Evil smile edition Previous thread >So what is this game? Touhou is a bullet hell game made by ZUN. Instead of ship or robots it features anime girls fighting youkai and such.
>I have a question! pastebin.com/1TdrXtCD (Includes FAQ, netplay guide, 1cc charts and more)
this man could win every 2hu with the dick and yet he does this.
Joseph Nelson
Even before the events of SA, were Rin and Okuu really bad just because they're Satori's pets responsible for managing the underworld and all? I'd want to think they're friendly as shown in (or Rin at least) but they're pretty much in hell...
Robert Watson
Rin is responsible for collecting corpses and Okuu is responsible for keeping the Underworld Hell flame alive by burning those corpses. There’s nothing wrong with that since they’re already dead.
Cameron Perez
>smaller than Marisa Jesus those asians are tiny.
Zachary Gutierrez
Can I blogpost about my gamepost while waifuposting? started to try for 1CC normal after listening to the advices in the last thread, my biggest problem is really just my focus!
Easton Barnes
All it takes is practice with touhou. Learn danmaku basics and how to position yourself. There's some helpful things in the OP.
William Brown
You go girl
Dylan Peterson
I thought Marisa was about 140cm tall?
Danmaku games are really just a skill based game, it's all about practice, no amount of advice is really gonna help you beyond giving you an idea of what to do.
Angel Thomas
I thought she was supposed to be about 145cm. I think those numbers are just guesses based on fighting games.
Nathaniel Lopez
There was an image comparing her to Kosuzu and Rinnosuke, and she was just as tall as Kosuzu who is definitely younger than her by quite a few years for sure. Meanwhile Rinnosuke towered over both girls.
Easton Russell
>140cm Holy shit that is really small, like most of us could lift her without problems.
Owen Foster
>~70 pounds Holy shit, you're right user. I think that makes Marisa the cutest slut in the series
Adrian Reed
Why is Sanae so stupid?
Hunter Anderson
goodnight /2huh/
Jose Allen
She's not, she's a sadist.
Levi Bennett
But it's morning time! It's time to wake up!
Chase Baker
Kanako should have just kill Suwako
Jeremiah White
but why?
Leo Kelly
Kanako would have died from lack of faith long ago if she did that.
Connor Turner
Samurai honor
Henry Richardson
She can find a way. She always do.
Connor Roberts
Do you think that since the Hakurei god isn't often praised, that it is dead?
Gavin Young
I think the Hakurei god is the Dragon,AKA ZUN
Evan Hall
Unlikely, since the god itself is the reason why Reimu can exterminate youkai in the first place. It's one of the blessings it bestows upon her. Plus I wouldn't be surprised if Gensokyo was running on the power of the Hakurei god.
Mason Foster
Well it's one of several barrier points, right? Or is it the only barrier and that's why Yukari likes to fuck with Reimu?
Jackson Russell
No, the Hakurei shrine itself maintains the barrier. Don't have any idea where you got the idea it's one of many. Yukari fucks with Reimu so much because it's her sole job to maintain the shrine, which maintains the barrier and maintain gensokyo itself.
Michael Brown
Kasen is a safe right? Are there not hard rules to being a sage if an Oni is one?
Christian Allen
Kasen is a sage, the rules are currently unknown what qualifies as a sage considering we have an oni posing as a hermit, a youkai like youkai and a literal god as the three currently known sages.
Chase Campbell
Kasen is NOT an Oni!
Robert Cooper
She put everything into Charisma and Luck. Leaving both intelligence and Wisdom as a dump stat.
Josiah Reyes
I still think the Hakurei god isn't actually a god. But something more abstract, like Gensokyo itself.
Liam Rivera
...
Nolan Perry
Goodmorning two hoo gee!
Noah Nguyen
if you don't say 2hug, then I can't give you 2 hugs
Nathaniel Fisher
Cringe
Asher Sanders
I was 12 too once user
Kevin Williams
You know, i'm pretty sure i was 12 when i first heard of Touhou. Probably while i was seriously browsing Tv Tropes for the first time.
Coincidentally, that's also when my life first started to go downhill.
Brandon Watson
>it all went downhill at 12 He never even had a chance.
Daniel Anderson
Tvtropes was that old?
Easton Bailey
Things have actually gotten a lot better again recently. Even if i do have to go look for a new job soon.
Yeah. It's been around for a while. Although i'm only twenty myself.
