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Post mercy and widow up skirt pleasee
>competitive CTF
Here comes T.racer!
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Fareeha is my wife!
>All those tears, because their main got no Skin
>this + Pharah Dragon/Mercy Phoenix symbolism
Gency is DEAD
BTFO
looks nice
>NO DOOMFIST ANYTHING
>FOR THE FOURTH TIME IN A ROW
>NOT EVEN A VICTORY POSE
Anyone who knows about this in-depth, could you elaborate a little about playing at 103 FOV vs. something less? I remember hearing it's a little different in Overwatch because of the vertical perspective?
>COMPETITIVE
>CTF
I DEMAND UPSKIRT SHOTS OF WIDOWS PANTIES
chinks hate blacks
>that skin
UNF
Yea way to catch up princess.
>6 new legendaries
>For the worst heroes in the game plus zarya
Why is no one notifying the police?
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got a pretty neat Coonfist emote in free box
I want to bully Genji until he cries!
OH MY FUCKING GOODNESS THOSE FUCKING EYES AND GLOWING CHEST YESSSSSSSS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Mercy's lewd pantyline
>online for 10 minutes
>unexpected server error
it's okay they nerfed him instead.
Except Mercy's skin is literally the worst event Legendary she's gotten yet
>The Azure Dragon and the White Tiger are supposed to be rivals
Blizzard...
Dommfist was a forced addition into the pipeline because reddit wouldn't shut the fuck up about him. That's why he's buggy as shit, underpowered and has no cosmetics coming out
I'm mad that Tracer didn't get a new skin, but at least her ass looks really good in her new victory pose.
They really hve a thing for giving Pharah glowing eyes. They did it for Halloween to.
I wish I could trade in all my Pharah legendaries and get some gold back.
it's a nerf against armor, but now his blasters actually do something past the 5 metre mark
Ah you finally caught up?
you guys think this free box went ok?
>all these chink shitter """skins"""
guess I'll come back in May
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THIS ERECTION ISN'T GOING AWAY ANYTIME SOON
I wonder which is the """amazing""" highlight intro Jeff was talking about
>This Mercy skin
Literal garbage, did they even try after Witch and Winged Victory?
>Event about china
>Its shit
w-woah
you got the zarya skin, everything else is pretty trash.
My salt is eternal.
psssh… nothin personnel jap
McCree
Mercy sure has a cute emperor
not much of a good box seeing as all three of those skins are pretty trash tier
I guess they threw the pharmacy fags a bone this event? At least everybody is happy
MY FUCKING GODDESS
Ah yes my favourite part of overwatch
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>try to play ctf
>internal server error
>get randomly booted out
>5k players ahead of you
Thanks Jeff, I ABSOLUTELY love this meme :^)
No free lootbox for playing the new Arcades?
>the state of Doomfist
History's forgotten him
>her pants
>her crotch
blood is streaming into my penis as we speak
Depends on whether or not the Gency valentine's day lines are still gonna play. If they do Blizzard is 100% trolling everyone.
>only person on earth who wanted the mccree skin
>get pharah skin
I got one for CTF
It reminds me a lot of him. I love it.
mcmeme's skin is shit but his weapon looks top tier
Zarya's so fucking great too
I KNEW IT, I FUCKING KNEW IT
>log in
>first thing you see is Genji and Mercy
Welp. Ol' Blizzard's memeing on Pharah/Mercy fags.
>Sombra will never put you in the doghouse
why live
Options -> Gameplay -> Waypoint Opacity
Options -> Gameplay -> Waypoint Opacity
Options -> Gameplay -> Waypoint Opacity
Options -> Gameplay -> Waypoint Opacity
Options -> Gameplay -> Waypoint Opacity
HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>CTF lasts 4 min
>already bored out of my mind
what a waste
At least I got the cute Orisa avatar.
STOP POSTING LEWD LOLI PHARAH. STOP NOW
Question
To anyone who still has a 2017 lunar year lootbox, does the lootbox get updated visually or its a separate one from the 2018 one?
Ok than. Since no one will respond to this anyway, here’s my score on the 6 legendaries
>red Phoenix Mercy
8
>Black Turtle Zarya
9
>white tiger Genji
7.5
>Azure Dragon Pharah
8
>Mccree.... idk what it’s called
6 (10/10 POTG Intro though)
>black Lotus Widow
7
That is all.
finally. something good out of this update
Hory shet
Why are people so fond of dogs? They are literally the niggers of the animal kingdom. Also why no dog skins? This is the year of the dog yes?
>tfw this is all building up to Genji/Mercy/Pharah being made canon
>enlightenedZenyatta.jpg
it's gonna be a good day
his new highlight intro is pretty gud
>Widow in stockings
Jesus Blizzard it's like you want me to beat my meat like it owes me money
Well, not really. They've been memeing on the Pharmercy crowd ever since last year on April.
>Orisa has received literally one event skin
>Mercy, Roadhog and Zenyatta keep getting one nearly every single fucking time an event happens
Is it? Those New Year Legendarys are the only good Skins for Mei,
:^)
What do you mean?
There's literally nothing sexual about Pharah.
They're not in the game. They got removed last year and weren't added back or updated for this year. The voicelines for Valentine's have already been uncovered and I think only Lucio says something.
>They've been memeing on the Pharmercy crowd ever since last year on April.
What happened in April? And giving them skins that are husband and wife in mythology is a lot of effort just for them to be like LOL JK IT'S NOT HAPPENING.
he got a emote
Bully him into depression
Not even remotely as good as .
Why aren't her clothes on, pedo?
literally a quake map
>you can pick your skin while loading in
so perfect
>The new skins are the Four Symbols
I MOTHERFUCKING CALLED IT
Still wish Orisa was one of the new skins though
>tfw you hate Pharah with a burning passion and hate it when tards ship her with Mercy
>tfw you'd be fine if they pushed Mercy with LITERALLY anyone else, ANYONE
>mfw this update
If they ever make this shit of a pairing canon I might pass out from anger.
thank God
>HOTS gets YOTD update earlier than OW
>get cute dog mounts and more fapbait for the heroes
>OW update drags it's feet but finally gets here
>skins are shite with no references to dogs
>HOTS gets literally mario kart
>OW gets Capture-the-Bronze-players-andfuckinglose
makes me think
You know people still heard Zarya's and D.Va's old New Years voicelines, in addition to the new ones? There's literally nothing to suggest the Gency lines were removed.
>This new Widow skin
I literally have to go jack off now
They're still in the game. They only updated it by adding new lines which were Lucio and Hanzo.
I think in the end they're all just going to be friends.
Its inevitable for them all to meet up at one point. You know, in 2 years when the story moves forward.
Panties are drenched
>Widow victory pose where she fans herself
ARA ARA
>see yellow pop up
>it's a shitpost skin
They are her best indeed. Especially since Blizzard doesn’t have to dress her up like a slut
Doomfist's new emote is good as shit
>play Mercy, ignore Pharah except when she needs it
>play Pharah, ignore Mercy entirely
It's funny playing either one, having the other run up to you and start spamming hello and putting down their spray and you just don't react.
Lena Oxton is a cute time-travelling tomboy and I love her!