/lolg/ - League of Legends General

>tfw no qt petite gf

The ones that would treat you right

This guy walks into your jungle and slaps your blue buffs ass, what do you do?

I can reroll the others, but can't decide between mao or Warwick.

I really need a second pick for jungle in case Rengo gets take/banned.

Stupid question: What does that [+BOX] button do? It doesn't have a tool tip and I'm afraid to push it.

la creatura..

hows that CLIMB coming lolg?

will they ever buff J4

takes you to the hextech crafting section of the store

>riot banned 0.25 from all their streams

kek they know they fucked up with zoe

and it's too late they already let this fucker start on reworking akali too

Quick way of accessing Hextech crafting section so you can be a good goy and buy more.

it's very nice of you user to ask others to add me, I'm shy and would never do it.

Mine worked but it took a moment.

Keep Meowkai. It's funny, and Warwick gets pick/banned a lot, too.

murder him because sasquatch and junkyard nunus are always bad
original skin and nunubot, however..
i bend over and accept my lost game

Pretty good, I just hit Gold V last night. Time to just play meme shit in norms for the rest of the year

Speaking of which how are you supposed to build AP Shyvana?

Why does he needs buffs? Only top lane J4 is bad but top lane is a shitfest right now anyway

this desu

I don't remember when was the last time that J4 wasn't a viable pick for jungle (or top).
They should nerf him to the ground

Hash is right, bruisers suck in this meta

Just try playing Jax.

why are people so fucking stupid

have you tried TURNING IT OFF AND ON AGAIN

you know, that thing that solves 99% of fucking problems with anything, ever. Rest art your fucking client you ape.

Xth for thicc muscular punk gf

>tfw no Clayton Carmine champion

>Gonna git dat silvar!
>promos!
>ahem
>second chance, with a freebie
>plz?
>losing streak commences
>demoted
>okay, gonna turn this around
>"omg my wifi" = ADC AFK
Bronze is going to swallow me like quicksand.

HOW THE FUCK DO I WIN THIS STUPID BLOOD MOON MODE
I
KEEP
LOSING
EVERY
SINGLE
MATCH
I JUST PICK SHACO KILL ALL GHOSTS DO ALL RIFTS DIE ZERO TIMES KILL MANY ENEMIES AND STILL LOSE WHAT ELSE DO I FUCKING DO
HOW THE FUCK DO I WIN THIS STUPID BLOOD MOON MODE
I
KEEP
LOSING
EVERY
SINGLE
MATCH
I JUST PICK SHACO KILL ALL GHOSTS DO ALL RIFTS DIE ZERO TIMES KILL MANY ENEMIES AND STILL LOSE WHAT ELSE DO I FUCKING DO

>It's a tiny ad banner
Thanks for the warning.

Also, I'm shit with Sion but Lux shit zones my squish supports all day. Should I pick the big guy anyway?

What buttons do I press as Leblanc when I see a squishy?

Comfy GFs!

toolkit.rescuegroups.org/javascript/v2.0/template1?animalID=9665824&key=Mqr6gy1W

welp I found it, at least he is now adopted. I hope some kind user saw what happened and adopted him.

FIX TOP LANE

Urgot is builtfat now. Only old Urgot was a fat as fatass.

What do they think about SG Ahri and Miss Fortune leaving used condoms everywhere from all the boys they bring home? Does it make them feel funny?

xth for my gay wife Tamara

FIX YOUR TINY DICK

>friends aren't playing
>cba playing alone as a main support
>7/3 plat 2 in my main
>8/2 gold 3 in two smurfs
I guess i'm gonna wait for a while, as always.

>Trading 3 skins you dont want for 1 skin you dont want
???

Is sad

>Win a matchmade game to complete the “Arrival of the Demigods” mission, which will grant you the Year of the Dog Icon and access to the mission lines. You do NOT need to equip a Lunar Revel icon.
What counts as a matchmade game? Only PvP modes or can I just cheese it in coop vs AI?

Posting what 50 bucks gave me.

Pretty fucking worth it in my opinion, Trist, Vi, and Brand skins are top tier, and I like using MF and Twitch.

WQERQ

Have you worshiped the league of legends titty goddess yet today?

How TIGHT is Diana?

Poppy has bigger tiddies than Tristana

When they give him a mini-rework.

In his current state he's ultra-reliable engage and burst and can't really be buffed since he's already good and isn't hard to play. Literally just EQR in the general direction of people and collect LP.

HOW THE FUCK DO I WIN THIS STUPID BLOOD MOON MODE
I
KEEP
LOSING
EVERY
SINGLE
MATCH
I JUST PICK SHACO KILL ALL GHOSTS DO ALL RIFTS DIE ZERO TIMES KILL MANY ENEMIES AND STILL LOSE WHAT ELSE DO I FUCKING DO
HOW THE FUCK DO I WIN THIS STUPID BLOOD MOON MODE
I
KEEP
LOSING
EVERY
SINGLE
MATCH
I JUST PICK SHACO KILL ALL GHOSTS DO ALL RIFTS DIE ZERO TIMES KILL MANY ENEMIES AND STILL LOSE WHAT ELSE DO I FUCKING DO
HOW THE FUCK DO I WIN THIS STUPID BLOOD MOON MODE
I
KEEP
LOSING
EVERY
SINGLE
MATCH
I JUST PICK SHACO KILL ALL GHOSTS DO ALL RIFTS DIE ZERO TIMES KILL MANY ENEMIES AND STILL LOSE WHAT ELSE DO I FUCKING DO
HOW THE FUCK DO I WIN THIS STUPID BLOOD MOON MODE
I
KEEP
LOSING
EVERY
SINGLE
MATCH
I JUST PICK SHACO KILL ALL GHOSTS DO ALL RIFTS DIE ZERO TIMES KILL MANY ENEMIES AND STILL LOSE WHAT ELSE DO I FUCKING DO
ANSWER
ME
ASNDKPAASL
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ASD

Cringe

I'm hoping he pulls a Warwick with Akali. I want to like Akali but I just hate playing assassins. I don't even really play Evelynn and I really like her too but that style of play just isn't for me.

