League of Legends /lolg/

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

In-game boner edition
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idontknow
idontknow

Best girl.
Best thighs.
Best wife.

RumChicken
RumChicken

ywn make Evelynn your lawfully wedded wife

Nojokur
Nojokur

High plat is the worst experience in this game

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

How do I lane with viktor? Just focus on farming and scale?

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Reminder to respect your support and protect her!!!!

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I want Zoe to sit on my face.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Why does nobody watch Froggen? He's the most skilled streamer there is.

Inmate
Inmate

I want to go swimming in Lulu.

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

I think I'm gonna give up on ever being good at league

Techpill
Techpill

Sun Tzu said, "The skillful employer of men will employ the wise man, the brave man, the covetous man, and the stupid man. For the wise man delights in establishing his merit, the brave man likes to show his courage in action, the covetous man is quick at seizing advantages, and the stupid man has no fear of death." Which man are you, /lolg/?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

is there anything to be done about having constant feeders in my games since season start? i tell people at the 10 second mark that all they have to do is not die and we can win but nooo bronze fuck number 53 in top lane has to flash under the enemy turret with 10% of his hp for the impossible kill on the 30% health enemy laner

Booteefool
Booteefool

You pick another champion. Seriously Viktor is honestly unplayable man, they fucked that dude hard.

takes2long
takes2long

t. froggen
never gonna watch your shit now froggot

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

The rendering
the midriff

Thats tempting

Somehow survive laning phase until you get your first upgrade. (Viktor isn't in a great spot right now)

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

bronze
If you were any good you would be out of feeder elo by now.

FastChef
FastChef

who /shurima/ here?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Enemy Vayne /all: 'bg"

Spamalot
Spamalot

I will respect my support by petting her head with my cock in her mouth!
I will protect my support by making her wear my jacket and nothing else!

JunkTop
JunkTop

Who is this semen demon?

WebTool
WebTool

you gonna pitch a tent up here, too?

happy_sad
happy_sad

Always and forever

5mileys
5mileys

What the fuck are you even supposed to do when you get camped top lane? Just take it up the ass? Not get any CS? I'm new to this role and I'm already tilting into the stratosphere

No wonder top lane players seem to be the most depressed

Bidwell
Bidwell

stop feeding

Emberburn
Emberburn

*carries the team*

RumChicken
RumChicken

watch hashinshin

iluvmen
iluvmen

SPLIT PUSH
LISTEN TO RAP MUSIC, NOT GAY ANIME SHIT
DRINK WATER

t. Neace

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

you pick a retard tank that can go 0/999 in lane and still be useful

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

Ionia
Shurima
Noxus

Should be all Shurima, faggot

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

100% crit Xayah
Some of you guys are alright, don't go to botlane tomorrow.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Top lane

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

he's an example of what I would prefer not to become

fuck you I love my gay anime shit

I don't want to play tanks, I want to play fun champions

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

miss xerath ult on a corki
"lol you missed all btw"
kill him 3 times with my ult after that incident
ask him everytime "hey how many did i miss that time?"

Nojokur
Nojokur

Even after the buffs?

Booteefool
Booteefool

Xth for cumming inside your support!

Spamalot
Spamalot

so how is new swain? worth the buy and time to learn?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

what level are you, user

Booteefool
Booteefool

If you get camped and you can't eventually get to the point where you can 2v1 top and jg then it was your fault. Just don't feed and hope to get carried.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Just take it up the ass

Pretty much. I don't mind it in games where my jungler is actually doing something else. Hell, I'll even waste the other jungler's time, since they like to sit on my wards

"Oop, I'm moving up to cs!"
"Naww, gotcha!"
"Oh-oh, i'm moving up again!"
"Ahhh, gotcha!"

I'm just gonna start taking Spellbook, desu. I'll just farm what I can, and teleport bot on cooldown to get some bot lane booty.

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

I want to play fun champions
you're in the wrong lane then
top is for stat-checkers only

Firespawn
Firespawn

what a mean thing to say

Supergrass
Supergrass

Reminder if you're playing top and your ADC is a complete faggot, you can still have fun with itemization!

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

did I fucking stutter?

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

tfw you can't milk those

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

i didnt say i was stuck in bronze user, im talking about these fucks who are truly bronze but dont play enough games to get balanced out to their true elo. i dont enjoy my day consisting of the following:
- game 1: top, mid, jg feed. bot lane has a lead, but not enough to combat the 5 man bot party with their 8 kills mid, 9 kills top, and 12 kills jg (their kill counts pre-5 man bot)
- game 2: 1/12 jax thinks "hey im going to keep going in on my fed laner! im sure it will work!"
their top proceeds to destroy mid and gains complete control of our top side jg
inb4 just get good, enemy laners played super passive against me
- game 3:
ask 1/4 mid and 0/6/0 jg to stop dying so we can still have a chance at this game
"STFU KYS DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO FUCK YOU LOL YOU'RE IN THE SAME ELO AS ME XD"
they continue to die but eventually start getting a few kills so yay a 300 gold cannon minion again instead of 100
ask them to stop getting caught out, telling them we will be punished if they do
they get caught out within the next 10 seconds and proceed to get caught out multiple times
manage to kill 2 of the fed assassins diving me multiple times but the 3rd always gets me, not factoring in the massive ap burst headed my way
lose again

this is my daily ranked experience/
nothing tilts me more than some pathetic normalfag fuck posting some text face in chat, especially after throwing the game for us. at that point i seriously consider running it down mid to speed up getting to queue again. i am a toxic player who tries to remain calm and keep the team calm but jesus fuck dont give me justification for breaking out of the tiltfree mindset

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Which support makes you cum the most

RavySnake
RavySnake

Soraka's horse cock!

WebTool
WebTool

id rather blue ball by denying a penta desu senpai

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

having fun
playing top

Booteefool
Booteefool

I bet she'd be really gentle with it.

takes2long
takes2long

he is trash among the worst champions in the game do not play him

SniperGod
SniperGod

Which League girl is most likely to put up with me beating her because I love her?

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

So are people still abusing stopwatch even after the changes? Is it still common to see 8+ stopwatches per game?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

The buffs don't really address any of his problems (hex core upgrade costs too much, his late game damage isn't that high, his crap laning, etc.)

Firespawn
Firespawn

futa soraka
gentle

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

what about because she's into it

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

what would you guys say is the next champ after garen in terms of raw complexity? jax?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Won't the core upgrade be fine next patch when lost chapter costs 1100 to get now? Or am I hoping too much

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Which League girls do you think have an exhibitionist streak?

Lunatick
Lunatick

I'm not stuck in bronze
I'm just held back by all the bronzies I keep getting on my teams!
they haven't played enough games to get balanced to their true elo of bronze 5 so I keep getting them in my bronze 1 games
Just carry your team dude it's not that hard in bronze.

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

Jax is fairly complex

idontknow
idontknow

Consensual ryona isn't as fun as only putting up with black eyes and nightly beatings and rape because she's been deluded into thinking I love her
Actually makes a lot of sense

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Janna, Jinx, maybe LeBlanc

RumChicken
RumChicken

you very much have a point

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

The buffs were completely unrelated to every problem he has.

48. My job's been brutal the past month so I haven't had much time to play. I haven't even finished my placements. Still though, my loyalty to SHURIMA remains the same since release day.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

i want to grab jinx’s cute little head and kiss her on the mouth

farquit
farquit

It's cannon that Jinx once went to a bakery topless

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

carrying is only possible if people are willing to allow themselves to be carried

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

orianna?

Lunatick
Lunatick

Hi lolg!
Do you think I can make it into plat this season!?

takes2long
takes2long

ywn be roomates with Jinx and have her casually walk around naked and occasionally sit or lay down on you

JunkTop
JunkTop

top lane

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I his laning feels "meh", but i like the character. I wan't to try him as support, though. His passive seems pretty cool.

Illusionz
Illusionz

Jinx is built for going to the top of a tall building and railing in the open air tbqh

massdebater
massdebater

ywn be roomates with Jinx and have her casually walk around naked and occasionally sit or lay down on top of you
ftfy

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Yes.

Gold border is prettier, though.

StonedTime
StonedTime

Annie

viagrandad
viagrandad

unrealistic characterization, jinx would never settle down in one place unless it completely belonged to her

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

N-no user! that is completely unacceptable !

StonedTime
StonedTime

be jungle
bot lane is fed because i camped for them
top lost 1v1
he is raging
tell him to chill that we will get help get mid down then come top
he tells me to fuck off that its my fault he lost 1v1 because i never ganked and runs mid and starts int feeding

problem with low elo is people are mentally unstable here

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

What was the point of changing that?

askme
askme

I want to manhandle Jinx.

Playboyize
Playboyize

implying
everybody in your elo (including you) is bronze for a reason. Step 1 is to win lane. Step 2 is to impact the map. Step 3 is to use teamwork when applicable. Step 4(step 3 didn't work) is to bait the enemy team. 9 times out of 10 the bronzies in your games would rather chase you around the map for a kill than end the game. You figure it out.

RumChicken
RumChicken

which female champs smell bad?

girlDog
girlDog

dont play for a month
first ranked
surely riot will give me a decent team to hook me into it right
get an elise top
dies 4 times in lane
doesnt ward
goes rylais first item so is useless in every situation imagineable
dont get to jungle anymore because a fed yasuo and warwick have control over it

great

cum2soon
cum2soon

is ahri bad or just me?
I have seen a lot of ahri mains in high elos but I never feel that they have any impact on the game

Bidwell
Bidwell

Yeah, it's probably more like Jinx occasionally shows up because she needs a place to sleep and lie low.

If she's so nonchalant, what would her reaction be to a roommate cooking with just an apron as a joke?