Parker Perry
Are there actually people here who think posting about fangames is somehow offtopic? That's completely retarded.
Nolan Phillips
>Common sense isn't thing in Gensokyo
Sebastian Bennett
>Are there people who think Tetrix version of Monster Hunter is actually Monster Hunter? That’s retarded.
Grayson Ross
I have no idea what you're gibbering about.
Jack Young
Not really. It's stock trolling material though.
Austin Hughes
Post about fan games, what's the worse that could happen?
Ayden White
I don't really play them much, but I just finished checking the previous thread, and someone there is complaining about "blogposting about fangames" (which is one of the few things still worth reading here).
Just realized it's probably Seijaanon again, so he should be ignored.
Luis Lewis
I don't even think Seija user was even awake. I only really see him in the late afternoon burger time.
Joseph Bailey
Stop blaming me for everything, I don't mind fangames at all as long as it doesn't become the #1 topic of discussion here
Angel Ward
It was buddhistfag
Leo Young
anyone complaing or being rude should be ignored and hopefully shot to death
Alexander Ramirez
The number one topic of discussion will always be what the valid topics of discussion are, so don't worry.
Bentley Ramirez
That's not a very good attitude. Concerns about this general's quality should be voiced, like you're doing right now.
Ian Robinson
>spoiler
Something tells me that's the worst possible discussion topic we could've chosen.
Justin King
Veeky Forums is nothing if not self-destructive.
Jaxson Russell
sup /2hug/. does anyone have a 100% savefile for AoCF they could lend me?
Jack Cruz
Do you want me to hold your hand as well you baby?
Jace Ward
I'm not complaining, I'm having fun!
Jason Perry
Why not do it yourself user? AoCF is casul mode casul game. It'll only take you an hour or two unless you're terrible at video games.
Angel Adams
I'm gonna hold Murasa's slutty ass
Chase Ortiz
*slap* She only sleep with one man in her entire life.
Landon Morales
D-Don't bully
I lost my save and I just want to do Joon's route.
Colton King
And that man is me. The other were all the alpha females on Gensokyo.
Andrew Myers
Utsuho is my wife!
Jordan Miller
There's something off about Moriya's game ratings, but I can't quite put my finger on it. It's a well known fact that shitposting is more fun than video games. Getting riled up over stupid shit then harnessing that anger to get 1ccs is my #1 gameplay strategy.
Ethan Ross
No, it’s me. She screams my name everytime we have sex.
Every man she sleeps with sleeps with the fishes, therefore Murasa is a SLUT.
Adam Williams
Ohayo user-kun, would you mind helping these yound ladies dress up?
Lincoln Hill
>young >ladies
Ethan Lopez
>yound >youhg yung
Bentley James
I want to die between Murasa’s thicc thigh
Adrian Gomez
It's not a lady, it's Yukari.
James White
Your wife is nobody now. Plus, I highly doubt Okuu is your 2hu.
Henry Rivera
I want Murasa to die.
Anthony Reed
Well... mission accomplished?
Juan Nguyen
>Race traitor. >Undead abomination. >Mass murdering dictator. >Evil mad scientist. >Self serving heretic claiming to be a god.
No.
Caleb Richardson
She already is you dumdum
Noah Campbell
>Self serving heretic claiming to be a god ?
Gabriel Reed
Claiming to be a god is heresy. There's only one god user. You know which one im talking about.
Sebastian Martin
I want her double dead.
Andrew Adams
Ask Youmu for help with that. Or Kasen, i guess.
Alexander Bailey
Okina?
Nathaniel Martinez
Undead abominations are the cutest though.
Jaxon Brown
Yeah, it’s Yahweh. Not that Trinity nonsense. There’s only one God.
Noah Baker
>monotheism
Dominic Murphy
>believing in more than one God user...........
Liam Jenkins
What if God killed other Gods?
Nolan Price
Then you better watch your ass cuz he's the only one left and he's one bad motherfucker.
Bentley Cooper
>the hakurei shrine god is THE god
Daniel Anderson
Allah?
Henry Cruz
How can Okina exist if nobody knew she existed in the first place?
Joshua Hughes
Eh uh... You know th... One thing I sh... Excuse me for one second.
Brandon Kelly
She's an Esoteric Buddhist god (specifically, of the Tendai sect). This means that she was worhipped not by laypeople in general, but by initiates performing secret rituals behind closed doors, more or less.