw"
kill him 3 times with my ult after that incident
ask him everytime "hey how many did i miss that time?"
Even after the buffs?
Xth for cumming inside your support!
so how is new swain? worth the buy and time to learn?
what level are you, user
If you get camped and you can't eventually get to the point where you can 2v1 top and jg then it was your fault. Just don't feed and hope to get carried.
Just take it up the ass
Pretty much. I don't mind it in games where my jungler is actually doing something else. Hell, I'll even waste the other jungler's time, since they like to sit on my wards
"Oop, I'm moving up to cs!"
"Oh-oh, i'm moving up again!"
I'm just gonna start taking Spellbook, desu. I'll just farm what I can, and teleport bot on cooldown to get some bot lane booty.
I want to play fun champions
you're in the wrong lane then
top is for stat-checkers only
what a mean thing to say
Reminder if you're playing top and your ADC is a complete faggot, you can still have fun with itemization!
did I fucking stutter?
tfw you can't milk those
i didnt say i was stuck in bronze user, im talking about these fucks who are truly bronze but dont play enough games to get balanced out to their true elo. i dont enjoy my day consisting of the following:
- game 1: top, mid, jg feed. bot lane has a lead, but not enough to combat the 5 man bot party with their 8 kills mid, 9 kills top, and 12 kills jg (their kill counts pre-5 man bot)
- game 2: 1/12 jax thinks "hey im going to keep going in on my fed laner! im sure it will work!"
their top proceeds to destroy mid and gains complete control of our top side jg
inb4 just get good, enemy laners played super passive against me
- game 3:
ask 1/4 mid and 0/6/0 jg to stop dying so we can still have a chance at this game
"STFU KYS DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO FUCK YOU LOL YOU'RE IN THE SAME ELO AS ME XD"
they continue to die but eventually start getting a few kills so yay a 300 gold cannon minion again instead of 100
ask them to stop getting caught out, telling them we will be punished if they do
they get caught out within the next 10 seconds and proceed to get caught out multiple times
manage to kill 2 of the fed assassins diving me multiple times but the 3rd always gets me, not factoring in the massive ap burst headed my way
this is my daily ranked experience/
nothing tilts me more than some pathetic normalfag fuck posting some text face in chat, especially after throwing the game for us. at that point i seriously consider running it down mid to speed up getting to queue again. i am a toxic player who tries to remain calm and keep the team calm but jesus fuck dont give me justification for breaking out of the tiltfree mindset
Which support makes you cum the most
Soraka's horse cock!
id rather blue ball by denying a penta desu senpai
I bet she'd be really gentle with it.
he is trash among the worst champions in the game do not play him
Which League girl is most likely to put up with me beating her because I love her?
So are people still abusing stopwatch even after the changes? Is it still common to see 8+ stopwatches per game?
The buffs don't really address any of his problems (hex core upgrade costs too much, his late game damage isn't that high, his crap laning, etc.)
what about because she's into it
what would you guys say is the next champ after garen in terms of raw complexity? jax?
Won't the core upgrade be fine next patch when lost chapter costs 1100 to get now? Or am I hoping too much
Which League girls do you think have an exhibitionist streak?
I'm not stuck in bronze
I'm just held back by all the bronzies I keep getting on my teams!
they haven't played enough games to get balanced to their true elo of bronze 5 so I keep getting them in my bronze 1 games
Just carry your team dude it's not that hard in bronze.
Jax is fairly complex
Consensual ryona isn't as fun as only putting up with black eyes and nightly beatings and rape because she's been deluded into thinking I love her
Actually makes a lot of sense
Janna, Jinx, maybe LeBlanc
you very much have a point
The buffs were completely unrelated to every problem he has.
48. My job's been brutal the past month so I haven't had much time to play. I haven't even finished my placements. Still though, my loyalty to SHURIMA remains the same since release day.
i want to grab jinx’s cute little head and kiss her on the mouth
It's cannon that Jinx once went to a bakery topless
carrying is only possible if people are willing to allow themselves to be carried
Do you think I can make it into plat this season!?
ywn be roomates with Jinx and have her casually walk around naked and occasionally sit or lay down on you
I his laning feels "meh", but i like the character. I wan't to try him as support, though. His passive seems pretty cool.
Jinx is built for going to the top of a tall building and railing in the open air tbqh
ywn be roomates with Jinx and have her casually walk around naked and occasionally sit or lay down on top of you
Gold border is prettier, though.
unrealistic characterization, jinx would never settle down in one place unless it completely belonged to her
N-no user! that is completely unacceptable !
bot lane is fed because i camped for them
top lost 1v1
he is raging
tell him to chill that we will get help get mid down then come top
he tells me to fuck off that its my fault he lost 1v1 because i never ganked and runs mid and starts int feeding
problem with low elo is people are mentally unstable here
What was the point of changing that?
I want to manhandle Jinx.
everybody in your elo (including you) is bronze for a reason. Step 1 is to win lane. Step 2 is to impact the map. Step 3 is to use teamwork when applicable. Step 4(step 3 didn't work) is to bait the enemy team. 9 times out of 10 the bronzies in your games would rather chase you around the map for a kill than end the game. You figure it out.
which female champs smell bad?
dont play for a month
surely riot will give me a decent team to hook me into it right
get an elise top
dies 4 times in lane
goes rylais first item so is useless in every situation imagineable
dont get to jungle anymore because a fed yasuo and warwick have control over it
is ahri bad or just me?
I have seen a lot of ahri mains in high elos but I never feel that they have any impact on the game
Yeah, it's probably more like Jinx occasionally shows up because she needs a place to sleep and lie low.
If she's so nonchalant, what would her reaction be to a roommate cooking with just an apron as a joke?
Post your 1v9 hard carry song.
i want to pin her down and blow raspberries on her tummy until she pees her pants
implying i'll every be able to get step 2 going when every side lane i get pushing is answered the moment the wave is starting to slightly get an advantage. if you are the damage and the only one managing side lanes, step 3 cannot happen. inb4 use step 4 while managing side lanes, too many brainlets in this elo
Zyra smells the best for sure
Riven because she's a hobo.
Jinx shows up to your room one night and throws her clothes off because they've gotten uncomfortable
You only have one bed in your apartment and she refuses to sleep on the couch
Yes, she does no damage. Just has a lot of mobility.
You, I like you.
Jinx cares about property rights?
I figure she'd just squat places, leaving them (as smoldering craters) whenever her mood changed.
Xayah has bird smell.
everyone in my team is level 2-4 max wit their champ
everyone in the enemy team is level 7
I like the sound of this
Jinx walks into the room without a shirt or bra on
You pretend to not look but she can tell you're flustered
Says "come on it's not like I have tits anyway"
You try to readjust your pants to hide your erection but she of course notices that too
"Awww user" she says, walking up to you, "do you like these tiny little things" as she leans forward giving you a better view
Is it just me or has hashinshin become incredibly popular recently
I bet Swain's winrate is going to be 45% at best. He's fucking garbo.
dont know about you user but ive managed to lose every game where our entire team had m7
he can't manage side lanes
Game starts in champ select. Pick a champion that is actually good and scales well and stomp your lane before any other lanes are decided. Steal jungle camps and take towers.
Went on a hike today. Thought you guys may have been interested in my edc
she ends up pushing herself against you and reaching her hand down your pants just for a second
he told riot to kill themselves
You try to put some space between yourself and the petite anarchist
Jinx responds by snuggling up into you and moving your hand so your holding her close
"I'm not made of glass. It's okay to touch. 'Sides, I wouldn't have come here if I didn't like being around you."