No I worship the DFC instead!

I want Caitlyn to _____ my _____ !

>Wukong not enabled in the Assassin mode.

Arrest my Uncle

Trap my snake

Great sages of /lolg/ please guide me forward!

he is a bruiser

they did this is the new j4

Is Ignite the most honest [retconned] Spell?

>long cooldown
>does nothing weird
>true damage so you always know whether you can die/get a kill
>you know exactly how the opponent is gonna play from level one

>No alliteration for a-cups because retarded waifu fags can't pick up a thesaurus

>be bronze midlaner
>should be plat3 minimum buti get matched with nothing but shitters and feeders
>try 1v9ing every time you queue up and youll know the struggle i deal with
>get into ranked game
>lock in malzahar
>you may not think it but malz is easily one of the most mechanically demanding and hidden op champs in the game
>enemy locks in yasuo like the shitter he is
>game starts
>"accidentally" take our jgs blue
>feeder will just give it to their top laner anyway
>proceed to shut yasuo out of wave after wave of farm
>bot lane gives first and second blood because the adc thought lucian was anything more than the actual worst adc in the game
>support dies because supports are literally the worst players in lol
>minding my own business farming mid perfectly
>top doesnt ping mia and my ward on cd so top just shows up and kills me burning his flash
>top doesnt seem to get that i can carry the fucking game but i need them to have half a brain for 30min
>ask for a gank to catch back up
>jg still pissed about me taking blue
>take it again since he was like 1/2/0 and i needed it to catch up to yas again
>fast forward 20 min
>only one on my team positive
>have to ping like 50 times to get bot to group and end
>yas picks them off and is coming for me
>1v1
>he qs
>flash left and e>w>ignite>r him
>he cant even react to my insane reaction speed
>get the kill
>aced
>solo take inhib turrets and nexus as the enemy team watches in horror
>mfw promoted
Bronze 3 baby, ill be plat in like a week

He's one of the best junglers in the game right now.

Camille and Jarvan are nothing alike beyond their lockdown ultimates which still function pretty differently given how their kits work.

I hope that J4-fag is happy. J4 finally gets a skin and it's an unfitting Dark Star skin that looks like shit

Xth for making your support wear your jacket!

He Bruises alright

>tfw no mommy-tier hextech cyborg gf to love

alright lolg you're in charge of the singed rework but you have to make him annoying as fuck

go

Garen can 1 shot adcs building lethality too why isn't he in blood moon

anyone got an updated character relationship chart for league?

Are her legs always like that? Jesus Christ.

I feel like Darkstar is like "we couldn't think of a good idea for a skin for this champion so have a darkstar skin instead"

arrest my freeloading roommate Jinx

Pick Pantheon you dumbass

All of them.

He can now dash five times in a row.
Gas and glue spreads through all terrain. ALL OF IT.
Every third throw is a suplex and does aftershock damage to the victim's teammates.

Your W has 2 charges and if you fling an enemy into your W your E resets it's cooldown so you can fling them up to 3 times in a row

Keep him as is, update his visuals

Done

you rang?

singed the poison master

invoker playstyle where he brews different poisons to throw at people depending on what abilities you use

Dark Star is a cool skin line (one of the only ones I like even) but Jarvan should not have gotten one. Hell Jarvan shouldn't get anything fuck that champion.

he has no dashes or stealth

Vi has always had watermelon crushing thighs

And that's fantastic

>his flip is now a dash that goes over walls and knocks first target hit behind him where he started the dash
>ult is shorter now but makes poison do true damage

It's not freeloading if she sucks you off every now and then

Hey guys im a new player here, lvl 19, please help me out with some questions
>Will i be able to earn anything in this lunar festival event
>What kind of rewards will i be able to earn
>How hard will it be/how many games per day will i have to play

wtf burden of knowledge toxic characters

invoker is Riot Games nightmare and they don't want anyt characters like dota 2

HE

JINX IS NOT FOR SEXUAL

DELET THIS RIGHT NOW

what are your big pet peeves/autism triggers?
for me it's
>people who call every cc a stun
holy SHIT this has pissed me off for so many fucking years
the differencet between what a suppression, a stun, and a snare/root does is MASSIVE gameplay wise
>dang lux stunned me
>why cant i cleanse malz stun
>sigh their team has so much stuns
>enemy team is ww lux twitch zyra trundle
learn the fucking terms beceause they're HUGE differences gameplay wise

Vi's ass is so huge in her stock splashart that you can see it from the front.

KNOTTED

I can smell the red-dit in your post disgusting american.

> Iconic for intentional feeding as a strategy
> Identity is running away laughing and chucking people over his shoulder

Is there a more or equally autistic champion to Singed?

>Log in to do the missions that supposedly unlock once you win your first game after the update
>Lose two games in a row
>Finally win
>See this