Playboyize
Playboyize

Post your 1v9 hard carry song.

youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Nami.

whereismyname
whereismyname

i want to pin her down and blow raspberries on her tummy until she pees her pants

hairygrape
hairygrape

youtube.com/watch?v=h2dJ-JUzhVs

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

implying i'll every be able to get step 2 going when every side lane i get pushing is answered the moment the wave is starting to slightly get an advantage. if you are the damage and the only one managing side lanes, step 3 cannot happen. inb4 use step 4 while managing side lanes, too many brainlets in this elo

Skullbone
Skullbone

Nami
Zyra smells the best for sure

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Riven because she's a hobo.

Emberburn
Emberburn

Jinx shows up to your room one night and throws her clothes off because they've gotten uncomfortable
You only have one bed in your apartment and she refuses to sleep on the couch

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

Yes, she does no damage. Just has a lot of mobility.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

You, I like you.

Techpill
Techpill

Jinx cares about property rights?
I figure she'd just squat places, leaving them (as smoldering craters) whenever her mood changed.

Xayah has bird smell.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

play ranked
everyone in my team is level 2-4 max wit their champ
everyone in the enemy team is level 7
why

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I like the sound of this

Jinx walks into the room without a shirt or bra on
You pretend to not look but she can tell you're flustered
Says "come on it's not like I have tits anyway"
You try to readjust your pants to hide your erection but she of course notices that too
"Awww user" she says, walking up to you, "do you like these tiny little things" as she leans forward giving you a better view

w8t4u
w8t4u

literally r.eddit

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Is it just me or has hashinshin become incredibly popular recently

Emberfire
Emberfire

I bet Swain's winrate is going to be 45% at best. He's fucking garbo.

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

dont know about you user but ive managed to lose every game where our entire team had m7

JunkTop
JunkTop

he can't manage side lanes
Game starts in champ select. Pick a champion that is actually good and scales well and stomp your lane before any other lanes are decided. Steal jungle camps and take towers.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Went on a hike today. Thought you guys may have been interested in my edc

King_Martha
King_Martha

she ends up pushing herself against you and reaching her hand down your pants just for a second

takes2long
takes2long

reddit

he told riot to kill themselves

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

You try to put some space between yourself and the petite anarchist
Jinx responds by snuggling up into you and moving your hand so your holding her close
"I'm not made of glass. It's okay to touch. 'Sides, I wouldn't have come here if I didn't like being around you."
You accept it and just cuddle her
"We can screw the day away tomorrow; that would be fun," Jinx adds.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

ywn fall asleep with Jinx leglocking you

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

How was the fishing?

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

stir up "drama"
increase your views

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

In terms of top laners? Renekton

Yeah Jinx is definitely the type to live life by the seat of her pants.

Hashinshin is the voice of the average League madbad and he tells retards what they want to hear, but Hashinshin's perception of the game isn't actually the fucking game.

Evilember
Evilember

She then gets back off, smirking at you as you sit back on the couch, completely stunned
"We can finish this later sweetheart" she says, giving you a wink

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Hashinshin is the voice of the average League madbad and he tells retards what they want to hear, but Hashinshin's perception of the game isn't actually the fucking game.
He's not that bad; however, his personality definitely hurts his game performance. And one has to keep in mind that he speaks from the myopic perspective of an OTP

Booteefool
Booteefool

No Doomguy champion
Uh... lolbabs?

StonedTime
StonedTime

holy fuck, i'm so fucking tilted, end the day literally 1-6 today, really thinking of killing myself

Illusionz
Illusionz

tfw no romantic morning sex with Jinx before she's braided her hair

takes2long
takes2long

Decent
Too early in the season to use any of my knowledge to good use.
But it was nice to get out of my room
Nice hike

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

I don't think my erection would go down while I was sitting there waiting

Snarelure
Snarelure

How sexually experienced is Jinx?

I know she got YORDLED, but besides that.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Mastery doesn't mean shit. I've gotten several tokens from when the enemy was afk and/or forfeited

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

don't do it user

just take a break for a couple days

takes2long
takes2long

That's her plan though. She wants you to be frustrated by it so that for the rest of the day you can't think about anything besides screwing her petite little body so that when the time comes you're like an animal consumed by passion

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Stream it.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Do you think she's frustrated that guys typically want more voluptuous girls like Vi and Caitlyn?

TreeEater
TreeEater

I'm not even attracted to Jinx at all but that's hot desu

whereismyname
whereismyname

stop deriving self worth from your skill in a video game

FastChef
FastChef

She wants you to be frustrated by it
But there are plenty of other ADC's, and Supports aren't too far away.

Sona, Tristana, come and finish what that twig girl started.

Illusionz
Illusionz

As long as she leglocks the fuck out of me once we get started

Booteefool
Booteefool

I honestly have no idea. On one hand it seems like she would be the type to have casual sex all the time but on the other hand it doesn't seem like she interacts with other people in that way much. I can't imagine her hanging out with people casually so It doesn't seem like she would meet potential sexual partners much

viagrandad
viagrandad

i don't know user, i was in a 5 win streak, then this happens, my god

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Jinx strikes me as mating press kind of girl tbqh

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Jinx's cocky, nihilistic facade cracks at the prospect of someone wanting to be her lover

C U T E

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Oh yeah definitely. I had a friend who was fat who acted confident and made jokes about his weight all the time but was actually really depressed about his weight. I bet Jinx is like that about her chest. She would probably love it if you showed her chest some love by playing with her tiny tits or sucking on her nipples

Soft_member
Soft_member

His waifu isn't blue

idontknow
idontknow

is there nothing more fun that being a veigar fed on stacks and pressing r to remove a enemy from game?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

I might tell her that her chest doesn't matter when her ass and pussy are amazing

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

tfw ywn help jinx brush her hair after taking a shower with her

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I love Lissandra!
AMA!

Inmate
Inmate

youtube.com/watch?v=UcZzlPGnKdU

JunkTop
JunkTop

Garen R is more satisfying

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Why do you love Lissandra?

Booteefool
Booteefool

kalista is the worst blue waifu

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

jinx would have plenty of admirers there’d be no reason for her to stoop her standards so low just for you

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

user is a faggot

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Not wanting a fertile ghost gf

Evilember
Evilember

shopped in stopwatch
fishing
you got some good bait ill give you that

whats the strongest test line youve used

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Viktor
scale
What season do you think this is?

No but seriously he's trash right now. Like beyond bad. He does no damage in lane, and doesn't even scale that hard. The buffs they gave him were about as effective as the Zoe nerf.

I don't know why they're so afraid of making him stronger, considering all of the meta midlaners just shit out damage.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

She is though!

Evilember
Evilember

I imagine anal with Jinx is top tier

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

Jax is fairly complex
lol ward hopping and stunning isn't complex

King_Martha
King_Martha

is the spear sticking through kalista touchable by human hands? would you be able to wriggle it back and forth to tickle her heart and make her relive her trauma?

girlDog
girlDog

her insides are blue!

5mileys
5mileys

he told riot to kill themselves
IS HE DARE SAY /OURMAN/?!?!?

askme
askme

have a mordekaiser on my team
he's against gnar
feeds gnar
goes 1/10
post game after loss
i haven't played morde in like 8 mmonths lol
ranked

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Of course she would adore that. She probably brush it off in person but deep down receiving a complement from such a nice boy would make her feel warm and fuzzy inside.

I'm sure she would love that as well. Remember jinx was an orphan she never had a mother to help her with such things and she'd probably appreciate it a lot

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Firing at offscreen enemies through a guess with Jinx ult and killing them.

Same

Flameblow
Flameblow

Why the fuck do you have a catheter?

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

What are your favorite abilities, visual wise?
Vel'Koz Q
Karma RQ
Nami W

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

tfw youmuu + deadman's + garen q
can't catch me faglords lol good luck i'm behind 60% tenacity

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Anal isnt really one of my kinks but you're probably right
Either way both of her holes are extremely tight

Booteefool
Booteefool

20 for sea fishing
I go for trout so I am strung up with 6 currently

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

source or fake

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

most ive used is 150
dont make my mistake

askme
askme

google.com

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

what would jinx be like as an old lady

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

user, I...............

RavySnake
RavySnake

youtube.com/watch?v=EAHlOMu7vNQ

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Oh no! You've gotten Jinx pregnant!

Will you take responsibility?

JunkTop
JunkTop

Who should I play if I love Lee Sin but want to play a champ that's actually good

viagrandad
viagrandad

Please give me leona tips!

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

just pink their stink lol

DeathDog
DeathDog

which league girls would function better if her boobs were replaced with anti aircraft railguns

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

What if there were prerequisites in order to play ranked a certain champion in ranked?
Something like have at least 25 hours total and 3 recent games with said champ. Maybe some other things too.
I also get tired of people saying 1st time ___ or haven't played since season 6.

cum2soon
cum2soon

Handsome jumpy bug.

Inmate
Inmate

Of course! Ive never really wanted to have kids to be honest but I would 100% take responsibility and love the child with all my heart. Idk if I'd want a girl or boy though

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

which champs particularly enjoy the feeling of unloading massive shits (even if they are too embarrassed to admit)

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Syndra, Leblanc

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

I forgot her midriff too. I would tell her that no amount of big tits could ever make my dick feel this good

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Jarvan

Methnerd
Methnerd

varus

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

shauna vayne

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I'm a Lee Main and I also like playing Vi and Jarvan

RavySnake
RavySnake

Why are people banning GP now? What the hell am I suppose to play now?

Spamalot
Spamalot

This. Buggy man is the best

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

he's right you know

Snarelure
Snarelure

why are people banning cancer now? What the hell am I suppose to play now?
With grandpa's prostate you malignant tumor

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

If you write me some uh "questionable" smut

You'll get RP or an RP of your choice!
Inquire within!

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

people trying to make use of morde's broken ass on pbe
NOT ON MY WATCH FAGGOT

farquit
farquit

what's your game

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

What if we took out the spoiler text? Would it be better then?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

just got placed silver 4. that means im better than half the people in here

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

Is there a gayer champion than Teemo?