You accept it and just cuddle her
"We can screw the day away tomorrow; that would be fun," Jinx adds.
ywn fall asleep with Jinx leglocking you
How was the fishing?
stir up "drama"
increase your views
In terms of top laners? Renekton
Yeah Jinx is definitely the type to live life by the seat of her pants.
Hashinshin is the voice of the average League madbad and he tells retards what they want to hear, but Hashinshin's perception of the game isn't actually the fucking game.
She then gets back off, smirking at you as you sit back on the couch, completely stunned
"We can finish this later sweetheart" she says, giving you a wink
Hashinshin is the voice of the average League madbad and he tells retards what they want to hear, but Hashinshin's perception of the game isn't actually the fucking game.
He's not that bad; however, his personality definitely hurts his game performance. And one has to keep in mind that he speaks from the myopic perspective of an OTP
No Doomguy champion
holy fuck, i'm so fucking tilted, end the day literally 1-6 today, really thinking of killing myself
tfw no romantic morning sex with Jinx before she's braided her hair
Too early in the season to use any of my knowledge to good use.
But it was nice to get out of my room
I don't think my erection would go down while I was sitting there waiting
How sexually experienced is Jinx?
I know she got YORDLED, but besides that.
Mastery doesn't mean shit. I've gotten several tokens from when the enemy was afk and/or forfeited
don't do it user
just take a break for a couple days
That's her plan though. She wants you to be frustrated by it so that for the rest of the day you can't think about anything besides screwing her petite little body so that when the time comes you're like an animal consumed by passion
Do you think she's frustrated that guys typically want more voluptuous girls like Vi and Caitlyn?
I'm not even attracted to Jinx at all but that's hot desu
stop deriving self worth from your skill in a video game
She wants you to be frustrated by it
But there are plenty of other ADC's, and Supports aren't too far away.
Sona, Tristana, come and finish what that twig girl started.
As long as she leglocks the fuck out of me once we get started
I honestly have no idea. On one hand it seems like she would be the type to have casual sex all the time but on the other hand it doesn't seem like she interacts with other people in that way much. I can't imagine her hanging out with people casually so It doesn't seem like she would meet potential sexual partners much
i don't know user, i was in a 5 win streak, then this happens, my god
Jinx strikes me as mating press kind of girl tbqh
Jinx's cocky, nihilistic facade cracks at the prospect of someone wanting to be her lover
C U T E
Oh yeah definitely. I had a friend who was fat who acted confident and made jokes about his weight all the time but was actually really depressed about his weight. I bet Jinx is like that about her chest. She would probably love it if you showed her chest some love by playing with her tiny tits or sucking on her nipples
His waifu isn't blue
is there nothing more fun that being a veigar fed on stacks and pressing r to remove a enemy from game?
I might tell her that her chest doesn't matter when her ass and pussy are amazing
tfw ywn help jinx brush her hair after taking a shower with her
I love Lissandra!
Garen R is more satisfying
Why do you love Lissandra?
kalista is the worst blue waifu
jinx would have plenty of admirers there’d be no reason for her to stoop her standards so low just for you
user is a faggot
Not wanting a fertile ghost gf
shopped in stopwatch
you got some good bait ill give you that
whats the strongest test line youve used
What season do you think this is?
No but seriously he's trash right now. Like beyond bad. He does no damage in lane, and doesn't even scale that hard. The buffs they gave him were about as effective as the Zoe nerf.
I don't know why they're so afraid of making him stronger, considering all of the meta midlaners just shit out damage.
She is though!
I imagine anal with Jinx is top tier
Jax is fairly complex
lol ward hopping and stunning isn't complex
is the spear sticking through kalista touchable by human hands? would you be able to wriggle it back and forth to tickle her heart and make her relive her trauma?
her insides are blue!
he told riot to kill themselves
IS HE DARE SAY /OURMAN/?!?!?
have a mordekaiser on my team
he's against gnar
post game after loss
i haven't played morde in like 8 mmonths lol
Of course she would adore that. She probably brush it off in person but deep down receiving a complement from such a nice boy would make her feel warm and fuzzy inside.
I'm sure she would love that as well. Remember jinx was an orphan she never had a mother to help her with such things and she'd probably appreciate it a lot
Firing at offscreen enemies through a guess with Jinx ult and killing them.
Why the fuck do you have a catheter?
What are your favorite abilities, visual wise?
tfw youmuu + deadman's + garen q
can't catch me faglords lol good luck i'm behind 60% tenacity
Anal isnt really one of my kinks but you're probably right
Either way both of her holes are extremely tight
20 for sea fishing
I go for trout so I am strung up with 6 currently
source or fake
most ive used is 150
dont make my mistake
what would jinx be like as an old lady
Oh no! You've gotten Jinx pregnant!
Will you take responsibility?
Who should I play if I love Lee Sin but want to play a champ that's actually good
Please give me leona tips!
just pink their stink lol
which league girls would function better if her boobs were replaced with anti aircraft railguns
What if there were prerequisites in order to play ranked a certain champion in ranked?
Something like have at least 25 hours total and 3 recent games with said champ. Maybe some other things too.
I also get tired of people saying 1st time ___ or haven't played since season 6.
Handsome jumpy bug.
Of course! Ive never really wanted to have kids to be honest but I would 100% take responsibility and love the child with all my heart. Idk if I'd want a girl or boy though
which champs particularly enjoy the feeling of unloading massive shits (even if they are too embarrassed to admit)
I forgot her midriff too. I would tell her that no amount of big tits could ever make my dick feel this good
I'm a Lee Main and I also like playing Vi and Jarvan
Why are people banning GP now? What the hell am I suppose to play now?
This. Buggy man is the best
he's right you know
why are people banning cancer now? What the hell am I suppose to play now?
With grandpa's prostate you malignant tumor
If you write me some uh "questionable" smut
You'll get RP or an RP of your choice!
people trying to make use of morde's broken ass on pbe
NOT ON MY WATCH FAGGOT
what's your game
What if we took out the spoiler text? Would it be better then?
just got placed silver 4. that means im better than half the people in here
Is there a gayer champion than Teemo?
my wife Syndra
lulu hugifies herself and shoves poppy inside her asshole
lulu tries to fart poppy out but is unable to because poppy pressed w, blocking lulu's fart dash
meanwhile, taric is watching from the bushes
he literally just complains about everything, he has no solid opinion. Assassins can't kill adcs, we have to nerf duskblade tho. Keystones are better on everything but bruisers, why are you nerfing them? Bruisers are shit, fiora/camille/literally anything that beats me is broken.
Big League Chew piece of shit
Is first win of the day bonus bugged for anyone else?
Oh no! You've been captured by Sejuani. She's going to make you into her boytoy sex slave.
What do you do to avoid this horrible fate?
I got it upon logging in and then on my first actual game. Not complaining
does kalista enjoy cuddles?
There's a huge notice with an exclamation next to the play button saying it's disabled.
How shit is Ahri atm? I need to learn some non-assassin champion for mid and Ahri seems like a fine mix of assassin and a mage
Scatter the Weak.
stomp your lane before any other lanes are decided
Im not even Bronze but even in Gold this is fucking impossible.
Win lane with sizeable lead of 3 - 0
Doesnt matter because the lane with more people in it AND is more important for dragon control fed enemy ADC 7 kills collectively with jungler before 10 min.
