Retarded lizard edition
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Retarded lizard edition
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I think this lizard is a precious treasure
tfw no roegadaddy to hold you in his arms and tell you everything is ok
I play this game
Want to try playing as a male
EB doesn't want me to fanta
This isn't fair.
I look down in derision on nearly everyone here.
Break the EB. Anyone who cares about your character isn't worth your time.
what the other WHM thinks, during 15+ farm runs, and no it doesn't matter we're doing fine
The SCH shouldn't be doing succors, that's my job, also they shouldn't raise even though their ping is lower so they're getting in before my macro goes off, also wow the tank just went really low on that tankbuster should have had a shield a wimiper tank would have been toast
what they say
alphinaud I liked his ARR voice actor better.
His arr va was really good
I use japanese voices because those are the originals and they don't change.
play female race
get a gf
she's doesn't care what race I play in game
I did it bros
Yeah, he had a softer tone in ARR and it fit his looks.
I always play xiv drunk and it usually ends with me being awkwardly fishing for erp.
Pedro, is that you?
Warrior of Darkness in English is GOAT though.
i can't stop hearing Scanlan Shorthalt when i revisit ARR cutscenes, and it ruins my
Annd dropped it.
POST CHARACTERS AND SONGS
Seriously though. When are they bringing out better customisation for males? WTB better facial hair
right after they add tattoos
i always thought kpop was gay but that was a good song
*posts lo fi hip hop mix*
i have good taste in music
You don't mean the napoleon dynamite guy do you?
There used to be a poster here with a character that used a horrible midlander male moustache and her character was called Pedro.
can anyone on aether help me unsync dusk vigil please
Sure logging on right now, throw up a pf
When will we be able to buy plots for personal use again?
How should we know?
ah shit something came up will you be around in 20-30 minutes? sorry
I was gonna go to bed but I can stay up user, when you wanna join it'll be up in private under X.L. pass 6969
Just how firm is Albert, anyway?
I love you Xiao and your airplanes too
I don't understand.
In time you will understand
still no mooncat gf
still no Au ra gf
I'm fine with this, actually.
just saw Elk in Coerthas
Does he even play the game?
He mainly stalks people he wants to shitpost.
That's his erp balmung alt
hasn't he been playing for years? he doesn't even have a level 70?
WELP, we had a good 52 posts.
hes botting the msq on his alt, please dont be mean to him or open a trade
Don't reply to me elkfag
Don't pretend to be me you shitter.
He just stalks people and shitposts them
Elk is chemo
Nobody is safe from Elk and he is obsessed with Ippiki and CG and will do anything to turn their loved ones against them.
Stop name dropping yourself for attention you fat cow.
You disappoint me, /xivg/. You used to be stronger than this
So wait is elk a tranny asian? Was that pic earlier really "him"? If so no wonder he is so insane, always the fucking asians who cause the most drama.
He's a Mexican
Wouldn't the drama be to blame on everyone posting about him?
We just did dusk vigil together there for the clear.
yall need to chill out lol
Fuck off tranny.
i am a man and have always been a man and always will be a man
Do your best today, user!
It's always the trannies
leg going into thigh
I wanna pump this fish
wanting to pump elk's alt
I want to pump Elk
Does Elk ERP?
please for the love of god make an album
wanting an album of elk's alt
Yup on alts. Mebe Futa is one of his erp alts.
tfw no cutie to call mommy
Nice try elk.
boys cant be moms user
It's fairly obvious that it's Myron, I've come across him on at least 5 different alts on Mateus.
I think if you synergize well enough together with someoen to the point of EB-ing them (which should be something special, if you even care for it) then they should be able to handle you playing a male character. Simple as that.
That guy is an actual huge fucking creep
man i wanna fuck the shit out of this puttel
I love your character!
why does it matter whos alt it is?
post more feet?
hey frien please send tell
Its time to stop elk.
mywon please stop pretending to be me its weird
/xivg/ is always dead in the morning
Let's make it alive then.
OH NO NO NO NO
its cringey but its not aesthetically un-appealing as far as tattoos go like it could have been a lot worse
may I pump yours?
its a friend of mine, but they ARE a good pump
you always have the best characters jfc
well whoever they are, tell them that their character is perfect for raising dongs
she needs to lose 15 pounds.
i'm appalled that a fellow legacy player could let their body go like that. we need to set an example for the common rabble to folloe.
the worst part about this is the scoliosis
Ask them if they're up for getting pumped
how skinny are you user? with proof please
tfw you'll never have a perfect bod like miqo'te
Butts are extinct in Eorzea, though.
that is overweight to Veeky Forums
Just swimming in pussy am I right?
fucking fat chicks
How often do you leave your cave
She isn't overweight, though. She's a healthy weight, while my BMI is just 17 in comparison
Massive flabby arms
yes she is overweight
xivg. thread for talking about. game. xivg. the video game. finaly fantasy. vid eo games.n games
which lizard face is best, 1 or 2?
every single day
please talking about video games
1. 2 looks depressed all the time and has weird mouths.
Where do I go to unlock methodical appraisal? Google doesnt help at all. Im already lvl 70 botanist and havent unlocked so many spells from my book even tho i have done every botanist quest
If you're talking female, then 2. Fish are literally perfect and I wish I had a cute slightly lewd raiding fish wife
why did roes get all the good assets?
that video-game catgirl body is ideal for all women
fuckin a fat chick lol
sure as fuck all not fat lmeoww
It is though.
People aren't polar bears that need copious amounts of blubber to survive extreme temperatures. We don't need the extra energy stores for intercontinental journeys like migratory birds. Extra fat on people is just additional stress on your heart and joints.
milk me please?
