/fgoalter/ - Fate/Grand Order NA General

Am I gonna make it bros?

Based jannie

>Better lore and gameplay wise
Esto es el fin Shitkifags!

Remember to use your command spells before they regenerate.

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delet this

BASED REDDITBRO

Parking lot Gives so many cats I wish you could exchange them for water bottles and Ice cream, would make the grinding way quicker.

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Friendly reminder that Kiyohime is 12 years old and therefore not legal. Her physical form may look more mature, but only to due to her Morph skill. Do not be fooled by jailbait.

Snek cloaca is FREE

Uhm..

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Why are you complaining? Illya is working hard to get FP.

I want Shinji to fuck me
12 year olds are legal here bro so it is fine

What is it Mash

I have a crap ton of bottles and i dont see any uses for them besides XP and CEs wich i already have. I need Cats for anything worthwhile in this event. What are you talking about.

Based snekfags, recently max levelled my Snek, turned out to be really good for wavefarming.

FLY ME TO THE MOON
AND LET ME PLAY AMONG THE STARS
LET ME SEE WHAT SPRING IS LIKE
ON JUPITER AND MARS
IN OTHER WORDS
HOLD MY HANDS
IN OTHER WORDS
DARLING KISS ME

Reminder that Jannu is afraid of yogurt

You can find these for literally every servant you idiot.

>All these Sneks

keep posting more im building a folder

Why is she lactose intolerant? Will it make her fart? Haha

Fuck I was planning on rolling him but not anymore, what I do bros

Then post the Benkei and Caligula versions of this. I'll be waiting.

>Mad because his KnK shit chunni mary sue waifu is barely acknowledged

>Redditsoyboy never cleared a wave with his servants before

NONONO HASSANBROS I THOUGHT WE WERE THE CHADS

Roll for Jeanne Alter. Reddit hates her.

>Steals your NP

Hmm...

jack every thread until she has her banana buddy

noice

I did use my command seals because I was half-asleep last night, and kept throwing my Rider + 2 Berserker team into an Assassin fight. The third time, they landed enough crits and killed everybody off so fast that not even Cu could save my dumb male master asshole.

Jannu has very smelly farts that can even kill a dragon, don't sniff

have the king redditfags dare I say been exposed?

IS THAT A

Anyone here has a support with MLB black cat CE?

>Unleashes arts meme starring Waver onto you
not so fast, you faggot ghost

*Stabs ur hreat*
Nohting preosnel, kdi

Probably a really normalfag question, but why the fuck do people in general brag about spending a bunch of money on this game?

Cucks are a mistake

Hassanfags always gave me the feel that they are Redditors

>here i do everything for a fellow Hassanbro
>i want to collect all of the Hassan family!
>I love those fucking meme comics! Just as good as Porgs in Star Wars!
>GRAMPS IS BASED

I got her banana buddy in my pants actually. Tell her to come to my room.

NONONO BROS F2PCHADS ARE LAUGHING AT US

PARKING LOT

They're literally the new "DUDE ISKANDAR IS MY KING" redditors.

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I SAW DARTH VADER AND I CLAPPED!!

>not getting your images from their source

It is not cuckoldry if you are the one cuckolding people
I would fuck Altera in front of your face too, bro
Netori is the only good form of Netorare

DOKO DA XD

Reminder that all Servants I like are not Reddit or Discord while all Servants (You) like are Reddit or Discord. If (You) tell me (You) like same Servants as me, you are trying too hard to fit in and have to go back.

They're proud of their accomplishment, not necessarily how much money they put into it. The only time I've seen anyone "brag" about how much money they put into the game has been around here, where they are intentionally falseflag and outright lie just to trigger replies.

Now that you mentioned it.
King Reddit sorta has that Vader look.

Probably one reason why Reddit loves him so much.

you dont exist in my chaldea and everything outside is fire

BASED DARK SOULS REFERENCE
BASED BERSERK REFERENCE
HAHA IT'S A NERD THING user

>*Record scratch*
>*Freeze frame*
>George: ''Yeah, that's me. You are probably wondering you I got myself into this situation. It all happened a few hours ago, when I met a guy that apologizes a lot and a saint addicted to dragon dicks''

I wanna join the discord....

>just found out my favorite servant is reddit
fuck....what do I do now...?

As long as shes happy I guess

>thinking anons of /alter/ would not make these exact meme images once he is out when
I always love the blatant lack of self awareness of this general

First they try to make Emiya reddit, then they try to make Gramps reddit. Discordfags are out in full force this weekend, aren’t they?

Burn her, then yourself.

For an arts team consisting of Nero Bride/Tamamo/Waver, is Black Grail on Bride and 2030 on both Waver and Tamamo a good setup?

How can shinji ever be satisfied with flat rin when he could suck the milk out of these whenever he raped sakura?

>Literally making shit up with buzzwords
Not an argument

I hope my favorite Servant doesn't become a shitposting target

I think we know where Hassan will belong.

How many people have finished everything in the shop?

Fool I transcend death and erasure all for the sake of lolis!

Shinji isn't just a piece of shit, he also has shit taste.

Is Jeanne Alter reddit?

Yes. Probably the most reddit of them all.

She's literally Queen Reddit

>bob dole took away my permission to invite
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>DUDE i fucking love BLOODBORNE
>FROMSOFT MAKES BEST VIDEOGAMES
>Nasu is a nerd just lime me! I fucking love videogame references and memes!

shes a good girl leave her be

Become a redditor of course. You wouldn't let some strangers on the internet who are probably naked make you hate your servant, would you user?

Are Ozy and Emiya Alter Reddit?

Jeanne Alter:
>Queen Reddit

King Hassan:
>King Reddit

more like legfags

If Shiki kills her own lines of death, will she become immortal?

>Hassan posting triggers autists this much

Mama will never cuck you

>Jekyll & Hyde is the basis of Hulk
>According to Fate, the prototype is stronger than the original
>Hyde is literally stronger than Hulk that can beat Thor
>Hyde is stronger than Norse Gods!
FUCK!

No bros, that can't be
You said she wasn't reddit

>edgy spaghetti tsundere Jalter waifu
yes

Is nitocris reddit? I'm going to roll for her and invest everything into her

>posting mama reddit now
how low will this general sink?

Aren't we all reddit?