/2hug/ - Touhou general - #109

Evil smile edition
Previous thread >So what is this game?
Touhou is a bullet hell game made by ZUN. Instead of ship or robots it features anime girls fighting youkai and such.

>I have a question!
pastebin.com/1TdrXtCD (Includes FAQ, netplay guide, 1cc charts and more)

>Where can I get the games?
moriyashrine.org/ (For separate game downloading)
nyaa.si/view/979648 (All in one pack)

>Touhou 16 and 15.5 on steam! Please support the official release.
store.steampowered.com/app/745880/__Hidden_Star_in_Four_Seasons/
store.steampowered.com/app/716710/_Antinomy_of_Common_Flowers/

>Tips for new players~
moriyashrine.org/intro-to-touhou/

>Download and apply Vpatch for reduced lag, MoF MarisaB glitch fix, extremely high FPS fix and Windowed screen adjustment.
en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Game_Tools_and_Modifications#Vsync_Patches
youtube.com/watch?v=DpIV1NUM7co

>Fangames pastebin (Contains a fixed version for game breaking bug in FMW2)
pastebin.com/Jc2e0wLm

>/2hug/ Highscore Spreadsheet! (If you want to submit score, use the term 'score' somewhere in your post)
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1Bl1ZiZUqNdbP2OK_W7q6xG6A6FIG78LPfJQrouu6ol4/edit#gid=1978990074

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Thats cute birb

this man could win every 2hu with the dick and yet he does this.

Even before the events of SA, were Rin and Okuu really bad just because they're Satori's pets responsible for managing the underworld and all? I'd want to think they're friendly as shown in (or Rin at least) but they're pretty much in hell...

Rin is responsible for collecting corpses and Okuu is responsible for keeping the Underworld Hell flame alive by burning those corpses. There’s nothing wrong with that since they’re already dead.

>smaller than Marisa
Jesus those asians are tiny.

Can I blogpost about my gamepost while waifuposting?
started to try for 1CC normal after listening to the advices in the last thread, my biggest problem is really just my focus!

All it takes is practice with touhou. Learn danmaku basics and how to position yourself. There's some helpful things in the OP.

You go girl

I thought Marisa was about 140cm tall?

Danmaku games are really just a skill based game, it's all about practice, no amount of advice is really gonna help you beyond giving you an idea of what to do.

I thought she was supposed to be about 145cm. I think those numbers are just guesses based on fighting games.

There was an image comparing her to Kosuzu and Rinnosuke, and she was just as tall as Kosuzu who is definitely younger than her by quite a few years for sure. Meanwhile Rinnosuke towered over both girls.

>140cm
Holy shit that is really small, like most of us could lift her without problems.

>~70 pounds
Holy shit, you're right user. I think that makes Marisa the cutest slut in the series

Why is Sanae so stupid?

goodnight /2huh/

She's not, she's a sadist.

But it's morning time! It's time to wake up!

Kanako should have just kill Suwako

but why?

Kanako would have died from lack of faith long ago if she did that.

Samurai honor

She can find a way. She always do.

Do you think that since the Hakurei god isn't often praised, that it is dead?

I think the Hakurei god is the Dragon,AKA ZUN

Unlikely, since the god itself is the reason why Reimu can exterminate youkai in the first place. It's one of the blessings it bestows upon her. Plus I wouldn't be surprised if Gensokyo was running on the power of the Hakurei god.

Well it's one of several barrier points, right? Or is it the only barrier and that's why Yukari likes to fuck with Reimu?

No, the Hakurei shrine itself maintains the barrier. Don't have any idea where you got the idea it's one of many. Yukari fucks with Reimu so much because it's her sole job to maintain the shrine, which maintains the barrier and maintain gensokyo itself.

Kasen is a safe right?
Are there not hard rules to being a sage if an Oni is one?

Kasen is a sage, the rules are currently unknown what qualifies as a sage considering we have an oni posing as a hermit, a youkai like youkai and a literal god as the three currently known sages.

Kasen is NOT an Oni!

She put everything into Charisma and Luck. Leaving both intelligence and Wisdom as a dump stat.