Evilember
Evilember

xth for my wife Syndra

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

lulu hugifies herself and shoves poppy inside her asshole
lulu tries to fart poppy out but is unable to because poppy pressed w, blocking lulu's fart dash
meanwhile, taric is watching from the bushes

Booteefool
Booteefool

my game?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

he literally just complains about everything, he has no solid opinion. Assassins can't kill adcs, we have to nerf duskblade tho. Keystones are better on everything but bruisers, why are you nerfing them? Bruisers are shit, fiora/camille/literally anything that beats me is broken.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Big League Chew piece of shit

Everytime

takes2long
takes2long

Is first win of the day bonus bugged for anyone else?

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

That's average

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Oh no! You've been captured by Sejuani. She's going to make you into her boytoy sex slave.

What do you do to avoid this horrible fate?

takes2long
takes2long

I got it upon logging in and then on my first actual game. Not complaining

Snarelure
Snarelure

does kalista enjoy cuddles?

StonedTime
StonedTime

There's a huge notice with an exclamation next to the play button saying it's disabled.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

How shit is Ahri atm? I need to learn some non-assassin champion for mid and Ahri seems like a fine mix of assassin and a mage

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

nothing

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Scatter the Weak.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

stomp your lane before any other lanes are decided
Im not even Bronze but even in Gold this is fucking impossible.
Win lane with sizeable lead of 3 - 0
Doesnt matter because the lane with more people in it AND is more important for dragon control fed enemy ADC 7 kills collectively with jungler before 10 min.
Good luck impacting anything after that, they take first tower and push your shit in 2 minutes later.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

jump off the ice cliff and hope my real waifu shoots me with her arrows to end my suffering

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

yes but if you look at another woman she'll skin you alive

DeathDog
DeathDog

love my new mommy with all my heart and hold onto her tight whenever she wants to see me

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Cant see it on the mission list myself

w8t4u
w8t4u

Get the fuck out of here and go on discord you pathetic excuses of human beings.

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Kill the thot
and cuddle ice waifu

Skullbone
Skullbone

ONLY COWARDS RUN
*hookshots away*

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Not fox enough to be foxy.
Not human enough to be humane.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

hot

WebTool
WebTool

i thinks u be the mad, mah bro

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

do 40k damage as a mid laner
adc does 7k
H O W

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

over 100
You mean like rope?
Nah
I just like hiking up in the woods
And I like playing league
Small stream fishing for me thanks

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

a role that has to build expensive glass cannon shit for the entire game and gets to use those items maybe 5 times all the while all 5 of the enemy team is diving them on sight
Compared to a xerath/lux that chips and pokes people for easy damage all game.

hmmmm, now if we think about it hard enough we should find an answer here...

Emberfire
Emberfire

i want to pick up jinx and whoosh her around like an airplane

StonedTime
StonedTime

adc build
expensive
lmao

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

rope
thats literally what i mean. the ocean is fucking scary

SniperGod
SniperGod

The solution is to play adc yourself. It's the only way to win consistently.

TechHater
TechHater

xth for my waifu Karma

Spamalot
Spamalot

can you do this in league?

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

those legs
hnnngg

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

this game looks just as retarded as the people who play it

Soft_member
Soft_member

I think you should be gassed burnt and hanged. Faggot

JunkTop
JunkTop

Ahri!

whereismyname
whereismyname

you sir do indeed seem to be quite inflicted by what we in this profession refer to as "the mad", mine bretheren

Firespawn
Firespawn

what was the point of the rumble heat changes literally just took away one of the most fun and gameplay-defining foundations of his kit

JunkTop
JunkTop

a role that has to build expensive glass cannon shit
ADCbabs actually believe this? Oh boii no wonder u all feed straight outta the ass.
I will never resort to degeneracy in order to win. I would like to be able to live with myself, user.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

I agree with that on LoL

takes2long
takes2long

ADC builds are cheap as fuck. You should be like 2-3 items in at 20 minutes.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Then play with a friend who is good at adc.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I think you should be gassed burnt and hanged. Faggot

Booteefool
Booteefool

adcs deal, on average, more than mid laners over a match

Emberburn
Emberburn

woohoo!

takes2long
takes2long

I want to be Star Guardian Ahri's boytoy
Or regular Ahri could work

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

feelbadman

cum2soon
cum2soon

I have none, all my friends are worse than me. Only my brother is better than me and he plays the same roles I do.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

Why do people dislike nuGalio so much? I like both how he plays and his cocky hero persona.

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

You know if you want to post about horsedicks nobody is going to stop you. Don't get upset.

Emberfire
Emberfire

better! just stop being vulgar!

takes2long
takes2long

be me
challenger tier immune system rarely get sick
get sick twice now in 2 weeks and pretty bad too
am I dying guys
is this finally the end?

Post Annies

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

play swain
instantly double the cc of every single team member
ahhh whuuuu
shit this is sick
can't believe people here are saying he sucks how bad could you be

it's because he swung from being op as fuck to being garbage with no in between

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

horrible

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

two unwinnable games in a row

This isn't fair.

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

is Garen/Katarina still the best ship?

w8t4u
w8t4u

lgbt

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

Lux and Katarina is the best ship.
And the best threesome

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

no

likme
likme

t. low iq pop-culture mass consumer

Methnerd
Methnerd

Right clicking is just so hard. You so get a partner in lane to babysit you. ADCs cry too much

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

I want to play league of legends but I also want to hunt monsters
What do I do

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

iktf
too bad enemy team four tanks and an adc lmao

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

play vayne

SniperGod
SniperGod

Play Shyvana or Mister Yi

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Having fun
Self inflicting braininjuries and PTSD
Play Monster Hunter dude what kind of question is that.

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

Do you think those two would mind if I watched?

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

vayne jungle

TechHater
TechHater

it would be very rude not to join them

w8t4u
w8t4u

sick and tired of tanks every game
this mage update better be good

idontknow
idontknow

lux is too consumed by lust for girls to resist going on with katarina

for katarina this is part of a long term scheme to expose lux as a lesbian magic user, the two worst things you could be in demacia

and you, a pawn in that plot, driven by duty to stay celibate and sell lux out so that her head may roll

how could you

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

If that's what they want, I would be more than happy to oblige

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

I unironically have fun playing league of legends

Also charge blade champion when

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

When are we getting a rotating game mode.
I want some easy boxes.

Techpill
Techpill

lower AP
add CDR
increase cost
there's no hope in sight

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

I heard that dodging in placements counts as a sort of "shadow loss", is this true?
the person that told me is far more knowledgeable than me but I'd never heard such a thing.

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

ask a legit question
get ignored because all of you fucking faggots are busy replying to waifu faggotry
fuck this general I hope you all get fucking anally nuked
/trash/

Skullbone
Skullbone

Unless riot changed it recently, no it doesn't.

Nojokur
Nojokur

I love Vayne so much
I don't know what it is about her design but I adore her, best champion ever

I just joined the thread
What can I help you with dear user

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

that means your question was shit or retarded. get over it

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

play mid
push mid get tower
dive get tower and double kill bot
go top kill top nasus
roatate all over the fucking map
oh no enemy team is grouping now
oh boy 3 fucking tanks, amumu shen and nasus
not to mention syndra throwing stuns from behind
i really hope the vayne we cant see we can kill
nice god forbid god forbot i dont play a fucking tank with a stun ot taunt mid lane fuck

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

kill veigar 9 times
he still farms
he still one shoots me
lol
very fun

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

me too :3

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

What are you trying to accomplish with this stale bait?
Hide the fact that your game will always be second place to everything?
Second most played assfaggots, second most played game on steam, it can't even beat PUBG which we all know it's a flash in the pan streamerbait game like Overwatch, pathetic.
Born to runner up my man.

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

If you managed to do alll that and you cant rape the tanks your team and you are retarded

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

What are some noided champions

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

sona

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

Kled.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

All your team had to do was steal amumu's blue and either camp Nasus or Vayne to get them super behind. Amumu jungle should never have a good time.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

MC Ride skin for Kled when?

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Post the cutest league related image you have RIGHT NOW

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Should tank supports be building redemption?

whereismyname
whereismyname

none, if you play this game you are a slave

MPmaster
MPmaster

Can you please write me some g u r osmut please??
I gift RP and RP items for it

Techpill
Techpill

smelly ugly fish

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

that's not very nice at all

Flameblow
Flameblow

I like fiddlesticks.

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

is Nami proof that cuteness is directly correlated to tightness?

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

It's not vulgar it's passionate

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

yes

SniperWish
SniperWish

Dual blades demonized Champion WHEN?

StonedTime
StonedTime

Why do I literally never see Poppy in-game? I got her like twice in ARAM and found her fun.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

who else is ready for fiddlesticks to fuck up every faggot mage and assassin on summoner’s rift

5mileys
5mileys

So that's why she so much cuter than all the other girls

massdebater
massdebater

that thing he did was actually really hard to do btw
harder than anything in league tbqh

iluvmen
iluvmen

Because you don't play with me.
She was overtuned on release and got nerfed by riot into irrelevance when compared with other top lane tanks.

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

PLEASE RESPOND

viagrandad
viagrandad

me too

askme
askme

what's the most patrician garen build?
crit? full tank? lethality?

SniperGod
SniperGod

Locket better for tanks imo

takes2long
takes2long

No it's not!!
m-maybe the jacket thing

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

if i cast morgana's blacked.com shield on an ally who has a normal damage shield, which shield breaks first if hit by magic damage

MPmaster
MPmaster

The jacket is for easy access

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

Getting both wouldn't be smart?

Spamalot
Spamalot

the employer trying to get all four to work together

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

janna
locket
ardent
redemption
mikael's
rabadon's
best feel

RumChicken
RumChicken

Getting to full build Janna.