Good luck impacting anything after that, they take first tower and push your shit in 2 minutes later.
jump off the ice cliff and hope my real waifu shoots me with her arrows to end my suffering
yes but if you look at another woman she'll skin you alive
love my new mommy with all my heart and hold onto her tight whenever she wants to see me
Cant see it on the mission list myself
Get the fuck out of here and go on discord you pathetic excuses of human beings.
Kill the thot
and cuddle ice waifu
ONLY COWARDS RUN
Not fox enough to be foxy.
Not human enough to be humane.
i thinks u be the mad, mah bro
do 40k damage as a mid laner
adc does 7k
H O W
You mean like rope?
I just like hiking up in the woods
And I like playing league
Small stream fishing for me thanks
a role that has to build expensive glass cannon shit for the entire game and gets to use those items maybe 5 times all the while all 5 of the enemy team is diving them on sight
Compared to a xerath/lux that chips and pokes people for easy damage all game.
hmmmm, now if we think about it hard enough we should find an answer here...
i want to pick up jinx and whoosh her around like an airplane
thats literally what i mean. the ocean is fucking scary
The solution is to play adc yourself. It's the only way to win consistently.
xth for my
can you do this in league?
this game looks just as retarded as the people who play it
I think you should be gassed burnt and hanged. Faggot
you sir do indeed seem to be quite inflicted by what we in this profession refer to as "the mad", mine bretheren
what was the point of the rumble heat changes literally just took away one of the most fun and gameplay-defining foundations of his kit
a role that has to build expensive glass cannon shit
ADCbabs actually believe this? Oh boii no wonder u all feed straight outta the ass.
I will never resort to degeneracy in order to win. I would like to be able to live with myself, user.
I agree with that on LoL
ADC builds are cheap as fuck. You should be like 2-3 items in at 20 minutes.
Then play with a friend who is good at adc.
I think you should be gassed burnt and hanged. Faggot
adcs deal, on average, more than mid laners over a match
I want to be Star Guardian Ahri's boytoy
Or regular Ahri could work
I have none, all my friends are worse than me. Only my brother is better than me and he plays the same roles I do.
Why do people dislike nuGalio so much? I like both how he plays and his cocky hero persona.
You know if you want to post about horsedicks nobody is going to stop you. Don't get upset.
better! just stop being vulgar!
challenger tier immune system rarely get sick
get sick twice now in 2 weeks and pretty bad too
am I dying guys
is this finally the end?
instantly double the cc of every single team member
shit this is sick
can't believe people here are saying he sucks how bad could you be
it's because he swung from being op as fuck to being garbage with no in between
two unwinnable games in a row
This isn't fair.
is Garen/Katarina still the best ship?
Lux and Katarina is the best ship.
And the best threesome
t. low iq pop-culture mass consumer
Right clicking is just so hard. You so get a partner in lane to babysit you. ADCs cry too much
I want to play league of legends but I also want to hunt monsters
What do I do
too bad enemy team four tanks and an adc lmao
Play Shyvana or Mister Yi
Self inflicting braininjuries and PTSD
Play Monster Hunter dude what kind of question is that.
Do you think those two would mind if I watched?
it would be very rude
not to join them
sick and tired of tanks every game
this mage update better be good
lux is too consumed by lust for girls to resist going on with katarina
for katarina this is part of a long term scheme to expose lux as a lesbian magic user, the two worst things you could be in demacia
and you, a pawn in that plot, driven by duty to stay celibate and sell lux out so that her head may roll
how could you
If that's what they want, I would be more than happy to oblige
I unironically have fun playing league of legends
Also charge blade champion when
When are we getting a rotating game mode.
I want some easy boxes.
there's no hope in sight
I heard that dodging in placements counts as a sort of "shadow loss", is this true?
the person that told me is far more knowledgeable than me but I'd never heard such a thing.
ask a legit question
get ignored because all of you fucking faggots are busy replying to waifu faggotry
fuck this general I hope you all get fucking anally nuked
Unless riot changed it recently, no it doesn't.
I love Vayne so much
I don't know what it is about her design but I adore her, best champion ever
I just joined the thread
What can I help you with dear user
that means your question was shit or retarded. get over it
push mid get tower
dive get tower and double kill bot
go top kill top nasus
roatate all over the fucking map
oh no enemy team is grouping now
oh boy 3 fucking tanks, amumu shen and nasus
not to mention syndra throwing stuns from behind
i really hope the vayne we cant see we can kill
nice god forbid god forbot i dont play a fucking tank with a stun ot taunt mid lane fuck
kill veigar 9 times
he still farms
he still one shoots me
me too :3
What are you trying to accomplish with this stale bait?
Hide the fact that your game will always be second place to everything?
Second most played assfaggots, second most played game on steam, it can't even beat PUBG which we all know it's a flash in the pan streamerbait game like Overwatch, pathetic.
Born to runner up my man.
If you managed to do alll that and you cant rape the tanks you
r team and you are retarded
What are some noided champions
All your team had to do was steal amumu's blue and either camp Nasus or Vayne to get them super behind. Amumu jungle should never have a good time.
MC Ride skin for Kled when?
Post the cutest league related image you have RIGHT NOW
Should tank supports be building redemption?
none, if you play this game you are a slave
Can you please write me some g u r osmut please??
I gift RP and RP items for it
smelly ugly fish
that's not very nice at all
I like fiddlesticks.
is Nami proof that cuteness is directly correlated to tightness?
It's not vulgar it's
Dual blades demonized Champion WHEN?
Why do I literally never see Poppy in-game? I got her like twice in ARAM and found her fun.
who else is ready for fiddlesticks to fuck up every faggot mage and assassin on summoner’s rift
So that's why she so much cuter than all the other girls
that thing he did was actually really hard to do btw
harder than anything in league tbqh
Because you don't play with me.
She was overtuned on release and got nerfed by riot into irrelevance when compared with other top lane tanks.
what's the most patrician garen build?
crit? full tank? lethality?
Locket better for tanks imo
No it's not!!
m-maybe the jacket thing
if i cast morgana's blacked.com shield on an ally who has a normal damage shield, which shield breaks first if hit by magic damage
The jacket is for easy access
Getting both wouldn't be smart?
the employer trying to get all four to work together
Getting to full build Janna.
Most games are over by the time I have SS, boots, ardent and redemption.
what is nami looking at?
playing janna willingly
probably a dick
probably a cock
tfw your winrate when autofilled support is better than your winrate on your main champion
I REFUSE TO PLAY META I WILL CONTINUE TO FEED MY ASS OFF
it's an every time my Shen support taunts forward Trist Ws on top of me edition
and my Kayn forgot to take Smite
Fun fucking game. E, 3 autos and Buster Shot and I'm 80% dead.
It really depends on the game state and champion. Taric? Yeah Taric wants Redemption always but Braum probably wants Zeke's and Locket instead. Alistar probably wants Righteous Glory.
And when in doubt, just look at what Aphromoo builds.
Started today with a positive winrate
Now back to negatives because monkey silvers have no idea how to focus a Twitch
59% winrate aftershock sion
62% winrate approach velocity sion
what is going on?