Because we accept the burden of having a walk cycle that looks like we have a broom rammed up our ass, horrific clipping, and ogre memes.
*turns off lite*
here is your daily (you)
Looking for jerk off pal
TWENTY seconds after that was posted. jesus porns exists on the internet you know
THX U MY FREN!!!!!!
Have you guys ever had to cut off contact with someone you met in the game because of how much shit they caused? Even if you've known them for a long time?
id rather jerk off and cum with another cutey boy :3
Pick a server
lame never mind
are you a creeper
yes, just once
I'm not eri
Just a horny guy looking for a nut
myron my man
are you myron
Most have I imagine. MMO's attract nutters like that, the ones that get mad you arent always thinking of them even if they never say hi to ya first. End up shittalking you or your friends to others and expect you to not care if found out. Its a hassle really, even if you've known them years, imo its better to cut contact. Saves you so many headaches and you can get back to enjoying the game without some little shit sending you passive aggresive tells every 5 minutes.
Never heard of her
ones that get mad you arent always thinking of them even if they never say hi to ya first.
Why is this so common?
be nice to myron
he goes nuclear
Elk you need to stop.
Elk (chemo) post
Strange that these posts would target the same person. Surely not the same poster made them?
le one guy
it's pretty obvious if you're not a fucking idiot
tfw no (You)s
I had to cut off contact with a whole FC because of how much shit it caused. Fortunately I heard it collapsed shortly after since one of the guild leaders turned out to be a pedophile.
Getting involved with /xivg/ FCs is always a bad idea.
Who is Myron, anyway? I'm only just now seeing this name start to pop up.
*petpet the mem*
here you go stranger
whats the best way to scare someone from xivg
Whoa fren thx u so much!!!
If they aren't one of the obvious ebins, namedrop them or share their discord in thread.
Be nice to them.
I'm not joking.
introduce them to beepy if male, ippiki if female
Can I fulfill my dream of being a demon samurai girl in this game?
Are you saying Eri J/o's with random guys?!!
the ones that get mad you aren't always thinking of them even if they never say hi to ya first.
This is the most annoying thing.
I wish to lick goth gf's soles
Thanks for the answers. I asked the question because I'm going through a similar problem but it's with friends I've known on the internet for 7 years, not through FFXIV. Also one in particular that I've known in real life for 7 years. Some of them just always feel the need to start drama with me when nothing's happening, and the ones that aren't starting the drama are just standing by and laughing or instigating it. Those ones would side with who has the better insults and shit-talking. We've had our good moments but it's just starting to become jarring.
I'm not usually one for Elezen but that's a very nice character, gj
wtf I can nevr slepe agen...
female au ra are the closest to demon you'll get, though they're not really more kawaii uguu than demonic...
For people with little experience of korean mmo tactics, the reason Square are taking dungeons out with patches is to cycle them back in a year later as "new content".
Please look forward to seeing it back, when you aren't as bored with it anymore.
With these WAR changes are they best kept as OT or MT depending on which other tanks are present?
what did they remove?
taking dungeons out
MT if a DRK is present for sure
I usually don't like Elezen but this is the best character in this general by far
Do you do vore?
ok are you still around
All good things
Things aren't actually good
Am I almost done with ARR? I think I finished all the fun battles.
You're going to make someone upset and send them into a shit-posting frenzy, please stop.
Vore is disgusting, no.
Do you do growth/expansion?
Do you do financial domination?
No. I do this thing called
playing the game.
This is my favourite elezen! ! !
I think you're looking for /terag/
need a hedgehog minion
it depends on peoples preference i don't mind doing either
but i have found some entitled paladins when i ask if they wanna OT or MT
"ofc im OT"
Okay, thank you.
Indeed. I should really put more effort intocrafting but I am too lazy.
are you on memetaeus
Do you do footstuff?
little retarded brother begging for our superior Balmebins
will you strangle me while stepping on my junk and calling me a worthless piggie?
Twice with people from here, once in this game with someone not from here
no I'm just trying to recruit crafters for my FC
I'm a lala, would you be willing to
unbirth me? Or at least shove my head inside your vagina and use me as a sex toy? I have insane amounts of gil, I can pay you as much as you need.
I don't give a fuck lmao
"No". Leg stuff is fine.
I wrote that the wrong way around, I am v. sleepy
And I also remembered a third so three not from here one from here
Please? I will meet literally any price, I'm desperate.
want to get bullied/mommied by sefra
character is a toned Amazon and would look super weird subbing
feels shit man
I want this elezen to drive a bulldozer into my ass!
all these people giving vjera attention after all the shit he's pulled and all the drama he's been involved with over the years
What would you do with an Elezen?
And how much would that change if it was male or female?
I literally have no knowledge of any of it. All of that was before my time. And thus, I don't care.
waah stop liking what i don't like!!!
So, what dyes could I purchase from the dye-monger in Ul'dah and make a decent profit on?
It's OK, I've had Highlander and Roegadyn sit before me plenty.
I don't talk about details over the thread.
None, I think. You'd probably make pennies flipping dyes. Not worth.
What do you mean by
"sit before me"?
Do ixali to the point you unlock soot black and white dye
Then you make a profit of dyes
no one ever posts these odd colored skinned characters in daytime. it's always in the dark.
Exactly as I said.
Because the game's lighting is poop.
these are the cutest
I wish to understand your world better.
Try looking into the Warp. You'll get a good idea.
Just started playing today and I'm enjoying it so far. Crafting is pretty neato and actually not a bore. I enjoy the cutscenes too.
