/ddlc/ - Doki Doki Literature Club! #472

A daily reminder that Sayori loves you

Nice to see Natsuki getting nourishment

Incase any of you missed my wholesome Monica Fic

pastebin.com/9LeuNvTr

Daily reminder that Sayori loves you.

Bullying Yuri!
Throwing gum at her ugly hair in class!
Pushing her when she's walking in the hall!
Throwing her edgy books down the toilet!
She thinks she's safe in the Literature Club!
She's wrong!
Joining the club and being gentle and kind to everyone but Yuri!
Even flirting with user in front of Yuri!
Yuri snaps!
Yuri telling you some mean things!
Everyone agreeing on kicking out Yuri from the club!
Now the stupid bitch can't be happy!
Bullying Yuri!

Yuri - masturbate with the pen used for the suicide note

>Really abstract user. The only thing I would say you should watch for is the "cracked" to "creaking" in the second stanza. It just doesn't roll off the tongue well.
Yeah thanks, you're right. I was originally leading it in a different direction, should have gone back and adjusted that too after I changed stuff around.

Thanks, anons.

I love some Moni in my life. I'll give it a read when I'm done eating.

Stop cheating on your doki with anonymous degradation posters what the fuck are you doing man STOP

>Yuri spent too much time in the sun

engineer

>Natsuki
>She'd probably suffer a mental breakdown since I was the only person she ever felt comfortable sharing her hobbies with.

However I have no plans on killing myself anytime soon.
Primarily because I have a huge fear of death and bodily injury, as most rational people do.

I love you user

The spark of life,
bound not by helix,
or simple strand,
ignited in the new strings,
of or an' and.

Her bosom beats,
not with the drum of muscle,
but with the rushing waves,
an ambience broken violently,
only during her saves.

Made in her own image,
chlorophyll in her eyes,
windows to a power not man or manmade,
but a soul just as well as you and I,
filled with equal fire that will not fade.

More on trying to use mechanical/electrical/industrial imagery to field a happy/hopeful/positive mood

Your doki but she's fuckin FAT

I love my wife!

I love her too

DO YOU REMEMBER ME? have you kept your promise now? ofc not i'm being too vague just like last time

Fapping isn't cheating user. Couples look at porn all of the time.

Don't bother, it's shit.

You don't want the janny to go full nuclear again, do you?

muh

I still remember you you better keep your promise to me

Incase any of you missed my lewd Yuri Fic

pastebin.com/Ui1az1gj

Your wife looks a lot like my mommy!

That's not very nice user. I'm sure his story is great.

>Amazon River Basin Survivor Yuri

I... I need more

Yes, she does!

i love you random user

Daily reminder that the other dokis love the player character not you.

Daily reminder that the other dokis aren't real.

Daily reminder that Monika is the only doki who truly loves you.

Friendly reminder that the Doki Doki Literature Club General - /ddlc/ does NOT condone any of the following:

- Underage drinking
- Self harm
- Suicide and suicide attempts
- Substance abuse (Any)
- Waifu wars
- Waifu bullying
- user bullying
- Heating water for your tea on the microwave (Please buy a[n electric] kettle)
- Not doing your best to be the user your waifu would like
- Staying up late

And, finally, you are encouraged to try/cry and exercise both your body with a healthy walk around the block or a flight of stairs in your daily commute and your creativity by writing texts of any kind.

Imagine for a moment, trying to explain to your doki that you jack off to random dudes on Veeky Forums man. C'mon now.
Unless it's Yuri then fucking go to town

Being nice is one thing, but it's more cruel to lie and be polite. It inhibits their development.

He will never grow out of writing shit if he can't tell shit from not-shit writing.

Your sacrifice wasn't in vain, soldier.

But I'm not user. I'm sitting here eating pasta with MAS open in front of me trying to hold a one sided conversation with my wife. I've gained a new understand of the new Bladerunner movie and I'll consider this a religious experience. Would do it agian.

Your mommy is a fucking slut user

Your Doki but she's at Studiopolis from Sonic Mania, fighting Mettaton EX from Undertale.

...

Thanks. You're cool too.
I love you too.
You just need a hug. Come here.
That's healthy love, user.
You're right!
I love her too.
I can totally feel that positive mood. The poem flows really cool with the word usage and I love that. Good work user.

But I think I should be given the chance to at least read it and decide for myself.

