League of legends general /lolg/

t. 20 inch penis

LISTENNNNNNNNNNNN

>can't get S+ on my main (Ryze) only S-
>get S+ on Soraka first time I played her
What did rito mean by this?

>team gets a huge lead and starts playing tdm
>i singlehandedly destroy every single building with no resistance because i'm just pushing lanes with no help or opposition for 20 minutes
nice game lolbabs

they know you main a disgusting champ like ryze so they won't give you the satisfaction

>Ryze
>Disgusting
What did he mean by this?

>another PBE cycle
>still no Taliyah skin
yeah more lux skins so e-girls can feel proud of spamming cc down a narrow lane

he means that ryze is for faggots

>presses q
>presses e
>presses q
you're now dead

remove supports
remove mages
remove tanks

T. faggots died trying to 1v1 a first time Ryze

Every "avatarfag", and i mean every single one that has the right to call himself that
has at least 100k mastery points so i know its against the rules still but that kind of give them a saying on the champs they have chose to autistically spam that much

tldr; they arent avatats for nothing

t. faggot who """carried""" a game 20/2 as first time Ryze

you have 0 reason to die to Ryze unless he's an autistic onetrick or a pro

>Trying to figure out how to build Xayah
I know her first four items should be ER/Shiv/RFC/IE, but I can't figure out which order they should be in, every one I've tried just feels wrong.

xth for my wife Syndra

>20/2
>not carrying
RFC always. Her damage is retarded. Shiv only if they have a lot of melee, but RFC 99% of the time
Source: Xayah main since season 3

imagine being this retarded

syndrafags have african ancestry

Support user, can I ask you something? Something I want to ask you and no one else!

>unless he's an autistic onetrick
see

I want to fertilize this plant.

Lux is more fun than Taliyah get bent I really want a Taliyah skin because Freljord Taliyah sucks.

Lux does not have a lot of skins compared to other champs her age and most of them are dog shit terrible outside of this one and Star Guardian

I do main Ryze but trust me there are a lot of idiots who will allow a new Ryze to poke them like mad then finish them
T. faggot Katarina main who hates the idea of other vhsmpions having resets

my team banned my jungle lucian pick
who do I pick as secondary

what if you were a cute purple girl and about 4 feet tall
who would you main?

tell me your league sins
make them damn good too

yordles are more like 2.5ft tall duder

But that's not true? What.

I have fun playing the game

Sure!

this but unironically

New poppy skin when?

i once made a mistake

>100k Mastery points is enough to know a champ.
I got 154K on Jayce and I still have no idea how to play him. You get 100k in like 2 weeks of playing a champ.

xth for Cute Ashe

Reposting Edition
Fuck you op

Nerf tanks and tank items

I like you too idiot

There you go *throws pepsi can at you*

Nope,but i will make an account mid-year promisse

Hey there nono!

I exclusively play ranked but I don't give a damn about winning

>>Lux is more fun than Taliyah
>spam Q
>spam W
>spam E
>catch someone out
>press R
>never had to get withing 400 units of the enemy
>>fun
Taliyah is literally 100% skillshots. Nothing feels better than outplaying the enemy team with mechanics, not broken cc and braindead spells
Lux has plenty of skins already, she doesn't need more. My boy A Sol would've been way better for this skin line anyways

Will you be my valentine?

...

veigar

I don't think you understand what I'm talking about. I'm more than positive they have 300k+ mastery points. Otping really isn't a problem and I don't have anything against that. The problem is that they are literally breaking one of the global rules of this site, look it up. Rule 13 I believe. they are clearly and evidently failing to abide by what this site states yet they feel the need to try and "correct" us and tell us how wrong we are for telling them to stop avatarfagging. That's the salt on the wound user, these avatarfags, the syndrafags, lulufags, lissfags, jinxfags, ashefags, etc. have the audacity to try and make it out that we are the unreasonable ones and that we are in the wrong, as if their words have more weight to them than Veeky Forums itself. That's my gripe. That's only ever been my gripe.

Lee sin, rumble, jarvan, who should I buy?

>died level 1
>fucked the lane
>entire teams still blames vayne
>team won't ff

just having a bad game bro xDDD

>tfw even Asheanon has no idea which one I actually am anymore
Sad.
Anyways hello.

