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Despite the fact they're not steamed hams at all and are obviously grilled?
Connor Gutierrez
I just wanted ham. I have, since the time of that post, eaten some ham.
Gabriel Adams
and I was just referencing the latest meme trend going on right now. Which is a segment from a classic Simpsons episode.
Charles James
Ah. I don't pay much attention to the former and I probably haven't watched any episodes of the latter in over a decade.
Easton Lewis
The episode its from is from 96. You may have seen it but forgot. Back when it was still quite good.
Ian Ward
For elf pussy
Wyatt Edwards
Elves are for
Camden Morales
Humans
Caleb James
Sister fucking
Brayden Nelson
motherfucking
Jayden Young
Oyakodon and Shimaidon
At the same time
Henry Turner
...
Levi Murphy
Using it to solve all family disputes.
Juan Brooks
Do Elves and Dwarves hate each other?
Dylan Garcia
youtube.com/watch?v=KjHclWPVij0 Might vary from individual to individual, but I'd say it's not exactly roses and chocolate between the two
Daniel Hernandez
tribalism
Justin Bell
That rant is always the best.
Nathaniel Gutierrez
...
Liam Cruz
alt magic
Henry Garcia
...
Bentley Gonzalez
Ki vs magic
Bentley Fisher
racist magic
Christian Perry
...
Hunter Robinson
Angry angry angry lolis
Aaron Foster
Always. >Shimaidon Should have known that had its own term too.
Ethan Ramirez
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Dominic Davis
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Isaiah Gutierrez
...
Justin Lewis
A place where he storms are daily and it's super annoying
Jordan Stewart
Nothing I like more than most of my lawn being covered in water.
Adam Wilson
you should plant grass that thrives in water and let it grow really high. Then during the next storm wear a black cloak and cut it all down with a large scythe
Jaxon Rodriguez
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Dominic Rodriguez
Most of my neighbors are fairly old so that would be fairly hilarious. On the downside one of them's a bitch that would call the cops out of spite.
Adrian Murphy
they can't really do anything about it unless you make it regular occurrence. So once or twice would be fine.
Levi Fisher
Tig bitty centaurs are the best.
I'm torn between Rachnera and Centorea myself.
Brandon Bennett
Centorea as waifu, Rachnera as a fuckfriend.
Angel Garcia
No, she's just the kind of bitch that would act like she's being threatened & terrified to get them here just to hassle me. It's the result of a story I'm too lazy to tell.
Andrew Ramirez
Witch college.
Nathaniel Mitchell
Panty raids at the witch college.
Owen Russell
Is she begging for headpats?
Christian Murphy
Withdrawals I bet. Her sister probably would beg for it though.
David Diaz
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Michael Watson
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Daniel Perez
fish pussy
Landon Rodriguez
...
Evan Parker
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Owen Brown
That's why I'm glad I live in the woods, more or less. And more importantly, on a hill. Most of the water runs off into the ditch.