Fixing this man's bugs was a mistake.
tfw always made tfw no gf posts
tfw get a girl to like me
realize i cant even process being happy and unless im laughing, im incredibly underdeveloped and stunted when it comes to positive emotion of any kind
tfw when bad shit happens i just kinda call it a godsend and break it off
tfw cant log in to league on smurf without her messaging me saying she's sorry and that we should try again
dont wanna give her the block cause she'll call me or text me
i just wanna do my placements what the fuck do i do
I went from one game off gold to silver 4
I had a fucking 90% wr up until there
Someone fucking save me, it's been nothing but a constant stream of jungle garens, mid shacos, 0/4 vaynes 6 minutes in
Last 3 games had a leaver on my team and the game I just finished a blitz flat out afked at base because adc got tresh hooked at minute 8
Just what the fuck am I supposed to do with this shit, I don't belong here, what the fuck can I do when the enemy bot is 7/0 minute 10
It was never this hard to reach gold before I never even fucking demoted, I don't deserve this hellish punishment
shen is meta again
get buffs that don't fucking help at all
Lost Chapter goes to 1100
drops some AP
can now take Future's Market and get Hex Core on same timing enemy mid gets Lost Chapter
will be even in power against other laners
unkillable kiting god of 40% cdr Qs every 3 seconds
GLORIOUS EVOLUTION BITCHES. IT IS COMING.
was it everything you ever hoped for?
ive never felt like such a fucking pathetic sperg in my life so yeah it felt pretty good
no irl Sona GF
why even liv bros?
make a guess at who was most retarded after the match and report them
Where the fuck are my first win of the day missions? I haven't seen them in 2 days
Play Nasus/Kayle top mindlessly until gold. Thats what I did and I main Tahm support. You might lose some at first but once you're used to what you should be doing you will barely lose any games.
Pick jungle secondary and play Blue Kayn if you get that role, no one in silver is smart enough to know how to deal with his damage.
lose in silver
Really gets the noggin joggin
but that doesn't feel good at all??
Shit teams holding me back from my true potential.
Just look at this Challenger-level warding.
No irl Jinx gf
Shit taste in literature. I'd fuck her in the ass though.
Because for some reason, he is literally the only Danish person I have ever seen that has an accent. Sure, their regular language is a fucking mess of just incomprehensible gutteral noises, but in English they usually don't have an accent at all. You can usually tell from the Noridc languages, Swedes pronounce J's like Y, Norwegians have weird influxes and emphasis on the wrong syllables, Finnish people got an iron jaw when they speak English. But Danish people are usually exempt from that, just sounds like a neutral American accent half the time.
Froggen sounds like some Danish/German hybrid and it's absolutely disgusting.
Soraka pampers her partner all throughout the initial penetration, pausing to let them adjust after every single girthy inch stretching their passage, kissing the apprehension away while she cooks up the mother of all creampies for later
Sweet body, but looks like a 1/10 face
Just fucking remove xin zhao from the game
LCK IS ON
come enjoy the comfy
Why would she be gentle when she can just heal any damage she causes?
I want Papa to narrate me during sex
It's hard to tell what's wrong exactly, but it sounds like you're overthinking things. Getting a gf isn't some massive life changing event. You're not obligated to behave any differently than you normally would, and she's probably not expecting you to.
Veeky Forums is way too obsessed with girls. They think that's the magic thing that's going to fix all their problems. When it doesn't happen that way, they have a meltdown. Just relax.
I WANT A FUTARAKA MOMMY
No Karma GF
You don't understand- Soraka is about to make you a mother.
obsessed with girls
spot the newfag
tfw wrote a pasta of soraka in bed with you under the covers while she slowly and lovingly glazes your prostate with her love a while ago
loving futadom is patrician
What do you mean user?!!
That's silly, user. Men can't give birth.
tfw so degenerate that i genuinely would love the idea of being impregged by soraka and fostering her child
I don't have to get your clothes out of the way when I want to pump your womb full of my cum
cancer man of no 1v1s or adcs allowed was never a shit pick
tfw Plat 5 with Plat 2 MMR
No!! you are going too far user!
What would you do if you were Teemo here?
being held hostage by the 0/9 swain on my team
this is painful
swim to nida and hide in her bush
get a bj from
please read the ability description of your fucking champions
tfw play a Twitch game and people fucking abuse me for half an hour because I did not too well
It really made me sad I actually teared up a bit
I guess I'm the unemployed man
But how do I know you're a dedicated support
sorry my friends. I have failed you.
tfw no Singedbro to gass all the waifufags
Why even live?
You might like my jacket
It's a trenchcoat from ww1
what did you done?
its a water bladder for if i get thirsty
its removable because i have several different backpacks
Pretty sure she is supposed to be an Indian. Karma is an Indian concept
I played warwick and lost
New champion leaked?!
Why no one ever post
Morgana lewds in here?
Played with a xerath
Constantly pulled the enemy out of his skilshots
We where both on comms and every time it happened was a genuine mistake while leaving us pissing our selves laughing
I'm Swain and I'm helping
yea fuck that. i want cozy dinner. not a sea monster
But her eyes are blue
PENGUIN NIGGAS NEED TO BE REMOVED
HAHAHA IT'S JUST LIKE GUNTER HAHA XDD
Better than the usual fare, I guess
I got into a beta of some AI coaching thingy. challenjoer here I come!
Morgana doesn't have any lewds
she's a pure girl
people manage to feed eve w/o fail
stealth is a mistake
This might be a common question here, but does anyone know a safe method to how I can sell a moderately well stocked acc?
I think I've spent like 700 € on this game and I thought that maybe by some off chance I'd get a percentage of it back
Most of the money I spent went on buying new champion + skin combo but I have a ton skins bought separately
Gonna have to login and list everything at some point
I think I quit playing around the time Taric remake happened, (around the time they took the fun matchmaking out)
I haven't been on these threads ever since that, either
And Boring! She is worst girl through and through
Push up bra so she looks like she has a bigger chest
Arms long enough to slap you across the dinner room table
0/10 would not slay
It's okay user, you can be anything you won't in your fantasy. Even a petite blonde girl miraculously able to take Soraka's colossal horsecock during mindblowing sex to the deepest parts of her fertile parts.
why is her angus in the front
13 MINUTES 0 KILLS STOPWATCH WAS A GREAT HEALTHY ADDITION TO THE GAME THANKS RIOT
India is the size of west Europe and even more diverse. They have everything from Drows, Blacks, to your standard poos, to chinks and semi whites
It all depends on what rank the account is, because the people that buy accounts are lads that where banned for reasons/can't be fucked grinding to 30.
If it was silver Elo i would be impressed if you got $150 for it
Umm my perfectly timed shields?!
or R and Q ?!
Cool post it user!!
find a site that sells accounts and ask them. accountselling is banned on most websites and it rarely happens outside of those fresh level 30 ones or extremely high accounts masters etc
jerk my little yordle dick until thick ropes of my cum shoot out and coagulate in the hot pool
t. ACTUALLY teemo
Get the fuck out before Rek'Sai eats my ass.
first win of the day is disabled because people are getting too much shit
the warm temprature of the spring keeps the sperm alive
impregnates all the league girls at the same time with little halflings
What's another bloodbath game like GAM vs FNC game 1 ?
I like to have fun with boys in the bot lane
jungle camille being useless
What a fucking surprise.
Grope dat soraka
man look at all these strong women and I am just a half assed yordle maybe if i were Kled i'd try to fuck them all but not teemo
like going jarvan xin kill lane with your homie?
if you recall you get revealed, so you'll get beaten up by the women anyway
Except that's not summoner rift, who said anything about fighting
have Noxus mission
can't complete it because shit's bugged
I just did it, what's wrong with it?