Unfortunately their animations are less than great
I don't know what I expected from a flying elephant
the dumb catboy is back
Am I gonna have to throw bombs at him again?
You're a good man.
What's your offer?
*rotates 90 degrees*
*puts fist in palm*
*rotates 90 degrees*
*walks out of frame*
a cute catgirls love
Son of a bitch.
shitposting you for years when you refuse
Wasn't gonna throw away a chance to play a class with polearms
Can't resist the white hair anime look
Looking for a cute lalafell gf for my cute lalafell girl!
Lets not get ahead of ourselves here. You're okay at best. Cats have like 8 in a litter right? What makes you stand out from the rest?
"Forget what I said at the beginning! I really want you to stop!"
Prompt: Throw another bomb at M'zhet!
This is an AMERICAN ONLY general, all you foreigners need to skedaddle.
What? That's 12:09. And it's Eorzean time anyway.
They've been slowly reducing the number of dungeons per patch for some time now. Back in A Realm Reborn we used to get three new dungeons every patch.
Starting with Heavensward they reduced the number of dungeons per patch to two. Now in Stormblood that's been reduced to two for every even patch and 1 for every odd.
That's the Eorzean timezone, you antelope
that doesn't have anything to do with what the guy was saying
You NEED to go back.
Eorzea belongs to the Garleans. GC shitters need not reply
he's a cute midlander boy
do not worry i am on the case!
*revs up jets*
*smirks and begins farting*
*large poops fall onto all catgirls*
fwomp fwomp fwomp fwomp
*sound of poop bombs hitting the countryside*
airstrike completed sir
What is the music used in the King Moggle fight called? Is it the one from Nightmare before christmas?
Nightmare before christmas
I was glad when some ERPing faggot left the FC. Couldn’t make innocent jokes about it without them freaking out.
What housing vendor race did you end up choosing and why? I'm having trouble figuring out which ones are cutest.
youtube.com A-am I retarded?
it's original but you can't deny it sounds a lot like this is halloween
Seven Jesters for Phase 1. Good King Moggle Mog for Phase 2.
Please think before you say something that may embarrass you.
WHATS THE QUICKEST WAY TO GET MY ILVL UP WITHOUT CRAFTED GEAR
First time I did the fight and that was the first song that I thought of.
Thanks cutie <3
Depends on ilevel you want to achieve
Why are all of the catgirl NPCs in this game so good?
Exchange creation tomes for lost allagan shit and do rabanastre for coins to upgrade it and do sigmascape and exchange crystalloids for early model tomestones and exchange them for a lost allagan weapon alongside 1000 creation tomes
or if you can just do byakko for weapons
The only gear I have so far is the level 70 relic / class quest gear and I’d like to catch up so around i340~ I guess
Oh fuck is that shitter here now? I've seen shitshows in so many fucking generals thanks to him
You shut your whore mouth.
What the fuck
Yeah they’re Sefra, the one blue elezen
They’ve been here before and stirred up a bunch of shit before faking their suicide a second time
Been lurking threads for the past few days, since the patch hubbub; semi-interested in returning, same shit as usual. However, I haven't played since pre-PS4, and only ever played PC. I noticed nobody ever talks about the PS4 version, is it as bad as I think it is? I planned on playing PC version again, but as my computer is on its last legs (And I rarely play games on it anymore, anyway), I wanted to keep my options open. I mean, it's obviously not as optimized as the PC version, but is it THAT far behind in performance?
Welp, that's another general down the drain I guess, how is this fuck always already in every game I migrate to
I've never had trouble with the PS4 version.
EXCEPT USING THE FUCKING DIGITAL KEYBOARD, HOLY SHIT
When hope is lost, [email protected] is found.
I used to play on PS4 and it ran fine for the most part, averaged around maybe 45-55 in busy areas with slightly lower settings than PC. FPS could get kinda closer to 30 during busy hunts but that’s all
Idk how it runs in stormblood though this referred to how the game played during HW and ARR
always on the prowl for new orbiters
make alt on primal
sneks because they're sneks
lalafel because I forgot to check where to get allagan nodes and they're easy to hide, and the sneks don't have every vendor type for some reason
I was thinking of doing it to play with some frens. But then I realized all I feel like doing these days is gathering and maybe eventually crafting.
no more (you)'s then
So I'm just about level 35-40 with every gathering and crafting class.
Is this endeavour worthwhile?
Well, I definitely planned on getting a good keyboard if I went the PS4 route.
That's not as bad as I thought. I had some framerate drops on PC, as well, and that PC was able to handle 1.0 in all its optimized glory. Suppose I could deal with it, if I end up declining the PC version. Thanks for the responses.
wtheck y not
How do I get 4 million gil to buy a house?
Like, send help, half the crafting items can't be made without one!
It can be, depending on what you want out of it and whether you're willing to put in the work for certain things. I'm still working on getting all my crafters to 70, but I now have every crafting recipe from ARR to HW, mastercraft books and demimateria books included. Anything I'd ever want to make from that set of goods, I can gather the mats and make for myself. There's a nice sense of accomplishment in being self-sufficient. You can also make bank if you find you really enjoy crafting and sell a lot of new items during patch releases.
one of these houses are not like the others
Can't bind anything to mousewheel scroll
Why is Yoshida a fucking hack?
shit talking V'kebbe
Say your prayers, kid.
You don't get millions of gil overnight unless you really luck out in random drops in maps or are willing to put in the work for crafting. Take every gil into account, especially shards and crystals since people always forget how expensive they can be on the mb.
The empty one!
Wasn't that option literally added in 4.2 though?
