/owg/ - Overwatch General

Will she get a legendary skin the next event?

>"In addition to the game play changes, we’ve polished the ambiance of the brawl with touches including special music that plays when you carry the flag, team-colored flag status messages, and more."
>special music that plays when you carry the flag
>youtube.com/watch?v=6Wrxco5goLI
>youtube.com/watch?v=yzmhIs5cI8Y

[VGTG]

Where the fug is the tiddy queen

dunno about turning into zen
but you could turn into a bimbo
bambisleep.blogspot.com

user that's streaming, it was good watching you. Hope the rest of your games go well.

What were the Sombra changes?

Getting a cup size reduction.

Armpit queen

>want to play fun but suboptimal characters like sombra, mei and doomfist
>end up having to carry my team with OP heroes like D Va and Moira

How do I stop caring about winning?

Say something nice about my wife, she's been feeling down lately

who's this semen demon?

Today is national pizza day, what pizza does each hero like /owg/?

Get a smurf

Arousing tf isn’t relaxing at all. I like to turn into something peaceful before I sleep.

Your waifu is shit and she's the Helix cum dump.

>comp ctf
>enemy team has a tracer who keeps getting the flag and instantly blinking away
Only a russian could be dumb enough to keep doing the same mistake for 6+ minutes

pineapple

Her suit covers her massive breasts expertly!

At least put some fucking effort in your bait.

I already said something nice about Zen in the last thread so I’m all out sorry

Big tiddy maid hero when?

But it is canon

*headshots your wife*

10% less spread on her primary, 0.15 faster hacking, and it now disables anything with a button (Pharah space bar, Genji double jump) but hacked health packs no longer give her ulti charge

something nice about my wife, she's been feeling down lately

Blizzard's dragon milf

Alright, Competitive CTF, Is pharah a throw pick or not?

No

Give me a quick rundown of this maid hero's kit, please

Aren't all the female dragons super old?

A buddy and I have been duo queuing for the past three days, we've got him from 1500 to 2050 and myself from 2300 to 2650. I mainly junk and he moiras so I don't know how to feel about our success as we're both playing brainless heroes. But often we flex tank and still manage to get the job done. If we had a real solid hitscan to queue with I reckon we could make diamond but idk. Feels really good to be doing so well after 7 seasons of solo queueing unable to break plat.

>Blizzard's shitiest game gets titty milfs
>we get shit like Orisa and Doomfist
This is all Jeff's fault isn't it?

my wife geguri is streaming RN please watch frog135

Don't worry though they're removing these minor changes that make her a viable pick so they can die on PTR.

HS is definitely the shittiest Blizzard game. I'd even argue HOTS is the least worst moba.

There are no titty milfs in Diablo 3 though?

Is that jjonak's stream? If not then fuck off, there's literally no stream worth watching over his

I'm pretty sure HS has some big breasted milfs.

>tfw since OW is super mainstream we'll never get skins this overtly sexual

You know in your heart it's true.

Honestly I can't keep up with these initialisms and acronyms

Is Zarya a big breasted milf?

Can you guess the rank?

No, barbarian skin shows she has literally zero tits.

1700s

>silenced
silver

She's not a mom

Damn she plays with a high sens. Barely moves her mouse.

Him playing Moira isn't so much a brainless. You on the other hand.

Doomfist is cool, you fag

Master.
The fact that you were banned for abusing chat makes you the worst player though. Being skillful and being good are two different things, user.

2800

It's weird as fuck, most people are way too shaky for high dpi

it's part of the reason why people accused her of hacking

Seems a bit too high honestly

>i've discovered just now that Blizzard's matchmaking and ranking is pure rubbish

>5 stack + me in comp, low diamond
>they pick dva, ana, 3 DPS
>pick Winston
>spend the entire first round with 4 golds
>"winston, switch to fking healer"
>ignore, continue
>their dva switches to DPS too
>this team is now 1 tank, 1 healer, 3 DPS
>"WINSTON UR THROWING SWITCH"
>check medals
>silver damage, gold obj time
>"I'm the only tank. No."
>"the only thing ur the only of is throwing"
ooga

>boring char design
>boring voice
>extremely niche abilities
he's awful

Why are you toxic though? You could probably climb higher if you weren't and didn't tilt your team.

I love my wife Sombra!

Friendly reminder that 5 stacks are a cancer on the game who don't even have 5 friends so they can build a 6 man.

Doomfist is literally the most boring hero in the game. Both in his kit and as a character.

Out of most, pretty much all, crack pot theories I've read this is pretty interesting. It also makes sense. I don't know if anyone has ever bothered reading shit theories (mostly for laughs) but some are just fucking awful. Reaching is one thing but many don't make any sense.

I guess the real reason I like this is imagining what her "Reaper" outfit was and how it would work as a skin.

>high mobility, high burst damage, enemy displacement
>niche
wut

Fuck, I want to spit on that spic's face while she chokes on my cock so bad...

I sperg out when mercy mains talk shit

Doomfist is pretty fucking niche.

MORE LUST THAN TTHE MOON IN WINTER

YWN get beaten up by your attractive wife

autism

Ching chong! Food smell good but drop my chopstick! Ping pong!

That looks tasty, why be racist.

>Hand Cannon
>Damage reduced from 11 to 6
>Number of bullets fired increased from 6 to 11
>Spread pattern made more consistent
>This is actually a fucking nerf
>"Armor will block a certain amount of HP for every shot it takes. Armor will block 5 HP damage from every individual hit that deals 10 HP damage or more. Hits that deal less than 10 HP damage will be halved instead." -Wiki
>Hand Cannon's damage to armor went from 36 to 33
>More projectiles per shot means more room for error too
>Unless the spread change is really good and makes headshotting easier then this is a straight up nerf
>Torbjorn also counters Doomfist even harder than before

I know his weapon can headshot, but a single armor pack (75 Armor) blocks two full bodyshots with 9 armor remaining instead of 3 now. Not only that but an armor pack used to reduce the damage of a full headshot to 107 after each projectile interacts with the armor, whereas now it's 77. And remember that even if you only have one armor point remaining, it will still reduce the next instance of damage regardless of how big or small it is. Torbjorn already countered Doomfist hard because Doomfist can only fight at close range and has no way of taking out Torbjorn's turret without getting close enough to get shot. Now Armor packs will help you survive his weapon better, because Hand Cannon is much stronger against non-armored targets now, but much weaker versus armor. Not to mention Torbjorn's right click can deal a shitload of damage if you land a headshot at close range, and Doomfist is nothing but close range fighting.

>Dragons
>Food
Nice fake pic

>chink raviolis
Those things give me a semi

>tfw ctf comp rank is higher than regular comp rank has ever been

Maybe I'll have chinese for dinner.

Which one's the dog meat?

wew just got a 2 day ban despite never using mic or throwing

>fluctuating between diamond/plat
>high masters in lucio ball
I think they're giving shitters high ranks so they feel good about themselves

who is this slut that is currently thinking

That's not racist, you Reddit pleb.

CLANS/GUILDS WHEN?
I thought you wanted to fight toxicity, Jeff, you fucking twat.

You can make a chat group in bnet. /owg/ has groups but no one joins them or hardly uses them for that matter.

What did you type though?

BOOP

>competitive capture the flag
>not filled with throwers
Just try and prove me wrong.

Why so toxic, user? :^)

Evie from Paladins.

she's a cutie