League of Legends General - /lolg/

>get smashed out of my mind
>stroll into /lolg/
>challenge people to 1 vs 1 me
>somebody FINALLY accepted again
>he gets bodied
>I have barely played the game in months
when does this general plan on getting good?

phew crisis averted
how did you write fanfiction while showering? won't your typewriter get damaged?

link pls

Ahri is an anal slut.

speaking of vlad, the champ, i barely see him
but i played against one as new swain and shat all over him
just straight up out-damaged him without getting touched by his attacks until we rolled over him
is that normal?

what the, I meant to reply to this
fuck off faggot

New champ again teased...

Look, I don't like Lux much, I really don't like this event's pandering towards her and I don't even take pleasure in all the Lux fanatics having a Chroma for her new skin held hostage by a bundle-

But that emote is great, especially considering that you got it for free.

Most people in here are bronze or silver.

Her voice is cute, she hates only those who did her wrong and is actually a sweetie if do not try to anger her.
And most importantly I love her, that's what counts, not any silly standards.
Maybe one day we will get the Pengu champion user.

in my head you doofus

where??

>tfw want the Lunar Nasus skin and chroma
>Only enough RP for one
>Cousin said he'd give me the skin for my b-day
>Cousin said he spent rp to get himself lunar Lux and all her chromas

Why is life so cruel?

I mean it's cute, sure. But it just lacks something the other decent emotes have. I don't really like the emote system in general but if I had to use one it'd be the Yasuo one to tilt people, the original Lux one, the Ashe one, or the Blitz one. Although I got the Ahri one out of a chest and that one can be fun in game, particularly if I get saved by someone or something.

>nuTorment is just a damage-ramp item with %max health burn in magic damage
>80 AP for the fuck of it

I expect to see this on AD casters, too

Reminder to respect your support and protect her!!!

It basically rewards sustained damage

YOU WILL REMEMBER YORICK MORI

Can Pingu be a Syndra`s friend like Trundle and Lissandra?

Man that hint of pubes just turned me on like no other picture or porn video.

that pic is a masterpiece.

>get 55% tenacity
>laugh at stuns

well that was pretty silly but how viable is it?

>New champ teaser
>It's a void portal opening up and a shot coming through
>Apparently it's somehow confirmed it's a void marksman
>We often get female marksme (though our last one was Xayah who was pretty recent, so maybe not this time which would hurt the theory)
>Swain's update included an interaction with Kassadin where he says "He's heard the rumors. The girl who came back"

I swear to christ Riot, if this isn't Kassadin's daughter, you guys are officially the biggest cock teasers.

>team doesnt ban GP

...

>needing anything else but the good ol' thumbs up emote

woah get a load of these high rollers

are you gonna transfer it from your head to somewhere else? you need to hurry before you forget!

>New Lux skin
>Lux support every game
>Retards feed because they don't know how to deal with her
Just

I don't know user...

Have you thought about my proposal? I don't want to be alone on valentines!

At what point GP barrels decide to damage someone? The moment he shoots the first one?
I dodged the last barrel several times, was out of the radius and still took damage

This is a trap question
I've read that doujin

>have mastery 7 on that short purple support
>nearly 100 games with her this season alone
>just NOW occurred to me I can E a minion and Q off it for poke

Why is Vlad so fucking strong at the moment?

He just seems like a freelo to me.

i will deliver, probably, maybe

the radius is really wonky
play GP and put a barrel down then move the camera all around the barrel
the radius changes on where you're looking at the barrel from

just wait until next patch with all the new ap items

are you ready for FREE 8s ghost+ap bonus every 90s?

Whats inside?

Guess I'll be buying some vlad skins and going to go full asshole and main him until he gets nerfed.

emote

My dick.

A good skin but for a champion you don't play.

Who would be SG MF's boyfriend/boytoy?

INSIDE THAT CHEST
THERE IS ANOTHER CHEST

An Annie waifu bot that is going to be delivered to your doorstep in a week.