I'll get hide tibbers and wait till they all leave
Because she knows what it's like to be stabbed.
You can heal the wound, but the hurt lasts forever.
Going Nami and poking the enemy near death with your W and auto attacks while spamming Ashe emote
there should be a completion counter just like every other mission here
i just played a match with a Swain on my team and shit is still here
Who is the short redhair? Quinn?
swain is a yordle now retard they retconned the noxus warleader part
you have to win retard
but that's having fun by yourself
What if this is a new champ`s Q???
this joke became really funny when you posted it for 508th time without replies, heres a free (you)
and i did win
But then my adc is nice to me and compliment me a lot when we get a kill :3 And then we win the lane and go kill everyone else
One day she will be reworked and you won't fall asleep before you get enough items to make her useful.
I like to have fun with girls in the bot lane!
by have fun I mean cum inside
Thats Penguinslayer Nunus E you retard.
5 wins in a row
in series but I know I'm due for a loss
not even mad when my Kalista dies 8 times in 10 minutes
avoid tilting even though I'm 11/4 as my team ffs with me the only one saying no
But did you get honors?
tank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta
I don't think I ever played ranked league, I was one of those babbies who just played for fun
At best I'd have probably made it to gold (back when gold wasn't shitter tier) but too late for that now
I guess it really matters a lot to some people
tune in a russian stream
trance blasting with arabian strings mixed in
What the fuck is wrong with russians
Swains new kit is interesting. His W is better for single target lock downs but worse in general. His W feels like a worse Ashe W.
vodka and adidas
post comfy league of lego
or i'll fall asleep on you
I meant his E is better for single target lockdowns, not his W.
You can do that if you want I don't mind
How is new Swain? He is banned in most of games I play.
Currently underwhelming. His R is actually much better for healing, but its damage leaves a lot to be desired. His laning isn't really different aside from his CC is much harder to land. His mana problems aren't as bad either.
I laned against him and still don't know how he works. I just sidestepped all his shit and deleted him with my burst. So I don't think he is very good.
the absolute state of ww
haha more like cock'maw
he's fun, but the e takes some time getting used to because you have to make sure it doesn't get blocked by minions on the return, and firing it at long range gives more telegraph
doing good in lane
jungler ganks me 5 times
1 half-gank from my jungler
SWEETHEART AND SAMSUNG RAKAN WHEN ??????????????
you have to make sure it doesn't get blocked by minions on the return
the root is aoe
Eh... I find beauty in every race, don't think there is any disgusting race.
Jinx stands for Jinx!
more like stinx
I find beauty in every makeup-caked photoshopped model
why are all Sona mains/players passive-aggressive
LITERALLY all of them
i hope you're not assuming that the opponent will stand right beside the range minions for you to hit them with the aoe
just finished season 2
tfw cant even escape shiza's death in /lolg/
fuck you user
tank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metavtank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metav
yeah nobody ever stands near minions
So his sunstrike thing is not that op for harass?
good for harass
no cute brat champion
it pains me daily
So his sunstrike thing is not that op for harass?
It's an effective zoning tool that can assist with chasing down enemies or keeping them off you by placing it on your character while you run from a melee, or between the two of you if you're running from a ranged champ.
In the attempt to sidestep, the may end up out of range to continue attacking you. If they get hit, they get slowed, and you gain a soul fragment, healing yourself for a non-negligible amount. It basically forces them to make 2 bad decisions.
The explosion comes out a deal too slow to actually be used to harass, realistically. It can be used when you roam to another lane from quite a distance to possibly help CC an enemy laner if it looks like the engagement will be happening sooner than you hoped.
I've also stolen a enemy jungler's first blue from midlane by wandering into river and throwing off a W, but that was just luck.
Zoe is a literal FOOT GODDESS.
fizz gets buffs
people actually think because stopwatch exists he's fine
what about orcs?
I want to suck her toes
I'd be happy just to stick my dick in her desu
stopwatches makes it even worse it is too fucking good on him
Evelynn a pure
the massive tits tell me it's MF
fizz is such a noob champion
like in low elo you can pubstomp with him the higher you go the harder it is to be useful on him
he gets murdered in lane and the addition of stopwatch makes it so when vs a good matchup such as lux or tf you still get fucked
they stopwatch your level 6 ult, then by the time your ult is up again they have barrier/heal up or already build mr
tfw no Zoe feet to rub
tank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank
thinking about spanking her for being a brat and putting her into timeout and take her guns away
kissing her forehead as she pouts and telling her I love her
pounding that tight pussy nightly as she wimpers and moans "daddy, daddy, daddy" under her breath and then cuddling to sleep
Left off my placements today at 3 wins and 5 losses.
I'm gonna get dumped into bronze arent I?
no cute girl (boy) champion
whats the easiest way to off myself?
ADC is trash
Pretend senna is a rabbit and play lucian
If you ended above silver then that's as likely as snow falling in Uganda
by choking on dicks you tremendous faggot
0 decides my new reddit name ;33
purpose of the account: bully healsluts and %hp tank abusers
even if you are, you can still CLIMB out of it afterwards
placements aren't make or break user, they are just your first 10 games out of the hundreds that you'll play this season
and I guarantee you that you'll come out a better player by the end of it
i like fiddlesticks and these guys
How do you get banned from reddit
Do you think she's call you a weirdo for liking her feet?
I called one of the admins a faggot gay nigger on pm for banning those celeb fap subreddits
literally do or say anything that isn't completely mundane and vanilla
hundreds that you'll play this season
lmao kid get a life please
Not him, but I work in a warehouse and even I can get a hundred games in less than a month. lol.
i got banned for making a joke about leftists once
7 loss streak and no matter what you do its the jglers fault holy fuck im going to kill myself i might as well
I do have a life
I play 1-2 games on weekdays and maybe 4 on weekends
I think Ive played 40 ranked games this season
how many have you played?
leavebuster 3rd day in a row
This game isn't for me
enemy team is gp, zac, galio mid, varus and ali
they literally just group before 6 and kill anything they come across
can do nothing to stop them taking all obj and outer turrets early
nice fucking game
who thought giving %hp damage, a lot of CC and massive tankiness in one champion was a fucking good idea
when is the event releasing i need my riven skin
She thinks everything is weird.
% DAMAGE WAS A MISTAKE
This meme needs to die and everyone that uses it should die with it.
Is Lulu the biggest counter to Cho'Gath lore-wise?
Godzilla sized Cho is terrorizing a city
Lulu morphs him into a cupcake and eats him
No matter what you do its the junglers fault.
No matter what.
Well clearly you havent tried all solutions since you didnt try to jungle yourself. Or are you blaming yourself too?
then the polymorph wears off and Cho bursts out of lulu's stomach splattering the floor with her innards.
Complains about an action taken against NOT playing the game.
This game isn't for me.
punishing the rest of the team because of one person
You're arguably worse than that person.
lorewise its perma polymorph
say nigger faggot once
get banned for 14 days
nice fucking automated system
It's so obvious she was designed by some degenerate foot fetishist. Get a real fetish you fucking cretins.
tfw removing all the people on my friends list who haven't got back to thier s7 rank yet
Learn how to game the system. Mute everyone and just troll the shit out of them.
I want to play it but I can't stand delusional retards holding clearly lost games hostage and overall childlessness of majority of players. And somehow I'm the one being punished for it hmmmm
I want to win though
its more fun if I make everyone seem like my little bitches with words and then carry them
makes me look alpha
I actually kind of like how the new Swain plays, and his voice is sort of good
Your support is not a walking ward!