If i did not spend every fucking gil I had on gearing up my crafting from the lvl 45 gear to 60 gear, and being able to ACTUALLY craft, I could probs craft a few items that can be sold, i do need lover a quarter million, so hopefully some of my shit will sell.
48 open medium plots in goblet
2 in shiro
4 in gridania
8 in mist
0 large plots in any of the wards
haha, good thing we got new plots with only small shit houses and not more large houses that people actually want.
15 second global cooldown between every action
What did they mean by this?
If you aren't an fc you don't need a large house.
I'm trying but all it does is scroll and stop attempting to bind.
Anyone on Balmung here need a bunch of mats? Just got a bot working and have way more mats than my retainers could handle. If anyone wants any particular mats in bulk, I'll see if I can gather them for you and sell them to you cheaper than market price.
Regular BTN/MIN nodes only.
Then make them FC only. don't tease me with the prospect of having a non-shit house
Cross reference things on the mb with what you can make. Take the sales history tab into account when doing this. Sometimes refined level 30 materials sell really well, sometimes full HQ gear. It all depends on cost of mats vs. potential profits, as well as how long it'll take to sell something. Big ticket items don't sell all that quickly unless they're REALLY rare or new.
tfw had an autism attack and deside to move my hosue 2 plots so i was in front of that dumb tower, i'm glad this place still have a bunch of free plots
i miss seeing people around the ward though, hopefully yoshi gibs personal housing back soon
You know what to do memefeline...
god damn that hair looks like absolute ass on cats
Big subs can be great, don't put yourself down.
tfw you're that asshole with the carbuncle mansion
I am growing stronger.
Please dont let this be a forshadowing of Min joining the dark side... cmon.
Individuals still took large houses. Because you can transfer houses if you have one people just moved up.
don't tease me like this, faerieroe
I want a big sub
I WANT IT BAD
Um no i dnt
also btw is spelled [email protected]
It's ass on everything.
How much would Silver Ore cost me per unit? I've been making glamour prisms en masse recently and I can't get enough.
What? It's not.
can't find anyone to sell my art to
still need 20mil gil for a medium house
Bought the game around New Year and just finished the story up until the current patch. I really didn't like many of the characters.
Raubahn was alright with the Sultana. Thancred was good until they ruined him after he came back from aether land. The lalafell in the scions was good, although I can't remember her name now.
Most of the rest are terrible.
he doesn't just kill diremites for 15 minutes
w e w
It isn't that bad...
yes you do, memecat!!!
Apparently they're 360 gil a piece on the market board. How about I sell them to you for 250k gil per stack of 999?
i aint judging your character as a whole but that hair is fucking abysmal
I have MIN 70 but gathering that much ore takes time that I could be using elsewhere.
Can you do 225k?
Yeah sure. Mind leaving a name or a Discord?
oh no it's retarded
I just wish it was more like the au ra's one on the sides so it doesn't look like a wig or something dum like that
Name our band
is that fold
Can anyone explain to me how to do this?
I have no clue what github api thing does or how to access it and get the end result.
Glamour prisms go for about 1k each or less on Balmung. They take six silver ore (3 per ingot, two ingots) each. At 250 per ore, that's 1500 per prism when you will only get 1000 in return, less for fees.
You do know that you can literally just buy undyed velveteen from the sylph vendor, right?
Crotchrot, and you have to speak in a London accent
ew is right
Just click on either the Firefox or Chrome link depending on which browser you have and install the app with the big ass "ADD TO FIREFOX/ADD TO CHROME" button.
How can you be this unresourceful?
Moew? Did some1 say moew? MOEWMOEWMOEWMOEWMOEWMOEW
RDM / BLM even worth playing any longer?
bombs and roses
after adding to chrome/firefox do I just go to my lodestone ?
There's even pictures in the reddit OP to show you where to go
Why is this cat trying to be obnoxious so hard?
Why do I think it's cute?
Oh I see, thanks. For some reason I downloaded that api thing instead and couldn't get anything to open. Cheers user
my game is just looping the same idle animation over and over and the text box disappeared? Is this fixable or do I have to alt+f4 and do it over again?
Rate my house
Hej hej hej fren. U underestimate [email protected] Is obnoxious effortlessly!!!!!!
Cause is v gud!!!!
Did you accidentally hide UI or something?
What server are you on? I want to headpat you
cute highlander retainer/10
Press scroll lock to see if you accidentally turned off the UI
You probably activated gpose by mistake. Try spamming ESC
press escape, you opened gpose
Balmem! Also on memteus.
Yeah UI was hidden, I'm retarded.
What's your name on Mateus? I tried "Gib You" but it didn't work
what is this 'hater of abe' meme i see going around lately
or rather 'hello hater(s) of X"
It's Gib You. I'm not online on Mateus right now, but I can be if it's headpats time!
Well let me add you and it'll always be headpats time!
Same, Gales, same...
precious sprout OwO
Hi. Dis is Gib You. Pls gib fren invite.
oy vey poor lalajews!
i need this pump
what did he mean by this?
Can you show butt? Midlanders suppose to be better than cat/lizards at it.
After having seen memecat I just want to say that memecat is the cutest cat in the thread
[email protected] really is too good for us
sure as hell not personality wise
Thx u fren! But is spelled [email protected]
what's your balmem name?
no i dont take those kind of screenshots
I think you mean [email protected]
where do I find you
im offline atm but i play on balmung
Umm. [email protected] is just right amount of gud..
V gud personally...