Actually the only one I want!

fuck off jhin

this emote is gold

>bot loses
>we lose top by default
>then herald by default
>then mid by default

how can they fix this?

buff towers

yeah I wouldn't mind being her stress relieving meat rod if you know what I mean

Remove bot lane. Simple.

So i finished my quests and got 2 shitty skins and nothing more.
>To protect from bad luck, it guarantees a 975+ shard every 3 rolls.
Nice meme riotHQ. Nothing works the first two days but ya thanks for the event.
There were like 5 things that are "chance to get" but i didnt got anything on the two.
How high is the chance? And what do you got form the even? I find this even shit tbqh.

give me a champion though

Got this one rotting in my inv for a while now. How's Anivia as a champion? Is this skin good?
Buff towers, they're taken down too quickly as it is

Fucking tower in one of my last games cant kill even they adc alone. Shoot like 5 or 6 times and she leave with 50% hp.

>be poppy
>enemy team has yasuo, xin and jarvan
>fuck them up by default
>5v5 happens
>ult
>its suddenly a 2v5

Jesus christ Poppy is so fucking OP sometimes, shit is ridiculous.

>Extend the 50 min games buffing towers
Bronze Opinions

I love my champ but I hope he gets gutted so that people won't complain anymore

me
I'm da champ

like competitive matters lamo

>get an ever so slight lead bot lane
>next thing you know you get the 4 man fuck fest bot every wave

yeah she'd go for jax

they'll always complain user
your champ is aids

THREADLY REMINDER THAT THIS IS WHY HASHINSHIN IS ALWAYS MAD

>exaggeration: the post
buff the first tower only desu, they're too easy to take down and snowball as a result

>Got this one rotting in my inv for a while now. How's Anivia as a champion? Is this skin good?
Skin's creative, sorta let down that its a 750 so it looks kinda janky. I still use it.

Anivia herself is quite strong. People forget just how good she is.

Yes lets really slow down this already snail game this will fix it!
>Bro only a game and i'm bad at it lmao!

...

ANOTHER

>Ziggs ult with Zoe bubble
cancer

ZERO

DOT

TWENTYFIVE

>Lunar Empress skin
>it's not Diana
>it's the >Lady of Luminosity

?????????????????????????????

>Carry the game
>Everyone on your team honored a teammate! You got a little extra Honor progress this game.
>Didn't receive shit

Random Poll

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Diana deserves another skin.

I wanna marry Taliyah's eyebrows!

>pick jax top
>enemy jungler picks something with good damage
>enemy top is a cc tank
>jungler clears all his camps on cooldown and is able to continually walk at me anyway
>still steamroll my lane because maokai is a retard and didnt buy bramble or tabis (low elo smurf)
>win
>enemy khazix says it's cause Jax is OP
why is every single jungler subhuman

like, i get that not all of what hash said is true, but to have this much power this early in the game and still lose, how delusional do you have to be?

yikes

an empress and a goddess are two entirely different things as I'm sure you're able to tell apart
not just that, but having a girl that has the power of creating light as anything related to the moon makes no sense

who is this bitch with this awful accent

>playing against riven
>jungle ganks me
>i burn flash
>riven hits six seconds later
>starts walking in my direction
>pops ult

post moments when you know you're already dead

post the screencap of the guy who took a pic of fakers ass

HEED THE CALL
ABOUT TIME TO FEED THE OPPOSING MIDLANER

does the moon not light up the night

>an empress and a goddess are two entirely different things as I'm sure you're able to tell apart
Right, Diana is a divine being, not a fancy pansy cutesy princess like Lux. Which is why Lux gets the Lunar Empress skin while Diana gets to be a goddess.

i want galactic diana

imagine hard-endged laser qs

back in my day ap items had 120 ap

is euw fucking DEAD ?

not by itself
fair point desu

Riot doesnt need to make sense. Did you forget the shitstorm over Janna's last skin

Just tell me straight.

I'm never gonna make it to gold, right?