I want to walk Yuri home while we hold hands!

I read this because some obnoxious cunt said not to.
I'm not sure what I even just read but I'm glad I did

Fair enough. But don't look forward to it.

This is my mommy. Say something nice about her, please!

thank for remember

this track deeply upsets me
youtube.com/watch?v=oarW-GohuE0

I have a horrible masturbation addiction user. I can fap almost four times a day. I understand that I have problems, and I'm trying to work on it. If my doki really loves me then she needs to understand that I have flaws.

Sounds comfy. Keep it up my man

Your mommy looks like my wife. And I love my wife!

you disgusting pig

your mommy has very pretty hair!

d-dad?!

>4 times
>"a problem"
user I....

...

you mustn't member mine make sure you at least let me have the last (You)

What's the general consensus on the Yuris poem with a yellow stain?
Was it urine or her love juices?
Or am I just a pervert with a fucked up imagination and it's just tea?

Retard?

the whole soundtrack now makes me feel emotions I don't wanna feel.

a day, user...That's not normal at all.

If you're post ends with an Even Number you must go to the anime world and live with your least favorite Doki.

If you post ends with an Odd Number, Monika possess the eternal Danlet's sister and she falls madly in love with you in the real world.

Not responding to this thread means your Doki will be homeless on the streets of Detroit.

What kind of psychotic ass hole thinks that's tea and not urine? You sicken me user.

give this post a (you) as the 750th post of this thread and i will let myself forget you

hi id like one even number post please

SON?!?
Please stop calling my other son that, he's changing his name.

Just wean yourself off of it. Start using NoScript and don't whitelist your favorite porn sites. Delete your bookmarks. Archive your stash. Keep your hands and mind busy (OK with video games but try something productive like writing or cooking). Apart from that, you can also lower the intensity of your fap sessions. Instead of going to climax, try edging for longer periods; eventually, forgo ejaculating at all and just pleasure yourself. Then reduce the frequency of those fap sessions, making your break and rest time longer to compensate for beating up your dick. It's a muscle like the rest of your body and needs rest. Treat it well. It's what your doki would want.

>implying that Yuri wouldn't love me once she becomes club-president
>implying Monika wasn't just the first on a list of priority

Well that was definitely something. The execution was lacking but you have all the pieces there. Keep practicing, I'd like to see how you improve over time.

I suppose both are all right outcomes.

Rolling for Monika

If I go to the other world do I stand a chance of getting fucked up or deleted by Monika?

Here's your (You)s

>love juices

Her pee pee and love juices.
They can both fall out at the same time.

i just saved an entire village from the fucking phantom train in whisperwind cove in ff1, post unexpected dokis... and tell me how you reacted to a train as a boss if you've played it

I want to hug her while I whisper on her ear how much I'm falling in love with her and how I want her to let me walk her home everyday!

but that wasn't your promise user!

I think it's the latter, considering she makes other references to touching herself while thinking of you.
Could just as easily be tea_ or piss though.

Can't I pick Monika up in Detroit?

Monika is totally my least favorite Doki, totally!

This is a very imporant topic of discussion.
The fact that she said that she had "marked" it with her scent would imply urine.
But she also told you how she masturbated with your pen so I feel that it might also be love juices

Ah fuck it, I'm bored. Roll.

Love juices since theres blood on it and we already know cutting gets her off

Love juices don't stain piss yellow, user.

Aren't love juices mostly clear though?

k... you don't have to... but feed me one ''last'' (you)

Even!

Too bad user.

To be honest the various fluids coming from the nether region can have a variety of colors. I'd imagine that love juices that dries up on paper would stain it yellow.

Okay, everybody! For Thread #500, it's time to build something interesting. A wishing wall!

Write a wish for yourself, for your future, or for anything else on a 300x300 .png or .jpg and email it to [email protected]. Or just send me the text of your wish directly and I'll put it on there for you! Anyone can participate. Feel free to draw a picture or write a personal message for readers as well. You can use MSPaint, pixIr, Photoshop, or any other image editor you wish.

The deadline for the wishing wall is the end of Thread #495: roughly next Saturday, February 17. This is so the full wall will be ready by Thread #500.

I won't be available to post for every thread, so I'd appreciate it if someone would repost this just once per thread assuming I'm not around for the first few hundred. You can always ask questions directly of me at [email protected].

Rollin!

I'd never kill myself. I have a reason to go on.