Also Lily Celestine
Could I take those kind of screenshots of you?
oh nvm lol
I DON'T UNDERSTAND
i'm friends with lily but i've never met [email protected]
It's a group of jackasses who essentially run on autopilot trying to stir shit by essentially going "hey, this person personifies what you don't like, how dare you." Apparently where they grew up, all it took to draw together an angry mob is "hey guys, I don't like this guy/this guy hates someone I like! LET'S GET HIM."
only instead of (using beauty and the beast as an example) Gaston it's Maurice after everyone had already decided he was nuts.
Umm. U can always met [email protected] if u like anone!!!
i need this pump
[email protected] is here 2 halp. Wat u need halp w?
buy a shitload of mats from a vendor
don't have enough gil to teleport back to a town
What does it mean if you have a low percentile but a high all star point
nothing because all star points are based on percentile so that not possible
How are the o8s PF groups coping?
This is either a copypasta or peeps are silly gooses that should keep a better eye on the dosh.
still cant clear o5s in pugs
i have 61 gil left
Queue for a dungeon, get like 1k gil
tfw really bad gamer
And now you've learned a very valuable lesson about managing your gil. Walk back.
I need to
cum, care to give me a hand?
Really dumb gamer
are you on mateus? i'll give you some gil so you can tp back since i dont have a twoseater
I wish to have my character's face permanently hidden on all jobs, wearing masks or helmets 100% of the time. Besides the obvious choices for tanks, what gear items would you guys recommend? I'm especially needy for DoH/DoL stuff.
holy shit so this is what the full form of mem looks like
Yeah that too
Hej hej hej. Nop.
Witness tru power
i need this pump
my only son asked me to play this game with him a few months ago
we've never been close, but feel obligated to try to connect with him seeing as his mother died recently
every time i access the game i'm met with utter disappointment: his guy is a slutty woman dressed like a whore, the little shit ignored my calls on christmas but was playing on final fantasy despite that
most recently caught him wearing panties and other women's clothes and speaking in zipperhead tongues on new years eve
packed my clothes and went on vacation without telling him after witnessing this
just got back, feeling a bit more calm
he tells me that i need to get onto the final fantasy game
i log on and he hands me a letter and takes me to the chapel in the forest
he tells me to go inside
it's a little fairy church with a bunch of girls dressed like whores sitting on the benches
his guy begins walking down the aisle with one of his little whore friends
they're both wearing sandals, striped socks and a french maid costume
they're getting married
his little whore friend says in the chat box "Karen, you're the love of my life, I want to spend our days together forever and ever!"
does anyone have a list of all the things to filter to get rid of memtard
How difficulty is Kefka/God Kefka compared to Exdeath/Neo Exdeath?
o8s first stage is fucking easy
god kefka is not easy
i appreciate your oc
Kefka is harder than Exdeath
God Kefka is easier than Neo Exdeath
Can you elaborate?
Edit as needed. Add /IMG/i;boards:vg to get rid of iphone posts. If you have 4chanX and see one of their posts that isn't filtered for some reason, you can click on the arrow next to the post number, go down to filter, and select filename/MD5/name/tripcode/image dimensions.
What the fuck?
Thanks, I'm glad you enjoy it, but...
I'm coming back to the game soon. How do I remake/glamour a male character to be a trap?
Wanna do some more bad gaming tonight in siege?
Goodmorning, /xivg/, what are you all up to today? have you remembered to do your daily beast tribe quests?
Im playing catchup and halfway through that Lakshimi story fight i realized ive completely forgotten how to play MCH. Does anybody have one of those images that show the proper rotation these days?
And how many hours is my queue going to be to do omega 1-4.
post mids and their purposes~!
This mids purpose is suffering
I haven't done my beast tribe quests since early 4.1, sorry cutelander. I'm waiting for PF to get more life so I can get back to attempting to pug my O7S clear. Until then I'll just farm Byakko, I guess
if you're on chaos i'll boost your queue
GIVE ME WAIFUS IN ARMOR RIGHT NOW
I remember crying big baby bitch tears during this. I was so happy but so sad. I wish more NPCs would believe in the WoL and be a source of emotional support. Adventuring is so hard sometimes.
Kefka > Exdeath, tighter enrage over a longer duration.
God Kefka is maybe a notch or two up in terms of grasping mechanics compared to Neo Exdeath as there's more fatal errors to be made on average.
you're fat as fuck
tfw you go to login for dailies but Microsoft decided now was the time for a 3 hour Windows update
Just fucking murder me
No, actually, I'm severely underweight from forgetting to eat or just not really feeling it due to depression but thanks for that.
i wish it was possible to make tall characters look good in slutglams
i see all these pretty, stylish people and i'm just here having to pretty much have my face covered all the time or wear combat gear because none of the casual shirts, bikinis, sweaters, etc look at all good on me
Why do they call it "Kefaust"?
the absolute state of stormbabies
pls no bully, i started in 3.4 and never got around to savage raiding
because back in alexander we had "fausts" in the beginning of a1/a5/a9 which were just basically DPS check dummies until you could get into the actual fight
in omega we dont have those, but instead our last bosses have 2 forms, one being easier than the other
so the first form of each boss gets called faust
spoilered for gore
Because he has a tight enrage. And a lot of regular groups couldn't even kill Faust at all/easily even he was just mini-boss.
He is the gatekeeper too the actual fight.
I also want a friend that's willingy wear slutty clothing or even nothing at all in my company.
"Ada" is Adaelia Blackwood
I am fucking ZONKED.
When is balmung getting unlocked
is this some kind of grand revelation
Never. Stay off my lawn.
i'd put money on it being unlocked sometime before 2019
Anyone on Balmung need any BTN/MIN mats in bulk? Willing to sell things in stacks of 999 for less than market price.