Most games are over by the time I have SS, boots, ardent and redemption.

StonedTime
StonedTime

what is nami looking at?

Nojokur
Nojokur

t. silver5

Soft_member
Soft_member

playing janna willingly

askme
askme

probably a dick

idontknow
idontknow

probably a cock

SniperGod
SniperGod

tfw your winrate when autofilled support is better than your winrate on your main champion
I REFUSE TO PLAY META I WILL CONTINUE TO FEED MY ASS OFF

StonedTime
StonedTime

PLEASE RESPOND

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

it's an every time my Shen support taunts forward Trist Ws on top of me edition
and my Kayn forgot to take Smite

Fun fucking game. E, 3 autos and Buster Shot and I'm 80% dead.

It really depends on the game state and champion. Taric? Yeah Taric wants Redemption always but Braum probably wants Zeke's and Locket instead. Alistar probably wants Righteous Glory.

And when in doubt, just look at what Aphromoo builds.

girlDog
girlDog

Started today with a positive winrate
Now back to negatives because monkey silvers have no idea how to focus a Twitch
Sigh.

FastChef
FastChef

59% winrate aftershock sion
62% winrate approach velocity sion
what is going on?

Fixing this man's bugs was a mistake.

JunkTop
JunkTop

My dick.

Spamalot
Spamalot

tfw always made tfw no gf posts
tfw get a girl to like me
realize i cant even process being happy and unless im laughing, im incredibly underdeveloped and stunted when it comes to positive emotion of any kind
tfw when bad shit happens i just kinda call it a godsend and break it off
tfw cant log in to league on smurf without her messaging me saying she's sorry and that we should try again
dont wanna give her the block cause she'll call me or text me
i just wanna do my placements what the fuck do i do

girlDog
girlDog

I went from one game off gold to silver 4
I had a fucking 90% wr up until there
Someone fucking save me, it's been nothing but a constant stream of jungle garens, mid shacos, 0/4 vaynes 6 minutes in
Last 3 games had a leaver on my team and the game I just finished a blitz flat out afked at base because adc got tresh hooked at minute 8

Just what the fuck am I supposed to do with this shit, I don't belong here, what the fuck can I do when the enemy bot is 7/0 minute 10
It was never this hard to reach gold before I never even fucking demoted, I don't deserve this hellish punishment

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

shen is meta again
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Snarelure
Snarelure

be Viktor
get buffs that don't fucking help at all
Lost Chapter goes to 1100
drops some AP
can now take Future's Market and get Hex Core on same timing enemy mid gets Lost Chapter
will be even in power against other laners
FF+Iceborn+Q upgrade+Abyssal+Rylai's
unkillable kiting god of 40% cdr Qs every 3 seconds

GLORIOUS EVOLUTION BITCHES. IT IS COMING.

viagrandad
viagrandad

was it everything you ever hoped for?

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

ive never felt like such a fucking pathetic sperg in my life so yeah it felt pretty good

Spamalot
Spamalot

no irl Sona GF

why even liv bros?

girlDog
girlDog

/mute all
make a guess at who was most retarded after the match and report them

Snarelure
Snarelure

Where the fuck are my first win of the day missions? I haven't seen them in 2 days

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

Play Nasus/Kayle top mindlessly until gold. Thats what I did and I main Tahm support. You might lose some at first but once you're used to what you should be doing you will barely lose any games.
Pick jungle secondary and play Blue Kayn if you get that role, no one in silver is smart enough to know how to deal with his damage.

DeathDog
DeathDog

lose in silver
blame team
Really gets the noggin joggin

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

but that doesn't feel good at all??

SniperGod
SniperGod

nu-Swain
glacial augment
GLP

Un-fucking-beatable.

RumChicken
RumChicken

Shit teams holding me back from my true potential.

Just look at this Challenger-level warding.

Skullbone
Skullbone

No irl Jinx gf

Supergrass
Supergrass

Shit taste in literature. I'd fuck her in the ass though.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Because for some reason, he is literally the only Danish person I have ever seen that has an accent. Sure, their regular language is a fucking mess of just incomprehensible gutteral noises, but in English they usually don't have an accent at all. You can usually tell from the Noridc languages, Swedes pronounce J's like Y, Norwegians have weird influxes and emphasis on the wrong syllables, Finnish people got an iron jaw when they speak English. But Danish people are usually exempt from that, just sounds like a neutral American accent half the time.

Froggen sounds like some Danish/German hybrid and it's absolutely disgusting.

Snarelure
Snarelure

Soraka banana

massdebater
massdebater

Soraka pampers her partner all throughout the initial penetration, pausing to let them adjust after every single girthy inch stretching their passage, kissing the apprehension away while she cooks up the mother of all creampies for later

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Sweet body, but looks like a 1/10 face

FastChef
FastChef

Just fucking remove xin zhao from the game

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

LCK IS ON
come enjoy the comfy

MPmaster
MPmaster

Why would she be gentle when she can just heal any damage she causes?

happy_sad
happy_sad

I want Papa to narrate me during sex

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

It's hard to tell what's wrong exactly, but it sounds like you're overthinking things. Getting a gf isn't some massive life changing event. You're not obligated to behave any differently than you normally would, and she's probably not expecting you to.
Veeky Forums is way too obsessed with girls. They think that's the magic thing that's going to fix all their problems. When it doesn't happen that way, they have a meltdown. Just relax.

Snarelure
Snarelure

I WANT A FUTARAKA MOMMY

DeathDog
DeathDog

No Karma GF
feelbadman

Emberfire
Emberfire

You don't understand- Soraka is about to make you a mother.

SniperGod
SniperGod

obsessed with girls
spot the newfag

Nojokur
Nojokur

tfw wrote a pasta of soraka in bed with you under the covers while she slowly and lovingly glazes your prostate with her love a while ago
loving futadom is patrician

SniperWish
SniperWish

POPPYYYYYYYYY PICKED

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

What do you mean user?!!

Methnerd
Methnerd

Bullshit.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

That's silly, user. Men can't give birth.
tfw so degenerate that i genuinely would love the idea of being impregged by soraka and fostering her child

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

/lck1

likme
likme

I don't have to get your clothes out of the way when I want to pump your womb full of my cum

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

again
cancer man of no 1v1s or adcs allowed was never a shit pick

Skullbone
Skullbone

tfw Plat 5 with Plat 2 MMR

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

No!! you are going too far user!

WebTool
WebTool

What would you do if you were Teemo here?

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

being held hostage by the 0/9 swain on my team
this is painful

Lunatick
Lunatick

swim to nida and hide in her bush

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

get a bj from rek'sai

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Recall

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

please read the ability description of your fucking champions

JunkTop
JunkTop

tfw play a Twitch game and people fucking abuse me for half an hour because I did not too well
It really made me sad I actually teared up a bit

Illusionz
Illusionz

fear death
stupid anyway
I guess I'm the unemployed man

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

But how do I know you're a dedicated support

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

sorry my friends. I have failed you.

viagrandad
viagrandad

tfw no Singedbro to gass all the waifufags
Why even live?

Bidwell
Bidwell

You might like my jacket
It's a trenchcoat from ww1

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

what did you done?

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

its a water bladder for if i get thirsty
its removable because i have several different backpacks

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Pretty sure she is supposed to be an Indian. Karma is an Indian concept

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

I played warwick and lost

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

New champion leaked?!

Emberburn
Emberburn

Why no one ever post Morgana lewds in here?

Emberfire
Emberfire

Played with a xerath
Constantly pulled the enemy out of his skilshots
We where both on comms and every time it happened was a genuine mistake while leaving us pissing our selves laughing
I'm Swain and I'm helping

RavySnake
RavySnake

yea fuck that. i want cozy dinner. not a sea monster

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

But her eyes are blue

iluvmen
iluvmen

she's ugly

Evilember
Evilember

PENGUIN NIGGAS NEED TO BE REMOVED

HAHAHA IT'S JUST LIKE GUNTER HAHA XDD

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

jungling camille
ryze top
poppy top
skarner
blitz
Better than the usual fare, I guess

eGremlin
eGremlin

I got into a beta of some AI coaching thingy. challenjoer here I come!

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Morgana doesn't have any lewds
she's a pure girl

King_Martha
King_Martha

people manage to feed eve w/o fail
stealth is a mistake

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

This might be a common question here, but does anyone know a safe method to how I can sell a moderately well stocked acc?

I think I've spent like 700 € on this game and I thought that maybe by some off chance I'd get a percentage of it back
Most of the money I spent went on buying new champion + skin combo but I have a ton skins bought separately
Gonna have to login and list everything at some point

I think I quit playing around the time Taric remake happened, (around the time they took the fun matchmaking out)
I haven't been on these threads ever since that, either

Supergrass
Supergrass

And Boring! She is worst girl through and through

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

That body
Push up bra so she looks like she has a bigger chest
No hips
Arms long enough to slap you across the dinner room table
Dyke hair
No ass
Just bones
0/10 would not slay

Methshot
Methshot

It's okay user, you can be anything you won't in your fantasy. Even a petite blonde girl miraculously able to take Soraka's colossal horsecock during mindblowing sex to the deepest parts of her fertile parts.

Flameblow
Flameblow

why is her angus in the front

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

13 MINUTES 0 KILLS STOPWATCH WAS A GREAT HEALTHY ADDITION TO THE GAME THANKS RIOT

TechHater
TechHater

India is the size of west Europe and even more diverse. They have everything from Drows, Blacks, to your standard poos, to chinks and semi whites

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

It all depends on what rank the account is, because the people that buy accounts are lads that where banned for reasons/can't be fucked grinding to 30.

If it was silver Elo i would be impressed if you got $150 for it

Lunatick
Lunatick

Umm my perfectly timed shields?!
or R and Q ?!
Cool post it user!!

