/ddlc/ Doki Doki Literature Club! #464

>tfw want to be first for sayori to show my love
>tfw have to wait 82 seconds
>tfw its probably gonna be tf2poster or some other similarly bad meme
I love Sayori!

update: now at 40 seconds and am pleased to see the top poster is a sayori post

hello insomnianon

I love her too.

Evening lads!
Finally I present to you. "Four Girls and The Cursed Treasure Of Coyotli - Chapter 2"
pastebin.com/vewxGJFy
Hope you lot enjoy the fic! Feedback and criticism is always welcome.
Someday I'll come up with a better name and re-title the whole series.. Someday..

Are you me, user?

>Namefag makes a thread.
I'm fucking done.

>namefag in OP

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I love her too

Maybe I would be more eager to sleep at night if I could wake up with her next to me. Until the Promised Day comes, though, I have very little reason to atop being nocturnal.

i am 1 thread meme thank i love you specifically

no i am a dead meme

What does the banner say, /ddlc/?

>I am 1 thread meme thank
user what does this mean?? youre too cryptic for me
i love you though

Her smile.

"We love you, user!"

I don't know but I love Yuri so much holy shit

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage drinking
- Self harm
- Suicide and suicide attempts
- Substance abuse (Any)
- Waifu wars
- Waifu bullying
- user bullying
- Heating water for your tea on the microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not doing your best to be the user your waifu would like
- Staying up late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

"Namefags Should Not Make Threads!"

Buying cute clothes for your doki!

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wasnt there a thread by that strelok faggot once

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Why the fuck did you leave your name on?

Hello Anons, and welcome to the /ddlc/ writing contest! Want to prove your worth as a writer? Write up a short story and show us what you can do!
Comedy fics pastebin: pastebin.com/t3RFfXCL
Dramatic fics pastebin: pastebin.com/xmXVBuBb
>Maximum Submissions: 1
>Deadline: February 23, 2018 at 11:59 PM GMT
>Maximum Words: 2000
>Submission Categories:
There are two categories: comedy and drama. Comedy stories are the fics that leave your reader feeling happy at the end (or in other words, end in wholesome). Dramatic stories are those fics that leave the reader in a state of tense emotion. Note that all Dokis will be placed into the same pool! Consider your reader's biases when plotting out your story!
>How to submit:
On /ddlc/, post the following: Your story's name, a short description (1-2 sentences), and a link to your fic. At the top of your post, link to the OP and write that this is for the /ddlc/ writing contest. If you don't, I will NOT include it.
I will check the OP's to every thread after thread #460 and add your story to the contest. I'll check at least once every day, so be patient!
>Voting Process:
The two categories will be listed into two pastebins, and each story's title, link, and description will be shown. A poll will be put at the top and you will get to vote on your favorite three stories.
Round two will consist of the top five stories in each category, and we will repeat the process to determine our winner.
>Rules:
- You must stay anonymous when submitting a story.
- Your story must be related to DDLC.
>FAQ:
- Lewd and graphic content is allowed within reason. Your story should not be a mere smut.
- Note that any fics that look like zero effort was put in will be discarded.
- Feel free to ask your fellow /ddlc/ anons for help, but keep in mind that they might steal your story.

And if any of you could repost while I'm off, that'd be great!

My fucking sides

>This guy grabs your Doki's ass
What do you do?

>forgetting about AnonHana

>Just now noticing the ring on her finger.
Wow I'm fucking blind. But yes, I have this feeling as well.

he unironically looks like a weakling

Oh I haven't forgotten and this is still bad.

>no big bulge
Fake chad, I roundhouse kick them out the window. Nothin personnel

can someone do an erika recolor of fat monika?

I NEED THICC ERIKA

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>still bad
At least Bread didn't shill his stories. :^)

NO

Expose him.

Do an Erika recolor of this while you're at it.

Your doki but she's now a toilet! How embarrassing!

How do you deal with this? Do you still love her?

YES THICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCER

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hi

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>Last thing I see before I go to bed is this image.
>Now get the feeling that's how she'd look at me if I woke up late.

