Heroes of the Storm General - /hotsg/

if youre too bad for dota and even lol you play hots

>lucas

pedofil

Shit OP new thread when?

malthael looks fun

@204836261
if you're too bad for dota and even lol and even hots, you come bait and shitpost here

Monara when?

hots is harder than dota

10 reports and it goes away :)

Lunara is fun and cute, FUN AND CUTE!!!

dota 2 feels like ass, league is cool but i just don't want to deal with the learning curve. fifty billion heroes to learn, hour long games, and pve minigames taking up the first half

the idea of being able to carry is definitely cool but i'm not sure if it's worth it and i'm not willing to put in a fuck ton of time to find out

i want to succ on those fat ass nips

soon

Despite how much I hate OW heroes, I really want her to come out.

he is a pedophile and left twitter after being exposed

>new brawl is 1 uncle chen versus an army of li li

yikes

Well TOO BAD, Sombra is the only female coming this year. Mei literally wasted million of dollars on the most boring cinematic OW ever put up. Nobody ever talked about it again 5 minutes later. Nothing but trash.

imagine the smell

>unforeseen consequences
Schwimpi busting out the Kerrigan

...

>win +187
>lose -213

wet fur! i would love it!

Ana, junkrat and hanzo add nothing of value to this game. Lucio and d.va are braindead. Tracer should have never been released. M A D A M A D A. Zarya is excellent though.

>picking garrosh
lol

>blaze getting picked every match
APOLOGIZE

If Zarya looked liked that I would play her a lot more.

>not picking garrosh

remember when people said bunker was bad?

>tfw want to pick him up but as a solo laner
>as soon as you pick him everyone else goes assassin
>lol we already have a tank

I absolutely cannot wait to see what revealing outfit they give her as a skin so that she can finally let her massive jugs out. Honestly Mei is the only titty monster left in the Blizzard catalog unless they decide to pull another Alexstrasza and re-imagine the character as hyper fertile.

She's perfect because has an ass that doesn't fit into clothes, giant breasts that hang beautifully, gorgeous lips, and perfect looks. An 11/10 if I've ever seen one. The only heroes that come close are Alexstrasza, Mei, and Jaina.

Garrosh is fucking up Method holy shit

>1 kill
accurate character fantasy achieved

*horrifies your path*

>people replying to this thread
WHAT ARE YOU DOING???

Reminder of reddit karma-whoring sell-out rats: reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/4mh256/theres_a_guy_on_Veeky Forums_who_has_accurately_leaked/
reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/7ui1jk/every_4chans_vg_hots_thread_ever_in_a_nutshell/
reddit.com/r/heroesofthestorm/comments/7i161v/potential_Veeky Forums_leak_electric_boogaloo/

reddit.com/user/SSJ5Gogetenks
>ponyfucker
reddit.com/user/chasedogman
reddit.com/user/Phoenixed

They are in this thread RIGHT NOW!

More interested in the ass.

>not reporting it with a static IP
you could have acted but you chose to do nothing

Every inch of her oozes sex, her body needs to be shown off and obviously the Overwatch team doesn't agree.

Objective never ever list:

>Missing WC3 heroes
Vashj
Dreadlord
Cairne
Mannoroth
Kil'jaeden/Archimonde
Grom
Vol'jin

>HS portrait
Anduin

>Diablo 3
Imperius
Belial

>Prime Evils
Baal
Mephisto

>SC
Not robotshit Fenix
Duran/Narud

>SC2 coop
Mira Han and Matt Horner (rofl)
Rory Swan (fuck off)
Robotshit Fenix (if they add this over real Fenix I'll end Blizzard)
Karax (why are there so many sc2 memes)
Vorazun

Honestly I hope some of those are true never ever

leftovers more like tablescraps into the bin lmao

Damn the bald brazzers guy literally does do everything :O

how would you fix her

>not even 10 people from hotsg reporting this
maybe this isn't the fate we want, but the fate we deserve

I'd fix her a wonderful day out with Darnassian wine and rough lovemaking until I knocked her up

I did my job and reported and posted those

>thread wars against good OP
newfags and leddit are the enemy and no one wants to enlist

it was at first and still is situational. enemy team comp full of poison and delayed damage it's great, it even cancels Chromie's rewind, but many a time just blasting out extra damage is better than risking them ganking your play. Also like Medivh's portals it's only as good as your teams wiliness to coordinate.

the more you point this out the more it gets puahed to the top and more people will traffic here.

>25 posters
>not even 10 reports

>want to press V for retreat ping
>fingers positioned wrong
>hero starts doing mastery taunt
>can't move
>die
nice game hotsbabs

>admit to messing up
>blames game anyway

kek

>Grom Hellscream gets added to the game
>He's a healer

Sometimes I don't have anything to contribute but still make a post so that the posters counter goes up and it looks like our game isn't so dead anymore

>sometimes I shitpost
ftfy

the hero we don't deserve

What is good OP according to you?

Waifu posting? Some lame bant "edition"?

...

tfw carried by worm

Do you mind if I save this image?

>be maiev
>first minute of the game
>go in for some cheeky skirmish mid
>toss out my e
>accidentally press e again
>epic flank behind entire enemy team
>die immediately

teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaam

wait what, firebat was released?
Haven't played this in eons

>42 minutes

Yes

welcome to quick memes

>pick Abathur in unranked
>someone picks Illidan
Why? Do they think Illidan somehow becomes good if you have Abathur?

I love Ragnaros

>play on the weekend
>lose
so it's that simple...

carapace, +attack speed and ranged finisher synergises well with illi

they want that attack speed

just a friendly reminder that this isn't 2005 anymore and Veeky Forums and reddit are not that different and to welcome any new redditors as long as they conform to the site culture and post quality memes

What does the synergy matter when there are heroes that would do even better even if they had less synergy?

Die.

no such thing as a quality meme, people who use the word meme should be banned, you're clearly not from here

maiev too
all of our /neverever/ heroes are coming out

bets ?

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>drafting zarya as your support AND tank

this is the most epic thing i have ever seen!!

You just need to clear waves and you insta win, like every game in gold.

I know it is trendy and memey to blame the Twin Blades Varian for games like this, but I'm blaming Twin Blades Varian for this game. Johanna AND Lili. And he kept picking fights.

We actually boss stole once, but then Varian decided to try to do second boss and we got boss stolen.

>no tank
>no tank in hold this fucking bush: the map
>double melee into arthas
>they have mommy and you also dont have a support
what the fuck man

>4v5 for most of the game
all on blue

all on mommy

that's just stalling cancer. nobody wins those types of games

I don't get why they don't just remove healing from the game, nobody wants to play support. You're just a spectator most of the time unless you play like brightwing or uther who can make plays.

I was gonna play support but they told me to picj rag

You underrate the autismo potential of most people on this sorry place called Earth .

>nobody wants to play support
wrong, some people actually want to play support, you might refer to them as "support mains" or "healsluts"

Then they told you to go suck the weiner of a female hots streamer and you did it as well ?