>News Custom Goo Tuber releases tomorrow! Sub: curling bomb; Special: inkjet Challenger wins the latest JP Splatfest! Next EU Splatfest is gherk-out vs. gherkins! Playable 02/10 2pm BST – 02/11 2pm BST .96 Gal Deco is available for purchase! Sub: splash wall; Special, splashdown
Good evening folks. Storyanon here to provide you with the first real chapter of this salacious tale. Easily thrice as long as the prologue, we’ve a plethora of inklings to entice you.
We’ve a lil bit of frantic and needy with our favorite biker and his oh so sensitive woomy, a bit of relaxed and casual with our poor overworked builder and a sage-like yebby, something surprisingly tender between two inklings with a knack for boarding, and lastly a lil something for everyone’s lovable and oblivious idiot. Oh, and to the user that made the bet, pay up.
Hope you enjoy. And for any who was so unlucky to miss the prologue, don’t fret, you can just click right here to see what you’ve missed, and all the chapter links will be added to a single pastebin for future enjoyment.
ugly goblin. i'm going to loosen the bolts on her training wheels and film her falling over. silver spoon having 5head monstrosity.
Elijah Reed
Disgusting rapist eat shit and die
Julian Lee
NA SPLATFEST WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
Colton Adams
>trying to read this in between matches
For once I'm glad match making is abit slow for me at the moment.
Anthony Bailey
There you go
Gavin Green
Likely announced tomorrow when the new weapon is out.
Lucas Cooper
I want to hurt and bully Callie until she's sad!
Landon King
weapon drops in 9mins tho
David Robinson
She's already sad.
Parker Flores
MY DICC
Chase Davis
Shit I thought that was releasing tomorrow until I checked, my b.
Josiah Phillips
Hoodrat has arrived.
Daniel Howard
>Bunny getting corrupted by Hoodrat oh no no no
>“Don’t slack off, cunt.” Hoodrat smacked Bunny across the face with the back of her hand. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
John Martinez
Not anymore.
Zachary Parker
You guys ever wonder why they deemed it necessary to put an undershirt on the squid girl tunic in the the first game, and then have the some of the clothing options they do in 2?
Colton Murphy
Great work as always! Thanks drawfriend!
Blake Murphy
pretty cute
Michael Long
You do damn good work.
Matthew Jones
Holding Spyke'd big yaoi hands! Petting Spyke's quills! Being bandaged by Spyke after touching his quills!
Hudson Harris
Why does the manhole in front of Judd have a hitbox? If you try to squid over it slowly it freaks out.
Anthony Long
Marie is under it?
Charles White
Wuz gud squigga. You got the stuff?
Asher Bennett
Spyke teaching Murch how to get perfect orders!
Connor Phillips
Always
Liam Reed
Yes, even now. In her depressed state she has forsaken her old life and everyone in it. Her friends, her fans, even Marie. She couldn't find happiness there anymore and now chooses to live in a hypnotized state, oblivious to the pain of her former life. She didn't even say goodbye. She has new friends now.
Luis Phillips
Nah, the little square one right in front of Judd. Even the other big circular ones seem to have an invisible lump if move over them.
Juan Garcia
this actually makes me want to hug and befriend hoodrat but then i remember that she'll probably steal my phone and curbstomp me in an alley with her fellow hoodrats
Brandon Price
Even the squid sister's designs contradicts the need to do that.
Bentley Harris
You're always welcome to become a hoodrat like her.
Joseph Murphy
Even the one in the wheelchair?
Logan Morales
...
Christopher Gomez
>“WHAT’S GOOOOOD SQUIIIGGAAAAZ”
Nolan Nguyen
GG w
Hunter Evans
NUT
Ethan Adams
Post /ink/ woomies and yebbies and their favorite movie! And your favorite movie!
Mason Myers
Hey hood friend! Wanna do Salmon Run?