I still think the Hakurei god isn't actually a god. But something more abstract, like Gensokyo itself.

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Goodmorning two hoo gee!

if you don't say 2hug, then I can't give you 2 hugs

Cringe

I was 12 too once user

You know, i'm pretty sure i was 12 when i first heard of Touhou. Probably while i was seriously browsing Tv Tropes for the first time.

Coincidentally, that's also when my life first started to go downhill.

>it all went downhill at 12
He never even had a chance.

Tvtropes was that old?

Things have actually gotten a lot better again recently. Even if i do have to go look for a new job soon.

Yeah. It's been around for a while. Although i'm only twenty myself.

Are there actually people here who think posting about fangames is somehow offtopic? That's completely retarded.

>Common sense isn't thing in Gensokyo

>Are there people who think Tetrix version of Monster Hunter is actually Monster Hunter? That’s retarded.

I have no idea what you're gibbering about.

Not really. It's stock trolling material though.

Post about fan games, what's the worse that could happen?

I don't really play them much, but I just finished checking the previous thread, and someone there is complaining about "blogposting about fangames" (which is one of the few things still worth reading here).

Just realized it's probably Seijaanon again, so he should be ignored.

I don't even think Seija user was even awake. I only really see him in the late afternoon burger time.

Stop blaming me for everything, I don't mind fangames at all as long as it doesn't become the #1 topic of discussion here

It was buddhistfag

anyone complaing or being rude should be ignored and hopefully shot to death

The number one topic of discussion will always be what the valid topics of discussion are, so don't worry.

That's not a very good attitude. Concerns about this general's quality should be voiced, like you're doing right now.

>spoiler

Something tells me that's the worst possible discussion topic we could've chosen.

Veeky Forums is nothing if not self-destructive.

sup /2hug/. does anyone have a 100% savefile for AoCF they could lend me?

Do you want me to hold your hand as well you baby?

I'm not complaining, I'm having fun!

Why not do it yourself user? AoCF is casul mode casul game. It'll only take you an hour or two unless you're terrible at video games.

I'm gonna hold Murasa's slutty ass

*slap*
She only sleep with one man in her entire life.

D-Don't bully

I lost my save and I just want to do Joon's route.

And that man is me. The other were all the alpha females on Gensokyo.

Utsuho is my wife!

There's something off about Moriya's game ratings, but I can't quite put my finger on it.
It's a well known fact that shitposting is more fun than video games. Getting riled up over stupid shit then harnessing that anger to get 1ccs is my #1 gameplay strategy.

No, it’s me. She screams my name everytime we have sex.

She screams a lot!
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>2.22 out of 5
No that seems accurate to me user.

Thank you user. Lots of love.

Every man she sleeps with sleeps with the fishes, therefore Murasa is a SLUT.

Ohayo user-kun, would you mind helping these yound ladies dress up?

>young
>ladies

>yound
>youhg
yung

I want to die between Murasa’s thicc thigh

It's not a lady, it's Yukari.

Your wife is nobody now. Plus, I highly doubt Okuu is your 2hu.

I want Murasa to die.

Well... mission accomplished?

>Race traitor.
>Undead abomination.
>Mass murdering dictator.
>Evil mad scientist.
>Self serving heretic claiming to be a god.

No.

She already is you dumdum

>Self serving heretic claiming to be a god
?

Claiming to be a god is heresy. There's only one god user. You know which one im talking about.

I want her double dead.

Ask Youmu for help with that. Or Kasen, i guess.

Okina?

Undead abominations are the cutest though.

Yeah, it’s Yahweh. Not that Trinity nonsense. There’s only one God.

>monotheism

>believing in more than one God
user...........

What if God killed other Gods?

Then you better watch your ass cuz he's the only one left and he's one bad motherfucker.

>the hakurei shrine god is THE god

Allah?

How can Okina exist if nobody knew she existed in the first place?

Eh uh...
You know th...
One thing I sh...
Excuse me for one second.

She's an Esoteric Buddhist god (specifically, of the Tendai sect). This means that she was worhipped not by laypeople in general, but by initiates performing secret rituals behind closed doors, more or less.

Yeah, the same God of Moses and of Jesus.