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Thrones of Britannia Info, Release April 19:

youtube.com/watch?v=fncKdOg2mbk
totalwar.com/blog/britannia-release-date-system-requirements
totalwar.com/blog/thrones-of-britannia-narrative
youtube.com/watch?v=ESiYBK79vvA
store.steampowered.com/app/712100/Total_War_Saga_Thrones_of_Britannia/

Total Warhammer 2 Info:
youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=Y7g_sWmmpj4
academy.totalwar.com/warhammer2/
store.steampowered.com/app/617870

Total War: Three Kingdoms announced:
youtube.com/watch?v=s4D42vMUSIM

>FAQs and General Info
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>Total Soy

>Lizardmen

>Kroxigors don't have a hilarious Cajun accent
I'll pass.

HAHAHAHA It finally happened!

where can I build this?

Why is this so hard for furries to kill themselves.

warhammer fantasy. but its discontinued, so tough luck

Post vamps with fat milkers pls

In any settlement with a bit of lizard love

Who lu bu here?

New RoR when??!!!

L I Z A R D S

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Yiff in hell furries.

Whats the deal with FOTS supposedly having the best artillery game?
Between FOTS and Napoleon, which has the better artillery/cannons?

Who's the better Lizard lord for Mortal Empires? Haven't tried them yet.
Also when the fuck are we getting Kroak?

FotS. It's just so much more fun.

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based

Doesn't matter, you'll get bored after 50 turns once you get big dinos and every battle becomes just right click --> decisivevictory.exe

What the fuck-fuck did I just see

Why are you still playing?

??

artillery is more important and varied in Napoleon, the Russian unicorn is god tier. FotS is the most fun and more of a visual joy though.

Concentrated, pulped, autism.

I'm planning on limiting my dinos to 2 per type per building, so that shouldn't be a big deal.

I fucking hate Lu Bu. Only that neckbeard brother of Liu Bei is worse
>All this hype about lizardmen once TW:W2 was announced
>Shitting on Skaven
>CA being based for favoring them
>And they turned out to be the most boring faction out of both Warhammer games.
>Nobody even plays as them and they are annoying and boring to fight against too.

Even their T1 Saurus infantry are so OP you can just keep them forever, honestly Lizardmen are too strong and simple to be really enjoyable.
But to answer you question, Kroq-gar offers far better bonuses and comfy starting location in ME. But roleplay-wise, you're just a genocide tool so Lord Pepe should be more fun

>have naval battles
>autoresolve only
>no retreat button
Worst timeline.

Skaven turned out to be fun at least

Is there any way to mod this shit out?

moar pls

I suspect he was basically character assasinated by the novel, in reality I doubt he was anything like he's made out to be.

Skaven are the most fun to play as, as far as battles IMO

Question for the Three Kingdoms fans, according to Communist party doctrine who is the good guy?

you tell me

probably that faggot cuck leiu bei, since communists are faggot cucks

I genuinely didn't know.

The guy who won in the end who also happens to be best boy

certainly not the guy holding the emperor hostage for his own gain

I'm glad /twg/ is starting to see the light.
Sima is really all that matters.

Meme: Total War when?

>charging my soy warriors into a line of wojakii of the feels confederation
>constructing the pyramid building chain to recruit we wuz knights

>tfw this is the true reason why the redditors are holding the knowledge hostage
>reddit fears the frog

In Ravages of Time (where this come from) they said that him being a brute was propaganda to alleviate fear. Something like
>start losing: "we need to improve"
>keep losing: "it's just luck"
>losing badly: "the enemy general is just a lucky meathead"

Stop chinkposting IMMEDIATELY

¡ ∀NIHƆ

>character assasinated by the novel
Not really. His actions are historically laid out and so was how he was perceived "among men: lu bu, among horses: red hare".
Of course nobody knows how he really was tho

no

No.

>tfw liu bei is a better cao cao than cao cao

C H I N K E D

Liu Bei is shit
SHIT

I know the novel doesn't neccessarily fabricate his actions and allegiances, but his character is portrayed to be brutish, unrefined and witless which just could not have been the case for someone born to his station. It's a shame because his actions probably make more sense if we had a closer insight into his character and not a propaganda piece that just muddies the water. He's by no means the only one who got this treatment either, but I think a lot of the confusion surrounding his motivations stem from it whereas the myths don't really confuse the stories of the other characters.

Would it be possible to make naval battles happen on an island Map?

Have you guys ever played beastmen and had your second hoard teleport super far away when you reload a save?

1-4 Kroq Gar
5-8 Mazdamundi
9-0 Use Faction Unlocker to play normal Slann

What was the name of that M2 mod where a guy with a box cutter defeated a alien civilization after they slaved mankind?

No, alright fuck sending this bug in.

planetwar

reddit.com/r/totalwar/comments/7spvy2/naval_battle_mod_teaser/

I did it! Skellingtons are pretty cool.

>not unifying all of Nehekhara under the benevolent rule of the King of Kings
>taking your sweet-ass time

Well congratulations!

you've got yourselves caught

now whats the next step of your master plan?

Crashing this thread

WITH NO SURVIVORS

ABHORASH WHEN

Fugg, this was the closest battle I've played since Warhammer came out. In the end I had only catapult crew in melee mode + one unit of slave slingers against their nearly dead lord and couple of nearly dead saurus. It's a miracle

MALUS WHEN

"I give my body, heart and soul, to the Lady whom I seek. No plea for help shall find me wanting. No obstacle will stand before me. No evil will taint the lands bequeathed unto me. When the clarion call is sounded, I will ride out and fight in the name of Liege and Lady. That which is sacrament, I shall preserve. That which is sublime, I will protect. That which threatens, I will destroy, for my holy wrath will know no bounds. Honor is all. Chivalry is all. Rejoice, for we, the Knights of Bretonnia, will be your shield."

Wish there was AI tactics settings for Warham.

Wish warhammer was good.

quite possibly the worst map I've ever defended in

quite possibly the worst screenshot ever taken too, not sure why my screenshots look so bad, it looks passable in motion

did someone say ____ ?

Rome 2 is just an ugly game whenever you focus.

>TWCenter is still butthurt about fantasy and is already up and reeeeing because chink tw will be based on the popular romance of the three kingdoms instead of the nver read records of the period
Fucking A!
I honestly hope this ride goes on for quite some time with history sidelined into saga titles.
I feel sorry for all the historii bros in /twg/, but twc's butthurt is too great

soy

also, africa was a mistake

Great show.

WHERE IS ARABY HEADED ?

>not sure why my screenshots look so bad, it looks passable in motion
That happens often with screenshots for me in many games.

TWC was never good and Warhammer has done more damage to this general's level of discussion than anything else, including Rome 2 launch.

I want to see that real video.

those unit cards were a mistake

How is /memestacks/ here?

what's your angle here lad

You mean elevated it beyond being literally dead and having the same three arguments over and over again? Yea I agree.
You're welcome here fantasy bros. Thanks for being part of this general from now on.

this one ?
youtube.com/watch?v=KMzCps7xXEU

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just being a cool dude :)

>handgunners
>not outriders
Not meme enough for Gelt.

Some chink faggot.

thats not the vid tho

Now you know that isn't the same video. But its just as hilarious.

>Khemri tv
I need more

as expected of a typical fantasoy bugmanii

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So i have a question, why are WH2s battles so much.. i dunno brighter than the first game? The first ones seemed awesome, second one seem way to bright and, well the best way to describe it would be off. Definetely worse than the dirst one.