Caleb Davis
Shut up
Nicholas Kelly
>Special and Nice Whatever movie they're currently watching >AVGY Octobusters
Parker Jenkins
>trying to get on brand triple >got matching drink in as well >5 gear slot rolls and nothing
I got the extra money but this shit feels like a scam sometimes
Jayden Johnson
>tfw they'll never bring Callie back
Tyler King
No, it's too late at night to run shifts for Grizz. You know damn well he'll give you nothing but grillers.
She's back in 29 and a half hours. Cause that's when the Off the Hook/Squid Sisters concert airs. Would not be suprised to see a Squid Sisters related announcement durijg the show, along with the probable OtH amiibos.
Mason Cox
Hey guys! I've figured out the perfect name for her.
Aimlet Woomy!
Joshua Cook
Death would be a release from Shade Limbo, endlessly dancing around DJ Octavio's stage.
Mason Jones
>mfw
I wish I had your optimism. I've been wore out by the events of the final Splatfest to now. The writers only see Callie as an object of ridicule and contempt.
Nathaniel Perry
I dont like seeing her sad...
Brody Gonzalez
News to me; I'm ready to eat that shit up. Hope you're right about amiibos.
Chase Miller
>doing really well >team mate dcs late in game >now overpowered by other team in every fight, they take lead >i just needed one more win to rank up >get rank penalized why even bother?
Jose James
SR anyone?
Kevin Cox
She's a vintage movie buff, and likes watching old black and white human movies that archaeologists dig up and archive. Her favorites are "House on Haunted Hill" with Vincent Price, and "Young Frankenstein" with Gene Wilder.
mine is the shining
Mason Parker
Christ almighty, how do you people play brush? I can barely get through a single player level with this RSI machine.
Jose Reyes
The Squid Sisters amiibos were announced at their concert, it only makes sence The Squid Sisters are being billed as a "secret guest" even though it's obviously them, If it were me planning this they's show up on stage saying "SUPRISE! We're back together full time!" and announce their plans to do whatever they're gonna do in the update that's probably happening in march. If it were me I'd have them set up a studio in that building just past the construction fences with the wallpaper that looks like their old studio. And have Marie get you that backstage pass. What if anything ninty's actually planning I can only guess. All I know for sure is Best Squids are gonna be singing on stage again.
Cameron Morgan
>RSI what? also, don't call me out like that it spooks me
Jason Rogers
Men in Black 2 Men in Black 2
Wyatt Richardson
hurt a woomy hurt a woomy do bad
Tyler Wilson
Unfortunately it isn't you planning this. If it was I'd probably cry tears of joy.
Kayden Roberts
dont leave me alone pls
Grayson Perry
what if your woomy came home and needed you to open the door for her because she didn't have arms they were eaten off and she told you not to worry about it
Asher Campbell
I went to the Splatoon Reddit page because surely there could be something cool over there. It says over 1000 people are on it but hardly anyone posts and what is posted is mostly crap. Do 99% of people there just use it as a news feed and hit the up button but never bother to say anything? I'm not used to the site. There doesn't seem to be any really active Splatoon site.
Kevin Morgan
>tfw you lose in CB by one point and it wasn't the randomly given point when you tie either
Connor Stewart
I was just referring to a repetitive strain injury.
Isaac Smith
>randomly given point when you tie i hate this if it's a dead tie, it shouldn't take too long in most cases for a team to score one more point they could also just have the team who was the first to reach the point score that the unwinnable tug-of-war happened at win by default
Robert Jackson
Find a flaw
Jason Richardson
Clam Blitz is unbearable. There is no coordination, there is no way for the millions of idiots who got their Switch and this shitty game on Christmas to go after the enemy basket and throw the fucking power clam, there is no way this development team full of animal crossing furfags will ever nerf the fucking size of bubble blower when using special power up. I suddenly want this game to cease to exist come September.
Anthony Clark
I had a similar thing happen a couple days ago. It's funny watching all the life rings fly through the air to the boat. Actually, if any drawfriends are looking for something to draw, I'd like to suggest something along those lines.
Logan Parker
>when you're playing at 680 profresh and the randoms are putting in work
Levi Myers
Nevermind, griller wave. Let's just stand in the middle like idiots.
William Cruz
looks like a bunch of happy squids, what could be wrong
