/owg/ - Overwatch General:MAKE A FUCKING THREAD EDITION

>Blizzard world will be a thing in your lifetime if Activision/Blizzard get bigger

>How to ACTUALLY buff McCree

They're at the same level as torb and sym mains at this point, so nah.

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>be Reaper main
>play 15 games today (12 quick play, 3 arcade)
>win 12
sux my dix

Who Reaper?

>quick play
>arcade
>wants his dick sucked
You can't make this shitup

Whenever Chu gets done with his epic novel of a Japanese Samurai breaking the flower of a virgin European blonde nurse nun

>using gold weapons
Disgusting.

>shooting a projectile into a bubble
>being surprised when it does nothing

I'm not surprised, I was upset that it came at the perfect time to cockblock me.

and dva needs a nerf

>Be Mercy main
>Decide to play comp
>Get yelled at by team to switch off
>Lose SR all day, drop from plat to silver
>All because of a "nerf"
I FUCKING HATE YOU GUYS! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SUCK SO MUCH AT RHE GAME THAT THEY HAD TO NERF MERCY

If you pause it you can see the sleepdart hitting genji and drawing blood before the bubble

>guys what if we made mercy unkillable and let her fly around the map at 670mph reviving anyone who dies ever

nice ping

My dick is diamonds. Also
>homos will complain about this

Thanks

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>Shitty Dva gets lucky and matrixes my ult
>”Hanzo I eat ur dragons for BREAKFAST” in chat

Why do I always get matched against fucking retard kids.

>play a character for kids
>surprised when kids taunt you

Will Overwatch be Labo compatible?

How the fuck do you play with ping that high?

>those nipple pumps
>chest armour disappearing under her boobs
that costume design is horrid. there are heaps better ways to show off the tits without it looking like trash good lord

Overwatch is for kids

Fag

Oh fuck I forgot the event was this week, I did my arcade lootboxes already.

LOOK AT THIS FAG AND LAUGH

r63cucks have no concept of taste or design, ignore their mental illness.

By reminding myself that it's better than playing 3700 games in Aus.

Just buy some :^)

>being Australian
Well, it sure beats western yuro servers filled with russians.

>a woman is on mic

Well fuck my ass and call me susy, I guess we've lost this match boys

Already bought 50 of them ahead of time, I'm getting some good shit this time around

Mei you find wealth and treasures.

The event is going for 4 weeks this time

is dog event live yet?

>there's a reaper on your team
>not in voice
Guess we lost this one desu

>t. Faggots

Buy another 50 just in case, even if you get everything for this even you can save them for the next one.

just bought 2 lootboxes today, I'm ready

Hmm, I wonder what genji looks like under the mask...

Nope

Im a filthy casual who barely plays.

I hear a lot of crying about mercy nerfs, is she actually underpowered now? I feel like she has been top 10 ever since the game launched, they are pandering to shitty gril gamers and it pisses me off, is this finally her end?

Overwatch is fun.

Good idea, gonna have to borrow some money from my dad though

It's a bad design but 95% of r63 art is more about drawing porn than coming up with an actual good design.

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>crippling social anxiety
I can't overcome it to use voice chat. So many people are assholes. The fuck do I do?

Just talk, no-one cares. Honestly, there's so few people in voice most of the time that it doesn't matter. Just call out discords, who's low. Back up etc. When someone calls you out for being shit, just remind them that a crane couldn't carry their fat arse to victory.

Year of the dog, because the chinese love to celebrate the food they eat. :^)

Will you still love Junkrat when it’s revealed he’s a cuntboy?

>is this finally her end?
No, a lot of people are still playing her, but a lot of people are also not playing her. She's still pretty strong if you know what to do with her. That said, the big thing is that she's no longer in every single match, which is what the devs wanted. There's a good chance she'll get another rework before the year ends.

Source?

Is that all you're going to post?