Inmate
Inmate

find a site that sells accounts and ask them. accountselling is banned on most websites and it rarely happens outside of those fresh level 30 ones or extremely high accounts masters etc

JunkTop
JunkTop

jerk my little yordle dick until thick ropes of my cum shoot out and coagulate in the hot pool
t. ACTUALLY teemo

RavySnake
RavySnake

Get the fuck out before Rek'Sai eats my ass.

StonedTime
StonedTime

first win of the day is disabled because people are getting too much shit
fuck you!

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

the warm temprature of the spring keeps the sperm alive
impregnates all the league girls at the same time with little halflings

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

What's another bloodbath game like GAM vs FNC game 1 ?

Snarelure
Snarelure

I like to have fun with boys in the bot lane

Lunatick
Lunatick

jungle camille being useless
What a fucking surprise.

askme
askme

Grope dat soraka banana

idontknow
idontknow

man look at all these strong women and I am just a half assed yordle maybe if i were Kled i'd try to fuck them all but not teemo

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

like going jarvan xin kill lane with your homie?

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

if you recall you get revealed, so you'll get beaten up by the women anyway

viagrandad
viagrandad

Except that's not summoner rift, who said anything about fighting

hairygrape
hairygrape

have Noxus mission
can't complete it because shit's bugged
well gee

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

I just did it, what's wrong with it?

King_Martha
King_Martha

I'll get hide tibbers and wait till they all leave

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Because she knows what it's like to be stabbed.
You can heal the wound, but the hurt lasts forever.

JunkTop
JunkTop

Going Nami and poking the enemy near death with your W and auto attacks while spamming Ashe emote

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

there should be a completion counter just like every other mission here
i just played a match with a Swain on my team and shit is still here

MPmaster
MPmaster

Who is the short redhair? Quinn?

SniperGod
SniperGod

disgusting.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

swain is a yordle now retard they retconned the noxus warleader part

w8t4u
w8t4u

you have to win retard

Emberfire
Emberfire

but that's having fun by yourself

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

What if this is a new champ`s Q???

Inmate
Inmate

this joke became really funny when you posted it for 508th time without replies, heres a free (you)

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

and i did win

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

But then my adc is nice to me and compliment me a lot when we get a kill :3 And then we win the lane and go kill everyone else

whereismyname
whereismyname

One day she will be reworked and you won't fall asleep before you get enough items to make her useful.

Skullbone
Skullbone

I like to have fun with girls in the bot lane!
by have fun I mean cum inside

Methnerd
Methnerd

Thats Penguinslayer Nunus E you retard.

Emberfire
Emberfire

5 wins in a row
in series but I know I'm due for a loss
not even mad when my Kalista dies 8 times in 10 minutes
avoid tilting even though I'm 11/4 as my team ffs with me the only one saying no
I've ascended.

Spamalot
Spamalot

But did you get honors?

TechHater
TechHater

tank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta

MPmaster
MPmaster

I don't think I ever played ranked league, I was one of those babbies who just played for fun
At best I'd have probably made it to gold (back when gold wasn't shitter tier) but too late for that now
I guess it really matters a lot to some people

Bidwell
Bidwell

tune in a russian stream
trance blasting with arabian strings mixed in
What the fuck is wrong with russians

TreeEater
TreeEater

Swains new kit is interesting. His W is better for single target lock downs but worse in general. His W feels like a worse Ashe W.

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

vodka and adidas

CodeBuns
CodeBuns

post comfy league of lego
or i'll fall asleep on you

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

I meant his E is better for single target lockdowns, not his W.

Techpill
Techpill

You can do that if you want I don't mind

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

How is new Swain? He is banned in most of games I play.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Currently underwhelming. His R is actually much better for healing, but its damage leaves a lot to be desired. His laning isn't really different aside from his CC is much harder to land. His mana problems aren't as bad either.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

I laned against him and still don't know how he works. I just sidestepped all his shit and deleted him with my burst. So I don't think he is very good.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

the absolute state of ww

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

kog'maw
haha more like cock'maw

SniperGod
SniperGod

he's fun, but the e takes some time getting used to because you have to make sure it doesn't get blocked by minions on the return, and firing it at long range gives more telegraph

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

doing good in lane
jungler ganks me 5 times
1 half-gank from my jungler
wow

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

SWEETHEART AND SAMSUNG RAKAN WHEN ??????????????

Skullbone
Skullbone

you have to make sure it doesn't get blocked by minions on the return
brainlet
the root is aoe

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Eh... I find beauty in every race, don't think there is any disgusting race.

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Jinx stands for Jinx!

iluvmen
iluvmen

more like stinx

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

I find beauty in every makeup-caked photoshopped model

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Again
why are all Sona mains/players passive-aggressive
LITERALLY all of them

iluvmen
iluvmen

i hope you're not assuming that the opponent will stand right beside the range minions for you to hit them with the aoe

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

just finished season 2
tfw cant even escape shiza's death in /lolg/
fuck you user

Illusionz
Illusionz

tank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metavtank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metav

Inmate
Inmate

yeah nobody ever stands near minions

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

So his sunstrike thing is not that op for harass?

farquit
farquit

sunstrike
good for harass
woweee

viagrandad
viagrandad

play jhin
everything dies

Emberburn
Emberburn

no cute brat champion
it pains me daily

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

So his sunstrike thing is not that op for harass?
It's an effective zoning tool that can assist with chasing down enemies or keeping them off you by placing it on your character while you run from a melee, or between the two of you if you're running from a ranged champ.

In the attempt to sidestep, the may end up out of range to continue attacking you. If they get hit, they get slowed, and you gain a soul fragment, healing yourself for a non-negligible amount. It basically forces them to make 2 bad decisions.

The explosion comes out a deal too slow to actually be used to harass, realistically. It can be used when you roam to another lane from quite a distance to possibly help CC an enemy laner if it looks like the engagement will be happening sooner than you hoped.

I've also stolen a enemy jungler's first blue from midlane by wandering into river and throwing off a W, but that was just luck.

farquit
farquit

Zoe is a literal FOOT GODDESS.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

fizz exists
fizz gets buffs
people actually think because stopwatch exists he's fine

girlDog
girlDog

what about orcs?

Emberburn
Emberburn

I want to suck her toes

RavySnake
RavySnake

I'd be happy just to stick my dick in her desu

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

stopwatches makes it even worse it is too fucking good on him

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

you won't
Evelynn a pure

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

the massive tits tell me it's MF

idontknow
idontknow

fizz is such a noob champion
like in low elo you can pubstomp with him the higher you go the harder it is to be useful on him

he gets murdered in lane and the addition of stopwatch makes it so when vs a good matchup such as lux or tf you still get fucked
they stopwatch your level 6 ult, then by the time your ult is up again they have barrier/heal up or already build mr

likme
likme

tfw no Zoe feet to rub

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

not syndra

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

you

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

tank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank metatank meta tank meta tank meta tank meta tank

Booteefool
Booteefool

into DDLG
into brats
thinking about spanking her for being a brat and putting her into timeout and take her guns away
kissing her forehead as she pouts and telling her I love her
pounding that tight pussy nightly as she wimpers and moans "daddy, daddy, daddy" under her breath and then cuddling to sleep

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

Left off my placements today at 3 wins and 5 losses.
I'm gonna get dumped into bronze arent I?

Firespawn
Firespawn

no cute girl (boy) champion
whats the easiest way to off myself?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

ADC is trash
lose game

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

Pretend senna is a rabbit and play lucian

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

If you ended above silver then that's as likely as snow falling in Uganda

Flameblow
Flameblow

by choking on dicks you tremendous faggot

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

0 decides my new reddit name ;33
purpose of the account: bully healsluts and %hp tank abusers

viagrandad
viagrandad

even if you are, you can still CLIMB out of it afterwards
placements aren't make or break user, they are just your first 10 games out of the hundreds that you'll play this season
and I guarantee you that you'll come out a better player by the end of it

WebTool
WebTool

i like fiddlesticks and these guys

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

How do you get banned from reddit

Spamalot
Spamalot

Do you think she's call you a weirdo for liking her feet?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

I called one of the admins a faggot gay nigger on pm for banning those celeb fap subreddits

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

literally do or say anything that isn't completely mundane and vanilla

Firespawn
Firespawn

hundreds that you'll play this season
hundreds
lmao kid get a life please

RumChicken
RumChicken

Not him, but I work in a warehouse and even I can get a hundred games in less than a month. lol.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

i got banned for making a joke about leftists once

Stark_Naked
Stark_Naked

7 loss streak and no matter what you do its the jglers fault holy fuck im going to kill myself i might as well

happy_sad
happy_sad

I do have a life
I play 1-2 games on weekdays and maybe 4 on weekends
I think Ive played 40 ranked games this season
how many have you played?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

leavebuster 3rd day in a row
This game isn't for me

WebTool
WebTool

enemy team is gp, zac, galio mid, varus and ali
they literally just group before 6 and kill anything they come across
can do nothing to stop them taking all obj and outer turrets early
nice fucking game
who thought giving %hp damage, a lot of CC and massive tankiness in one champion was a fucking good idea

Methshot
Methshot

when is the event releasing i need my riven skin

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

She thinks everything is weird.

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

% DAMAGE WAS A MISTAKE

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

girl (boy)
This meme needs to die and everyone that uses it should die with it.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Is Lulu the biggest counter to Cho'Gath lore-wise?

Godzilla sized Cho is terrorizing a city
Lulu morphs him into a cupcake and eats him

MPmaster
MPmaster

No matter what you do its the junglers fault.
No matter what.
Well clearly you havent tried all solutions since you didnt try to jungle yourself. Or are you blaming yourself too?

FastChef
FastChef

then the polymorph wears off and Cho bursts out of lulu's stomach splattering the floor with her innards.