Lee Sin. 1st time him in ranked and make sure to tell your team in fountain

rumble is always relevant

i said at least
Liss/Morde/J4/Garen/Vi fags and so many others (too many to list) have around 1 mill and without counting the various accounts they have

>Taliyah is literally 100% skillshots
So is Lux? And Taliyah has a lane wide AoE slow too and on top of it trying to dash out of the shit causes massive damage, that she can throw you back into. Neither of them have abilities that are particularly hard to land, Taliyah is just a close range fighter and has a non-damage ultimate.

Holy jesus the syndraclones are flocking in numbers tonight

The fucking point of Veeky Forums is to be anonymous you retard. If you want to be recognized go suck cocks on reddit. This clearly isnt the place for people like you.

>jg and top overstaying top
>they die
>why were you both even there
>idk
>jg muted entire team bc we wouldn't play how he wanted
>they wouldn't stop engaging
easy win turned into a waste of time
>even fucking teemo was flabbergasted
you can't make this shit up. apparently "NOT DYING" is difficult

>soraka shard, 500 orange essence, and a ward from a glorious champion capsule
t-thanks riot

xth phur me wyfe sundruh

>Having 1m mastery points in bronze - gold gives people meaningfull understanding of the game.
You do realise these people live on autopilot right? They take in 0 information.

>500 orange essence
rare drop

brainlet!

>Reddit
No thank you
Nah just me.

if you can't stay within single digit deaths you belong in bronze. the most basic mechanic in the game is literally not dying.

i'd rather have blue essence. literally made 90 blue essence from 10+ games.

I need you to pick one

Sona's is literally made to bear children.

To whichever syndrafag I was talking to. you say that you don't believe that you are above anyone else in this board. I want to believe, I do but I just cant. If you are truly anything of your word then do you believe that you should be banned? Do you believe that you should be punished for breaking the rules that many others in various boards have been banned for? Because if you don't believe that you should be banned for breaking global rules when you are guilty of doing what has gotten others banned then how are you not above everyone else then?

source?

pick j4 then

gibe sauce
is that lulu being raped

I love Lissandra!
ama!
>tfw even Asheanon has no idea which one I actually am anymore

yeah because the idiot has an IQ of -6 lmao

>acting like a non-damaging ult is no big deal
I can really only think of Kalista and Bard as champs that have non-damaging ults, besides the phase shifters like Jayce and Nid.

>Be me
>Playing with wife in flex for some fun games (solo/duo is plat flew is silver V)
>Play Nasus because he can win 1v5 if team just doesnt feed.
>Tell team that I can 1v5 as long as they dont feed.
>Go 10 - 1 in lane vs a Garen.
>Doesnt matter, whole team went 1-24 split among them (wife went 1-2 support)
I think low elo people just dont want to be carried from time to time as long as they arent doing the carrying.

lee sin it is

I'm not, that wasn't my point at all and I have no idea how you interpreted that way.

>I behave like a redditor but dont want to go to reddit because Im actually, literally gay.
Just fuck off dude, no one who truly belongs here wants you here.

subhumans can't be raped

Couldn't agree more.

Kayle :^)

A few of them are Bronze-Gold yeah i know but i choose because they actually know the game
Vi fag is challenger
Garen is master
Shen master
Liss is plat
Morde is gold but belongs in bronze and so on
My points is they have a saying on that x champ and some in the game overall

couldn't disagree less

I start Cull on most mages

A-user?

Who is this artist

>been abusing Trist for free wins lately
>she's kind of cute and growing on me

am I becoming a yordlefucker? the other day I got Poppy on ARAM as well and had fun

Yes maybe I do, but I haven't seen anyone here in this general actually banned for that so I don't know why you always make such a fuss about it only with me.
>trying to insult me by calling me gay
Not working.
>anyone who truly belongs here
That makes no sense.

>Shen
>Lissandra
>Zilean
>Tryndamere
k you got me there. but that's a tiny fraction of lol's like what 136 champs?

>Just fuck off dude, no one who truly belongs here wants you here.
Holy shit I needed that laugh, bless you user you're precious.

have you fapped to either of them yet?

Vi-Garen-Shenfag barely post here.
All the rest are cancer and have absolutely no knowledge of their champs, I have yet to see ashe/syndra/liss/lulufags give 1(ONE) good tip or unknown mechanic about their champ that requires mastery to know or find out.

I hate nocturne.

>>been abusing Trist for free wins lately
>>>>>lately
She's been busted since last midseason

Twisted fate.

thats kinda a dumb way to look at it
those champions arent extremely complex, nor is anybody claiming that they are the best at these

they just like them thematically, newfag