/sthg/ - Sonic the Hedgehog General

Do you want some lovin’?

>tfw Shadow's Death Leech children will never release paralyzing gas in your face and feed on your body
Why even bother going fast?

ALRIGHT EVERYONE I'M HERE

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Meanwhile, in Bizarro /sthg/...

>this is my main in PM because smash will never have shadow as a playable character

the art looks quite nice this time

Given up.

However, a Sonic discussion to be had.
Where do you come from?
And what contributions has your country made towards Sonic in an official capacity?

Australia, we know you had Sydney.
It's fantastic.

Sally a pure!

>America
Inspired SA2

>Where do you come from?
England
>And what contributions has your country made towards Sonic in an official capacity?
An actually good Sonic comic.

Knuckles is the coolest

guys do you think SEGA is gonna fuck up and try to make Mania 2 after Forces' critical success?

>Where do you come from?
Australia
>And what contributions has your country made towards Sonic in an official capacity?
Sega World Sydney and Christian Whitehead. Echidnas also come from here.

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>tfw sega will never make another boost game after sonic boost 2 battle
>fans hate sonic adventure & knuckles so sega is ONLY going to make classic unleashed type games

>"Now that I noticed, this fanbase almost totally lacks ship wars"

I love Sonic!

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It'd be cool to see more blaze the cat cosplay, shame that bust would be basically impossible in real life.

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But Forces was a "financial success" in this universe, though. At least from what SEGA says.

Butch Hartman should direct a Sonic game.

>Japanesefags are still throwing a bitchfest when you call their manga continuity "not canon".
Amy is never going to appear in the games and replace Sally, Mangafags.

>That burn towards Amy.

I see Ian's writing hasn't improved much since Other M.

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I want to have sexual intercourse with Shadow's Death Leech children!

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sleepu

youtube.com/watch?v=5itewZD6h-Y

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Don't worry Sonic you get all bitches in franchise anyway, even if most of them are humans.

End of issue 5.

Hey mister Hartman welcome to the general
you're not wrong

Sonic should tell Amy he doesn't love her.

He's already done the exact opposite in Sonic X user it's too late to backtrack now

I like how Scourge is a total shitlord, he's literally /that guy/ in high school

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You want Amy to have her heart broken?

>We want the britbong audience

I want to kidnap Buddy and force him to do Gay stuff with me.

FLAT BAT

BIGGY TITTY KITTY

TONIGHT

I see they finally decided to ditch blue rat and that thot of a princess.

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>force him

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Really lovely

god damn dude youre so fucking lazy
for such a popular ship with TONS of art compared to the crackships posted here you keep posting the same images

zero respect for you fuckin spammer

>Implying most of the people here aren't lazy
lol

Dick BritSonic is something to be proud of, fo' sure.

is the brown stuff on Sonic skin or fur

>Emerald Coast with jap lyrics
Sweeeeeeeeeeeet.

youtube.com/watch?v=cwH1zbJ_lvM

Where TLAnon at?

Both

>"Fine then!"

>*Squish*
>*SPLAT*

>"Eww, goddamn it egghead, you got Amy all over me!"

Could be either. I prefer to think of it as fur, since having a bare naked stomach and arms would look weird.

I want to touch Sonic's stomach

>Dat teasing intro riff
youtube.com/watch?v=YlRohtIYPiE

Pure earsex

Don't mind the shadazefag user

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That's probably his weak spot.

Why is Sonic so cool?

it's the shoes.

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youtube.com/watch?v=TmJT4LIejFo

>live drums
Beautiful

Why didn't we get another Storybook game with Sonic in Bible tales? Seriously.

A) SEGA avoids religion in Sonic
B) The storybook games bombed.

I was told as a kid that it's disrespectful to show a lot of blood in jesus on the cross shit like that.

Not that I give a rat's ass personally, of course.
>God is a lie, they made him up for $$$

The stomach is fur, but the arms and muzzle are skin.

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>implying you don't want to play the level where Sonic has to part the Red Sea to lead the jews out of Egypt
>implying you don't want to spin around in the Temple of Jerusalem stage
>implying you don't want to escape the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah to a pumping Crush 40 soundtrack

>Sonic would just run across the water
>That does sound fun
>Okay, you've convinced me

Look, SEGA doesn't do it for a reason. Besides, last thing we need is Sonic fans arguing over the portrayals of religion in a Sonic game. You know some fans won't be able to help themselves.

>Sodom is an autoscroller escort mission with Lot's wife
>If you turn around you turn into a pillar of salt and instantly game over

History will look back and know that World War Three was caused by Sonic the Hedgehog.

It was inevitable.

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It's visible skin through a thin layer of fur.

Sonic's got the right idea.

You think that's bad? Try to get an S-Rank in the Egypt stage. You have to "collect" every Egyptian firstborn before morning comes and if you miss and even homing attack one single home with goat's blood on the door you automatically lose. Is that good level design?

Does Sonic care about Amy at all?

Yes. He just doesn't show it.

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It's canon he does not hate her, just cannot "express overt emotions"

because he's blue like the planet he lives on

Neptune?

Uranus

what about it?

=p