But my friends are there
lofi hip hop
*posts my character and a "lofi" song*
my taste is impeccable
that one catboy player who is into bondage, gagging, blindfolds, femdom, feet, kissing, rape, ear biting/licking, nipple teasing, orgasm denial, bullying, being forced to beg, verbal abuse, cock milking, deepthroating, nursing handjobs, anal fingering, pegging, petting, ear rubbing, being slapped around, having bite marks made all over his body, having his tail pulled, having his dick made into one of those chocolate covered banana treats, having his mouth drooled into, facesitting, and snuggling on the couch
slutglams dont look good on anyone though
there's more than one of us
*gets mad about people having taste that differs from his*
i'm not a jealous elitist asshole
Look inside your heart. You will find
Do we know what the new beastmen gear set looks like?
I need tank or healer queue for sigmascape normal, pronto
are you really one to talk
I have something both of you music connoisseurs would love instead, enjoy!
Are you implying that I have any reason not to.
That's not even close.
considering your primary reason for posting constantly is attention it isn't surprising
So when does the tanks damage start getting closer to each other like people say they do? I still haven't maxed all of them but right now my DK damage is criminally higher than the other two.
responding to falseflagging
Your primary reason for posting constantly is attention.
GUYS LOOK AT MY BLACK SCLERA MOD SO UNIQUE I'M NOT POSTING FOR ATTENTION SILLY BOYS
I still haven't maxed all of them but right now my DK damage is criminally higher than the other two.
Assuming you have equal gear/level on all it might be user error.
hes posting from his pc and his phone to get past the post timer
n-no clearly any of the posts you don't like are actually just someone falseflagging you baka
not posting the superior audio shitpost
Why is Mott so cringeworthy.
so which posts are actually sefra?
the answer is overwhelmingly likely to be at least 90%
Why is Elk falseflagging Vjamal, shitting on Pins and Mott, and
responsible for 90% of the toxic shitposts in this thread?
Do u like the shape of [email protected]'s hed?
I posted the music.
Yes, It's perfect for patting
It's one of the things HW did really well in comparison to ARR before it. SB does it, too, but it doesn't have as much of an effect only because HW picked up the quality right after ARR had a sheer lack of it
am i late for male posting
What do you think he's thinking about, xivg?
Mott is unironically one of my favourite posters and if I had the free time required I'd ERP with him
haurchefant fucking sucked and there's nothing more embarrassing than how much more the writers think you should care about him than anyone else who's died (even still forcing the point as recently as 4.0)
Nothing. Hes merely peeing into the ocean.
Your test is almost as gay as your fashion
Why are you false-flagging Elk
He said something about agreeing to let me watch his naked cat for a few minutes, perhaps that's more up your alley? Do not have to take that much time.
Just rub one of quick.
That's very possible
Are you sure? he stands there everyday and runs away when I try to get closer.
Just like everyone else I try to get close to...
List of the best, cutest posters:
and everyone knows that's not true. You are a good person and a friend.
tfw pins never gets close to you
It's semi a shitpost because I thought it'd be a funny follow up and also that I semi feel that way too
You're a cool person ada
Maybe you should ask yourself some questions then.
I feel like I've lost interest in my eb,can't even be bothered to be as nice and affectionate anymore
I'm depressed I'm worthless please pay attention to me :(
Let me post about how bad of a person I am so people will tell me I'm great :(
Because you're a poisonous human being with little concept of anyone but yourself. It's for the best for them.
you're an amazing person, user! yatta!
Any info on when private housing is going to be available?
it's a hard life here at the top, user
Cuck him with me.
It's how relationship goes. You do still love them don't you and it's your best friend you can talk to about anything?
At the top of what?
ROFLMAO what the fuck even
Yeah I should
Feed my ego, tell me i'm the greatest...
Just the time of day where it's super quiet and I have my thoughts to myself I guess gonna keep my troubles to myself though because it's hard to trust people here with personal stuff
get in an actual real relationship instead of erp
What's an eb even?
Shut the fuck up and make a tumblr for this shit already
seriously That's fair. Just don't dwell on it! Remember to smile and keep yourself distracted go and cook up a meal or something.
The trash heap of course
Very good album.
Don't normally like buta otome but that was pretty nice.
Hyru, Male lizard or Cat boy.
What do I fanta to?
Sit on the top of
my dick instead!
Post initials of someone on your server who you're going to valentine before the event ends!
Hard mode: include race and gender
Valentione mode: Just namedrop them
My valentine is going to be
But I already did the thing and all with strangers.
ive been trying to figure out the names of these ebins forever
really like how chill nujabes is
crying shame he passed away
It doesn't count until you ask someone to party with you, do the fortune telling, sit in the chairs together and ___ afterwards.
but i did all that with someone i dont know that well!
Well, there's no one on my server I'd do any of that with voluntarily so I guess it doesn't count
Maybe I'll try this weekend then I'll even pay for it if I have to. Would that make it less real?
I don't know if anyone on my server even goes to xivg
No one at all.
Post friend lists.
Im going to hunt down A. Brackenfield then proceed to
sit on their lap and be generally friendly.
I also probably wont do this cause im too distracted by monster hunter to socialize with anybody.
I want to
pump and chill while flirting playfully with these cats.
well maybe i should have mentioned up to the chair part but didnt pay attention.
I would but a certain someone will have another meltdown thinking I'm baiting by existing.
I went to pose naked on Eri's bed but the door was locked, left outside in the rain. Feelsbadman
the writer is writing
And you wonder why my door is locked.
Is dis [email protected] refrens?
Fuck you Neko
completely understand because if I had MHW i'd do the same thing
You have become problem. Adopt a trip or suffer a consequences.
