Look man, he only had room for 4 beds and didn't want to make things awkward
Daniel Foster
My library doesn't have a single book, but still it attracts these weirdoes.
Lucas Campbell
>loneflash
Anthony Hall
What will the artifact be?
Jace Cox
>making an artifact out of your dead pet chicken's wing metal as fuck
Joshua Cook
>sterling silver An edged weapon.
Jack Young
>Cerol Farashalåth, "Cerol Creedbolted", a sterling silver crossbow Looks like Ekastegast was a hungry head.
Oliver Baker
fucking kill me
Kevin Gomez
The dwarves I sent to raid the necromancer's tower returned with a cargo of books. Nothing on the secrets of life and death, but maybe that's for the best.
Asher Ross
At least they're well written, your dwarves will be able to have some non-terrible content to read.
Nolan Lopez
...
Cameron Ramirez
Neat, I didn't even know plays existed.
Gabriel Reyes
>tfw library is full of the dwarven equivalent of Atlas Shrugged and an entire library wing worth of garbage fanfiction about animal people
Jordan Parker
Bump
Noah Taylor
Ok, so the myths and magic update is DEFINITELY this year right?
Josiah Miller
Yeah, if its a Jupiter year.
Jordan Martin
Soon™
Ryan Hill
My library has like fifteen copies of the same badly written book about the world orbiting the sun
Ethan Walker
Yeah, I wanted to make an above ground luxury lodge, but didn't quite realize that the land portion of the map was untamed wilds, so my dwarves were getting jumped by Giant Jumping Spiders off the bat.
David Thomas
No, he's not even done with the artifact release yet, and it's been nearly a year. The chance of the first myth and magic update being released this year is extremely slim. The entire series of updates and fixes will likely take several years.
Joshua Rogers
I've been gone for about a month and a half. Has anything interesting happened since about mid December? Last thing I remember is the artifact update was released and was buggy and Relicwebs had been plumbed.
Joshua Martinez
hehehe
Anthony James
What would even give you such an impression?
Juan Cook
can someone please give me some mega advice? im gonna dig down a large shaft for entrance and exit, i understand that stairs can cause FPS issues but what else can i use? a ramp based stairwell or what? what is an effective design that has the least negative impact on fps?
Jack Diaz
You need some MEGA ADVICE?!?!?
Cherish your family, it doesn't get any better than family.
Caleb Ward
>stairs can cause FPS issues They don't. The reason everyone calls you names when you use them is that wide stair arrays are ugly.
Carson Edwards
yeh but whats the alternative
Easton Roberts
Ridden minecarts that fall off the end of a track and drop onto featherwood floors 50z down.
Dominic King
What the fuck is this shit about "Cannot build on highest level" and how the fuck do I get around it?
My tower's not done.
Charles Martin
You can use dfhack to add more z-levels to the top of the map
Otherwise you're straight fucked m8
Benjamin Thomas
That'd be ramps, like you suggested. In my current fort, I got these simple 6x6 spirals. Linear ramps work too. The way ramps work is pretty much obvious, you just have to find a design that looks good.
Ayden Lewis
I had no idea giant slugs were capable of this.
Andrew Perez
I'd imagine it crushed you under its enormous bulk.
Juan Stewart
how do I add more levels? I'm looking at the dfhack API and I'm not seeing it.
Lucas Moore
Force = Mass x Velocity
If it weighs as much as a freight train, it's going to hurt when it hits you.
Dominic Ward
New robot ideas: >motorcycle centaur >stationary turrets >Bagger 288 with a gun >swarm of small bitey things >car with hands
y/n?
Joshua Green
I can't remember the command for it.
Just look through the directory.
Brody Wood
Stationary creatures are really hard to make work, but the rest seems cool
Alexander Robinson
just use the piranha plant from mushroom kingdom mod as a base, it works fine
Jonathan Hernandez
cool thanks for the advice. I am also tempted to make car-with-hands a night creature that "converts" spouses by welding them into a new car body to act as fuel.
Liam Anderson
He felt interested near a fine page 10 recently.
Ethan Gutierrez
Our time in Veeky Forums is so brief... Begone, fear!
Alexander Brown
>?
Horrifying screams come from the darkness below!
Jason Evans
It is sad, but not unexpected.
Luis Robinson
Those 28 posters are probably more like 15-20.
Jaxson Gomez
Here's my idea for a theoretical fortress design I'll probably never do. Each part of the fortress is divided into an individual "block." Blocks can contain anything, but should be limited to one type of thing. Blocks are arranged in a square formation, and 3x2 hallways connect the blocks. Each hallway contains a two bridges. Bridges are connected to a lever in a central control room. All the hallway bridges nearest to a certain block are hooked up to one lever. This allows each block to be completely sealed. This is mostly just an idea for now, I haven't tested anything at all.
Gabriel Morgan
If only you could set carts for travel purposes.
Bentley Harris
Toady. GF. Needs. One.
NOW
Benjamin Phillips
Do it. Won't be hard. Bridges function as cart track, so you can shift heavy loads and quantum stockpile between blocks easily.