Your support is not a heal/shieldslut!
Your support is the reason why you are winning because her/his CC Shields and vision!!!
FIX TOP LANE
that's what i'm saying dude!
What's wrong with toplane!!?
Using words that are taboo in a normie game
makes me look alpha
Stopped play carries
Started playing tanks
Climbing so much faster now.
Disgusting that I gave in.
Does splitpush Hiemer still work?
ill just play my full dmg jarvan mid instead of tank
His nerf was to keep him as more of a split-pusher, rather than having high multi-foe combat ability (though he still has that enough)
My support is also really cute and loves it when I give her the d
GIVE LUNAR CAITLYN RIOT WHEN IS RELEASE [email protected]
Dragon Master Swain interactions
That's it. Goodbye Tyrant.
Good thing it was just a shard.
Dragon Memer is bad though, everything is vomit orange, and the textures on his recall are garbage
Both me and ADC has decent over half health and half mana
ADC keeps going B to buy some new item
Why the fuck are they doing that? That's retarded. The most important thing is XP. Going B makes you not gather XP, so you end up a level or two behind because you've gone B so much.
Then your support is either gonna hide behind a tower and get no money, or most likely get killed.
Orange colors are nice but the skins is garbage yes
Bot lanes gives the hypercarry adc 2 kills+first blood before you can get your Lv3
Try to help lane
Die along with my adc
Bot blames me
God I love Silver
ayy do you have an IMAGE of DRAGON MASTER SWAIN?
I disagree with your overall criticism, your first specific point (what do you even eat for puke of that colour?) and believe that despite your second specific point it looks nice over all.
We'll see just how WIP it really is, it definitely doesn't beat out Tyrant in every single area (honestly Tyrant had a lot of good details not make the jump to the rework).
But for me, it wins out due to the same thing that made Tyrant the best for me: context. The idea of Swain's pact with Beatrice progressing and it being all but a glimpse of the future (as opposed to an alternate reality like Bilgewater or Northern Front) was and still is great (even if Tyrant now makes him more cruel).
Now I'm fond of bird thematics, but dragon thematics, that comically "wise and manly" voice filter, that he fought the dragons, harnessed their power and quite possibly saved Noxus from being overtaken by dragons and formed a pact with them - that's just awesome.
not going B with your ADC
not sticking to your ADC's A all G
You can find the amusing place holder art on surrender @ 20
is kleptomancy nerfed enough I don't need to run it on fiora
it feels so shit to play
I can't fucking stand Ziggs.
This character should be fucking deleted.
nice tower faggot
literally we just have to use grasp now
no fucking rune works
or go fleet footwork and go crit fiora xd
get shit on in lane
check their profile
Fleet footwork is pretty good on fiora.
Even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes
maybe he was playing a retarded %hp tank
if yes its not ur fault
what rank r u?
Kog varus meta more like ha
Kog varus meta Kog varus meta Kog varus meta Kog varus meta Kog varus meta Kog varus meta Kog varus meta Kog varus meta Kog varus meta Kog varus meta Kog varus meta Kog varus meta Kog varus meta Kog varus meta Kog varus meta Kog varus meta Kog varus meta Kog varus meta Kog varus meta Kog varus meta Kog varus meta
I'm the one leaving my team making it a guaranteed loss instead of a possible return.
I shouldnt be punished, the people trying to win should be!
Off yourself mate.
mid got crushed by kat
auto lose game because she kills my squishies before I can do anything
just take your dick out lol
the person who throws a bitchfit and forces the game to end when they are in a bad spot is the mature one
lmao fucking surrendercucks are a joke
anyone want to be a 5th in a mid silver flex game?
fuck you i dont fucking care about your "never give up" when its a 4v5. I fucking wish this game was like overwatch and i could just fucking leave the match and take my loss without punishment if some tard decides to leave the match
guys help idk what to buy on leona after locket!!!
tfw Viktor is shit right now
Without the old runes his early game is beyond bad.
why do you think you deserve the right to ruin games for others without punishment?
You have your over-synergy with aftershock to abuse and generous hitbox for Zenith, enough that I can fit sewing needles between it and the allies I see it hit.
You deserve nothing.
Who needs Viktor when you have Swain daddy available
ruin games for others
someone already left and made it a 4v5 so its only fair that you are held hostage until the game ends
yeah i'm sure you only leave when someone else left
that's why you get repeated leaver warnings
you keep being an entitled bitch, i'll make sure the match lasts at least 20 minutes.
this. you either not having fun playing tanks or not having fun picking anything else and feeding your ass off. top is the shittiest role rn after support
troll as much as you want
no punishment(unless some redditor puts you on the front page)
say nigger once
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE BANNED 14 DAYS GOY
I NEVER FUCKING SAID I LEAVE GAMES YOU FUCKING RETARD. Learn to fucking read i said I WISH this game was like overwatch where i WASNT HELD RANSOM in a lost match because we have a leaver
Did vladfag actually kill herself?
I NEVER FUCKING SAID I LEAVE GAMES YOU FUCKING RETARD
leavebuster 3rd day in a row
Redemption, thorny mail ( if vs soraka or fed enemy adc, zed, yasuo etc ), Knightly vow
You do realize there is 121 posters in this thread right?
you do realize if you interject into an anonymous conversation without separating yourself things get confusing? you even said you were salty about being punished.
surrendercucks can't into basic logic
punished by having to waste 10+ minutes in a lost match with a team that doesnt want to surrender.
Also you lack fucking reading comprehension if you assume im leaving matches when i clearly stated that 4v5 isnt fun or worth it and rest of team shouldnt be forced to stay if one person leaves
crash in champ select
kalista is green tho
Is Warring Kingdoms Azir ever going to be available again?
It's only illegal if you get caught user
SMALL I N D I E
Would you accept a blowjob from Riven in exchange for her to sleep in your couch for the night?
only if get to share the couch and spoon
This is your support for promos. Say something nice about
Deadalus into BKB
I asked Riot to remove it from the store forever as it offended my Asian heritage, sorry but unless you roll luck on boxes the answer is never ever.
Please do not take advantage of Riven. She is a good girl!
Every Chinese new year.
I’d let her do it for free
then I’d turn her in to Noxian authorities while she sleeps
any build for swain? i just ROA into zhonyas and rilay/lyandri, but i wanna know if someone has another imput
He's pretty fun. his W is pretty shit for damage tho, but if they act like retards and step on it you get a good chunk of health
tfw so bad just lost to bots in 3v3
I'm not that kind of person, user. I'd let her stay for awhile until she found another suitable place to crash.
but first I'd make sure it was okay with my BF Ezreal
Daily reminder that I will not accept fun on my rift
Is neace /ourguy/?
strong, but secretly starving
I'm making sure she actually eats something, first off. Next thing you know she collapses and hurts herself.
I'll accept being a lap pillow though.
Oh yes i remember Blizzards leaving system from SC2.
Ally leaves game literally as the game loads in.
No punishment at all for that clown.
Win the game after a 35 minute long 3v4 struggle.
Leaver even gets a win and points.
I fucking hate RIOT for alot of things but atleast their leaver policy is somewhat ok.
What i would like to see is that the rest of the team split the gold income between the remaining team members if there is a leaver.
That's the guy that looks like Michael J Fox right?
neace, hashinshin, cowsep and wickd are our boys
Its only fair the game is over when it ends.