>he gets paid triple figures for this shit
>shipper retards on /owg/ defend him because they think he will confirm there ship 10 years down the road

How the FUCK did he remove his tits in the middle of a radiated Australian outback?

>There's a good chance she'll get another rework before the year ends.
NO. IT'S TIME TO FOCUS ON OTHER HEROES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Do you think Junker Queen will have voice lines where she mocks the rest of the chestlet female cast for their lack of boobage?

>play in EU
>always get matched with Frenchies who can't speak english

Maybe if this was TF2 she would

I could post about your mum being a whore but I am fucking your dad right now, brb.

I'll take French over russians tbqh. At least they understand English. Even when playing on UK serbs with 20ms PING, I'm infested by russians.

I wonder how much of that shit he just makes up on the spot, cause I have a feeling he'll completely forget about that if he's asked about it in a few weeks

>faggots got mad about the lewds of symmetra In the outhouse
>faggots got mad about Tracers ass

I hate Valve but at least they don't give a shit about what the more retarded part of there fanbase thinks

I'd be surprised if he didn't when it comes to these irrelevant "facts". Maybe he writes them down somewhere.

>I wonder how much of that shit he just makes up on the spot,
200% of it. I made the typo of 2 and It's still true.

Considering the fact he forgot about DVas back story I want to assume that's the case 90% of the time. Metzen was corny but he at least cared about the lore a good percentage of the time and tried to keep it consistent. Also

>inb4 green orc jesus

Thrall wasn't a self insert. He was an imaginary gay boy friend.

Knife.

Just win baby

Posting the best ass in Overwatch

I think you posted the wrong gif because I don't see a donkey

this joke is cancer

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I've lost track of how many loads I've blown to her and her ass specifically.

no

>Metzen
>caring about the lore
Don't kid yourself.
For the record Chu wasn't the fuck up in this case, it was SC2 dev team. That's not to say that Chu's a shit writer, though.

They could have hired anyone and yet they hired him

wrong

>That's not to say that Chu isn't a shit writer, though.
I'm feeling too retarded right now. For the record, yes, I'm calling Chu a shit writer.

Here's another one, but I play on 5ping and the highlight was saved directly from overwatch

Sancho Panza hero when?

Wromg

They hired Jeff and all he did was shit talk on EQ. I'd say Chu's the least of the concerns here.

Sorry I don't see the constellation of cancer nor did I make a reference to the constellation of cancer in my post

Whoever came up with this sheer fisting of a meta can go fuck themselves. Do me a favor so I don't waste my guild's time on this kind of jackass shit-fest again, send me an email at [email protected] when you decide to A) Implement a competitive mode and meta that wasn't designed by a retarded chimp chained to a cubicle A.)Get a Quality Assuarance Department C) Actually beta test the fucking thing and D) Patch it live. And please for god's sake -- do it in the order I laid out for you. Don't worry, I won't charge you a consulting fee on that one. And for good luck you might as well E) Pull your heads out of your arses. While you're at it rename the game to BetaWatch since you've used up you're alotted false advertising karma on the Overwatch League and League tokens twitch scam of '01.Fix the Mercy meta. Fix Junkrat. Rethink your forced fifty bullshit. Fix all the buggy motherfucking ultimate (I suggest you let whoever made the Genji one do this since that dude apparently laid off the crack the rest of you were smoking). Fix the performance based SR system. Fix toxicity reports (just guessing it's fucked up considering your track record). Don't have the resources to fix this stuff? Move the ENTIRE balancing team over to pre-emptively banning people from social media AND DO IT NOW. If you don't fix Symmetra, you jackasses will be the only ones playing Overwatch.

Ummm sweety mom ass is best ass

Nice

I always feel bad for people who waifu tracer, I really do. She lives in the same world with this ass, she wouldn't give those guys the time of the day.

What should I, as a gold level roadhog main be learning or trying to master? I always hit my hooks but I am unsure what separates me from plat and diamond players