Fuck you Seto
or suffer a consequences.
Please tell me you talk like this in real life to people. I'm imagining you trying to make small talk with the shop girl while your card reads and muttering something about lettuce.
Thats why you lure them to your room for nude posing.
Fuck you Leatherman
Will consequences never be the same again?
i agree with him get a trip im tired of seeing your cringey shit and want to filter you
I mean if you wanna, I haven't done the event yet.
That's the last time I fall for the old "coffe and lo-fi" trick...
"someone" posts seto's name
he's here to reply right away every time
b-but I don't go to the thread!
Not just glazing your eyes over when you see the blonde hair.
Lonely Au Ra man looking for a Valentiones partner on Mateus. Will give headpats and a casual atmosphere.
Why haven't you?
You'd say no anyway.
You'll see how shallow this general is when you fanta to one of your males. People will stop hanging out and complimenting you. Its just how they roll here.
It's just neko shitposting in spite
Is Protect actually necessary? How much defense does it REALLY give?
Neko is a good person and the least likely person in this general to ever shitpost or backstab. Stop trying to spin controversy that no longer exists.
/xivg/ loves male characters though
come to cactuar
Enough that tanks benefit greatly from it. Just toss it on at the start of the dungeon/raid and reapply after a fight if someone dies and you have to res them.
No. Fuck your forced meta garbage.
enjoy getting kicked lmao
Why are you lying on the internet?
just pop a coolie lmao
Name five good well known and liked males
Okay man. This is probably bait, but do whatever, I guess. It's your life and your choices. You gotta deal with the consequences of your actions, like not applying a buff that negates damage.
do i need ochiudo's kote to play mnk or sam?
say Limsa Lominsa 5 times fast
Eri doing naked photoshoot while still together with Lockwood
Lockwood meltdown when?
melting down on Sarah when you were cheating yourself
that one w the pink hair
can i be well-known and well-liked? i'm a malera
What axe is that?
i need this pump
on this general? dont see why you would want to
when you have people autistic enough here to damnear obsess over literal who's
im in town...
Open visors are the sign of someone who isn't a real tank and just wants the attention.
Being well known is not the same as being liked.
Weren't together then, hell we weren't even arguing then.
Is the "Elk" I see doing crafts in Ul'dah the same Elk that people shitpost about?
enjoy stumbling and bumping into everything when youre just trying to get around town
Serious question. What is up with Meria being in the background of so many screens and doing something weird?
it's because she's a goober
Do you think you're save in town?
justifying yourself against some anons
Stop being dumb.
yes thats me
Elk has a cute penis
she's weird and small
Is it possible to solo lost canals?
What's so good about any of them?
theyre normal people
tfw I can play Secure again but I forgot how to
I'd play an elf if they weren't 7 feet tall at minimum.
she's just funny + mischievous
Eppershit has no friends to begin with. The guy is a pedophile and is worse than Kaori.
Does he send pics?
I really do enjoy this picture, this game is very pretty sometimes
Only if you're a girl. He's straight.
only when you use reshade
But he sent me one and I'm a guy?
Yikes whos the cunt on the right
Must be a mistake. Are you sure that wasn't someone else? Or maybe he thought you were a girl.
I'm pretty sure it was him, and he definitely knew I was a guy
some trash erp cat
Is sharing an FC with my alts the only way to easily transfer items between them without bringing in a third party?
X.L.'s aether helper party is up! Come on in if you need help with anything or just want a free queue for roulettes.
I'd have to agree toot toot, some shots can look really atmospheric at the right times.
A dumb and stinky cat
Why did they bring this type of daily back, they were always the worst ones
There used to be a way to add your alts to friends but they fixed it back in ARR, you can still mail to your alts if you added them then but afaik there is no way to add them anymore
open 2 clients
log into your account on both
leave both on the main menu of the game, the screen before you get to char select
log into your main, open up task manager and make sure you know which client is which
teleport somewhere on your main and right after the cast finishes and the screen turns black, instantly close the process of the client you teleported on
go over to your other client which is on the main menu, proceed to char select screen
choose your alt, log in
your main should still be on because its stuck teleporting
send a friendrequest to yourself
log back into your main and accept the request
congrats, now you can send mail between your main and your alt
Why can't females in discord shut the fuck up? Why must they talk every moment with no silence in between
is meria talking about dogs again?
The ERP on Mateus seems to have died down a little bit. Where did everyone go?
holy shit cat sluts should not be allowed to own a house in shirogane. i'm sorry but kugane and the region are for au ra and hyur. not fucking cat sluts. go back to your lavender bed and goblet shitholes.
But I was a guy for a few weeks and nothing changed lol
cute naked elf for you then!
I hate SE
Didn't work for me. It gave me a message saying it's logging out my character on the second client.
Post friend lists
lalas are cute
works on my machine
Because boy attention.
you trying to get the game on steam, but when i click on my birthdate to let me go through to the store page but no scroll is appearing
That'd be an issue with steam, not the game. Contact customer support for steam.
pld doesnt cover first burn in o3s
scholar walks into wall in a bitchfit
i fucking hate green soylent
Wanting attention from unnattractive guys that play xiv
I never understood this
how legit is rebornbuddy?
asking for a friend
being upset about females from birth again
Probably because they know you fanta every other week and it was just a phase
They are doing content on their mains. Give it a few weeks.
Does this game run well on PS4 pro? Is it easy to play with a controller?
I've only really played WoW and I can't see how it would work without a keyboard/mouse.
Cutest /xivg/ males and cutest females
I'm not ugly.