I got banned for jokingly saying 'Im a nigger from Ghana' when someone on our team asked where we were all from. I wasnt even insulting anyone... Nicu Gamu Rito
Stop bullying me for picking Sona
Post thighs you slut.
be silver 2
spam ganks enemy vayne in lane
all other lanes are winning
she gets 3 items
"what the hell let me check his op.gg"
riven main toplaner
started playing vayne 10 games ago
playing with a filthy silver janna main who has a girl's nickname
FUCKING BOOSTERS I SWEAR
the janna was talking shit in all chat the whole game
Then play with some form pressure!
enemy support picks Sona
rape her every chance I get
I love being Lux and ulting 5 times in a single team fight.
Same but with zilean mid
remind me when legacy servers are out and I can play Old Urgot again.
fuck off carrot OldGot was shit
Riven. Soraka. Impregnation.
Remind me when legacy servers are out and I can use nude mods again.
get lvl 16
ults your carry
win fight alone
enemy comes to gank
kill them both
he was fun, FUN!
And yet if Ornn does it twice, he gets kicked down to 46% WR.
And then nerfed again.
She used to be top tier with klepto, sadly rito gutted her Q damage by 50%, yes a whole 50% all in one nerf. She's in a pretty bad spot right now
get lvl 16
ults your carry
enemy thresh lanterns them out while the enemy butchers your now out of position ass.
KYS ORNN PLAYER
KYS YOURSELF ORNN PLAYER
KYS ORNN PLAYER
KYS YOURSELF ORNN PLAYER
KYS ORNN PLAYER
KYS YOURSELF ORNN PLAYER
KYS ORNN PLAYER
KYS YOURSELF ORNN PLAYER
KYS ORNN PLAYER
KYS YOURSELF ORNN PLAYER
ywn play futa Cowgirl Miss Fortune again
She was the best with her leather cocksock.
tfw even girls have a bigger dick than me
t. bad at oldgot
i get it man he was a high iq champ
those exist, they're stuck in a season 4 patch last I checked. Buggy as fuck too.
redpill me on going raw in an escort
Become a girl then.
Don't do it.
Would you like to die young?
I must get you in all my games then. Enemy team tunnel visions me all game and then my team blames me when I die a lot.
Do you play Ali? I had one posting in all chat about actually dicking me every time he got me killed one game. And he uh...killed me a lot.
This is kinda funny. Trist and Kalista in an LCK game. The Trist is hard carrying and the Kalista is feeding. Which is funny because Riot want to nerf Kalista and not Trist LUL
fuckin' eww /10
all adcs need nerfs
Faggot posting starts
Really makes you think.
And did you uh... like it, you slut?
Are Ryze mains the most autistic?
Just Vayne, so I stop seeing this bitch in my games.
i mean if they say they’re clean then its all good
if you still catch something then just kill her shes just a hooker
Fearing death is stupid
Why fear something which is inevitable?
anyone ever bought account from accwarehouse? do they get banned?
Urgot ult hits me
Heh nice try faggot I have 50% of my health
b-but muh Gnar
Just go nunu top.
I'm the wise man
pick literally anything top
bot wins game for you
it's that easy
Urgot ults me while i'm full fucking health
"The fuck is he doing"
Zoe paddle star comes in from offscreen
le screen chains.png
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
I love urgots ult, the most based ult in the game.
They should give him some sort of Ausschwitz skin where his hook/harpoon becomes a train and the victim screams "oy vey" when being pulled in.
Yes and bot carried because I shut down Gnar and denied him to get big.
CertainlyT needs to be executed
xth for cute couple
Reminder that inting is perfectly allowed while calling them retards for inting is permabannable, while it should be the other way around
What is Irelia thinking about?
but yes Syndra is my wife though
no one fucking cares, just make your new account and get leveling faggot
Ally flashes when the chains are already flying out
the way of the superior man is to int them back
Inting is not allowed, you are probably an asshole who thinks every early single death in the game is inting, so you rage and make people feel worse and play worse.
Thanks for the (You), I posted the pic just for that.
I still don't understand why people hate him. None of the champions he's worked on are good.
If anything yshould be pitying the fucker for creating useless champions.
What do you do when your playing Shaco and you get killed in the first 4 or 5 minutes
It feels impossible to come back from, in 30% of games, i'll gank top or mid at level 2 or 3 after saying i'll do so at the start of the game and they leave me to 1v1, occasionally i'll die, leading me to this situation.
He's right, dingus.
Blowing your stack at a person when they're intentionally feeding or refusing to leave fountain is grounds for verbal abuse. Riot doesn't care that it's justified behaviour.
I ran it down mid for 10 minutes straight after the game was over and I still had less deaths than he did at 10 minutes into the game
It gets tiresome to make a new account every month
because despite not being good they're also not fun to play against
Why is it when I play a feast or famine character and famine has hit, I become useless and lose.
Granted you still can win, you just need to be a lot more choosy about the fights or opportunities you're presented.
Thinking about what gift to buy for Syndra's birthday.
Regarding the CertainlyT drama, I want to demystify something here as some posts here can be kind of disheartening to the team that works on a champ. The designer on a champ does not lead the team that works on a champ. The designer just designs the gameplay mechanics for a champion. There is a huge team that works on all aspects of the Champion and while they all pitch ideas and influence each other the designer is only responsible for the kit at the end of the day.
Often time we say that a designer is leading the design on a champ but not leading the team making the champ. This is because the entire Champions design team gives feedback and helps on all our Champion kits but one designer is the main designer that makes the final call and “leads” the kit design. The E are also lead artists responsible for a champions art and lead writers responsible for there lore.
Glad I was of help.
I cant get into Morde just because of his aesthetic his giant feet and gross looking mace on his base skin just make me upset
ywn be Syndra and eat Irelia's butt daily
oOoOoO scary xD
useless usless buffed and ahead
the lee sin of supports
Do you like this image?
try to watch some LCS/LCK
it's just the same 20 champions or so being picked and banned every game
I take back what I said, even silvers know how good a Thresh can be, you're bronze
Swains new ult is so useless
It doesn't heal enough fast enough to be a sustain one and does no damage that it's not even worth ending it early ever because you lose the crappy health pot effect and 150+ bonus health
ally thresh lanterns the enemy instead of hooking him
can't make this shit up
thresh & kalista constantly picked
90% of league can't play Thresh for shit
I never said Kalista was bad. Just useless until fed.
Yes, it's cute.
I'll help you sell it safely for a 15% cut :')
Just useless until fed.
so like every ADC then?
reminder that miss fortune is an ad caster and belongs in the mdilane
play MF mid lane
get instagibbed because assassin shit on her and she has no mobiliy
Just like Jhin and Lucian :^)
I main Miss Fortune as ADC and never had any problems, but that is an interesting suggestion I could try. Not sure how she is going to survive burst enemies though.
pos dealt much of dmg
90% of league can't play Thresh for shit
therefore he's useless
play warwick jungle
enemy picks pantheon, their bot is varus leona
warn for level 2 gank, just stay back or die.
ignores my request and they both die
counterjungle pantheon, pull off a few succesfull counterganks mid and top
see pantheon walking to my red buff while i just showed myself on the map with red
has absolutely no jungle knowledge whatsoever
level 6 ults bot gets another double kill
my bot is 0/9 at this point because they actually tried to dive a leona.
jungle takes actually zero skill. all you need is pointclick cc and damage. makes me sick to my stomach that this guy was autofilled too and just wins. did so many stupid shit. jungle is garbage.
oh and this is diamond elo
its like basically the same thing as his old ult except it does slightly more
i dont really see what there is to complain about
desu i think new swain feels pretty damn similar to old swain
Post shit that is not fun
rumble comes back with sorc shoes
take 25 true damage every 0.25 seconds from 600 units (higher than jayce auto range)
I have that one saved but it's less detailed for some reason.
