/2hug/ - touhou general

Previous thread >So what is this game?
Touhou is a bullet hell game made by ZUN. Instead of ship or robots it features anime girls fighting youkai and such.

>I have a question!
pastebin.com/1TdrXtCD (embed) (Includes FAQ, netplay guide, 1cc charts and more)

>Where can I get the games?
moriyashrine.org/ (For separate game downloading)
nyaa.si/view/979648 (All in one pack)

>Touhou 16 and 15.5 on steam! Please support the official release.
store.steampowered.com/app/745880/__Hidden_Star_in_Four_Seasons/
store.steampowered.com/app/716710/_Antinomy_of_Common_Flowers/

>Tips for new players~
moriyashrine.org/intro-to-touhou/

>Download and apply Vpatch for reduced lag, MoF MarisaB glitch fix, extremely high FPS fix and Windowed screen adjustment.
en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Game_Tools_and_Modifications#Vsync_Patches
[YouTube] [Tutorial] Setting up VSync Patch for Touhou Games (Read Description) (embed)

>Fangames pastebin (Contains a fixed version for game breaking bug in FMW2)
pastebin.com/Jc2e0wLm (embed)

>/2hug/ Highscore Spreadsheet! (If you want to submit score, use the term 'score' somewhere in your post)
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Bl1ZiZUqNdbP2OK_W7q6xG6A6FIG78LPfJQrouu6ol4/edit#gid=1978990074

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Reminder to report and ignore shitposting

You forgot the "Touhou is a game..." thing.

This thread is going to get deleted. I can feel it.

i, for one, welcome our returning (embed) [youtube]

This is thread #107 by the way

God this is making me laugh like a idiot, thanks I needed it after losing my files due to corruption.
Not if we have hope.

Shion is my wife!

blessing this thread with lots of on-topic and non-shitflinging discussion.

why is she so poor?

She give everything to charities! what a pure soul

I don't know why they call her player 2 Mokou, she looks like Cirno and Reimu's Potara fusion

New thread, new Tougiou update mega.nz/#!kgtX3JaL!7UdKxbkclJmg2dLjHUK9T92ehChUbAODqWKn5bOsud8

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Let’s take it slow this thread, ok?

would you say that we should
take it easy?

wake up /2hug/!

The OP is shit and I lost all of motivation to post meaningful discussions

What tv show would your 2hu watch

Not him, but I imagine Reimu would watch the forecast

Sanae's favorite show is Foreplay.

What's Reimu's most pathetic excuse for losing in any of the game's bad endings?

>tfw don't watch TV anymore
is it the kind of show I think it is?

Reimu: boreball
Marisa: she'd claim to watch whatever everyone else is watching, but she's too busy to watch tv

I need more non-H doujins materials to read.
Please recommend more.

Happy Life by Omchicken

Will begin reading it now. More please.

that slut. i bet she's already gotten into bed with him

exhentai.org/g/811695/5c5262619d/
in which a youkai gets butthurt that her kind are being eaten by humans

Alright nevermind, this is pretty great.

exhentai.org/g/613094/173d3c5899/
Reimu and Sanae fucking die

Why does Raisin always get the short end of the stick? Is she made just to suffer?

exhentai.org/g/641616/a6a37bdc02/
a comic made by someone with actual talent

She's the victim of a meme being taken too far.

exhentai.org/g/789736/624b449941/
the only artist who noticed that marisa needs aviator goggles.

dynasty-scans.com/chapters/why_she_was_murdered
dynasty-scans.com/chapters/ichirin_murasa
‘Why she was murdered” doujin is pretty good if you don’t mind the art. Ichirin and Murasa is pretty heart-warming doujin. Fuantei and Kakao are pretty good too.

Legitimately loving every laugh. Thanks for this one.

WAKE UP, /2hug/!

Too busy playing monster hunter

no

Stop playing Monster Hunter and come meet your /2hug/ quota, you filthy Charge Blade user.

Not that guy, but did you just assume what weapon he uses?

I'm a greatsword user, through and through. The weight, the heft, the feeling of slamming a monster with a giant chunk of another one, with no gimmicks. Simple, yet effective. Truly, the most aesthetic of weapons. Just you, your slab, and a monster.