Nojokur
Nojokur

Complains about an action taken against NOT playing the game.
This game isn't for me.
wew.

likme
likme

kys

StonedTime
StonedTime

punishing the rest of the team because of one person

You're arguably worse than that person.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

lorewise its perma polymorph

Spazyfool
Spazyfool

say nigger faggot once
get banned for 14 days
nice fucking automated system

Bidwell
Bidwell

It's so obvious she was designed by some degenerate foot fetishist. Get a real fetish you fucking cretins.

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

tfw removing all the people on my friends list who haven't got back to thier s7 rank yet

massdebater
massdebater

Learn how to game the system. Mute everyone and just troll the shit out of them.

iluvmen
iluvmen

I want to play it but I can't stand delusional retards holding clearly lost games hostage and overall childlessness of majority of players. And somehow I'm the one being punished for it hmmmm

TechHater
TechHater

I want to win though
its more fun if I make everyone seem like my little bitches with words and then carry them
makes me look alpha

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I actually kind of like how the new Swain plays, and his voice is sort of good

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

Your support is not a walking ward!
Your support is not a heal/shieldslut!
Your support is the reason why you are winning because her/his CC Shields and vision!!!

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

FIX TOP LANE

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

that's what i'm saying dude!

Illusionz
Illusionz

What's wrong with toplane!!?

Soft_member
Soft_member

Using words that are taboo in a normie game
top lmao

makes me look alpha
top laugh

happy_sad
happy_sad

Stopped play carries
Started playing tanks
Climbing so much faster now.
Disgusting that I gave in.

whereismyname
whereismyname

Does splitpush Hiemer still work?

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

fucking disgusting
ill just play my full dmg jarvan mid instead of tank

Firespawn
Firespawn

His nerf was to keep him as more of a split-pusher, rather than having high multi-foe combat ability (though he still has that enough)

SniperWish
SniperWish

My support is also really cute and loves it when I give her the d

lostmypassword
lostmypassword

GIVE LUNAR CAITLYN RIOT WHEN IS RELEASE [email protected]

Playboyize
Playboyize

Dragon Master Swain interactions
That's it. Goodbye Tyrant. Good thing it was just a shard.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

Dragon Memer is bad though, everything is vomit orange, and the textures on his recall are garbage

Skullbone
Skullbone

At bot
Both me and ADC has decent over half health and half mana
ADC keeps going B to buy some new item
Why the fuck are they doing that? That's retarded. The most important thing is XP. Going B makes you not gather XP, so you end up a level or two behind because you've gone B so much.

Then your support is either gonna hide behind a tower and get no money, or most likely get killed.

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

Orange colors are nice but the skins is garbage yes

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Bot lanes gives the hypercarry adc 2 kills+first blood before you can get your Lv3
Try to help lane
Die along with my adc
Bot blames me
God I love Silver

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

ayy do you have an IMAGE of DRAGON MASTER SWAIN?

Inmate
Inmate

I disagree with your overall criticism, your first specific point (what do you even eat for puke of that colour?) and believe that despite your second specific point it looks nice over all.
We'll see just how WIP it really is, it definitely doesn't beat out Tyrant in every single area (honestly Tyrant had a lot of good details not make the jump to the rework).

But for me, it wins out due to the same thing that made Tyrant the best for me: context. The idea of Swain's pact with Beatrice progressing and it being all but a glimpse of the future (as opposed to an alternate reality like Bilgewater or Northern Front) was and still is great (even if Tyrant now makes him more cruel).

Now I'm fond of bird thematics, but dragon thematics, that comically "wise and manly" voice filter, that he fought the dragons, harnessed their power and quite possibly saved Noxus from being overtaken by dragons and formed a pact with them - that's just awesome.

DeathDog
DeathDog

not going B with your ADC
not sticking to your ADC's A all G
dumb

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

You can find the amusing place holder art on surrender @ 20

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

is kleptomancy nerfed enough I don't need to run it on fiora
it feels so shit to play

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

I can't fucking stand Ziggs.
This character should be fucking deleted.

askme
askme

nice tower faggot

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

literally we just have to use grasp now
no fucking rune works
or go fleet footwork and go crit fiora xd

takes2long
takes2long

get shit on in lane
check their profile
bronze 2

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Fleet footwork is pretty good on fiora.

hairygrape
hairygrape

Even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

maybe he was playing a retarded %hp tank
if yes its not ur fault

Flameblow
Flameblow

what rank r u?

hairygrape
hairygrape

Kog varus meta more like ha

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

Kog varus meta Kog varus meta Kog varus meta Kog varus meta Kog varus meta Kog varus meta Kog varus meta Kog varus meta Kog varus meta Kog varus meta Kog varus meta Kog varus meta Kog varus meta Kog varus meta Kog varus meta Kog varus meta Kog varus meta Kog varus meta Kog varus meta Kog varus meta Kog varus meta

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

I'm the one leaving my team making it a guaranteed loss instead of a possible return.
I shouldnt be punished, the people trying to win should be!
Off yourself mate.

SniperWish
SniperWish

win top
mid got crushed by kat
auto lose game because she kills my squishies before I can do anything
woo

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

just take your dick out lol

likme
likme

FF
What?

ZeroReborn
ZeroReborn

what

whereismyname
whereismyname

the person who throws a bitchfit and forces the game to end when they are in a bad spot is the mature one
lmao fucking surrendercucks are a joke

Booteefool
Booteefool

anyone want to be a 5th in a mid silver flex game?

happy_sad
happy_sad

fuck you i dont fucking care about your "never give up" when its a 4v5. I fucking wish this game was like overwatch and i could just fucking leave the match and take my loss without punishment if some tard decides to leave the match

Evilember
Evilember

guys help idk what to buy on leona after locket!!!

Fuzzy_Logic
Fuzzy_Logic

tfw Viktor is shit right now

Without the old runes his early game is beyond bad.

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

why do you think you deserve the right to ruin games for others without punishment?

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

leona
help
You have your over-synergy with aftershock to abuse and generous hitbox for Zenith, enough that I can fit sewing needles between it and the allies I see it hit.

You deserve nothing.

Flameblow
Flameblow

Who needs Viktor when you have Swain daddy available

Spamalot
Spamalot

ruin games for others
someone already left and made it a 4v5 so its only fair that you are held hostage until the game ends

Flameblow
Flameblow

yeah i'm sure you only leave when someone else left
that's why you get repeated leaver warnings
you keep being an entitled bitch, i'll make sure the match lasts at least 20 minutes.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

this. you either not having fun playing tanks or not having fun picking anything else and feeding your ass off. top is the shittiest role rn after support

Emberfire
Emberfire

troll as much as you want
no punishment(unless some redditor puts you on the front page)
say nigger once
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE BANNED 14 DAYS GOY

cum2soon
cum2soon

I NEVER FUCKING SAID I LEAVE GAMES YOU FUCKING RETARD. Learn to fucking read i said I WISH this game was like overwatch where i WASNT HELD RANSOM in a lost match because we have a leaver

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Did vladfag actually kill herself?

viagrandad
viagrandad

Hopefully.

cum2soon
cum2soon

I NEVER FUCKING SAID I LEAVE GAMES YOU FUCKING RETARD
leavebuster 3rd day in a row
?

Emberburn
Emberburn

Redemption, thorny mail ( if vs soraka or fed enemy adc, zed, yasuo etc ), Knightly vow

Nude_Bikergirl
Nude_Bikergirl

You do realize there is 121 posters in this thread right?

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

you do realize if you interject into an anonymous conversation without separating yourself things get confusing? you even said you were salty about being punished.
surrendercucks can't into basic logic

Flameblow
Flameblow

punished by having to waste 10+ minutes in a lost match with a team that doesnt want to surrender.

Also you lack fucking reading comprehension if you assume im leaving matches when i clearly stated that 4v5 isnt fun or worth it and rest of team shouldnt be forced to stay if one person leaves

Soft_member
Soft_member

crash in champ select
MULTI BILLION

Playboyize
Playboyize

kalista is green tho

Gigastrength
Gigastrength

Is Warring Kingdoms Azir ever going to be available again?

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

It's only illegal if you get caught user

SMALL I N D I E

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Would you accept a blowjob from Riven in exchange for her to sleep in your couch for the night?

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

only if get to share the couch and spoon

Methnerd
Methnerd

This is your support for promos. Say something nice about him.

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

Deadalus into BKB

I asked Riot to remove it from the store forever as it offended my Asian heritage, sorry but unless you roll luck on boxes the answer is never ever.

idontknow
idontknow

Would smash

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

Please do not take advantage of Riven. She is a good girl!

SniperGod
SniperGod

Every Chinese new year.

farquit
farquit

I’d let her do it for free then I’d turn her in to Noxian authorities while she sleeps

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

any build for swain? i just ROA into zhonyas and rilay/lyandri, but i wanna know if someone has another imput
He's pretty fun. his W is pretty shit for damage tho, but if they act like retards and step on it you get a good chunk of health

StonedTime
StonedTime

tfw so bad just lost to bots in 3v3

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

I'm not that kind of person, user. I'd let her stay for awhile until she found another suitable place to crash.

but first I'd make sure it was okay with my BF Ezreal

girlDog
girlDog

Daily reminder that I will not accept fun on my rift

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

Is neace /ourguy/?

Booteefool
Booteefool

strong, but secretly starving
I'm making sure she actually eats something, first off. Next thing you know she collapses and hurts herself. I'll accept being a lap pillow though.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Oh yes i remember Blizzards leaving system from SC2.
Ally leaves game literally as the game loads in.
No punishment at all for that clown.
Win the game after a 35 minute long 3v4 struggle.
Leaver even gets a win and points.
I fucking hate RIOT for alot of things but atleast their leaver policy is somewhat ok.
What i would like to see is that the rest of the team split the gold income between the remaining team members if there is a leaver.

King_Martha
King_Martha

That's the guy that looks like Michael J Fox right?