Laning phase ends
playing placements on euw smurf.
who wants to get carried? (d2 main)
*follows an aoe cc with his ult on your carries and wins the game*
both syndrafags are friends now
good now who is a better cocksleeve ?
lane phase ends
oh you sweet naive child
playing rumble top
playing against illaoi on sion
kicking the shit out of her
dodge literally everything for the first 6 minutes and bully the shit out of her in lane
im at like 95% hp and she’s at 20%
she lands 1 (one) E while standing under her tower
I’m now at 10% health and she’s at 40%
I know she’s just a noob stomper who actually sucks but still shit is frustrating
I ain't friend with that thing user, I'm the only Syndrafag here.
I'm not that doppelganger. I'm just gifting him some pics
I haven't played this game since the beginning of this preseason
How's Aurelion? Is there consensus on the rune setup for him? Is he strong overall (for people who are mechanically good at him)?
I kept a record of my last 40 ranked games.
I lost 17 games. Out of 14 of those 17 games the enemy botlane got first blood.
I won 23 games. Out of 18 of those 23 games my botlane got first blood.
Checking Surrender at 20 and seeing more nerfs for Ornn every single patch.
only slightly less cancerous than illaoi desu
Old swain was 5 ravens each second each healing for 5 each on minions or 30 on champions
New swain is 15 per second but scales better with ap once you get 3 items or so
It really doesn't heal fast enough and there's so much mobility in the game now that it's easy to kite him without the slow from old q
Not to mention the damage is worse too. 50 / 70 / 90 (+ 20% AP) old to 35 / 50 / 65 (+14%)
Still useless. No one can be mechanically good at him.
Ults to you
Too E Z
look back at stream every few minutes
zoe has gone from 3-0 to 6-0
not playing Zed ((((support))))
Never gonna make it brah.
Watching this Zoe on LCK just makes me angry. How the hell did this go through any balance team?
Q is Nida spear on steroids and Nida spear was nerfed for a good reason
W is just shit ton of free power for literally no reason and also adds retarded rng element to laning phase
E is pretty much the best CC in the game bar non. Imagine if BC grab had all these special snowflake expectations and bonuses on it
R could be ok skill but just enables the rest of the kit to be turbo cancer
Passive is shit tons of free damage but it's ok because she has only 0.25 damaging abilities :^)
And the only real counter is just to not let her farm haha! Like commit at least 4 players on your team to shut her down! Not like 1 sleepy bubble won't decide the whole team fight in the late game anyway. Thank god Zoe players are shit in my elo just like everyone else.
another rework, another champion I will stop playing
this is how a game dies
stop maining garbage cancer my man
inb4 pretending you mained old warwick or some shit
trying to get into the healslut business. how do I properly utilize janna's R? I know I can use it to cancel things like dashes and jumps from enemy, but in teamfights, my instinct is to use it to heal my team, but oftentimes I end up also pushing away the enemy which can let them escape..
Lunar new year and Valentines within like a week of each other
Still haven't fucking started the valentines event
WHERE IS IT RIOT
You latch onto your adc's dick and keep it safe and wet at any cost.
see scariest enemy go in
get to d5
Its main use is to peel your carries away from assassins and shit like that. But it has a lot of other uses too
correlation but no causation
its like those people who quote how most basketball games can be determined by who wins the opening tipoff, not because winning the tipoff is crucial to success but because usually the better team will win the tipoff
Was my go-to antitank ap toplaner, didn't main him. Not gonna touch this bursty cc mage shit.
Her face is very anime there but I still like it.
my wife Syndra
The fact that either bot lane gets so many of the first bloods is massive in itself. Small sample tho.
shoves cock in her mouth
not so fast
Old warwick with a doran's ring was a good pocket pick againsy bruisers and ranged chapions. He had literally the best sustain in the game.
Is Janna actually useful? I tried really hard to be good at her in 2016 but she was just not as good as a Blitz, for instance, or a Lulu.
no you are just a slut
the other and real syndrafag is a normal person who admires his waifu
Puts you to sleep
1 Shots your asshole with a paddle
Not so fast Mooncake
Gragas is fun as shit goddamn, dude does basically everything
Fast, healthy, aoe clear. Translates into good wave clear for holding turrets with Q alone. Good damage on tank items, god tier CC and mobility, damage reduction on a non-situational click, ridiculously low cooldowns (especially late he's a perma cc machine)
this fat fuck does way too much
mid goes ad
support goes meme ap
is useless and we lose
why must mids do this to us
yeah kinda but also botlane is the only lane where basically the supports are just butting heads right from the start because they’re the only players who don’t give a shit about farm and immediatley just start harassing each other which is more likely to lead to an immediate balls to the wall all in play, compaired to mid or top where sure you do get lvl 1 all ins and shit but that usually just leads to burned flashes and also a lot of champs just want to chill and farm until lvl 6. By compairison I don’t think theres a single support who’s not basically just looking for an all in window right off the bat, by default, in every matchup
She is the best support!!!
tank "supports" are just a meme!
Ann I do not think that someone overwright
Yeah and he's a broken piece of shit for it, he's practically lee sin how he'll never ever be bad
admires his waifu
First he doesn't even waifu her, also he literally only copies my posts and replies to random anons and never once talked about her.
But nice try.
you pick them for different reasons
is janna still good after the nerfs? i want some freelo and lulu is always banned
overweight * like gragas is healthy! I meant!
She takes a lot more skill to master than most people give it credit for. A bad Janna will for instance always aim the tornado straight, a good Janna will know to aim it backwards along her retreating path instead.
The proble is Janna kit is so busted even bad Jannas can do well with her.
I want Soraka to make sweet love to me and bear her child.
Janna has the best disengage in the entire game.
If I want to peel I definitely do not pick Janna. Nami and Sona would be better. All Janna has going for her is the slow spell that does no damage and the tornado that never hits.
This! Janna is not braindead like dumb adc mains say!
not making it brah
but he said she's braindead you retard
Someone once told me this and I tried it.
enemy in front of me
aim tornado backwards
it fires backwards into nothing
not sure what I expected
y-yeah thanks /lolg/
If I want to peel I definitely do not pick Janna. Nami and Sona would be better.
what did he mean by this
The keyword is retreating. Shooting it backwards won't do anything if the enemy isn't following you. That said you can still use it to zone and disencourage, so even if it doesn't hit anything it still did its job.
That's what I fucking said. It's like putting some spergs in Gordon Ramsay's kitchen and expecting them to make some fine dish.
They'll only come out of it with chicken tendies.
Why are these champions so perfect?
woah, thats screwing with my eyes
therefore it's easy to tell who's good and who's not by seeing who goes for supposedly impossible hooks but are clearly relying on the generous, disgusting hitbox
Not him but
My old summoner name was Warwick Rawr.
Im not even meming...
Literally just image posting without further thread contribution.
the ult turret was the main thing you used to stay alive when the enemy sends their team to deal with you though
It gets worse when their midlane roams top. And then it goes to hell when their botlane rotate up top.