Why can't we have this as a Highlander face?
at least thats my only mistake
why do people not reccomend getting it on steam, or are these just retarded steam users
because then you are locked to steam and cant get expansions from any other seller
probably retarded steam users. i wouldn't recommend getting it on steam as it locks you into buying all expansions through steam, potentially missing out on sales elsewhere if you don't plan on buying the expansions right away
Doesn't give you this thing?
Only reason I wouldn't is that you can get the expansions cheaper elsewhere.
because if you get it on steam you WILL have to buy your expansions on steam too
see expansion on sale on another site? tough luck bud, you can only buy yours on steam.
are you sure you're doing it fast enough? this vid is from the 4th february 2018 so its most certainly not been fixed back in ARR
they buy into the girls wanting some greasy Veeky Forums guy's attention meme
Or they just want to talk about and play video games. You guys aren't as interesting as you think you are lol.
Because you have to purchase expansions off of steam, too. I don't really see a problem with it unless there's an exclusive sale going on, but it's one more layer of bullshit hoops you have to jump through.
Why is everyone hating on Angered/Entropy? You do realize they're better than you right?
actually in the vid it does pop up for him but he just clicks it away and logs in anyway
you didnt even try that?
they bought like half a housing ward using dummy FCs
What i'm supposed to do when 2 fem lalas gangbang me and start groping me?
Yes, nearly everyone. People on Reddit, Veeky Forums, OF, Twitter, Tumblr, etc are bitching about us. They really are irrelevant - maybe they shouldn't be poor ingame or IRL and maybe they'd be able to get a house and stop hating lmao.
I'm coming from total war and euiv, how bad is the dlc price
I noted only the latest expansion is on sale, what happens if you bought the previous expansions, do you get the new one for cheaper
japs got world first ultimate coil
na got world first god kefka
amaterasu & jesus > allah worshipping entropy shit
i honestly dont think there is a more perfect pump
Many got hurt by peoples comments & to some this game is their whole life.
to some this game is their whole life.
I'll try again. I'll go to the data center select screen like he does on his second client this time and click it away if it pops up.
No, Square learned their lesson
I never really noticed before, but I can't find any Miqote or Lalafell NPCs in Kugane. Lots of elves and Roegs though. And there are very few Au Ra.
What this mean.
Most guys I've met have been OK looking. I kind of talk "a lot" but it's mostly commentary on what we're doing rather than things unrelated to it. Usually callouts for fights, too.
It's not really the attention, females are just more sociable people, like
She's the best I've ever had.
It's like WoW pricing for expansions. The newest one is going to be around $40, but they do bundles sometimes.
It's funny because it's coming from a social media manager/sugar daddy of a video game guild.
But you just said it was because boy attention?
Oh I never knew that method, the way back in ARR I was talking about was just put one char in a dungeon, log out in dungeon, log onto other char, add first char to friends
cool, any idea when the next sale is, and how long will it take me to get the lv cap of the demo if I'm trying 2 hours a night
also what happens if you dont make the monthly fee, in pokebank they would delete a box for every month you missed
I'm sorry Timey for letting you die
Some do it for attention and it's really obvious. Some want to just talk. It's a person by person thing. The first response was more of a joke. I gave an actual explanation to follow up what the other poster said.
We got World First in Creator and Omega. Stay small islamophobic cunt.
only got world 1st on the easiest raid tiers
eu got world first in the easiest tiers the game has had
lmao call me when you islamic eucucks can clear something that actually takes some semblence of skill
Got it working. I fucking love you, user. I did it by doing what the top comment said and ended the task way before the tele cast finished, so if anyone else is trying to do this, try that.
No idea when the next sale is on the SE store, but the complete edition with ARR, HW, and SB is $60 right now. Steam might have a summer sale for it. If you miss the monthly fee, you just can't log in to the game until you pay it. Entry level sub is $12.99 and that limits you to one character/server with a max of 8 characters, but alts are fairly useless unless you're planning on playing with friends on other servers or data centers. You can be any job in the game on a single character.
kefka is more difficult than omega or creator
Whatever you say irrelevant Elysium shitter.
If Vsefra can clear all of the fights in a week, then you know this raid tier is easy shit.
NAs need to sit the fuck down.
Do these stupid raiding guilds only play this game? If so, what is the point when there's only a new raid every half year?
the rest of the time they sell clears and erp
No, they mainly just raidlog and spend the rest of their week playing other games. The only thing they do ingame apart from that, is sell clears and they used that money for newest crafted gear once it comes out because every big raid fc has a menagerie of crafter slaves.
so trying to sign up for the game, and accidentally double clicked after the email confirmation code bit, it wants me to enter a 'registration code' but I'm just playing the demo version, what do
They're still better than 99.9% of the population.
Signing up for the game is an absolute nightmare tbhfamalam. I only have hazy memories of that exercise in frustration. Your best bet would be to go back and carefully read everything in any instructions you're given.
nm just close the launcher then re-open and leave ONE-TIME PASSWORD blank
they don't compete with 99.9% of the population so that's irrelevant
that's like saying a fat guy can run faster than a guy with no legs and arms can squirm like a worm.
you look tuff
She can beat every single person up ITT
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how east was that to do
Give me a new thread and a boyfriend.
This is a REALLY good fish. Does she like males and where does she play?
Thanks, user. It's a deadpish. Fanta'd away from her yesterday.
Initially it's just having to figure out that you need to register everything on your mog station account management page, and also have an SE account set up. It's overly complicated for seemingly no reason and I hate it.
Shame, I would’ve liked to bully her a bit with my Xaela.
She's not for bullying
That is also a shame.
Is crafting slower leveling than Combat?