Bidwell
Bidwell

yes
neace, hashinshin, cowsep and wickd are our boys

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Its only fair the game is over when it ends.
Wait what?
I got banned for jokingly saying 'Im a nigger from Ghana' when someone on our team asked where we were all from. I wasnt even insulting anyone... Nicu Gamu Rito

Booteefool
Booteefool

Stop bullying me for picking Sona

hairygrape
hairygrape

Post thighs you slut.

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

be silver 2
spam ganks enemy vayne in lane
all other lanes are winning
she gets 3 items
solo carries
"what the hell let me check his op.gg"
riven main toplaner
started playing vayne 10 games ago
90% wr
playing with a filthy silver janna main who has a girl's nickname

FUCKING BOOSTERS I SWEAR
the janna was talking shit in all chat the whole game
fuck egirls

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Then play with some form pressure!

RumChicken
RumChicken

enemy support picks Sona
rape her every chance I get

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

I love being Lux and ulting 5 times in a single team fight.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Same but with zilean mid

Soft_member
Soft_member

remind me when legacy servers are out and I can play Old Urgot again.

TreeEater
TreeEater

fuck off carrot OldGot was shit

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

Riven. Soraka. Impregnation. Hand-holding.

Harmless_Venom
Harmless_Venom

Remind me when legacy servers are out and I can use nude mods again.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

get lvl 16
ults your carry
win fight alone

enemy comes to gank
kill them both

he was fun, FUN!

LuckyDusty
LuckyDusty

And yet if Ornn does it twice, he gets kicked down to 46% WR. And then nerfed again.

Sir_Gallonhead
Sir_Gallonhead

She used to be top tier with klepto, sadly rito gutted her Q damage by 50%, yes a whole 50% all in one nerf. She's in a pretty bad spot right now

Methnerd
Methnerd

get lvl 16
ults your carry
enemy thresh lanterns them out while the enemy butchers your now out of position ass.
ftfy

Emberfire
Emberfire

KYS ORNN PLAYER
KYS YOURSELF ORNN PLAYER
KYS ORNN PLAYER
KYS YOURSELF ORNN PLAYER
KYS ORNN PLAYER
KYS YOURSELF ORNN PLAYER
KYS ORNN PLAYER
KYS YOURSELF ORNN PLAYER
KYS ORNN PLAYER
KYS YOURSELF ORNN PLAYER

RumChicken
RumChicken

ywn play futa Cowgirl Miss Fortune again

She was the best with her leather cocksock.

massdebater
massdebater

tfw even girls have a bigger dick than me

Inmate
Inmate

t. bad at oldgot
i get it man he was a high iq champ

Supergrass
Supergrass

those exist, they're stuck in a season 4 patch last I checked. Buggy as fuck too.

takes2long
takes2long

redpill me on going raw in an escort

TechHater
TechHater

Become a girl then.

Don't do it.

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Would you like to die young?

MPmaster
MPmaster

n-no

I must get you in all my games then. Enemy team tunnel visions me all game and then my team blames me when I die a lot.
Do you play Ali? I had one posting in all chat about actually dicking me every time he got me killed one game. And he uh...killed me a lot.

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

This is kinda funny. Trist and Kalista in an LCK game. The Trist is hard carrying and the Kalista is feeding. Which is funny because Riot want to nerf Kalista and not Trist LUL

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

those veins
fuckin' eww /10

SniperGod
SniperGod

all adcs need nerfs

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

EU/OCE hour
Faggot posting starts

Really makes you think.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

And did you uh... like it, you slut?

MPmaster
MPmaster

Are Ryze mains the most autistic?

massdebater
massdebater

LUL

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

Just Vayne, so I stop seeing this bitch in my games.

Crazy_Nice
Crazy_Nice

i mean if they say they’re clean then its all good

if you still catch something then just kill her shes just a hooker

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

Fearing death is stupid
Why fear something which is inevitable?

Snarelure
Snarelure

anyone ever bought account from accwarehouse? do they get banned?

RavySnake
RavySnake

Urgot ult hits me
Heh nice try faggot I have 50% of my health
Xerath ults

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

farquit
farquit

b-but muh Gnar

Just go nunu top.

iluvmen
iluvmen

I'm the wise man

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

pick literally anything top
be irrelevant
bot wins game for you
it's that easy

w8t4u
w8t4u

Playing Corki
Urgot ults me while i'm full fucking health
"The fuck is he doing"
Zoe paddle star comes in from offscreen
Connects
le screen chains.png

askme
askme

WAKE ME UP INSIDE

I love urgots ult, the most based ult in the game.
They should give him some sort of Ausschwitz skin where his hook/harpoon becomes a train and the victim screams "oy vey" when being pulled in.

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

Yes and bot carried because I shut down Gnar and denied him to get big.

MPmaster
MPmaster

CertainlyT needs to be executed

massdebater
massdebater

xth for cute couple

StrangeWizard
StrangeWizard

Reminder that inting is perfectly allowed while calling them retards for inting is permabannable, while it should be the other way around

Supergrass
Supergrass

What is Irelia thinking about?

SniperWish
SniperWish

Nope but yes
Syndra is my wife though

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

no one fucking cares, just make your new account and get leveling faggot

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Ally flashes when the chains are already flying out

hairygrape
hairygrape

the way of the superior man is to int them back

StonedTime
StonedTime

Inting is not allowed, you are probably an asshole who thinks every early single death in the game is inting, so you rage and make people feel worse and play worse.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

Thanks for the (You), I posted the pic just for that.

Playboyize
Playboyize

I still don't understand why people hate him. None of the champions he's worked on are good.

If anything yshould be pitying the fucker for creating useless champions.

Supergrass
Supergrass

What do you do when your playing Shaco and you get killed in the first 4 or 5 minutes

It feels impossible to come back from, in 30% of games, i'll gank top or mid at level 2 or 3 after saying i'll do so at the start of the game and they leave me to 1v1, occasionally i'll die, leading me to this situation.

Any advice?

Booteefool
Booteefool

He's right, dingus.

Blowing your stack at a person when they're intentionally feeding or refusing to leave fountain is grounds for verbal abuse. Riot doesn't care that it's justified behaviour.

likme
likme

I ran it down mid for 10 minutes straight after the game was over and I still had less deaths than he did at 10 minutes into the game

It gets tiresome to make a new account every month

Methshot
Methshot

because despite not being good they're also not fun to play against

SomethingNew
SomethingNew

Why is it when I play a feast or famine character and famine has hit, I become useless and lose.

Granted you still can win, you just need to be a lot more choosy about the fights or opportunities you're presented.

w8t4u
w8t4u

Thinking about what gift to buy for Syndra's birthday.

Methshot
Methshot

Regarding the CertainlyT drama, I want to demystify something here as some posts here can be kind of disheartening to the team that works on a champ. The designer on a champ does not lead the team that works on a champ. The designer just designs the gameplay mechanics for a champion. There is a huge team that works on all aspects of the Champion and while they all pitch ideas and influence each other the designer is only responsible for the kit at the end of the day.

Often time we say that a designer is leading the design on a champ but not leading the team making the champ. This is because the entire Champions design team gives feedback and helps on all our Champion kits but one designer is the main designer that makes the final call and “leads” the kit design. The E are also lead artists responsible for a champions art and lead writers responsible for there lore.

Dreamworx
Dreamworx

Glad I was of help.

Lord_Tryzalot
Lord_Tryzalot

t. silver

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

I cant get into Morde just because of his aesthetic his giant feet and gross looking mace on his base skin just make me upset

Methnerd
Methnerd

ywn be Syndra and eat Irelia's butt daily

SniperGod
SniperGod

Darius
oOoOoO scary xD
Kalista
useless usless buffed and ahead
Thresh
the lee sin of supports (see: useless)
Yasuo
useless

RavySnake
RavySnake

Do you like this image?

haveahappyday
haveahappyday

try to watch some LCS/LCK
it's just the same 20 champions or so being picked and banned every game
so exciting

idontknow
idontknow

I take back what I said, even silvers know how good a Thresh can be, you're bronze

Deadlyinx
Deadlyinx

Swains new ult is so useless

It doesn't heal enough fast enough to be a sustain one and does no damage that it's not even worth ending it early ever because you lose the crappy health pot effect and 150+ bonus health

SniperWish
SniperWish

ally thresh lanterns the enemy instead of hooking him
can't make this shit up

BlogWobbles
BlogWobbles

thresh & kalista constantly picked
useless

massdebater
massdebater

90% of league can't play Thresh for shit

I never said Kalista was bad. Just useless until fed.

FastChef
FastChef

Yes, it's cute.

Techpill
Techpill

I'll help you sell it safely for a 15% cut :')

TurtleCat
TurtleCat

Just useless until fed.
so like every ADC then?

w8t4u
w8t4u

reminder

Inmate
Inmate

reminder that miss fortune is an ad caster and belongs in the mdilane

Fried_Sushi
Fried_Sushi

play MF mid lane
get instagibbed because assassin shit on her and she has no mobiliy

Booteefool
Booteefool

Just like Jhin and Lucian :^)

Evil_kitten
Evil_kitten

I main Miss Fortune as ADC and never had any problems, but that is an interesting suggestion I could try. Not sure how she is going to survive burst enemies though.

kizzmybutt
kizzmybutt

Cutie.
delete this

Skullbone
Skullbone

deserved
pos dealt much of dmg

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

90% of league can't play Thresh for shit
therefore he's useless

JunkTop
JunkTop

play warwick jungle
enemy picks pantheon, their bot is varus leona
warn for level 2 gank, just stay back or die.
ignores my request and they both die
counterjungle pantheon, pull off a few succesfull counterganks mid and top
see pantheon walking to my red buff while i just showed myself on the map with red
has absolutely no jungle knowledge whatsoever
level 6 ults bot gets another double kill
my bot is 0/9 at this point because they actually tried to dive a leona.

jungle takes actually zero skill. all you need is pointclick cc and damage. makes me sick to my stomach that this guy was autofilled too and just wins. did so many stupid shit. jungle is garbage.

oh and this is diamond elo

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

its like basically the same thing as his old ult except it does slightly more

i dont really see what there is to complain about

desu i think new swain feels pretty damn similar to old swain

TreeEater
TreeEater

Post shit that is not fun

rumble comes back with sorc shoes
take 25 true damage every 0.25 seconds from 600 units (higher than jayce auto range)

BinaryMan
BinaryMan

I have that one saved but it's less detailed for some reason.