Did you kiss your mother with that mouth you spin2win peasant?

>greatsword
Kys. The longsword is where the fun at.

What Monster Hunter weapon would your 2hu use?

>using knock off greatswords

Lol, get a load of this faggot

Marisa would use the most overpowered one.

without shitposting for a moment, my 2hu is youmu. I'd say its self explanatory

>hit and run strategy
Even sns users have bigger dicks than gs users. Pussy.

Okina!

What is it that makes girls like Kanako so easy to bully?
Lance is the best desu, especially in World.

Kanako would choose the most charismatic weapon, longsword.

Reisen will use HBG, LBG, and would be a Dragon Piercer-spamming fag.

Thank you Okina-san for giving us the first genuinely good extra boss theme since... since... ummm...

lul

>Hit and run

What kinda piss ass GS users have you been playing with. I charge in, and i STAY in.

I want /mhg/ to leave

Too bad.

Those zunpets are godly just like her.

Goodnight, /2hug/!

>Do some tech work
>Have to set up person's internet for the first time
>See given internet password
Gensokyo is closer than it seems

could tohos exist?

Yes

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She forgot to dab.

Burning down the house

Hey, Ichirin is kinda cute.

>control shitposting
Don’t make this place like /jp/

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She might not be that outstanding but she's still a nice girl.

>Tfw the blood in your cake isn't from a virgin.

Cute

Is the UFO gang the nicest bunch overall that (mostly) wouldn't try murdering or torturing you in some way?

She is probably one of the most decent members of Byakuren's little hippie club.

Murasa is a serial killer. And Nazrin mice have a taste for human flesh. And Nue is just somewhat of a twat in general. Otherwise, they're pretty decent.

Miko's little gang of historical dropouts are probably more friendly towards humans. though. Even if you do have to ignore their occasional bouts of supervillainy, and desire for Youkai genocide.

This was a pretty nice doujin. I always like bullied Sanea headcanons.

Help
I keep getting crucified on a burning cross

Stop pretending to be the son of god around 30-33 AD then.

I must seek vengeance for mantis shrimp.

>Murasa is a serial killer.
slander

by the brass tacks of the term, and murasa's nature as a youkai, thats actually a pretty apt description.

goodnight /2hug/

night

Fuck this rabbit's bullshit ring pattern. I could never figure out how to reposition before they appear without getting clipped.

But after watching this webm a few times I realize they remain stationary when they aren't visible.

The quality came out pretty nice this time for under 3 MB. Good shit

You know, of all the last words, it seems like invisible full moon is probably the easiest one.

Really? I almost always capture Wriggle's but I get spanked by Mystia on her last word

Drown victims doesn’t mean dead victims you know

I mean, I'm not good enough to get to them myself, but having watched people beat it, it seems really easy.

No, it does, it is literally the dictionary definition of drown.

drown
verb
die through submersion in and inhalation of water.
"she drowned in the pond"

synonyms: suffocate in water, inhale water; go to a watery grave
"he nearly drowned"

deliberately kill (a person or animal) by
submerging in water.
"he killed his wife then drowned himself in a fit of despair"

submerge or flood (an area).
"when the ice melted, the valleys were drowned"

I can’t believe you didn’t realize it was a joke

Sure is fucking hard to recognize it as a joke when it's over text and there are people who unironically believe that.

Yeah, I remember a long time ago when buddhistfags tried to say something along the line “Where did it say the victims died from drowning?”.

Yep. It's difficult to sift through genuine delusion and actual humor on this thread sometimes.

Invisible Full Moon is just a regular spellcard, but Udonge's actual Last Word is even easier.
The actual easiest LW is definitely Mystia's. It's just bullets flying in a straight line.
>I almost always capture Wriggle's
Teach me your secrets, senpai.

>Invisible fullmoon is just a regular spellcard but her actual last word is even easier
Bune just can't get a break can she?

When did you lost your respect for ZUN?

I don't like the orientation flipping in DS. Landscape feels almost useless compared to portrait, the bosses are usually farther away then in STB so 95% of my time has been spent in portrait which feels cheap.

>I don't like the orientation flipping in DS
I don't like it anywhere, desu.

Good morning 2hug.

That's looking good user, do you take requests for your next work?

I really like that picture of Reisen. Just saying.