World of Warcraft General - /wowg/

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artifact appearance forms have been a godsend to bring to life Human Druids.

Also important

Alliance are only good for sex slaves. Discuss.

>made half the glug post images but pin their origin on others

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Taurens are only good for their hides.

How are you playing the gorilla allied race already?

>Proof that alliance are underage kids because this loser found his first character body morph mod and can't stop shitposting about it.

ay baby girl I got a stable in elwynn with your name on it. maybe we could sort something out.

a milk trade agreement? i give you my man milk, and you give me your booby milky for profit

the stormwind chad department is always looking for new breeding stock

its not worth it

>Tauren are the master race of WoW
Fixed that for you.

All this Alliance salt because your women flock to the superior faction for sex and will betray their homelands for a real satisfying fuck.

You should try modding Skyrim

There is a very real chance my dick is bigger and thicker than yours. Also I use all of my taur booby milk in my ice cream shop. It's pretty famous, called "Ice Cream Citadel" located in Org.

I'm a fan of Asmonbald. Seems like he's enjoying life lately.

>Worked out
>Talked to a girl
>Enjoying Alpha
>Cleaned his room

Keep it up boi

cringe

That's a good idea, get that cancerous fuck out of the WoW general.

>I cannot dispute this established fact in WoW lore so all I can do is cringe at my worthless self for choosing the wrong faction. I should have bee on Horde, the winning side.

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What alliance race for prot warrior?

>Male Worgen
>Female Worgen
>Female Void Elf
>roll randomly from the available options
>wait until bfa for more options

im afraid that's not possible, upon graduation of the stormwind chad department our penises are molecularly altered. my size is no longer something to debate. it is x+(x/2) inches long

x = length of the largest penis within a 100 mile radius

Kul'tiras human will be the undisputed best option. Dwarf is a good choice for stuff available right now though. Can't recommend worgen until they see a model update

whats the illidan-us for alliance?

>MFW Alliance think they are "chads"
Your "boy king" can pass for a woman. Just throw a dress on him.

>Having to dispute someones fetish fantasy of a video game on an image board.
Horde, everyone.

1) How do you do that?
2) Am I going to get banned for it?

Sargeras

Mods, and it's against ToS and definitely a risk. It's not really worth the risk of getting banned IMO, but the likelihood of getting banned for it is pretty low based on some anecdotes from people that have used mods for many years without any issues

didn't they fire metzen? they killed off his mary sue self insert

Metzen's main is a human Paladin on Uldum server. Next.

thrall? he's not dead and is back in the story for BfA

The fuck are you on about. Metzen plays a Human Paladin.

I know it's mods, I was looking for a specific mod name(s)

Dudes always been a human paladin, this was known even when he was in Blizzard.

It's funny because the Alliance heavy hitters like Malfurion and Khadgar are benched because wither one of them can wipe out the Horde. Horde is in such a bad state that they need to keep Thrall in play but he'll have a very minor role.

>944 ilvl
>rejected from a maw+4 because i'm a frost dk
mobility nerfs to other classes when

Dumb Arkhaan.

>one of them can wipe out the Horde
WOW lore is retarded but not this retarded

There are no superheroes who can kill entire armies

forums.darknestfantasyerotica.com/index.php?threads/simple-and-normal-model-edits.23452/

Go read up on Malfurion. You've seen nerfed examples of what Khadgar is capable of in game. Under the right conditions Jaina is also capable of mass genocide.

>Khadgar
>alliance

This. Khadgar is more like a shitposter from wowg with actual power. He trolls the fuck out of everyone and they can't do shit about it.

>mfw Khadgar is behind Gulpposting

>MFW BG pops and it's time to kill the fuck out of the Horde for the glory and prosperity of the Alliance

he is
worldofwarcraft.com/en-gb/story/character/khadgar

he's literally sitting out the next expansion because he refuses to fight in a faction war against the horde.

Delete this right now. This is anti-horde hate crime.

He actually has an Orc girlfriend just like Medivh did in the Warcraft movie. He will be secretly helping the Horde for that sweet green pussy.

CHANGE.MY.DIAPER

>khadgar claims to sit it out
>cue 8.2
>turalyon and alliance champions are pinned down by an army of horde niggers
>its looking bad
>suddenly the orcish army is frozen solid
>jaina?
>"seems like they're... cool as a cucumber"
>khadgar walks into view wielding atiesh
>AZEROTH IS FREE!

Still got my 110 boost. Do not have a Druid or Hunter anywhere near 110.

Why are there two threads up right now?

Is Lieutenant Horatio Laine secretly Khadgar's son? What with all the one liners.

Why are Alliance posters so cringe? I'm ashamed to be Alliance thanks to you guys.

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Hunter is easier to level

Your pathetic attempts of misdirection will not work here kiddo.

was tempted to boost a new alliance alt but now I'm turning away from it more and more.
Gilded Ravasaur is also way better too.

>He doesn't know he can use the Gilded Ravasaur on Alliance
Good riddance. Dumb inbred trash like you belongs on the Horde.

>>He doesn't know he can use the Gilded Ravasaur on Alliance
it's been patched for over a week you brainlet.

youtube.com/watch?v=AQNwBt8ZNlw&feature=youtu.be

just watched this kino, what did i think?

wait, so you can play worgen druid without ever seeing that horrendous dog form?

well leaving combat you will turn into a wolf but if you're quick enough and out of combat you can just revert back to being a human.
A Guardian or Feral would never be caught in humanoid form unless you're performing an emergency heal.

wanna buy some drugs kid?

Felwort completely useless for alchemists or what?

How new are you?

Why are night elves so superior?

Literal autism, I'm sorry friend

Fungus zombie allied race when?

>Elven women are for...

>tfw it will never be MoP again

Is getting bullied in highschool a prerequisite feat of strength for playing on Sargeras? Every single time there's 110s ganking low levels it's Faggot-Sargeras.

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Why don't you main a void elf?

>make a hunter because i need a ranged spec to fall back on
>end up loving Survival

Do you get the free Celestial Tournament pet for one victory if you do it on an alt who didn't do it before??

>Worked out
>Talked to a girl
he's further ahead in life then most of us here despite coming from a similar background
gotta give him some props

>Perfection doesn't exi-

I'd rather main a mildly stinky and all natural night elf instead

Oops wrong pic

I really want to get into roleplaying but I'm too shy.
I already know all the guidelines and I have a basic idea for a character, but I'm just too shy to do it.
Any advice?

Not /ourguy/ anymore. He became a normie

vocaroo.com/i/s1UIw7CppLFr

We are all that stands between the Legion and annihilation.

>Metzen was always a human paladin player and just roleplayed a horde player to make some quick sales with all the two-digit IQ orcs and tauren around
Impressive.

don't

Give some good gnome plate mogs

>WoD released 4 years ago

My ancestors :)

>americans go to sleep
>thread quality improves

>Varian hated the Horde because of Garrosh
>Ended up being on better terms with Cringevanas and Vol'Jin
>Thought the Horde and Alliance were going to be good friends forever
>Fagduin takes over, always wanted to unite the kobold peoples under one flag
>Didn't even really hate Garrosh
>THEOLDWOLF and his other subordinates manipulate him into having shit diplomacy
>ramps up into what is now WWI levels of retardation on both sides
>could've established an actual alliance and had the common trash of Azeroth getting friendly with each other, and wary of fighting their new friends they JUST fought with against the burning fucking legion
>another pointless war because CRINGEMANE and Cringevanas need to make out or something