Supergrass
Supergrass

Playing Rumble
Laning phase ends

Garbage Can Lid
Garbage Can Lid

playing placements on euw smurf.
who wants to get carried? (d2 main)

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

*follows an aoe cc with his ult on your carries and wins the game*

idontknow
idontknow

both syndrafags are friends now
good now who is a better cocksleeve ?

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

top lane
lane phase ends

oh you sweet naive child

GoogleCat
GoogleCat

DELETE
GNAR

viagrandad
viagrandad

playing rumble top

happy_sad
happy_sad

playing against illaoi on sion
kicking the shit out of her
dodge literally everything for the first 6 minutes and bully the shit out of her in lane
im at like 95% hp and she’s at 20%
she lands 1 (one) E while standing under her tower
I’m now at 10% health and she’s at 40%
I know she’s just a noob stomper who actually sucks but still shit is frustrating

Bidwell
Bidwell

I ain't friend with that thing user, I'm the only Syndrafag here.

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

I'm not that doppelganger. I'm just gifting him some pics

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

I haven't played this game since the beginning of this preseason

How's Aurelion? Is there consensus on the rune setup for him? Is he strong overall (for people who are mechanically good at him)?

whereismyname
whereismyname

I kept a record of my last 40 ranked games.

I lost 17 games. Out of 14 of those 17 games the enemy botlane got first blood.

I won 23 games. Out of 18 of those 23 games my botlane got first blood.

cum2soon
cum2soon

still overpowered

Sharpcharm
Sharpcharm

Checking Surrender at 20 and seeing more nerfs for Ornn every single patch.

Skullbone
Skullbone

cute, thanks

iluvmen
iluvmen

sion

only slightly less cancerous than illaoi desu

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Old swain was 5 ravens each second each healing for 5 each on minions or 30 on champions

New swain is 15 per second but scales better with ap once you get 3 items or so

It really doesn't heal fast enough and there's so much mobility in the game now that it's easy to kite him without the slow from old q

Not to mention the damage is worse too. 50 / 70 / 90 (+ 20% AP) old to 35 / 50 / 65 (+14%)

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Still useless. No one can be mechanically good at him.

Methshot
Methshot

Ults to you
PPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTT
+1 KDA

Too E Z

Nojokur
Nojokur

look back at stream every few minutes
zoe has gone from 3-0 to 6-0

Booteefool
Booteefool

Lovely

Evilember
Evilember

not playing Zed ((((support))))
Never gonna make it brah.

TalkBomber
TalkBomber

Watching this Zoe on LCK just makes me angry. How the hell did this go through any balance team?
Q is Nida spear on steroids and Nida spear was nerfed for a good reason
W is just shit ton of free power for literally no reason and also adds retarded rng element to laning phase
E is pretty much the best CC in the game bar non. Imagine if BC grab had all these special snowflake expectations and bonuses on it
R could be ok skill but just enables the rest of the kit to be turbo cancer
Passive is shit tons of free damage but it's ok because she has only 0.25 damaging abilities :^)
And the only real counter is just to not let her farm haha! Like commit at least 4 players on your team to shut her down! Not like 1 sleepy bubble won't decide the whole team fight in the late game anyway. Thank god Zoe players are shit in my elo just like everyone else.

CouchChiller
CouchChiller

another rework, another champion I will stop playing

this is how a game dies

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

stop maining garbage cancer my man

inb4 pretending you mained old warwick or some shit
prove it

Burnblaze
Burnblaze

trying to get into the healslut business. how do I properly utilize janna's R? I know I can use it to cancel things like dashes and jumps from enemy, but in teamfights, my instinct is to use it to heal my team, but oftentimes I end up also pushing away the enemy which can let them escape..

New_Cliche
New_Cliche

Lunar new year and Valentines within like a week of each other
Still haven't fucking started the valentines event

WHERE IS IT RIOT

Booteefool
Booteefool

You latch onto your adc's dick and keep it safe and wet at any cost.

massdebater
massdebater

see scariest enemy go in
press R
get to d5

AwesomeTucker
AwesomeTucker

Its main use is to peel your carries away from assassins and shit like that. But it has a lot of other uses too

BunnyJinx
BunnyJinx

correlation but no causation

its like those people who quote how most basketball games can be determined by who wins the opening tipoff, not because winning the tipoff is crucial to success but because usually the better team will win the tipoff

happy_sad
happy_sad

Was my go-to antitank ap toplaner, didn't main him. Not gonna touch this bursty cc mage shit.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Her face is very anime there but I still like it.

Stupidasole
Stupidasole

xth for my wife Syndra

MPmaster
MPmaster

The fact that either bot lane gets so many of the first bloods is massive in itself. Small sample tho.

Evilember
Evilember

shoves cock in her mouth
not so fast

VisualMaster
VisualMaster

Old warwick with a doran's ring was a good pocket pick againsy bruisers and ranged chapions. He had literally the best sustain in the game.

Carnalpleasure
Carnalpleasure

Is Janna actually useful? I tried really hard to be good at her in 2016 but she was just not as good as a Blitz, for instance, or a Lulu.

DeathDog
DeathDog

no you are just a slut
the other and real syndrafag is a normal person who admires his waifu

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

Puts you to sleep
1 Shots your asshole with a paddle
Not so fast Mooncake

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

Gragas is fun as shit goddamn, dude does basically everything

Fast, healthy, aoe clear. Translates into good wave clear for holding turrets with Q alone. Good damage on tank items, god tier CC and mobility, damage reduction on a non-situational click, ridiculously low cooldowns (especially late he's a perma cc machine)

this fat fuck does way too much

viagrandad
viagrandad

top picks
jungle picks
mid goes ad
support goes meme ap
is useless and we lose
why must mids do this to us

Inmate
Inmate

yeah kinda but also botlane is the only lane where basically the supports are just butting heads right from the start because they’re the only players who don’t give a shit about farm and immediatley just start harassing each other which is more likely to lead to an immediate balls to the wall all in play, compaired to mid or top where sure you do get lvl 1 all ins and shit but that usually just leads to burned flashes and also a lot of champs just want to chill and farm until lvl 6. By compairison I don’t think theres a single support who’s not basically just looking for an all in window right off the bat, by default, in every matchup

PurpleCharger
PurpleCharger

She is the best support!!!
tank "supports" are just a meme!
Ann I do not think that someone overwright

askme
askme

Yeah and he's a broken piece of shit for it, he's practically lee sin how he'll never ever be bad

PackManBrainlure
PackManBrainlure

admires his waifu
First he doesn't even waifu her, also he literally only copies my posts and replies to random anons and never once talked about her.
But nice try.

Firespawn
Firespawn

Janna=peel
Lulu=zoning
Blitz=engage

you pick them for different reasons

RavySnake
RavySnake

is janna still good after the nerfs? i want some freelo and lulu is always banned

StonedTime
StonedTime

overweight * like gragas is healthy! I meant!

Raving_Cute
Raving_Cute

She takes a lot more skill to master than most people give it credit for. A bad Janna will for instance always aim the tornado straight, a good Janna will know to aim it backwards along her retreating path instead.

The proble is Janna kit is so busted even bad Jannas can do well with her.

takes2long
takes2long

I want Soraka to make sweet love to me and bear her child.

Techpill
Techpill

Janna has the best disengage in the entire game.

Emberburn
Emberburn

If I want to peel I definitely do not pick Janna. Nami and Sona would be better. All Janna has going for her is the slow spell that does no damage and the tornado that never hits.

SniperWish
SniperWish

This! Janna is not braindead like dumb adc mains say!

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

plat
not making it brah

MPmaster
MPmaster

but he said she's braindead you retard

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

Someone once told me this and I tried it.
enemy in front of me
aim tornado backwards
it fires backwards into nothing
???
not sure what I expected
y-yeah thanks /lolg/

Methnerd
Methnerd

If I want to peel I definitely do not pick Janna. Nami and Sona would be better.

what did he mean by this

Need_TLC
Need_TLC

The keyword is retreating. Shooting it backwards won't do anything if the enemy isn't following you. That said you can still use it to zone and disencourage, so even if it doesn't hit anything it still did its job.

eGremlin
eGremlin

Dead

Boy_vs_Girl
Boy_vs_Girl

That's what I fucking said. It's like putting some spergs in Gordon Ramsay's kitchen and expecting them to make some fine dish.

They'll only come out of it with chicken tendies.

massdebater
massdebater

veekyforums.com/thread/204574725/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/204574725/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/204574725/video-games
veekyforums.com/thread/204574725/video-games

likme
likme

Lee Sin
Gragas
Orianna
Gnar
Galio

Why are these champions so perfect?

SniperGod
SniperGod

woah, thats screwing with my eyes

Firespawn
Firespawn

Upgrade!

Poker_Star
Poker_Star

therefore it's easy to tell who's good and who's not by seeing who goes for supposedly impossible hooks but are clearly relying on the generous, disgusting hitbox
That's better

Ignoramus
Ignoramus

Not him but
My old summoner name was Warwick Rawr.
Im not even meming...

Bidwell
Bidwell

Literally just image posting without further thread contribution.
Go
Neck
Yourself

TechHater
TechHater

the ult turret was the main thing you used to stay alive when the enemy sends their team to deal with you though

5mileys
5mileys

It gets worse when their midlane roams top. And then it goes to hell when their botlane rotate up top.

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