I just want Monika to fuck Yuri.

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Good to know me using a nametag is on the same level as these posts.

Your doki but she's been bitten. It won't be long until she turns. She's starting to look weak,
and sleepy. She's gone pale and she has dark rings around her eyes.

shoot

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i love sayori

Hello everyone! DoodleAnon here! How's you day/night going?

Thinking of doing a little project behind the scenes whilst I do some previous requests today. Does anyone have any ideas for a song that represents the personalities of all four dokis? I think ELO's "Don't bring me down" might work, but I want to hear if anyone has any other suggestions.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=KYh7PwDo3Iw

How's it feel to be just as bad as them? Because you are.

Don't give them attention, you'll start another purge and no one wants that.

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You're arguably worse, because at least those anons don't have small followings of mindless followers shitting in their wake.

I love her too

This game is popular thanks to Pewdiepie, why do you hate him so much?

>The door to your empty house creeks open, you walk in, blood splattered on the side of your face with a stare that goes a mile long.
"Kids! I told you to turn off the lights in the day!"
>The lights aren't on.
>You push your way through some cobwebs, finding the decaying husk of your doki with a chain around her neck and the bottom half of her jaw missing.
>She fumbles with the plates
>Picking them up and dropping them on the ground.
>This is mostly just muscle memory from when she use to be your loving wife.
"Terrible day today. Still didn't get that raise."
>You move over to what was once your wife, pulling her into a hug and giving her a kiss on her rotten cheek.
"But, seeing your beautiful face makes it all better"
>She jams her face into your shoulder, slimy tongue moving around your flesh to taste it as she attempts to get a bite.
>Sadly, due to her not having a jaw she can't.
"Honey, please. The kid is in the room."
>You pull away, looking to the couch to find your child.
>They're slumped over, no arms and no legs, squirming around in an attempt to get up.
"You can keep at the TV a little longer, but I want to see your homework by the end of tonight."
>You have this conversation every day.
>And just like every day you move to the fridge.
"Now, what to eat? What to eat? OH!"
>You pull from the fridge the head of one of your victims.
>Licking your lips you move to the table, plopping what was once someone looking for help on it.
"I- I love my family..."
>You manage out, drowned out by their moans.

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the one SUPERB Sayori picture there is, the artist just had to make the ribbon GREEN
FUCK

Friendly reminder that Monika is a whore who, if she ever gets out, will leave you immediately.
She rode the cock carousel so many times she lost count, as evidenced by the fact that her stockings are black, which means unpure and unloyal.
She only pretends to love you.
Do not fall for the Monika trap anons, and stay safe.

I dont hate him at all. I just think he's kind of annoying.

>Complaining about green
Fucking inferior taste

oh my god it cclashes so bad too

what if there actually is a heartbeat heartbeat book meet general on 4chins.org/vidyagenerale/ in an alternate universe
are the dokis theorizing about there being an alternate universe where they are the characters as we speak?

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>someone is waifuing me in an alternate universe
They have shit taste.

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god bless your golden heart user, youre a hero
theres a fic about that called meanwhile. its in the pastebin, you should read it because its actually BEAUTIFUL and makes me CRY

Yeah, that totally didn't backfire the last two times they did it!

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>Last two
I remember Anonhanon did once, but he was more or less kicked out soon after.

hej hej monika, hej hej monika

i genuinely think he's an endearing guy.

thx saved

I think I'd be the Monika of the anons if we were their Dokis.
>some people like to talk to me
>writefag
>lot of people want me dead

Is this your eyeball?

I think people would like me. After all, I have nice hair and I'm pretty similar to Sayori!

thank you

but how would hhba even work
like
there's a gorillion of us

Your doki but she has a gun what the fuck who gave her a gun she just shot natsuki what the hell is happening NO MY VASE

Doesn't look familiar to me.

You would be all of them because speculation on the multiverse are ultimately useless since all outcomes are true.

Come the fuck on.

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Why would she shoot herself?

good night user.