Hunter Allen
Probably the biggest disappointment in minecarts. They basically do everything but transport dwarves in a non-fatal manner.
Mason Harris
What limit do you put on children? I had a huge siege that wiped over half my dwarves, but all the children lived.
Isaiah Cox
5.
Leo Cooper
I just made this world for testing purposes but it looks like something cool as fuck is happening here
Asher Williams
Are they here to drive the outlaws off maybe?
Sebastian Reed
Is there a way to build a pump stack without adding an access shaft? The wiki implies that it can be done with ramp tiles, but my understanding of ramp requirements conflicts with the wiki suggestion.
Ian Collins
ask them why they're travelling
Lincoln Cruz
I did and they said they are on an important mission.
Logan Roberts
Posting this weird three-way bridge I found in an old adventure. The right walkway lead to a dead end, strangely enough.
Jackson Flores
Game really needs underground stuff, there is literally nothing to do underground
Anthony Williams
Is there a way to get more civs to live underground in mountainhomes? Could there be underground wars?
Dylan Rivera
>Is there a way to get more civs to live underground in mountainhomes? yes
1.37 is released. Creatures will no longer bleed out immediately upon penetration of the exterior and also there are playable motorcycle centaurs.
Jace Richardson
>motorcycle centaurs God bless your fantastic autism
Carter Ward
and he did it all to circumvent a single bug in DF
Cooper Ramirez
Thank you
On that note I would really appreciate it if people who download my mod would let me know if that is working. It should be fairly easy to determine through just walking into a besieging army's camp or alternately a refugee camp. All that needs to be observed is if they are awake or not. If they are awake, then the bug has been avoided and my efforts are not in vain.
Justin Lewis
I'm armoring up my dorf army and I have a question about crafting my armor. I noticed it comes up as right glove, left glove, right glove, etc.
Does it automatically make a right and then a left or is it random? Will I have to keep adding work orders until I get 20 pairs of steel gauntlets?
Carson King
If you order 1 gauntlet they will make both a right and left one. So for 20 pairs of steel gauntlets just order 20 steel gauntlets and they'll make 20 pairs.
Colton Martin
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Dominic Johnson
>no metals >giant outside >plenty of opals
Screw it. We are never going outside. We booze until we die.
Nathaniel Bailey
...
Ryder Perez
So went to legends for once. So a war started because elves devoured sapient flesh.
Anthony Robinson
>Elves are the only race which wholeheartedly accepts the devouring of enemy combatants. Looking in legends mode shows that an elven combatant will sometimes devour the other person they were fighting when they win. In spite of this, elves refuse to butcher and consume intelligent beings under other conditions.
classic elves
Kayden Rogers
Toady is a TRANNY and a SHITTER
Jaxon Campbell
is that like that corrosion mod?
Nathaniel Kelly
There are a few key differences
Corrosion: >primarily human-centric >low tech/modern tech >zombie apocalypse >mutants and undead for general dangers >focus on realism and gritty atmosphere
Age of Steel: >primarily centered on android/machine races >anachronistic high-tech (railgun muskets, quadrupedal drones instead of horses, herding autonomous mining bots like cattle, giant holographic bears) >post-singularity collapse apocalypse maybe >feral robots and rogue superweapons for general threats >0 focus on realism and all focus on aesthetic (and balance a little bit)
Henry Perry
uhm nice. I really wish the guy that made corrosion updated it.
Julian Nelson
oh fuck I haven`t been on the forums since 2014, it seems he is back.
Matthew Torres
Ah, thanks. And yeah I can understand that, a niche mod like Corrosion probably doesn't have many other counterparts. But also I forgot to add one last thing to the list of differences.
Corrosion: >faction members are from species that need to sleep so they will all fall victim to the sleeping army/refugee bug given enough time
Age of Steel: >faction members are robots that don't need to sleep so adventure mode town invasions and other similar events will function as they ought to.
This difference is the primary reason Age of Steel exists, because I really don't like that bug but making the normal races not need to sleep would be unimmersive, so the only logical thing was an overhaul to turn everything into robots.
Oh cool, that's nice.
Brayden Martinez
has someone ever managed to make guns and lasers or similar shit create smoke when they fired? I remember there were some attemps but the Raw system is limited.
Nathaniel Scott
Unfortunately that is not possible, luckily railguns do not produce smoke when fired so that is convenient.
Noah Murphy
Toadys gf is Tanya Short. Or at the very least he likes orbiting her on twitter.
Aaron Bell
Don't mention that witch here ever again.
Jonathan Butler
>and it's been nearly a year. it's been more than a year and a half
And when you think about what's being added, I want to cry It all felt extremely slow, but I think it's because all the code was 'new' Toady said a lot of the planned content for the magic update derives from already done code He already haves the myth generator done, for example
Brody Bell
>Cherish your family, it doesn't get any better than family. something happened user?
Colton Jenkins
Man, I've been embarking untamed wilds with every fort for months and haven't had any good shit like that. Best I can hope for are giant keas stealing my shit. I want giant grizzly bears. I want giant war grizzlies.
Oliver Martin
it`s because toady is a shit developer and programmer. He should off himself or release the code so competent people can work on the project.